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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Rekt Thread
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WinRar!!!
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>>767560078
jesus what a stupid dog
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>>767560078
Well it's not like he had something to bark about.
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WinRar!
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Chair Fight boys
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>>767560282
Right in the hole.
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Tales from the night
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nice
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angry cat!
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>>767560761
Soo hawt
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>>767561010
Jet Lee goes back in time to save the world again
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>>767560761

WHAT IN HOLY FUCK ????
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Nigger
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Whites
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Nigger the second
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>>767561511
That bitch had it coming
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boiii!
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>>767561354
Is ded?
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>>767561706
Omg! Did she died?
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>>767562094
Typical libtard, taking it out on the trash cans.
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>>767561010
Is there a reason why asians kick more than other races?
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>>767562299
bruce lee movies
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>>767561105
What happened?
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>>767560282
i know her :/
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>>767562094
that's horrific. its because of this sort of thing we need cctv everywhere in the UK
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>>767561127
he ok?
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>>767561511
got this one with sound?
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>>767563229
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Alison_Parker_and_Adam_Ward
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>>767561127
OK this needs context. I have been on the ass end of SUPERB ass kickings in my life. But this. This just looks like straight up murder.
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>>767563673

pretty sure the guy was a pedo/ rapist

he did something really bad and the village just taking out justice
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>>767561105
This looks fake as fuck. Like the gun is shooting blanks. She doesn't jerk around at all for 3 shots and runs away perfectly.
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>>767560539
literally retarded
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>>767560761
Let get this out on a tray.
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>>767563949
You know nothing about how gunshots work, this isnt a video game where people drop dead instantly.
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>>767564146
nice.
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>>767563914
So is there a link to the full story?
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>>767563949
Testimony from veteran of several battles in Call of Duty AND Battlefield
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>>767563949
Unless the bullet is a hollow point, or a hydroshock, from that range, there is so much velocity behind a VERY dense, pointed, object, that chances are they passed through her with little, to no initial effect. The body reacts to extreme trauma with a burst of adrenaline, and a HUGE dose of endorphins, to either run from the danger, or fight. AND to suppress the pain of the injury so you CAN either run or fight.

TL;DR? STFU faggot.
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>>767563949
Its a pistol, what do you expect? Her to go flying backwards?
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>>767563949
That girl died you fucking moron
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>>767563949
check this nigga out, plays team fortress all day and thinks he's a gunshot expert. Fucking mong, kill yourself
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>>767560761
>no immune system from HIV
>live dirty
>fly lands
>drop a few eggs
>no immune system to kill em
>maggots


Kids, wear a condom when you fuck a thot, for the love of god and your immune complex, please, wear a fucking condom.
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>>767564666
satan trips states truth
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>>767564484
You're right anon. A bullet hits with the amount of force it makes with recoil. A shitty little 9mm isn't knocking anyone over until they quit breathing.
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>>767563288
And? Is there something else?
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>>767561105
It actually looks like him missed with the first 2 shots. Third might have grazed her as she was turning around. Guy was nervous AF and was shaking.
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>>767562176
she got hit by a car what the fuck do you think?
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>>767560524
You can see the .22 round puff up the top of his dome but stay inside his skull.
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>>767564748
Alternatively, rather than spewing incorrect bullshit, you could research and find out what actually happened in the video
>Reports revealed that the woman [name withheld] had unprotected sex and got infected with an STD that resulted in maggots growing in her private part.
>The photo shot came with a campaign stressing the need to use condoms.
>However, a new report have surfaced with claims of what really went wrong.
>According to sources by a reader, the woman was actually infected after child birth resulting from negligence by the doctors at the hospital she was delivered of her baby.
>A source reported that the woman gave birth in a government hospital in India and unfortunately, the gauze used to stop bleeding after delivery was forgotten inside her body.
>The swab caused an infection in the body of the 22-year-old new mum. Precisely ten days after giving birth she noticed flesh-eating maggots crawling down her legs.Her husband quickly rushed her to the hospital. On arrival at the hospital, she was examined by the doctor who found the swab inside her body.
>The doctor reportedly removed the gauze swab, removed the maggots, and gave the woman other necessary treatment.
https://www.360nobs.com/2014/12/the-true-story-behind-the-woman-with-maggots-growing-in-her-vagina-scary-graphic-image/ and many other corroborating sources
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>>767560078
Dumb doge
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>>767561010
Why the fuck do Asians run like that. fucking toddler style and shit. No wonder they drive all fucked their fucking bodies don't have as many points of articulation as the rest of us
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>>767565193
This is the quintessence of rekt. Remarkable gif.
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>>767563288
did her butt die? or can it still take suculent penises inside?
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>>767565553
Dumbest think I've read all day.
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>>767564146
Oh good I lost it
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>>767560078
kek
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>>767565754
Spotted the gook.
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>>767564666
all hail 666 speaks the truth
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>>767565754
I take pride in that considering this is /b/
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>>767561706
beautiful
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>>767565247
STAGED FAKE AND GAY
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>>767565259
Hmmm... yeah, true, anon. I didn't research it. But then again, same shit coulda happen if you fuck a street thot without a condom and get HIV.

This kinda infection wouldn't have been possible unless she's immunocompromised. And few things can cause a person to become immunocompromised
>HIV (most popular cause of opportunistic infections)
>corticosteroid use/other immunosuppressive meds
>Chemotherapy
>primary immune deficiency (shit genes that won't let you produce proper immune complex)
In which for chemo and medications, the docs would tell you to stay away from piles of shit and keep clean else you're fucked, HIV don't tell you that shit, unless the thot told you so.

So, anon, my point still stands, wear a fuckin' condom when dealing with ghetto trash.
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>>767560078

Why the fuck did it jump off like it was determined to do so, it didn't even stop or flinch for a second.
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>>767565941
Even if I was it doesn't make a difference. What he said was retarded.
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>>767565427
Kek
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>>767565193
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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>>767565427
Congrats. You win this thread
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>>767566760
Says the gook that runs like naruto
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>>767560539
what a dumb nigger lmao
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>>767560078
'bury me at sea with my ancestors, it's better than waiting to be recorded/rekt/and uploaded online'
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>>767560194
good job bus, way to block
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>>767560282
god i need to hear this vid.
link?
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>>767567127
Nobody normally runs like that swaying arms to their side like an autist regardless of race, you fat fuck.
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>>767561706
im fucking laughing so fucking hard at my desk like an actual autistic chimpo
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>>767567484
She got tired
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>>767566970
Good. Fucking brat.
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>>767565376
wow how dumb do you really have to be....
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>>767565186
this is why .22 is great for murder/suicide. .22 isn't gonna exit , lots of times it will bounce around the skull and make brains it's bitch
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>>767567413
You own a fucking headband don't you.
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>>767567599
doubleparked.gif
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>>767565427
Out of fucking nowhere.
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>>767560206
Serious, I almost felt bad then laughed.
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>>767567748
Why the fuck would I own a headband you retarded fat fuck? Lmao
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>>767567196
i fucking hate niggers
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>>767567196
Fucking niggers
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>>767566828
nice one
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>>767560761
Some ladies just have worse periods than others. It's natural.
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>>767567905
goddamnit I hate niggers. I hope shes paralyzed
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>>767567920
At least you know not to wear it anymore
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>>767568024
nerve gas?
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>>767567963
lmao. the nigger reincarnation of Liu Kang
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>>767563949
retard it was on the news this guy life streamed it she was a former college bitch and he took care that she would have her perfect shot
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>>767568024
They just start walking again like nothing happened? Wtf
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>>767568151
At least I should be able to wear one unlike you with your fat head, shit for brains.
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>highly rekt
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>>767568385
dude, china
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>>767568507
Good comeback. You and your headband deserve each other.

For the sake of mankind, please continue wearing your woman repellant in public.
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>>767568613
It's soaked in pheromones and tears of autismos like you; it's anything but woman repellant.
Pic related, your face and reaction.
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>>767568852
Bad timing kitty.
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>>767560078
HERP DERP. I'M A DUMB DOG.
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>>767560539
HERP DERP. I'M A DUMB HUMAN. LET ME RUN IN FRONT OF THIS ONCOMING CAR!! DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
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>>767566970
deserved it
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>>767561168
GERONIMO!!!!!!
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>>767568139
I second this. I wish this was longer though.
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>>767561560
Dead nigger. Nothing of value was lost. :)
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>pyromancer
one of my favs
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>>767569071
No dude! Cats are like the cats of nature men
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>>767569109
Aaw, poor doggie
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>>767561354
Obligatory
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>>767569168
What about bullets?
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>>767565282
BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>767567045
IS THIS NERVE GAS?
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>>767565340
LOL.. stupid fucking nigger! HERP DERP!!!!
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I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water. It's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.

Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
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>>767560373
5000?
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>>767569399
Good bait, let's see who bites
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>>767560934
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>>767566746
Caught scent of an interesting thing it was bred to hunt, entered Chase mode and accidentally sudokus. Common enough in Asia there's a bridge or dam famous for dog suicide.
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>>767565186
Yes, knew the way to do it.
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>>767569399
UGH!!! Retard!
Hitting water at anything over about 30 feet is about like hitting concrete.
Hitting water from anything over 100 ft is ABSOLUTELY like hitting concrete.
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>>767569399
>>767569556
We have a winrar, bait has been bit
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>>767567081
HERP DERP!! I'm a stupid fucking millennial!! Look at me do this stupid trick.. oh wait.. now i'm paralyzed.
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>>767563949
>I have played many many hours of cawadooty and this makes me an expert on gunz and wounding
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>>767569614
Anyone born after 1980 is a millenial, fat fuck
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>>767567814
KAMIKAZE!!!!!!!!
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>>767566296
NO, YOU'RE GAY

/THREAD
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>>767567599
My eyes. Is that modelled or full scale ?
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>>767568913
and that's the day Steve-O realized he was indeed a faggot
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Fun fact: this nigger survived
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>>767561105
Confirmed fake.
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>>767569340
NECK YOURSELF MONKEY
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>>767569277
They weren't lost, they we're used for a truly worthy cause
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>>767568852
LOL!! That fucking stupid cat thought he was gonna get one up on the human... but BAM!!!! KITTY FOOTBALL!! hahaha. I fucking hate cats.
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>>767567415
kek
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>>767570047
They died you fucking reprobate
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>>767569556
taking the obvious bait like a true newfag
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>>767569993
shame. But if true, that's the life a nigger should live so I wouldn't be mad
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>>767569614

Now this is what I call bait!
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>>767569561
One less nigger. :)
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>>767569701
FOUND THE MILLENNIAL FAGGOT.]
Go eat tide pods, snort condoms, and try to figure out your gender somewhere else you mentally ill waste of life.
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>>767569903
almost a triple flip
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>>767567506
>360 brick scope
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>>767570493
Kek
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>>767560539
Natural selection
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>>767567023
hahaha
hope it died
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>>767565376
and the darwin award goes to...
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>>767570548
alive.. alive... DEAD!!!!
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>>767570365
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K_ScAL0M0xA
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>>767568507
Stop being a fat loser
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>>767562094
Passive-Aggressive Awards: First Place
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>>767566828
Did he splish?
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>>767567814
fuck you dorrrphiiiin!
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>>767560194
>first
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>>767560282
>rape
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>>767568202
the kids head get ran over he gets straight up just her fucking ass and she acts dead
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>>767560373
hot
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>>767568331
Is he wearing a kippa ?
Also did he deathen ?
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>>767568024
Wow, that person was fucking deleted.
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>>767567570
hahaha
a quintessence of american people
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>>767570758
I'm going to need the full name of this hentai please
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>>767561105
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Alison_Parker_and_Adam_Ward
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n65yAge_1w0
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>>767562299

smaller so they need something with more oomf.
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>>767567599
hahaha
most people dont know that that gif is actually reversed
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>>767569109
Not even real
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>>767560373
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Right in the cunt.
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>>767570917

Human Centipede: The Animated Series
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>>767567643
boom boom boom like a sodimite
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>>767570355
>but if true

You see his brains get blown away you fucking retard.
How are people this fucking stupid?
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>>767561560
>/pol/
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>>767565427
return to the sidewalk you stupid human
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>>767565282
Perfect tandem rekt! 10 points
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>>767567681
hahaha
what a little faggot
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>>767569561
Rhodesians?
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