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I need to make ~roughly 1.000.000 by about May 10th. What is the best approach to doing this, guys. Besides winning the lottery what are the options i can exhaust
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>>767597710
how much do you have?
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>>767597710
prostitution
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>>767597710
Nigger , you gonna have to rob something.
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>>767598549
Oh ye bud find a big ass bank and go fuckin nuts
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>>767597871
.. i have exactly 10 at this point at my disposal
.. so that is exactly 100000x that i have to multiply
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>>767597710
Sales

Seriously, be a completely out of control sleazebag salesman AND break the goddamn law like it's going out of style. Lie, cheat, steal, con, and bluff

Or if your'e wicked good at math you can count cards in vegas, not actually illegal but you will probably get slapped around a bit if you're caught.

Or you can play the stock market, which is basically gambling.

Or do any combination of the above
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>>767598865
You should try dropshipping to get a little capital. It's basically just beer money at this point but in a few months you might have enough to play horses or a good poker spread.
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Why do you need 1m by may 10th
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>>767599034
okay i understand.. but seriously if you think that this could get you a million! Within 10 days, if you genuinely believe that tell me anon why are you not a millionaire yet. Let's be real.
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>>767599317
Who cares?
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>>767599317
Because at may 10th all bets are off
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>>767599034

You don't have to be "wicked good" at math to count cards. You can be borderline retarded and it would still be fucking easy as shit. It's about thinking quick, not about your math skills.
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>>767597710
sell weight loss pills to white suburban moms
>being black is a plus if they invite you inside
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>>767599357
The first one because I suck at talking to people, the second because I suck at math and the third because I have no money.

>Within 10 days

It's the 3rd anon so within 7 days. And the reason I gave them is because they're all high yield high risk ventures, if you want $1 million in 7 days you're not going to get an engineering job. You're going to skirt the law, probably break it, or get lucky.
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>>767599554
Ok, then fix this:
>>767599673
> I suck at mat

to:
>I'm kinda slow witted

Either way the point is the same.
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>>767599673
yep
>make sure you yell "Skrt!" when you do anything illegal. Automatic immunization from the law.
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>>767597710
Stop spamming on 4chins will be a start
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I've got a job for you if you live near Monaco. >Contact me at [email protected]
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>>767599832
This is also good advice
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>>767599901
>when you greentext but you're a newfag
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>>767597710
Break into Bill Gates house and tell him your story before asking him for a loansky. If he refuses, well at least you broke into Bill Gate's house, right?
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>>767597710
you don't "need" to make that much money. you don't have to do anything, you can always kill yourself.
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>>767597710
gamble your ass off
http://leo-vegas.lottopays.com/

I made 6000 USD which if more like 8000 canadian (I'm Canadian). solved a lot of problems.
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>>767597710
what is the picture from?
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>>767600037
2 dollar spins btw, spent about 30.00
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>>767600037
>illegal in new york
fml
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>>767600124
awe shit. well, I was just lucky. no worries.
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if you are a white/asian girl you can sell your virginity.
black/hispanic punch a cop in the face, then scream racism when he arrests you.
white/asian male. you have the privilege of being in a hopeless situation because the world is stacked against you...
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>>767600037
You should buy a house that's on auction for delinquent taxes. House down the road got sold for 2K and the land is worth 5K at least so that's a 3K profit doing jack shit to the structure.
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>>767597710
I have fauith in you OP. Earning a dollar in a week is petty easy. Kinda wondering why you needed all tose decimals though.. We don't even deal in thousandths of a dollar.
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>>767600124
At least that's better than being illegal in new york
>fml

no no no nigger, fuck MY life.
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>>767599999
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>>767599673
> or get lucky

This is probably the only justifiable option.
No compromisable undertakement in the world is going to reward anyone with 1 million in this timespan, not in this reality.
Op kill yourself, that may actually be the best option but noone knows what death brings. Maybe it will bring you a reality where making a million in 7 days is possible.. maybe it will buy you more tjme
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>>767597710
Auction your anal virginity off to a Saudi prince. That's pretty much your only bet.
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>>767600534
Maybe he doesn't have to make a full mil? Maybe making 300K or so in 7 days will be enough to impress anyone who is is looking to hurt him.

At least enough to buy him some extra time.
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>>767599901
drug dealing isn't work
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>>767600358
been looking to invest. Sounds like a good idea.
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Sell fake cocaine, it’s baking soda and orajel
http://www.deceptology.com/2010/09/how-to-fool-cocaine-users-with-chemical.html
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>>767600534
Not in this reality?

Hiw much money do you think multi-milionaires and billionaires make in single deals closed within 7 days. You think it's never been done?
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>>767600774
nigga that's not how it works
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>>767600774
The guy isn't a multi-millionaire or billionaire.

He has exactly $10.
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>>767600037
Not to mention i won two grand a few weeks before on another game called gemrocks. so 10,000 Canadian.
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>>767601109
Do they require any skill or were you just pushing buttons at random?
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>>767600754
lol

This will earn you some beer money and a bullet in the ass.
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>>767600860
But the potential to make that kind of miney is not restricted by this reality. That's what the guy claimed
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>>767601265
>That's what the guy claimed
Do you think maybe you're being a bit overly literal?
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>>767601935
>Op needs to do whatever it takes.
Hey no argument here.

Rob a fucking bank if you think you have a reasonably good chance OP. Small town banks tend to be poorly guarded, also poorly stocked though.
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>>767600124
if you're in new york there's two casinos in CT
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>>767602754

Don't even have a bank account right now. I just started working again four days ago. Feels good man.
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>>767602920
Or you know, Atlantic City.

Or maybe not? Is Atlantic city still a thing? I don't know two fucks about Atlantic City I just know it exists and had casinos.
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>>767603450
I wish I had job security.
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>>767603931
Instead I just have Mount and Blade
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>>767604076
I can't, they ask for ID and I don't have any.
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>>767597710
I hear selling weapons in syria is hot right now.
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>>767604151
you should get in the anti-tank missile business.
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>>767604249
Better yet.

Make an air to air missile and sell it, one of those go for like 2 mil a piece.
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>>767604136
>>767603931
why tf was it deleted hahahahaha
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>>767604557
or just make a nuke and sell it to north korea
>easy 5-10 millon
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>>767597710
drug dealing, stealing and plenty of other illegal activities are your best choice, unless you can get a job that makes about that amount a year and bossman gives you a loan
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>>767599237
>needed by May 10
>Today is May 3
*deep breath in*
BOI.
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