Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Alright I've finally decided to buy this kilt. Thoughts

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 72
Thread images: 7
File: img_8192.jpg (66 KB, 666x1000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
img_8192.jpg
66 KB, 666x1000
Alright I've finally decided to buy this kilt.
Thoughts about men in kilts? Used to hate them but now I realize how amazing they ste.
>>
>>767595368
Back of the kilt
>>
File: img_8183.jpg (50 KB, 666x1000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
img_8183.jpg
50 KB, 666x1000
>>767595412
Forgot pic
>>
>>767595368
to each their own i guess. good luck doing anything where you raise your knees to your chest without luring some faggot for a whiff of your grundle
>>
>>767595368
I wear one to work. We don't really have a dress code, but we can't wear shorts and I hate pants. So I wear a kilt. Been a few years now and smooth sailing.
>>
What’s your physique like???
This will be difficult to pull off.
>>
>>767595368
Is that a verillas kilt?
>>
>>767595633
All good if im wearing boxer briefs. Not like I'm going to be wearing them all the time though
>>
Whatevs
Enjoy your man-skirt
>>
>>767595782
I have a very masculine physique, tattoos and have enough muscle/body hair to not look like a bitch wearing a kilt. I just want to live my life man, fuck abiding by social borns
>>
File: 1525389768079.jpg (47 KB, 337x600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1525389768079.jpg
47 KB, 337x600
>>767596162
>Borns

Meant norms but I guess social borns are an actual>>767596162
thing now.
>>
>>767596162
>tattoos
oh yeah? youre certified "cool" then. i mean its not like anyone can get a tattoo, right?
>>
>>767596162
Wasn’t a societal expectations related inquiry; literally just an aesthetic thing. I don’t at all criticize or judge you if that’s what you want, and are comfortable in.
>>
Nigga that literally looks like a pubg outfit
>>
>>767596414
>>767596490
Idk man just trying to paint an image for you.
>>
>>767596819
That's what humanity has come to, hasn't it?
>>
gay
>>
>>767595368
How will it look with your pendulous gut hanging over the front, though?
>>
Kilts are just the most straight up awesome things that exist
>>
>>767597244
Like every other clothing I wear, I often wear my button ups tucked in and buttoned to the top of the neck because it looks alright on a guy with a beard. I'm also not as fat as you anticipated.
>>
be sure it matches your fedora
>>
>>767597387
Pretty much, you also feel a sense of freedom. Almost as if that's how we are meant to dress, especially if you have huge balls like me. Honestly my balls are way to massive for normal pants. I hate pants because my dick and balls are so thick, so wearing a kilt is pretty liberating for my package.
>>
>>767597605
Never owned one, but I think it's real cool that you think I'm a fat
white guy.
I'm actually a normie looking biracial guy with tatoos, but think what you want.
>>
>>767597826
>you think I'm a fat white guy
implications

i think you're seeking attention in a cringe way.
>>
Looks really hot OP, I'd love to get under your skirt and suck your dick.
still pretty gay though, I should know since I'm bi.
>>
File: gay.png (650 KB, 720x540) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gay.png
650 KB, 720x540
>>767595368
>>
>>767598110
>>767598210

/thread
>>
>>767597935
The fuck? Trying to have a conversion is cringe? You implying that it's cringe is fucking cringe.
You just basically sound like any other anon who cries cringe when they anything that isn't a log post it something equally as cringy.
What's cringe about this is that you are the kind if anon who just yells cringe at anything that isn't in your extremely particular interest.
When you grow up I'll still be here to talk, just let me know.
>>
File: 1525383765730m.jpg (71 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1525383765730m.jpg
71 KB, 1024x768
>>767598110
All good, if my dick is getting sucked it's getting sucked.
Bottom line is, are you actually making me cum? That's honesty what determines if it's worth it or not.
>>
>>767597495
>buttoned to the top of the neck
fucking dropped
you fucking idleman shithead
>>
>>767595368
I wish we could go back to wearing full-blown robes, cloaks, togas, tunics, whatever. Kilts included. I hate how showing off an advertisement (a brand) is considered fashionable (at least in low/middle class society; can't comment for rich people). I usually wear long and short-sleeved henleys because I'm sick of T-shirts and don't like tucking in my shirt.
>>
>>767598532
>Bottom line is, are you actually making me cum? That's honesty what determines if it's worth it or not.
When I'm under your kilt you can just imagine I'm some girl if you can't cum to guys.
it's a win-win for all involved.

>>767598603
this
cloaks seem really comfy.
>>
>>767597495
I'd advise against buttoning it that high. Showing a little chest is attractive. Buttoning to the max is associated with Steve Urkel-type characters.
>>
>>767598374
What the fuck did you just say to be, you little bitch?

Kilts are for either legit Scottish motherfuckers or ICP fags that shop at hot topic. Which are you?
>>
>>767598725
From what I understand, cloaks went out of fashion because it became easier to mass-produce coats (things with sleeves, which are simply more convenient to wear and more effective/practical) to go over regular clothing.

I just like the look.
>>
>>767598745
not OP but fuck off dude, kilts look really nice on any muscular looking guy, I bet even cute twinks could pull it off.. to google.
>>
>>767596241
I had a friend from Sweden. He was a pretty outgoing guy. Got along with everybody. We called him Social Bjorn.
>>
>>767598883
That sucks...
btw, do you watch lindybeige?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ad2dc0b1b348
>>
>>767598982
Kek
>>
>>767599089
fuck wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN8cYd3poIk&t=
>>
>>767598597
I look like a Mexican guy with my buttons done up, but I'm Native American/black/white.
I can get away with it, sorry you can't.
>>
>>767598939
>I bet even cute twinks could pull it off
confirmed gayfag
>>
>>767598725
Yeah I'd let you suck me off under my kilt if I can watch porn at the same time, if you enjoy it that's just a plus because you will suck with effort.
>>
>>767595368
>>767595749
I was thinking on buying one too. What kind of shoes/socks you use with them?
>>
>>767598744
Sometimes I do, but trust me I'm the type of guy that can rock a buttoned up shirt and look bad ass in it. I wouldn't do it if it looked retarded on me.
>>
File: 1465027756373.jpg (84 KB, 768x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1465027756373.jpg
84 KB, 768x1024
>>767598745
Anyone can wear a kilt, especially mixed guys, that's sexy as fuck.
>>
>>767599345
>confirmed gayfag
Fuck, and I tried so hard to avoid detection.
>>767599437
>if you enjoy it that's just a plus because you will suck with effort.
Not just with effort, with care.
>>
>>767599470
Long socks folded down but with the socks showing just slightly over your boots for the sexy fashion asthetic.
Literally causes ladygasms wherever you go, women always fantasize about whether or not you are wearing anything under your kilt.
>>
>>767595368
I read some study awhile back that claimed current gender paradigms in fashion should be reversed on biological grounds ie that male genitals are outside the body to be cooled so we should wear robes/kilts and women conversely should wear pants because something something fertility. cant be arsed to look it up again, its been years. makes sense tho
>>
>>767599581
>that's sexy as fuck
about as sexy as those eyebrows
>>
>>767599753
Fuck, can meet up for a kilt blowjob?
>>
>>767599276
>I'm Native American/black/white
me digusta la cretura
>>
>>767599829
>Fuck, can meet up for a kilt blowjob?
Are you in decent shape with no herpes and in UK?
>>
>>767599833
If you saw me you'd probably want to fuck me too. I'm not your average dreg, I'm an intelligent speaking man who happens to be of a difference skin complexion. Most of my friends are white, because that's what I act like.
>>
I think it would look retarded, but you do you. I'm not the one wearing it. if you think you'd want it and you want to go against social borns, then why are you asking other people for our worthless opinions?
>>
>>767599763
Cool, any places to buy it online? I thought on buying it from amazon
>>
>>767599917
Average body.
No herps.
No UK
So looks like you're shit outta luck, friendo.
>>
>>767600117
it was going so well until the "no UK."
I guess I'll need to convince some guy in my area to get a kilt..
>>
>>767595368
>utility kilt
>not wearing clan tartan
>not using sporran
>>
>>767600009
How the fuck would it look retarded? It's badass, only badasses wear kilts anyways.
>>
>>767595368
That this is mid-shin length. That's not a kilt it's a fuckin skirt. Source: Am Scottish, have real kilt.
>>
Kilts used to be a masculine thing.
Women wore dresses, men wore kilts.
It was more comfortable and pratical for that time period.

When the cool breeze makes its way through your cheeks and cock/balls.
feelsgoodman

also correct me if im wrong, but roman soldiers wore kilts because kilts gave an advantage in combat. your legs were more flexible and they didn't really have leg armor back then.
>>
>>767600220
Not sure if you're Scottish as well, but you should know clan tartans are kinda bullshit and are an invented tradition dating no earlier than the early 19th century.
>>
wait, what do kilt-anons do when they get a boner while doing whatever outside?
Tuck under the belt of the kilt?
tuck between legs?
I need to know!
>>
>>767600212
Yo I'll fly to you just to sightsee and get my dick sucked by you for a week.
My dick isn't getting sucked by my gf right now and I would totally go on an adventure that involves getting my dick sucked off and cumming on anyone's face.
>>
>>767600510
I always take the motherfucker and tuck it vertically between waist and belt. the blood will eventually flow downward. also, the belt will constrict the flow of blood a little.

getting up and walk also helps. it should go away after 15-20 seconds of walking depending on your physique and dick in general.
>>
>>767600510
Let the world know you are a badass who has a boner going on, it's sure to be sucked since it's basically already whipped out.
It makes women really wet to think of what's under that kilt. I know this for a fact.
>>
>>767600510

>>767600645
I can't tuck mine because it's hard as a rock and straight like a piece of wood. no curve or 'give' whatsoever. it's also shaped uniquely. the base is not so fat, but the middle has an above average girth and stays like that until the crown of my tip. girls like it but it's hard to work with when i got a boner.
>>
>>767600522
>Yo I'll fly to you just to sightsee and get my dick sucked by you for a week.
I live in london, a little expensive for tourists but if you're willing...
>>
>>767599977
Estoy viendo tus dobles
Si puedes hablar conmigo inteligentemente y no eres como los otros creturas es possible eres bueno
>>
some customer at work wears one. looks stupid, like he wants attention.
>>
>>767600871
Shit that's where half of my family was born. I'd love to shed my money to visit that part of the world.
Thread replies: 72
Thread images: 7


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.