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I ate over 3 packs of mint gum, now my farts, and shit smell

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I ate over 3 packs of mint gum, now my farts, and shit smell like spearmint, and my asshole is freezing.

My piss also smells like limes.

Pic related is the type of gum I ate.

Ask me anything.
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>>767596498
why?
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>>767596498
Are you Mark the mint man?
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>>767596498
>He is the author...
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>>767596498
What's your credit card information ?
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are you a wizard?
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>>767596498
That’s pretty cool bro
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>>767598641
I feel like one.

I mean, only a wizard can shit ice cubes.
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>>767597150
I like mint
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>>767598546
I don't have a credit card.
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>>767596498
Would you do it again with cinnamon gum?
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>>767598885
Honestly, that's not a bad idea.

Maybe I'll doccument the effects of gum on my body.

But judging from shitting out ice, I think cinnamon would be very painful from the other end.

But be on the lookout for that thread.
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>>767597267
I like it
>>767598675
Litterally
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>>767596498
I keep a pack of these in my desk. I just bought one today. I prefer King Mints though. It's like eating minty chalk but, it reminds me of Opa.
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OP YOU NEED TO GO THE HOSPITAL NOW!! YOU HAVE ACCUTE MINT POISONING! YOU CAN SUFFER HEART FAILURE!!!
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>>767599319
Would you do it again with an equal mixture of mint and cinnamon gum?
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>>767599467
DoUbt.

r>>767599387
Yea, I like the texture. That's why I ate so many, I'd pop one in, crunch it up between my front teeth, and then pop another when that last one was smooth.

I love mints too, but they are a bit pricey.

>>767599711
That sounds like a plan, would it be hot or cold? God damn genius you are.
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>>767596498
How do you feel about feather pillows? Are they a nostalgic throwback or actually better than stuffing?
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>>767599751
So do you ever buy mints and gum and chew gum until the crunch is gone, then pop in a mint and keep chewing to reset the crunch?
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>>767599947
I'd like to say I like them haven't had one in ages though. I remember getting a foam filled pillow, kinda hard, but conforms and preferring it to any other pillow I've had.

So I'd say they're a lesser relic of a previous era, and that harder foam or fluff pillows are superior. But that's just me.
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>>767600000
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>>767600063
I thought I was the only person who did this!!!

I love doing it. Especially with mint lifesvers and such.
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>>767596498
You ever get the urge to take on the role of a guy speaking Spanglish who decides to invest in KKR and when the mention of LP comes up you piss your pants, take them off, and say “soy an el pee!”
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>>767600338
I hadn't prior to that comment, but now that you mention it, that sounds pretty cool to be honest.
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>>767596498
Are you a dog or cat person?
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>>767596498
How much would you need to give fellatio to a stranger? What’s your rate?
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