Can we get a turd hammock thread going on?
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Can we get a turd hammock thread going on?
I straight up play with my gf doo doo to nut....
a what thread
>>767602566
So that's what a b tards nest looks like
My asshole is a hammock
>>767602566
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>>767603424
I fucking love you faggots
Hold up. What?
Not my best
Wait . . . what?
>>767602566
A cradle for m’logs. Treat them with love and care, and they’ll taste twice as good!
>>767602566
i better never walk into a stall and see one of these things, you bastards!
>>767603769
>A cradle for m’logs. Treat them with love and care, and they’ll taste twice as good!
Wheres all the other hammocks? I need some support tonight
>>767605275
My fear is that posters are out there, somewhere, creating them as we speak. The horror.
>>767606445
You'd be correct to assume that, I'm planning one out as we speak. I'm going to somehow wrap the toilet paper around the door knob so when the door opens it's like a booby trap.
>>767603769
So hot
>>767606837
You glorious motherfucker
put me in the screencap
>turd hammock
steps on how to successfully make a turd hammock without the TP breaking or getting doodie on your hands?
wtf is this you sick bastards
>>767607885
This. We need answers.
what the fuck
>>767602566
Teach us
>>767603666
Even Satan is confused about this faggotry...
>>767607885
Ok newfag you create the hammock. Then shit in the nest and place it into the hammock.
This shit is suspenseful.
>mfw inb4 anon posts his shit hammock and makes this thread explode with laughter
>>767609770
How amazing would it be if he just shit right in his hand and posted that
toplel
>>767602566
This thread lollll
>>767609989
ONE OFF QUADS
If we can get this turd hammock to become a problem for all bathrooms across the world...