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Well /b/, i've been lurking on/off for the past 10 years,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Well /b/, i've been lurking on/off for the past 10 years, just recently i decided to come back and its just as shitty as i remember.

Now, to the main subject: I'm going to rape and murder 5 women in the coming year. I will let you guys choose what weapon i will use, how many times i will rape them etc...

This may seem like a shitpost but whatever, my imagination is pretty shit so i would like some help coming up with stuff

pic unrelated
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Faggot use a small razor blade and slit their wrists
If bait you're a double faggot
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Fuck off, FBI.
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Use a mace. Be unique.
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>>767588335
slitting wrists is pretty boring though.. i would like something more exciting, painful and prolonged
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Make her eat glass
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>>767588181
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>>767588181
what country?
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>>767588181
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>>767588181
Show them your dick and have them die of laughter.
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>>767588181
Tie them up and blow a fat line of meth up their nose, so they are fully conscious. Then spray some bear mace in their faces and fuck their ass until they stop screaming.
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>>767589871
Forgot to add. Use that thick cocktail straw for the meth.
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>>767589343
i submitted one too
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>>767589972
yea im a fagget as well!
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>>767588181
Kill yourself first then rape them with your ghost dick.
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>>767589343
>>767589972
I sooo hope ops door gets busted down and all they find is some fat turd with a microphone headset on and empty cheeto bags everywhere
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>>767588181
Weapon: Kindness
Rape: If she has a rape fantasy/fetish
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>>767589343
>>767589972
>>767590317

/B/ros
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>>767588181
turned on soldering iron in ass?
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Wear a nice fucking mask, use an axe, of course if you want a little bit of fame.
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>>767588181
You should totes kill yourself.
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>>767590851

vvv

>>767589343
>>767589972
>>767590755

two doors getting broken down now
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>>767588181
Whats the plan so far?
Random or hand picked?
Stalking, no stalking?
Getting them to a safe location or where you found them?
spontaneus or planned?
having pleasure from rape or killing them and having them beg you?
want to be notorious, leaving some specific marks or to be brushed off the murders as random not related acts?
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You can always ask for their love and die from old age OP.
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>>767588181
You better be larping OP. I swear, if 4chan freezes for 12 more hours...
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use a zarabatana
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>>767591072

vvv

>>767591037

three doors getting broken down now
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>>767591259
>fbi
>europe
pick one

>asking questions
>being v&
pick one

g8 b8 m8, replied 3/10
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>>767588181
That pic is fucking brilliant.
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>>767588613
Try just talking to them normally, that seems prolonged and painful enough to me.
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>>767591491
only to retard stoners like yourself.
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>>767591491
tf evn is it
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>>767591392
FBI communicates to all law enforcement agencies world wide.

You want to participate in this shit you deserve what you get.
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>>767591681
what will they charge for, big boi?
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If you throw nuts at people you have a 1.3℅ of succeeding.
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>>767591886
succeeding at what exactly?
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>>767588181
consider suicide instead
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A maniac will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo, a crazy person will beat 9 people to death with a steel dildo but he'll be wearing a bugs Bunny suit at the time
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>>767590423
ur rly starting to piss me right the fuck off mate
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>>767591870
Conspiracy. You are helping OP plan his future crime. And a very serious crime too.
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>>767592037
Allergic reaction, throw nuts at strangers.
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>>767591491
smoking plastic?
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>>767592207
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>767592207
also go back to redit, there are no upvotes here for these kind of sentences
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>>767591870
if something happens, they could see you as an accomplice.

Same shit with suicide threads, people who push others to kill them self all get investigated. Wanna be a freak? well, deal with the consequences.
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>>767591870
even if nothing happens, it's still conspiracy. Watch what you say.
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>>767592324
Nah, a long time ago one dude got v& after saying he'd blow up a stadium. FBI takes threats seriously and 4chan will reveal the IPs without any issue.
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>>767592274
Next slap them with fish, they may be allergic to fish if not peanuts.
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>>767592513
yep, no proxy will help either.
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>>767592324
And if OP is a serious faggot? He might just be an edgelord looking for attention, but we've had a few faggots who were serious about their ill intended plans they've shared here. If he follows through with any of the serious shit that some people have suggested, those dumbasses can be charged. We'll see who's the fool then.
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>>767588181
using that curly pasta in the end there is genious! Here ive been folding paper for years.
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>>767592398
Did I ever ask for an upvote, faggot? Go back to lurking where you belong.
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>>767588181
Something that I can google it and realize it’s you. There was a video of some foam stuff that when mixed with water (I think it’s ab foam) expands RAPIDLY. Would be pretty unique deaths. Furthermore it was flammable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l285JDSiOOo
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>>767589343
Same
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>>767593301
>3301
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>>767592410
Accomplice definition, a person who knowingly helps another in a crime or wrongdoing, often as a subordinate. See more.
If I know for 100% that he is going to commit murder and I knowingly help him, by taking action, doing something them I am an accomplice, if I write a whole essay on how he should do it, its just fiction, detective book authors should be charged too with suspicion?
>>767592500
Conspiracy: Conspiracy, in common law, an agreement between two or more persons to commit an unlawful act or to accomplish a lawful end by unlawful means.
If I get up my chair take a plane to his country, go and meet up with him and we will discuss together how we will make the act then it is conspiracy.
>>767592513
>>767592703
If I state in detail how I will kill or blow up something then sure, like OP, if he used his home IP and anyone will give 2 shits about him he will be questioned.
Yelling in a street that I will kill someone will end up having a conversation with law enforcement, because I am disturbing the law and frightening others.
If just larping on the internet and not doing anything else, thats just fiction and fantasy, could end up in some kind of list at most if a person has some shady background or some other grounds that he could actually do it.

But in the end I do not know much about "american freedom and democracy", maybe things there are as worse as you make them.
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Target active college feminists, never from the same state.
Use a different method for killing each one.
Rape them based on how hard they fight. The more spirit they have, the more you have to work to break it. They must be completely undone before you give them the release of death.
Sodomisation with a chair leg is mandatory. This will be the red flag for law enforcement.

Have a room dedicated to and in support of intersectional identity politics and progressivism in general. When the cops come for you, regurgitate their talking points or go for SBC.

Thin the herd, you're doing God's work.
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>>767590755
based tabposter
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Noose around the neck, have it hanging from a roof beam and hold the other end so you can pull it up and choke her. Hands tied behind the back, riding you cowgirl position. If they stop bouncing or grinding on it you give it a little pull so they keep going. When you are ready, pull it just enough that they can't breathe and finish inside her while she passes.

Of course the really patrician thing is to catch them, train them as slaves, and eventually sell them overseas.
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>>767593687
You can try to rationalize your fuck up, but if you fucking throw suggestions or help shape the plan for a guy who declared on here he wants to kill and rape 5 women, then you are very much accountable. It doesn't have to be in person for you to be a conspirator. conspirators can be charged or held as evidence against simply for planning in an online forum(or image board) with someone who has serious intention to commit a crime. If you state in detail or even put SERIOUS suggestions for OP to go kill someone and how he should do it, then you are putting yourself at risk to being tried as a conspirator or accomplice to OP's crime.

Go ahead, make all the excuses and try to throw all the logic and technicalities you think will save you, but the FBI won't care. You fucked up, and you should be scared if you are one of the few dumbasses here who threw genuine suggestions on here that could actually get someone killed.
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Why must everyone on /b/ must be a serial killer
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>>767590755
>duckduckgo
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>>767588613
Idea: literally eat their asses. Eat them out as normal, but some time through put a vacuum to them during clit stimulation and suck everything out. They die from a prolapse.
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>>767591886
>>767592274
>>767592547
I was joking here, please dont send me to jail pls ;n: im too young to get raped in jail
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>>767590755
"How to unrape sister" lol
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>>767593431
We’re always recruiting, brother.
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>>767592513
im not even from cuck amerimutt fuck the fbi
OP kills all those fucking niggers and rape them kills some jews too
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Car battery hooked up between both ears
Watch head explode
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>>767588181
What have they ever done to you?
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>>767588181
weaponise your autism, fucktard
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>>767588181
Become the real life Jigsaw killer
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>>767594279

Freedom of expression is recognized as a human right under article 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) and recognized in international human rights law in the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR). Article 19 of the UDHR states that "everyone shall have the right to hold opinions without interference" and "everyone shall have the right to freedom of expression; this right shall include freedom to seek, receive and impart information and ideas of all kinds, regardless of frontiers, either orally, in writing or in print, in the form of art, or through any other media of his choice".

Freedom of speech does not include the right:

To incite actions that would harm others (e.g., “[S]hout[ing] ‘fire’ in a crowded theater.”).
Schenck v. United States, 249 U.S. 47 (1919).

incite
verb
[with object]

1Encourage or stir up (violent or unlawful behaviour)
‘they conspired to incite riots’

1.1 Urge or persuade (someone) to act in a violent or unlawful way.
‘he incited loyal subjects to rebellion’

If I would tell OP GO DO IT, DONT BE A PUSSY GO DO IT, I would break the law by the idea of freedom in speech in USA.
Sharing ideas and inciting has a big difference, inciting is only punishable.
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>>767588181
kill them by spray painting their face till they die of suffocation
then paint "just a prank bro" near the victim
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>>767594875
The same goes for any security service of the nation you live. OP is getting a visit for sure
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>>767588181
is that a fusili being used as a filter!?
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Guys we have a year before he commits the crimes. He will be questioned beforehand.
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>>767595102
Saying "DO IT FAGGOT" is one thing, telling OP different specific and/or creative ways on how he should rape and kill someone is an entirely different thing. If he kills 5 women and uses your particular suggestion, you are fucked. You are guilty.

You better HOPE that OP turns out to be a pussy. Otherwise, proxies and your "criminal law expertise" LARPing won't save you.
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>>767595102
and if I would encourage him, they would have to prove that my intention was to encourage another person to harm others knowlingly.
and we are in a fucking japanese anime imageboard with shitload of socially anept people
Find me a case where a person was found guilty by these limitations we have here.
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>>767595102
That is, if you are one of the idiots who did throw in serious suggestions, or genuinely encouraged his plans beyond a "DO IT FAGGOT" egging on kind of way.
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>>767588181
>He is the author...
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>>767588181
OP is so FUCKED LOL
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>>767595626
>If he kills 5 women and uses your particular suggestion, you are fucked. You are guilty.
So if I read Agathe Christie or Poirot book and do the crime the same way, the author will be charged?
Or I approach some writer and ask him how would he kill a person, he will give me his book/fiction to read and he will be charged?
Genius
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Well what the hell do we do with this information? Report him? Questioning never hurt anyone.
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