Don't ever fucking do it. She may be cool. Hell, she may be your fucking soulmate but don't fucking touch it because of their shitty ass "familia." Everybody has something to say or an opinion that they fucking shouldn't. I would marry a latina if her family was fucking dead or she was adopted.
Over all great. The hard part for me was getting approval from the rest of her family. Not in the I need to ask their permission to date/marry her but in the cultural part. Being seen as a the gringo kinda sucked at first but once I was accepted by here grandma the rest of them fell in line. I think it helped that even if I can't speak much more then "survival" Spanish I would go and help with all the cooking the day before any party and ask for her recipes. Now for the park you fuckers want. The sex is the most wild I have ever had. Never had to ask for anything she justs does it like a pornstar. The best part is when starts speaking Spanglish when she is building up to orgasm. I have to use all my strength not to nut.
Gringo cop here currently dating a little 10/10 Mexican chaparrita.
Latinas are the most intense women on earth. They are wild and passionate both in love and in anger. When they're good, they're the best thing in the world and and feel great being around them. When they're acting like assholes, they're your worst nightmare. I prefer them over white women any fucking day of the week.
The sex is unbelievable. It's like she can read my mind, she knows what I want before I even ask for it, and she really appreciates the fact that I make her cum over and over and over again.
Latina women love two things: having their toes licked and sucked, and having their assholes licked and played with.
Get you a latina, treat her right, and she'll be good to you.
>>767556322 Mine had trust issues like all Latinas, I just showed her the door, made her go out with friends, told her if she keeps this up we are through, they love serving a man, if you're not alpha and you give in that's the blood in the water they smell and you'll pay for it.
>>767557198 This guy knows. I dated few of them, but they require a certain type of guy. Macho? They need a man to be man, don't ever act like a bitch. Craziest I had... Man when we argued shit would be broken, like apartment... She used to throw shit on me, i used to choke her... But best fucking lay of my life. After heated argument we had sex so passionate, nothing comes close. But with all those things, she would die for me. I really appreciate that to this day. It was like 13 maybe 15 years back.
Yes, they do require a certain level of machismo. But I'll add a caveat: not too much.
You're right, they need a man to be a man and don't be a needy little bitch. They love to serve their man and make him happy, but dont treat them like a slave or a servant because they WILL fuck someone else.
It's striking a balance. You need to show them that you're a man and that you can handle shit, but you also need to demonstrate that you're sensitive and devoted to them. I think part of it is that they want a strong man that they feel they have control over, kind of like their need to be the queen in their own way. They don't want to be the queen over some beta male, it's more satisfying if they think they've conquered a difficult and strong man. If you can strike that balance, they'll purr like kittens for you. Most of the time. They're still animals, and they're prone to temper tantrums, called berrinches. The only thing I can compare a latina temper tantrum to is a fire... Depending on the circumstances it's either one you have enough power over that you can stamp it out with your foot or its one that you have no power over and you just have to let it burn through all its fuel before doing damage control.
>>767556322 She recently stabbed my with a piece of broken glass, a screwdriver amd pistol whipped me in my face. I hit her once and broke her nose. We fucked that night. Its a fucking rollercoaster dude
Never marry one. Trust me I married one, she was beautiful slim and sexy when we married. 5 years later she's a slob, fat and disgusting. Good thing I had been grooming a side bitch for years so I can replace her. I learned my lesson though
>>767553845 lots of mediocre sex(often and in the missionary and doggy not allot of experimenting), bunch of onions and spices in the food, horrid family ranging from brothers that ask you for money constantly to mother that always complains about you not being good enough for her daughter even if you make 50k a year.
>>767558818 YES anon, that's it. All women will try some kind of shit test, just to see how you handle it. But you hit the bullseye here. When she's talking shit, be a fucking man. First time that crazy Gabriella thrown a fucking lamp on me, I crashed it with my fist and pinned her to the wall with a bit of choking. Can't remember exactly but I told her something like "you're not crazier than me". Granted, it looks bad like this while I'm telling you. Point of the story is, the fight continued and in the middle of it, I pulled her towards me and kissed her passionately and she forgot all about it. We had crazy sex on every fucking piece of the furniture... Later in bed we cuddled and she apologised for overreacting. She woke me up with a blowjob, she cooked breakfast naked... Damn now I really miss that ass
>>767559162 Dated this one latina, sweetest thing, but she can just wake up one day and go on a coke bender, leave the house for hours, then I find her at our hangout bar smacking some other latinas head onto the ground. They're funny too
>>767559862 I never give them money directly, I send them to "this guy I know" that owns a pawn shop that scams the shit out of em. They have a ton of those super shitty golden crosses and bing. Every week. >anon let me borrow 20 bux Ill give it back I swear >sure man no problem >write down address of the pawn shop >but anon its only 20 bux >dont worry man that guy will fix you up
>>767559842 keep them away from the sun, smoke and booze my dude
>>767559534 This. When I first met mine, she pulled a blade on me. Stepped in and made her cut me a little on my throat and told her it makes me diamonds. Something about crazy gets their juices flowing. We fucked like rabbits on speed. Broke a couch and a ripped off a headboard while she called me papi as I choked her. Been dating ever since.
>>767561177 Ah yes, I really miss that ay papiii. Damn. But yea, she also once pull a blade on me, told me to stay back, I walked towards her until she was against the wall. She put the blade on my left peck and said don't come closer. I did, I looked her in the eyes while blade was bit less than half an inch inside and told her "or what". I had a white slim t-shirt on. Maybe that's why was more effective. Later, she washed my wound with alcohol, saying papi you're really one crasy gringo. We fucked until sunrise. Damn I like crazy Latinas. Anon, fuck you, I'm with white girl now and my life is boring
>>767562146 I recall another time she was upset with me in the car, stomped the gas. Looked her dead in the eye and held wheel so she couldn't turn it and told her "try me, bet you'll let go the gas before I let go the wheel". After two red lights, she let go, pulled over, I hopped over to drive and proceeded with road head on the way home. Condolences on the vanilla lifestyle anon. Hopefully still get a decent lay on your end despite the lack of Latina fire?
>>767562962 I'd say it always seems to turn out that way. Crazy Latinas but equally crazy good sex. I can't go back, it's just not good unless foreplay starts with a threat against my life. Some anon make a graph on this phenomena.
>>767563197 I do, anon but kinda... I don't know, I get bored quickly. This life now is more let's have a family. I'm more scared of that than any crazy Latins, gun or knife fight. Shit. I think something is wrong with me. I'm fucking 31 now... Been all the round the world, but still I feel it's not time to settle down. What do you think?
>>767559842 literally that picture. married her when she was 27 and she looked so young. now shes 34 and now her skin looks like old leather. its not like she doesnt take care of herself or anything. we live a fairly healthy lifestyle.
>>767563524 I know what you mean. I came from the opposite run. Wanted to settle, live normal, be vanilla. Ex fucked me up in the head for a while, lost all flavor for life, etc. Met that Latina and now everything seems like a fucking wild adventure with her. I believe she'll be the death of me, but Damnit, it'll be a ride to remember. I'm 30 now and I feel like I'm just starting to live. Crazy.
>>767563893 Sounds like opposite of me in early stage. But don't let her to be end of you. If it comes to that, be that little shit that continues to float after you flush. She will never forget you. As I told that crazy one once. "My life is a fucking rollercoaster, you are welcome to join the ride... But the ride continues, with you or without you "
>>767564352 You're welcome... I guess. I mean I don't want you to live some shit I've been through. But they need to hunt you, in a sense. Be the best you can be as a man, don't take shit from anyone, work on yourself constantly. In the end, job, house or whatever you have now can disappear in smoke tomorrow. Skills that you learned will get you far, they die when you die. Take this as you wish... As an advice or shitposting
>>767553845 >Cultural norms will compel her to do things like serve you food and get you beer (at least in public settings).
>Fun-sized. My ex-girlfriend was a 5'3" sub 100 lb thin latina and the sex was mind-blowing. It was so easy to toss her around and hold her up, I felt like I was on a goddamn porn set every time I'd fuck her because it was so damn easy to maneuver her body. She also liked to be choked out, which I obliged.
>Usually passionate, jealous, fiery because that is what the stereotype demands and because it is fun for them to be that way.
>booty for days
>Will probably have some sort of racist views, or her family will. They will not approve if you're not of lighter complexion. This was never a problem for me as a 6'0" fair skinned South American and probably should be a problem for the rest of you white closet-dwellers on this Mongolian pottery board
>>767553845 My friends brothers insanely hot Colombian wife propositioned me last weekend while we both had a head full of drugs and her husband was sleeping on my bed. Hate to generalize, but you might end up on the other side of that
Cool thing about having a (born in America) 1/4 German, 1/4 Polish, 1/2 Croatian chick is she's got that hot slightly darker complexion, a bit of that piss-and-vinegar attitude, but nowhere near as psycho. Then again, she's 40 so maybe she's just chilled a bit cuz she's older.
Dunno bout the wife part, but had a Puerto Rican gf senior year of hs. She was this tomboy skater chick and I actually thought she was a guy at first. I was terrified that I was gay at first. Huge misunderstanding lol.
There was this huge drama at the beginning involving a mutual exgf (she was bi) but holy shit the sex was incredible.
>mostly conservative >won't try new stuff in bed >sex is only in the bedroom >doesn't give good head >tight pussy >gets easily turned on with light nipple play >REALLY wet pussy when turned on, clear and clean, smells delicious >orgasms easily and frequently >very loyal, very caring, loves to cuddle >keeps house tidy and clean constantly, nagging if i don't help
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