I need to make ~roughly 1.000.000 by about May 10th. What is the best approach to doing this, guys. Besides winning the lottery what are the options i can exhaust
Seriously, be a completely out of control sleazebag salesman AND break the goddamn law like it's going out of style. Lie, cheat, steal, con, and bluff
Or if your'e wicked good at math you can count cards in vegas, not actually illegal but you will probably get slapped around a bit if you're caught.
Or you can play the stock market, which is basically gambling.
Or do any combination of the above
You should try dropshipping to get a little capital. It's basically just beer money at this point but in a few months you might have enough to play horses or a good poker spread.
okay i understand.. but seriously if you think that this could get you a million! Within 10 days, if you genuinely believe that tell me anon why are you not a millionaire yet. Let's be real.
You don't have to be "wicked good" at math to count cards. You can be borderline retarded and it would still be fucking easy as shit. It's about thinking quick, not about your math skills.
The first one because I suck at talking to people, the second because I suck at math and the third because I have no money.
>Within 10 days
It's the 3rd anon so within 7 days. And the reason I gave them is because they're all high yield high risk ventures, if you want $1 million in 7 days you're not going to get an engineering job. You're going to skirt the law, probably break it, or get lucky.
gamble your ass off
I made 6000 USD which if more like 8000 canadian (I'm Canadian). solved a lot of problems.
if you are a white/asian girl you can sell your virginity.
black/hispanic punch a cop in the face, then scream racism when he arrests you.
white/asian male. you have the privilege of being in a hopeless situation because the world is stacked against you...
You should buy a house that's on auction for delinquent taxes. House down the road got sold for 2K and the land is worth 5K at least so that's a 3K profit doing jack shit to the structure.
> or get lucky
This is probably the only justifiable option.
No compromisable undertakement in the world is going to reward anyone with 1 million in this timespan, not in this reality.
Op kill yourself, that may actually be the best option but noone knows what death brings. Maybe it will bring you a reality where making a million in 7 days is possible.. maybe it will buy you more tjme
Maybe he doesn't have to make a full mil? Maybe making 300K or so in 7 days will be enough to impress anyone who is is looking to hurt him.
At least enough to buy him some extra time.
>Op needs to do whatever it takes.
Hey no argument here.
Rob a fucking bank if you think you have a reasonably good chance OP. Small town banks tend to be poorly guarded, also poorly stocked though.
>needed by May 10
>Today is May 3
*deep breath in*