Some girl on tinder just shot me a message on tinder, dubs decides what i respond with GO GO GO
Did i mention its on tinder?
Have a nice day goodbye
is a bot
>>767588333
bad thing becouse i'm really gay and cannibal corpse is gay lol cya block me
Cannibal Corpse? SHIT! I thought I tipped "Vaginal Intercourse"... Jeez.
>>767588729
Ur moms a fuckin bot
Oh look at the time, rape o'clock! My van or yours?
>>767588997
This
>>767588886
Almost quints lol
>>767588997
Roll
>>767588997
Roal
>>767588997
Thisshit
>>767588333
I see you look like a fucking insect! Leave me alone
>>767588997
Bamp
I'd eat your corpse
>>767588997
Pick me
>>767588333
HI Alex if we fuck a doodle doo will you let me sniff your brapper?? pls respond
>>767589142
Bump
>>767588997
Do this or kys
>>767589142
Bamp
>>767588997
Roll
>>767588333
Rolling for "*my* v attracted to you"
>>767588333
Oh cool, can you shit in my mouth?
i'm on the rag so just stick in mah dumper
Theres shadow people in my head
Alex, have you ever had sweet sweet foreplay, kisses all over your body's erogenous zones, and passionate fingering and rubbing of your g-spot while being eaten out softly and constantly, whilst listening to Nine Inch Nails? Have you ever gotten your brains fucked out of you? I like you and I want to get to know you then I want to take you home.
//debug.tsd -ad bot suck my cock I don't know code but this is a bot
Would you shit on my chest?
>>767589325
Actually just say my*
>>767589431
Dubs
Alex is a fucking nigger
>>767589431
Yes
>>767589431
Say this if you want pussy
>>767588333
hi n_n
can you suc peanut butt off my ding dole?
Do you sniff your sister's panties like I do? They are even fresher smelling now that she is 7.
>>767589431
rell
I'm attracted to the thought of you licking my asshole while you jerk me off. But this needs to happen tonight. No rainchecks.
The good dreams are the bad dreams. When I have a good dream I wake up and realize how shitty my life is. When I have a bad dream I wake up and I'm at least safe.
Sike, walk it how I talk it walk it walk it how I talk it
Hey! I'm looking for a cuckold relationship.
>>767589555
Trips checked
>>767588333
I like turtles.
>>767589555
win
>>767589585
Roll
>>767589555
Winrar
can i come over and fuck your dad please?
Do you look for corn in your doo doo like I doo doo?
>>767588333
get off my phone you fat pig
have you ever been with a nigger before?
if so i hope you die
also nice tits
>>767589781
roll
>>767589781
How is that important
>>767589781
rolling for this one
>>767588997
Yes
>>767589633
Haha
>>767589781
rolling KEK
>>767588997
Check my dubs
>>767589837
nobody wants to be with a girl once shes fucked an animal
Nigger, the future is digital
I TOLD YOU ID DO IT CUCKS
>>767589970
Is that why all your exes died single?
>>767590002
now we wait
>>767590002
Oh boi
>>767589781
rollio. oh look, dubs
>>767590002
I also eat ass so if you're into that sort of kinky stuff, we can go that way.
>>767590016
>Is that why all your exes died single?
haha ex died single are you retarded or just a nigger?
>>767590002
op is still a faggot
>>767590118
Roll
>>767590134
I called you an animal you dumbass
>>767589781
Roll for this
>>767590200
WINWAR
more
Thick thighs save lives
>>767590338
Roll
>>767588333
I like you. You're really attractive and as I get to know you, I will see your amazing personality. I hope you don't have any walls around your heart.
I want to fuck your dad's cum out of your cunt and your brother's cum out of your asshole. Cunt.
>>767590460
Rell
>>767588333
tell her you want to eat her like her pussys dead
You look like a pregnant orca with boobs
>>767590515
Kek this
>>767590460
this
You have more chins than a Chinese phonebook
>>767588333
You're so fat you can step on a dollar, compress the molecular structure and turn it into 94¢
Little girls are the best but I'm gaaaaaaaay.
>>767590650
your post adds nothing to the thread. gtfo you cocksucking idiot.
>>767590002
Did she reply yet fag?
>>767590515
God damnit if only you had arrived sooner
my peepee is leaking
ever had an egg inserted in your vaginal hole?
Welp
You better not be insecure from bullying or abuse or something. If so, I will punish you by pounding that ass rough, making you wear a fake mustache while I do it. I'll call you Manuel during the whole process.
>>767590911
Closer is my fave song
>>767590911
OP here DUBS GETS IT AGAIN GO GO GO
wanna play a game of hide the sausage?
Cool! Can I suck your dog's dick?
>>767590976
>>767590900
>see above
>>767590911
Ask her for nudes
>>767590911
I want to cum in you, eat it out, and spit it all over your tits.
>>767590911
Send tits
I cant wait to nail you with my 9 inches!
>>767590911
roll for this >>767588997
>>767590911
I once let my dads brother touch my man parts. It felt great until he came in my penis.
>>767590976
Do you listen to Tool? Because their song Stinkfist could end up really striking a personal chord for you by the end of the first date.
>>767591045
roll
>>767590911
Do you like hide and seek? Or magic tricks?
I want to hide a part of myself somewhere and make 9 inches disappear.
>>767591045
rolling for this
>>767590911
Will I actually get yellow fever if I bone you with my erect cock
Cunt. Oops, I meant to say slut.
>>767590911
fuck her, dont get anymore advice from /b/
>>767591188
Here we go
>>767589596
Oh fuck. Like anyone on this site is going to know that shit
>>767591188
WINRARRRRRR
>>767591188
Win
OP get the n00ds
>>767591188
will you peg me?
>>767590832
Hypocrite much?
>>767590911
tits?
fancy swapping some pics? see what goods we have to offer each other? I'll warn you, I'm packing a mean 3 inches (erect)!!!
>>767591045
roll
>>767591145
>>767591389
this, but change inches to feet
>>767590911
can u sit on my face, farting into my mouth ?
>>767591327
what a brainwashed loser. typical American. Points fingers rather than actually fixing the problem. I'll say it again: gtfo
>>767591542
roll
>>767591565
Typical /b/ user.. a faggot
>>767590976
I bet I can make you laugh, dollface!
There was a kid I knew named Timmy. He's in 6th grade. So one day, he went to school. A teacher got punched in the stomach by a kid so he screamed "you bitch!" "No one wants that shit & it was fucking unnecessary." Timmy asked his mom at home what "bitch, shit, and fuck" and means. Mom was devout and changing her youngest child's diaper so she said a bitch was a "good, decent guy, shit is a another word for food and that to fuck means to change a diaper." On Sunday, the priest came over for dinner with their family. Timmy went to the door and said, "What's up bitch, the shit is on the table and mom is upstairs fucking the baby." "She's really good at fucking kids and her shit tastes so good I want seconds."
>>767590118
>>767591542
kek
>>767590118
>>767590118
>>767591764
What are you even implying
>>767591725
Roll!!!
>>767591542
TOPKEK
>>767590911
I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick you up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet...
I only fuck corpses
>>767591542
dubs Incoming
>>767591825
roll
>>767591542
gay
>>767591825
rollo
I bet I can make you laugh, dollface!
There was a kid I knew named Timmy. He's in 6th grade. So one day, he went to school. A teacher got punched in the stomach by a kid so he screamed "you bitch!" "No one wants that shit & it was fucking unnecessary." Timmy asked his mom at home what "bitch, shit, and fuck" means. Mommy was a devout Catholic and changing her youngest child's diaper, after having cooked dinner so she said a bitch was a "good, decent guy, shit is a another word for food and that to fuck means to change a diaper." On Sunday, the priest came over for dinner with their family from the parish. Timmy went to the door and said, "What's up bitch, the shit is on the table and mom is upstairs fucking the baby." "She's really good at fucking kids and her shit tastes so good I want seconds."
>>767591825
rollol
>>767591825
Roll
>>767591921
This
oh shit i like cannibal corpse
Send nudes.
>>767591933
>>767591825
dubs confirmed, do it faggot.
>>767591921
/thread
If you were an animal, I'd want you to be a panda so I could slowly watch you die off into extinction
>>767591933
Weiner!
>>767591542
going on the pavement
>>767588997
This
>>767591921
This.
>>767591825
rolling lol
>>767591999
fucking trips, you gotta do it
>>767588333
Tell her "Wanna have a threesome with my nigga Daquan?"
pen15
>>767591921
Kek
>>767591921
This now
>>767592033
WINRAR
>>767591542
roll
>>767590911
Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there
>>767591999
fuccccccck
Sorry, but I am attracted to the same sex.
>>767591825
I think she'll like this one
Roll
>>767591542
rollerino
So are you Chinese, Japanese, or no knees? Have to be on the lookout for invertebrates.
>>767592033
yes i do, and checked
>>767592114
Roll
OP is a fag
OP is too busy faggoting.
222 bitch
OP is a slow faggot
>>767592158
>>767591921
Rolling for these
>>767592250
Again
>>767592266
YES
OP is explaining her the situation and then making her type the same shit so we won't notice a difference. Therefore, OP is a faggot.
>>767591825
Dubs have been rolled on this magnificent post. Delivar now faggot or delet thread.
>>767592241
That shooping takes time you know
>>767592377
Czech
My favorite 'corpse song is "stripped, raped, and strangled"
>>767592449
roll
You ever suck a horsecock?
>>767592400
DELIVER
Photoshop takes time. Doesn't it??
>>767588333
my neighbour likes that band, and he's a prick
More like you got op an actual chance at fucking this girl and is not fucking it up
>>767592534
ya have u
>>767588333
Anyone can have a sexy chat... With a SQLi Database Editor. OP is homosexual
>>767592685
OP YOU FAGGOT
>>767592764
You honestly think as soon as she said that to him (if real and not gay) he didn't abandon this thread and start trying to make him self presentable enough to not get turned away immediately?
SHE LEFT ME ON READ FMLLLLL
right now, my dick is almost as hard as my pussy
>>767593102
>as soon as she said that to him
>she said that to him
>said that to him
>>767588333
>He is the author...
>>767593255
fuck off with this boring forced meme
>>767593510
That describes your last sexual experience.
Boring and forced
any updates?
>>767593613
Yea, that dog is still walking funny
>>767593646
Yea, you're a faggot
>>767593255
you're just salty cuz you still don't know about Jet Black 2. there is no such thing as a forced meme
Op here... she gone :(
OP went to get laid. Pack it in, bois
>>767593912
Tendie time.
iCarly on soon
>>767590002
charge your phone faggottini
stupid faggots fone died!
>>767594190
>>767594634
samefag
>>767588997
dis
OP here, she s a trap
>>767595066
is that a sheep nigga
>>767595020
even better
>>767595231
>this is my guinea pig
>is that a sheep
