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>Alice's spamslut welcome
>>767579558
Alice doesn't have any spamsluts
Vermont is just a slut
That was fast. Already done jerking it to transylvania porn nev?
>>767579823
Tranny porn
Bump
Bump
Are you still around amnesia?
Lol I think the spamslut got banned
>>767580553
Yeah whats up?
omg rejoice.
Rem claimed
>>767580721
It's already been told to you.
>>767580721
Want me to just tell you who i think you remind them of?
>>767580816
Its already been told?
>>767580826
What happened to the "its for your own protection" thing?
I mean please do tell me.
>>767579558
Cute
>>767580961
Thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DU8TGhdN9w
>>767580891
I'm not your mother, i'm just not of the same opinion of those two. If you want to know, i'm not going to tell you no. I'm also not certain I'm thinking the same thing as them.
>>767581015
Cute
>>767581114
Ahh right, I suppose that makes sense. I mean if you say thats the only way to really know. Sorry if I came off as bitchy then though,
Tfw no IDFGF
>>767580891
However, since Shizuru is talking to you, it makes me think otherwise
>>767581264
Well, whatever. I presume you remind them of Mediator. I can kind of see it, in the way you speak, but as i said, i'm not necessarily of the same opinion. I used to get mistaken for some old "/b/-famous" person because of how i type, so i try to avoid doing the same to others.
here
>>767581529
That name means nothing to me really, but thanks for saying what you thought. I mean I type how I type and I'd say i've typed like this for ages. but i've no idea who that is.
>>767581512
Hmmm okay?
>>767581694
Hiya skelly
>>>/mu/79820788
Everyone read this thread
>>767581741
hello coolurer
>>767582015
How are you doing?~
>>767581741
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Perhaps i'm wrong in my guess of their thought. Don't know why Ren would think i wouldn't talk to somebody, but whatever. Maybe they think you're Sono. I don't think you typo enough.
>>767579558
What makes you think Alice is involved?
>>767581741
>>767582393
Ding ding, I thought Amnesia is Sono.
>>767582223
Hello Garde
>>767582393
I mean I try to use the red line to correct whenever my fingers fuck up. I haven't analyised that persons typing style enough to say for sure though.
>>767582503
Ohh I see. Well I'm not so there you go ^_^ I dont even know what anime the pink haired girl is from
>>767582483
Nevada probably wanted to impress her or something. I don't know what his thought process is
>>767582653
Forgot pic
>>767582483
The spammer is Nevada. They used to hang out in Alice's circle, but has since fallen out, as far as i'm aware. I presume calling them Alice's spamslut is just to rile them up.
>>767582503
As i said, not enough typos or whatever. I'll grant you there's similarish use of emote-y speak, but that's about it, as far as i'm concerned.
Who knows, maybe he's just learned to use spellcheck. I doubt it though.
>>767582651
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>767582653
But why would Alice give a fuck about waifu getting spammed?
Not to mention her own threads get spammed...
>>767582248
sitting atm. playing with files.
>>767582826
What? lol I hope its fun.
>>767582815
Hmm wellll I've been using spellcheck since I started posting pretty much.
>>767582968
Saving folders and stuff for my new laptop.
>>767582818
Her own threads getting spammed is good tbh
>>767582968
Who knows. Sono does seem quite fond of pretending to be other people. I'll keep assuming you're not Sono for the time being. Doesn't matter much either way, Sono is an idiot and always slips eventually, so even if you are, i'll spot it sooner or later.
>>767583041
Why?
>>767583245
I see. Well I guess keep up the good work? I dont want to leave any doubt for you.
>>767583020
Oh I read that as the tiny annoying insects lol
Is it a good laptop?
>>767582818
Spamming may be the only way he can get her to notice him.
>>767582503
Hey there rem
>>767583346
Its pretty solid will be able to run all the new games!
Muhhooooo~
>>767583528
That's pretty sad.
>>767583311
Because it's a circlejerk and creates more orbiters and white knights. Also it causes some drama in here
>>767583817
>Causes some drama in here
How about you ignore her threads? It's like saying what that happens on trap threads causes drama here. It doesn't have to be related, does it?
>>767583817
Alice threads cause drama here?
>>767583945
It doesn't have to be related but rejects from there end up here and then the other fags come our way and cause drama
>>767584007
Got that right Bond.
Bump
Claiming best girl.
>>767584608
"Heaven.jpg"
>playing new vegas
>using roleplayer's alternative start so I haven't discovered Goodsprings
>using a weather mod so there's rain, sandstorms, and radstorms
>walking to Goodsprings from Primm
>Radstorm hits
>no shelter to wait it out so i must forge on
>nearly dead from radiation poisoning and starvation
Just how I like it
Dispatched by the Knights to watch over this thread of heresy and debauchery.
Ul-Fenesis Claimed.
>>767582651
Yeah, it clears it up a little
>>767582815
They seemed to even go back to another persona to talk to me
>>767583532
What's up with you?
>>767586141
Saya is!
>>767587190
HOW IS IT THE MODS DON'T BAN YOUR SPAMMING CUNT?
Claimed. How are ya?
>>767587225
why would you ban someone who brings revenue to the site by buying 4chan passes for their bots
>>767587225
They do, it just takes 0 effort to change IP.
>>767586633
I won't pretend to know if there's so trickery going on. I do however know i speak to some people quite differently than i do others. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>767587260
Good. And you, cute?
>>767586141
thank you cute anon!
>>767587688
may i ask you something on discord?
>>767587692
I'm pretty good! How was your day?
>>767579558
>He is author of this....
我爱她
>>767587881
If you must, i suppose.
>>767588039
NotMyDiscord#0037
Thank you.
>>767587929
Good so far
The spambot (you)d the other spambot.
I ship them.
It's beautiful.
Bump
>>767588872
Hmmmmm
hi friends
>>767590004
Did i ever talk to you prior to you being Gine?
>>767590081
Oh, that!
Yeah, for sure!
claimed
>>767590199
I had a thought on who you were forever ago, but i've since forgotten it, so i'm trying to remember. I'm not sure how discreet you'd like me to be in throwing around wild guesses. I have something in mind at this exact moment, but i don't know for sure.
>>767590370
Go ahead and guess if you want to, I don't mind! I really doubt you'll get it.
>>767590263
Cute
>>767590509
Well, would it do any good if i did guess it? As in, would you say i was correct?
>>767589568
First of all delete account, secondly you're a nigger faggot (╭σ ͜ʖσ)╭
>>767590050
Delete account (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
>>767590622
Um, sure. Because you have a really low chance to be correct.
>>767590694
First of all, you're memes are fucking dead
Second of all, ky.
Third of all, glitch gifs are low effort edits and don't make you look cool
>>767590758
How fun. I'll keep thinking on it and let you know when i have a working theory.
>>767591062
>>767590758
What's worse than Gine being a "le mysterious faggot"? Shitzuru not even posting his guess. It's like he thinks he has only 3 tries or some gay shit.
It's the internet, the waifu you formerly has doesn't fucking matter as most people here are newfags and have no idea who you were.
>How fun
No, it's not fun. It's autistic and fucking a tryhard quasi-ARG pretty much.
>>767590694
You're making me mad.
>>767591340
I prefer to not throw around needless accusations with little to no evidence. Wewowowwoah what an autist i am. How dare i enjoy trying to solve a mystery.
Find someone else to troll, preferably someone actually worried about some random's opinions.
>>767591340
Being nice to my stalker tsun boyfriend
#2
Hello again, how are you guys?
>>767591760
nice hands
Guys I caught a queen paper wasp
I have pics
>>767592017
Was stung zero times
>>767590694
add me and show me how
>>767591663
It's not a fucking accusation. At least it doesn't have the same air as accusation would imply. He doesn't really care that much and it's not like your *so important* internet reputation will be razed if you are incorrect.
>How dare i enjoy trying to solve a mystery
Well most of the time one should try to narrow down the suspects as much as they can. You can do that by """"accusing"""" *poor ol'* Gine of being various identities who have ceased posting.
>>767592521
dude calm down
>>767592462
Haruhi I caught a queen paper wasp, I have pics
>>767592671
Why don't I post some
>>767592521
ゆっくりしていってね!!!
>>767592671
i know you sent me like 5 messages
>>767592521
People can post under multiple faces. They may still be using another persona, for all i know. I find it's more fun to do most of the work on my own, i could quite easily rattle off every single person i recall ever posting in these threads, but that's not fun.
>>767592787
sorry
>>767592787
>>767592869
the photos are kind of shit, they're with the webcam
>>767592869
its fine dont worry
Haruhi samefagging kek
claimed
>>767592607
Though the tone of my posts suggest otherwise, I am not as excited as you are inferring.
>>767592849
You can do it all on your own, sure. But you are acting so dramatic when you're doing so. I mean dramatic as if this was an episode of Case Closed! or something. You are too grandiose, I would say. Like how you kind of beat around the bush while asking about guessing. You literally drew it out as long as you can. Like if you had a 30-minute time-slot to fill. For example, the "Hmmmm" you kicked off with. It was unnecessarily dramatic. Then you pretty much asked thrice whether you can shoot off some guesses about who he is. Afterwards, you ended up not even guessing who he was. Which is what made me a little frustrated.
>>767593454
Man leave Shizuru alone, what did she do to you?
>>767593454
To me, it seems YOU are the one that's taking this too seriously.
>>767593454
dude no one cares
>>767593454
i care and support your ideas
i didnt read it but im assuming its good dont let me down
#2
>>767593454
>I am not as excited as you are inferring.
Yeah, okay.
>>767593605
Where do you live?
>>767593785
S-e-c-r-e-t!
Alice fags begone!
>>767593785
Its obvious who he is. They have the same vibe as 5 other anons who come here.
>>767593454
>Though the tone of my posts suggest otherwise, I am not as excited as you are inferring.
>>767593903
Oh come on. At least tell me what time it is where you are?
>>767593785
>>767593903
Bamboozled by the great gine once again
>>767593961
Hello!
>>767594046
#2, aaaaaaaaa
>>767593204
nice
i'm going to go take myself a shower.
>>767594256
Take your time cute~
>>767593532
If you had used your brain to comprehend my post, I state exactly the reason why Shizuru got on my nerves. If you actually care about the answer, re-read my post.
>>767593605
Yes yes, whatever you say. I'm just *way* too critical, aren't I?
>>767593630
Obviously, the four people who CONSCIOUSLY replied to my post cares. Which you are one of them. You have became the very thing you hate.
>>767593759
Yes, just brush it off because you don't really have a valid point to make. I try to make people think and obviously you are not qualified for the task. I can associate you forevermore with the Lobotomites from Old World Blues. I'm quite a fan of New Vegas in case you bother with why I alluded to that particular video game.
>>767594034
There is a reason why he is withholding that information, maybe you should question some of the regular posters for information. Don't overly rely on one source, and rule out rumors by other posters.
>>767594034
I guess it won't matter.
1:50
And if you count my hosts it's 2:50 and 3:50.
>>767594046
Hi there!
>>767594431
lewdie
>>767594524
More like looking at cute faces
>>767594329
Tits.
Its only the internet, you can do whatever you want in these threads and no one can stop you. Shiruzu-chan just wants to seem more "human" here,... iunno why, though lol... autism maybe
>>767594394
England France or Spain, in all probability. Got it.
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>767594524
Hi Nadeko-chan ^^ Do you like my waifu?
Her name is Asakura
#2
>>767594329
As said, "ゆっくりしていってね!!!"
Plus, I really don't play Fallout NV. I prefer other games.
anyways, it was just a joke, man. no need to get salty.
#2
>>767594329
>>767594919
also nice lewd image
>>767594819
>England France or Spain
i don't think either france or spain are in that timezone
portugal is
>>767594394
Just so i don't drive myself crazy, have you ever posted as a bote?
As in kc, not a literal boat.
>>767595113
Never.
>>767595085
Oh. Right you are. That's weird. I hate time zones...
>>767594915
Hello there! She looks wonderfully spooky. What series is she from? Tell me about her.
>>767595085
>Screenshotting
>Not cropping photo
>aaaaaaaa
Are you here?
>>767595215
Good. If you had said yes, i'd have given up right there. I can't for the life of me keep those things straight in my head.
>>767595215
Can I tell Shizuru who you are, please?
God he's so dumb to not have figured it out by now.
>>767595253
No, I am not.
>>767595345
Oh, okay :(
Let me know when you are
>>767595336
You can try!
Good evening everyone!
How was your day/night?
>>767595372
I' be here soon.
>>767595466
Okay :(
Discord?
>>767595218
there's also a whole list of countries in africa that fall into it
but yeah time zones are stupid
>>767595252
it's a parody image
the entire thing is part of it
>>767595526
*Insert Well Thought Out Name*#0100
>>767595221
Hi Nadeko!
Her name is Ryouko Asakura, she's actually really nice and not very spooky at all. She's from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu. An anon here asked me to watch it the anime and I did and I fell in love with her!
>>767595381
Thanks ^^
But are you sure? I mean you have the same vibe as you know who...
>>767595566
Then I can only assume you're not who I was looking for
#2
>>767595549
Still I just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>767595436
Evening cute
>>767595621
Sounds about right.
>>767595576
I'm absolutely sure I don't have the same vibe as Voldemort.
>>767595631
it's okay, i understand your frustration
>>767595670
Who are you then?
#2
>>767595703
IT WAS ME, DI- I mean, The Second Minami Poster.
just because it's been a while
>>767595809
Welcome back cute
>>767595689
I love Volemort, I love Beatrix too, she's kinda my idol, tbh
>>767595809
Holy shit, how's your back?
>>767595809
Good evening
#2
>>767595806
Yep. Me and Kosted (the original, doesn't use "#2")
>>767595935
Who the fuck is Kosted
>>767595870
So you don't have a guess? I'm still absolutely sure that you can post it if you have one.
>>767595870
fucked up as always ^_^
How are you?
>>767595839
hi there
>>767595903
howdy
#2
>>767595974
Umm, yes.
anyways, who were you looking for?
>>767595576
>Ryouko Asakura
Oh it is the girl from Haruhi who tries to kill people. Good taste as always BC. I love you <3
Hours of modding for nothing.
End me.
>>767596040
What have you kept yourself to?
>>767596049
That is in no way an answers
They know who they are
>>767595987
Honestly, you remind me of Muse, but Muse always had reddit spacing, so i doubt that one.
Also don't think Muse is a foot fag, though i suppose i never asked.
>>767595987
I want to, I really do, but I'm testing Shizuru's IQ at the moment. I don't understand why he's taking so long to figure it out.
>>767596040
That's really messed up. Have you considered clove oil for your back? I'm fine myself, just busy taking care of my sick dad and it's kinda weighing down on me...
Did the Bears draft well this time?
>>767596097
I love you too Murder <3
>hugs and doesn't let go
>>767596128
Uh oh... what did you do this time...
>Muse
lmao
Yui...
>>767596133
working
getting ready to hire a second therapist. Business is growing
What you been up to?
>>767596284
I've been mostly stretching a lot. Also lost 30 pounds. Has helped a bit
Not sure on any drafts
>>767596252
I don't really have any specific fetishes, I change mine to appeal to whoever needs it the most! It's part of my primary function!
But yeah, I'm not Muse.
>>767596284
If you post your guess right now and it's correct, I'll give you 50$.
>>767596404
Cute
>>767596404
>those eyebrows
I see you are a man of culture
>>767596432
Oh does losing weight help ease your back pain? I'm really sorry to remind of it but I really want to know
For science!
>>767596471
I'll just say the last letter of one of your personos.
>i
>>767596692
I is for INCORRECT!
Don't try to bullshit your way into looking smart, it never worked for you.
And it never will.
>>767596432
Being here, as always
>>767579558
>He is the author...
>>767596823
Of course you will deny it. You have the same addiction to attention as your other personos. I know you're them, you don't have to hide it, but do what you want. It's amusing.
>>767596998
Damn I know it!
>>767596998
Good...
>>767596823
There are only TWO definite answers to this riddle.
1. You are just bullshitting us for laughs on your part, low effort trolling.
Or 2. You actually are someone and people either started to dislike you or you "left" and came back with a new persona as to not appear as a fool
>>767596293
Hmm, lurking the thread?
And I was doing a lot of model replacements because why not. I was trying to change a sound and was almost expecting a crash, but instead, there is no sound at all.
claimed!
>>767590199
Die furcunt
>>767597416
Cute
>>767597278
Ah, well at least it's not completely ruined an now you know 1 more way not to do it :)
>>767597416
Evening cute
>>767597090
By saying "Personos" you're implying I'm you, you know.
>>767597187
I wouldn't say these are the only options, but ok.
Find out which one it is!
But would it really be low effort trolling if it's bullshit? I know everyone and nearly everything about what's happening and what has happened.
And would leaving because people started to dislike me really be the smartest thing to do? Well, I guess it would be, since Sono isn't doing it. But would openly admitting that I've been here before I started posting Gine be a smart thing to do if I want a new persona?
>>767597424
And where have YOU been, love?
Rory Claimed
>>767597610
3. You never posted anything before.
Or 4. Time travel.
>>767597583
you too!
>>767597606
hello!
>>767597610
Well everyone wants to be me, so..
>>767596471
>I change mine to appeal to whoever needs it the most
I seem to recall Birb saying nearly exactly that, so i'll just throw that guess out there because why not.
Assuming that's wrong, have you ever posted as a neptunia character?
>>767597794
Since when everyone wants to be a nigger and a faggot nontheless?
>>767597741
Cute
>>767597840
Since I came in your mom and she gave birth to you.
>>767597907
Thanks, she's a gothic loli
Sadly I can't post wasp pics because the only one she's in well enough has my face in it and is still blurry as fuck
>>767597741
Hi Rory!
>>767597769
Very creative anon!
>>767597794
No.
>>767597825
I'm not Birb. I actually went offline for a while since he was doing my primary function and I was unneeded. But I was reactivated when I was informed someone had a breakdown, and I guess creator forgot my reason for reactivation since. Lucky me!
And no, I'm no pretend-internet-idol, silly.
>>767597741
best cute with best pooch <3
>>767598019
awh, i was kinda interested in seeing it
G.I.N.E. is Kurumin
>>767598335
Well work is picking up for me, so I guess I'll drop your name now. Goodnight.
>>767596692
oh it's ok friend ^_^
I am reminded every day
and yes it does
Off to bed...night
>>767598335
How about danganronpa?
>>767598498
Goodnight!
>>767598494
Wrong!
>>767598548
Nope!
I'm not going to let you use entire genres anymore, that seems a bit unfair. I'm only going to approve or disapprove when you mention specific characters.
You still used quite a few genres to get rid of possible people.
Well shit, I was going to say Kurumin in my long post but an anon already stole my answer. Whether correct or not.
>>767598680
h.a.n.a.k.o?
>>767598680
Oh come on. The only one that was actually a huge swath was the botes. The other two are just to cover what my actual thought was. I seem to recall that you had signaled you were a far older poster than your actual posting would indicate, but i can't recall what you had said that gave me that impression, and as such, can't narrow down what time frame i should be thinking of.
>>767598887
not that he mentioned kurumin i sort of see the similarities in their writing styles
>>767597606
But hey, at least I didn't have to flush the files again. Has 1984 come in?
>>767598680
Fran?
>>767599026
It's Eu lmao.
>>767599143
>Rem with Ram's tits
Why?
>>767598968
No!
>>767599026
Nope! Just naming singular characters. No cheating, cute!
>>767599156
>>767599292
No and no!
>>767599333
checked
>>767598378
I'll crop I guess
>>767599292
Ttttthat is almost plausible, but unless i'm confusing some things, that throws a couple lies in on things Gine has said, which i'm working on the assumption that no large lies have taken place.
