In less than a week, I will be married to her and live a happy life together. How does that make you feel?
I feel like you’re a fucking delusional liar
She will then die in a tragic train explosion and you will come upon a trove of nudes. You will then ask if you should post them. You will make that thread twice a week for the next 7 years.
Like you are delusional.
might as well claim that your gender is Kentucky Plains Rifle.
>it's the last part of the first sentence that does it.
Post nudes or fuck off faggot
Meh makes me feel like you will find out just like the rest of us married fuckers.
women and marriage and babies and all that emotional, nasty shit scares the shit out of me.
i don't give a shit if my son took his first steps? who the fuck cares? but in marriage, i will have to pretend to have a sentimental reaction to every single fucking thing.
this is why i won't ever marry or reproduce.
>i will have to pretend to have a sentimental reaction to every single fucking thing.
Indeed you will. and when you realize you are fucking good at it is when you realize all is lost.
sry for the angst. jus' sain'
Every activity you do will now be twice as much. I’m three to five years if not sooner, a really slutty girl will try to fuck you cause she can. You will let her, and your wife will find out. You may reconcile but the trust is gone. You will live your life hating each other guts living like more like roommates and less like a married couple. You will fight more often than talk and develop chemical dependencies, or aggregate the ones you already have. If there is a kid in the mix they’ll undoubtedly hate you.
Marriage: Not Even Once.
If you think a long, solid marriage is anything about needing external validation, then good thing you won't do it since you'd be the reason it failed.
You can get away with it with young kids or your dog, but if you base any relationship on your need for outward validation, it will always fail.
The only reason to get married in the modern age concerns children. If you have children and the mother dies, the kids don't necessarily immediately go to the father.. unless the two were married. This is the exact reason that Penn Gillette (from Penn & Teller) got married - and the only reason anyone ever should.
when your life is no longer about how others see you, maybe your horizons will widen enough to see what it is some of us base our marriages on, and why some sort of public declaration and guarantee of the unity of responsibility, regardless of flavor, is something that materially allows for a deeper validity.
the marriage you're talking of is an extension of youthful friendship + sex, and yeah, don't get legally hitched to that shit.
You rightly grow out of it.
Don't worry anon, most of us grow out of that.
There will be a day when you say to yourself
>man, what the fuck is this all about
>I'm really wasting my time with all this "hurr durr its all about me" bullshit
You can reply back and say thats all bullshit but history has shown us that you will learn to deal with it like all of us deadinsidefags have.
You'll eventually learn to love the sentimental bullshit and you'll be all about your kids because you realize that you're going to die one day and your life will have meant nothing in the long term.
For one, who says that you have more shit to put in the pot?
>oh I forgot you can only attract broke and/or ugly women
Two, its called a prenuptial agreement. If she won't sign one, it wasn't meant to be in the first place. Spend a lot on a good lawyer to cover your ass and update it regularly. She'll be with you for the right reasons and if you want to get out, you can with minimal damage.
Happy, she' a lovely girl and I am confident she'll make you very happy for many years. Marriage is a beautiful thing that unites your lives with each other and with society
Stick your finger up her ass when she comes, she loves that
Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm from a Catholic family with a catholic wife so I had to jump through $$$$ hoops for a big ass wedding and we had to do all the bullshit before and after that.
Anniversaries, Valentines Day, renewing vows, blah blah thats all bullshit, I agree.
Being happy with someone should be about enjoying each other's presence each and every day and never being able to imagine life without it. This is why roughly 50% of people (at least in the USA) get divorced and why a large number that doesn't are absolutely miserable. The people that get married in their early 20s are absolutely retarded and need to consult older, bitter men who will tell them what statistically will happen to them when they grow older.
I still don't see the point. If I asked you to go on a hunting trip tomorrow and you didn't have a hunting license, would you go. If I asked you to go on a fishing trip and you didn't have the license, would you go? If I asked you to drive me across the country and you didn't have a driving license, would you go? If your parents marriage was declared invalid tomorrow, would your mom give your dad the middle finger and move out? Of course not. Because it doesn't mean anything.
On top of that the whole process of having the wedding is incredibly selfish. Overpriced party, those closest to you are inconvenienced taking time of work, rehearsal party sucks, forced to sit through a religious service, have to buy gowns and rent tuxes, feel obligated to throw a bachelor party, and on top of all that, the 2 people throwing the party have a registry dictating what gives you are to buy them.
So yeah, maybe I will grow out of it, but please tell me what the point of it all is.
>inb4 our wedding was only the closest people and remote [cornered people into traveling] so it was fun and we didnt do all that.
Classic first post best post
The format of the file name would suggest that I downloaded these from imgur at some point. Probably from an album that some anon linked to here on /b/. Pictures and videos of this girl have been getting posted to 4chan for years.
fine and dandy. Things change after a wedded bliss, ya'know. Good chance that she will suck the soul right out of you....I hope you have a good doc on call...
What I'd give to bury my face between those cute, pale buns.