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What’s it like having a Latina wife?
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I'm still in Mexico for one
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They are fucking crazy. Not even joking. Ama
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>>767554067
This, I'm currently married to one, they're like wild animals you have to train them.
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>>767554779
This. I'm mexican, but you must training them. The sex part is good, I mean, really good, but they need some 'manners'
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>>767553845

Don't ever fucking do it. She may be cool. Hell, she may be your fucking soulmate but don't fucking touch it because of their shitty ass "familia." Everybody has something to say or an opinion that they fucking shouldn't. I would marry a latina if her family was fucking dead or she was adopted.
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>>767553845
She is white.
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>>767553845
probably like having a white wife. or a black wife. except they're latina
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>>767554067
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>>767556140
do you have to beat them? do they like having the shit kicked out if them?
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>>767556251
no she's not.
also, white isn't really a race.
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>>767556276
its easier to psychologically manipulate a white woman, but black women are easier to physically abuse
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Over all great. The hard part for me was getting approval from the rest of her family. Not in the I need to ask their permission to date/marry her but in the cultural part. Being seen as a the gringo kinda sucked at first but once I was accepted by here grandma the rest of them fell in line. I think it helped that even if I can't speak much more then "survival" Spanish I would go and help with all the cooking the day before any party and ask for her recipes.
Now for the park you fuckers want.
The sex is the most wild I have ever had. Never had to ask for anything she justs does it like a pornstar. The best part is when starts speaking Spanglish when she is building up to orgasm. I have to use all my strength not to nut.
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>>767556331
Go tell census and crime statistics that.

Latina = white
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Gringo cop here currently dating a little 10/10 Mexican chaparrita.

Latinas are the most intense women on earth. They are wild and passionate both in love and in anger. When they're good, they're the best thing in the world and and feel great being around them. When they're acting like assholes, they're your worst nightmare. I prefer them over white women any fucking day of the week.

The sex is unbelievable. It's like she can read my mind, she knows what I want before I even ask for it, and she really appreciates the fact that I make her cum over and over and over again.

Latina women love two things: having their toes licked and sucked, and having their assholes licked and played with.

Get you a latina, treat her right, and she'll be good to you.
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>>767556322
Mine had trust issues like all Latinas, I just showed her the door, made her go out with friends, told her if she keeps this up we are through, they love serving a man, if you're not alpha and you give in that's the blood in the water they smell and you'll pay for it.
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>>767557198
This guy knows. I dated few of them, but they require a certain type of guy. Macho?
They need a man to be man, don't ever act like a bitch.
Craziest I had... Man when we argued shit would be broken, like apartment... She used to throw shit on me, i used to choke her... But best fucking lay of my life. After heated argument we had sex so passionate, nothing comes close. But with all those things, she would die for me. I really appreciate that to this day. It was like 13 maybe 15 years back.
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Latino looking for a white girl.

I'd rather avoid our women, they are too simplistic, gossipers, and expect you to dance shitty reggaeton music, otherwise they get bored and go date some dancing chad.
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>>767558161

Yes, they do require a certain level of machismo. But I'll add a caveat: not too much.

You're right, they need a man to be a man and don't be a needy little bitch. They love to serve their man and make him happy, but dont treat them like a slave or a servant because they WILL fuck someone else.

It's striking a balance. You need to show them that you're a man and that you can handle shit, but you also need to demonstrate that you're sensitive and devoted to them. I think part of it is that they want a strong man that they feel they have control over, kind of like their need to be the queen in their own way. They don't want to be the queen over some beta male, it's more satisfying if they think they've conquered a difficult and strong man. If you can strike that balance, they'll purr like kittens for you. Most of the time. They're still animals, and they're prone to temper tantrums, called berrinches. The only thing I can compare a latina temper tantrum to is a fire... Depending on the circumstances it's either one you have enough power over that you can stamp it out with your foot or its one that you have no power over and you just have to let it burn through all its fuel before doing damage control.

FUCK I love these women.
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>>767558565
Here's from the guy that posted before you. You can get them easily. Even if you're not "though" or some shit, they kinda like your skin complexity and macho attitude.
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>>767556322
She recently stabbed my with a piece of broken glass, a screwdriver amd pistol whipped me in my face. I hit her once and broke her nose. We fucked that night. Its a fucking rollercoaster dude
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>>767559083

Rollercoaster.

I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've used that word to describe my relationship with my girl. I hate it and I love it at the same time. White women are just....vanilla by comparison.
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>>767554779
show her to us
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Never marry one. Trust me I married one, she was beautiful slim and sexy when we married. 5 years later she's a slob, fat and disgusting. Good thing I had been grooming a side bitch for years so I can replace her. I learned my lesson though
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>>767553845
lots of mediocre sex(often and in the missionary and doggy not allot of experimenting), bunch of onions and spices in the food, horrid family ranging from brothers that ask you for money constantly to mother that always complains about you not being good enough for her daughter even if you make 50k a year.

Anything else you wanna know?
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>>767558818
YES anon, that's it. All women will try some kind of shit test, just to see how you handle it.
But you hit the bullseye here. When she's talking shit, be a fucking man.
First time that crazy Gabriella thrown a fucking lamp on me, I crashed it with my fist and pinned her to the wall with a bit of choking.
Can't remember exactly but I told her something like "you're not crazier than me". Granted, it looks bad like this while I'm telling you. Point of the story is, the fight continued and in the middle of it, I pulled her towards me and kissed her passionately and she forgot all about it. We had crazy sex on every fucking piece of the furniture... Later in bed we cuddled and she apologised for overreacting. She woke me up with a blowjob, she cooked breakfast naked... Damn now I really miss that ass
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>>767559487
Get on my level, I make 90k a year and they still complain lol
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>>767559162
Dated this one latina, sweetest thing, but she can just wake up one day and go on a coke bender, leave the house for hours, then I find her at our hangout bar smacking some other latinas head onto the ground. They're funny too
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>>767559561
its a black hole, best way to deal with it is to ignore it and pray it doenst swallow you whole.
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>>767553845
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>>767559679
It's never enough because you marry her family not just her and if you refuse to give them money all of a sudden you're the bad guy
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>>767559842
kek
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>>767557198
Lick away
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>>767559862
I never give them money directly, I send them to "this guy I know" that owns a pawn shop that scams the shit out of em. They have a ton of those super shitty golden crosses and bing.
Every week.
>anon let me borrow 20 bux Ill give it back I swear
>sure man no problem
>write down address of the pawn shop
>but anon its only 20 bux
>dont worry man that guy will fix you up

>>767559842
keep them away from the sun, smoke and booze my dude
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>>767556196
For real
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>>767559534
This. When I first met mine, she pulled a blade on me. Stepped in and made her cut me a little on my throat and told her it makes me diamonds. Something about crazy gets their juices flowing. We fucked like rabbits on speed. Broke a couch and a ripped off a headboard while she called me papi as I choked her. Been dating ever since.
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>>767561177
Ah yes, I really miss that ay papiii. Damn. But yea, she also once pull a blade on me, told me to stay back, I walked towards her until she was against the wall. She put the blade on my left peck and said don't come closer. I did, I looked her in the eyes while blade was bit less than half an inch inside and told her "or what". I had a white slim t-shirt on. Maybe that's why was more effective.
Later, she washed my wound with alcohol, saying papi you're really one crasy gringo. We fucked until sunrise.
Damn I like crazy Latinas. Anon, fuck you, I'm with white girl now and my life is boring
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Dating one now. I'm finding some of this thread... educational. Been together right years, she is fucking moody but yeah, the sex is phenomenal.
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>>767562146
I recall another time she was upset with me in the car, stomped the gas. Looked her dead in the eye and held wheel so she couldn't turn it and told her "try me, bet you'll let go the gas before I let go the wheel". After two red lights, she let go, pulled over, I hopped over to drive and proceeded with road head on the way home. Condolences on the vanilla lifestyle anon. Hopefully still get a decent lay on your end despite the lack of Latina fire?
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>>767562962
I'd say it always seems to turn out that way. Crazy Latinas but equally crazy good sex. I can't go back, it's just not good unless foreplay starts with a threat against my life. Some anon make a graph on this phenomena.
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>>767563197
I do, anon but kinda... I don't know, I get bored quickly. This life now is more let's have a family. I'm more scared of that than any crazy Latins, gun or knife fight.
Shit. I think something is wrong with me. I'm fucking 31 now... Been all the round the world, but still I feel it's not time to settle down. What do you think?
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>>767556196
All families do that. Wtf are you talking about?
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Define "Latina" bro. There's a world of difference between a Mexican chica and an Argentinian.
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Had 2 puertorican wives and now I have an ecuatorian. They all fucking crazy but hot and decent cooking skills
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>>767563524
We seem to be natural nomads..probably not in our genes to ever settle down.
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>>767559842
literally that picture.
married her when she was 27 and she looked so young. now shes 34 and now her skin looks like old leather. its not like she doesnt take care of herself or anything. we live a fairly healthy lifestyle.

should have married an asian.
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Anyone from TJA here?
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>>767563524
I know what you mean. I came from the opposite run. Wanted to settle, live normal, be vanilla. Ex fucked me up in the head for a while, lost all flavor for life, etc. Met that Latina and now everything seems like a fucking wild adventure with her. I believe she'll be the death of me, but Damnit, it'll be a ride to remember. I'm 30 now and I feel like I'm just starting to live. Crazy.
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>>767563771

Thats strange I know plenty with kids before 18. Some times thw guy still wanders off I guess.
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>>767563771
So we had similar stories? Tell me a little bit more.
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>>767563649
Mines a Mexican. She can cook some awesome shit. Don't understand half of what she's yelling at me from the kitchen, but the meals are tasty as fuck.
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ITT: Virgina make generalizations.
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>>767553845
More pics of OP's chick
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>>767563893
Sounds like opposite of me in early stage. But don't let her to be end of you. If it comes to that, be that little shit that continues to float after you flush. She will never forget you. As I told that crazy one once. "My life is a fucking rollercoaster, you are welcome to join the ride... But the ride continues, with you or without you "
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>>767564266
Truth. The ride never ends. Thanks anon.
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>>767564121
Not op but here
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>>767564352
You're welcome... I guess. I mean I don't want you to live some shit I've been through. But they need to hunt you, in a sense. Be the best you can be as a man, don't take shit from anyone, work on yourself constantly. In the end, job, house or whatever you have now can disappear in smoke tomorrow. Skills that you learned will get you far, they die when you die.
Take this as you wish... As an advice or shitposting
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Same as any other girl.
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>>767556466
Latin is an ethnicity, not a race. There are black latinos, white latinos, etc.
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>>767556196
this pretty much, youll be held to a standard youll never achieve
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Its amazing
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>>767564599
>>767564695
Would tittyfuck/5
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here's mine, we live in tijuana
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>>767565010
I can provide more if u guys want
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>>767553845
>Cultural norms will compel her to do things like serve you food and get you beer (at least in public settings).

>Usually bilingual.

>Fun-sized. My ex-girlfriend was a 5'3" sub 100 lb thin latina and the sex was mind-blowing. It was so easy to toss her around and hold her up, I felt like I was on a goddamn porn set every time I'd fuck her because it was so damn easy to maneuver her body. She also liked to be choked out, which I obliged.

>Usually passionate, jealous, fiery because that is what the stereotype demands and because it is fun for them to be that way.

>booty for days

>Will probably have some sort of racist views, or her family will. They will not approve if you're not of lighter complexion. This was never a problem for me as a 6'0" fair skinned South American and probably should be a problem for the rest of you white closet-dwellers on this Mongolian pottery board
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>>767559416
This
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>>767565126
more
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>>767565126
Please do
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>>767565658
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>>767565797
If u guys got kik mine is Bwcboii, have many more pics of her
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>>767565797
go on
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I’ve been talking to this Ecuadorian girl. Very passionate and jealous. But loving. Sends me plenty of nudes. What a body. She visits me in the US in August. Maybe I’ll wife her up.
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>>767557198
Mexibro here. All this is true except the toe thing. I would just say explore her desires and wants sexually and fulfill them. After that she can make some bomb asadas and you're golden.
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>>767554067
Nah fam..Chinese bitches are insane...they'll chop yo dick off!
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>>767556196
If you get called chango..you fucked!
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>>767553845
when you marry a latina, you also marry her mother
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>>767553845
My friends brothers insanely hot Colombian wife propositioned me last weekend while we both had a head full of drugs and her husband was sleeping on my bed. Hate to generalize, but you might end up on the other side of that
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>>767556251
No she isnt you stupid nigger
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I’m an average looking blue eyed dirty blonde white guy and I can get way hotter Latina girls than white girls so I’ve just accepted that I’ll always go for them.
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>>767566506

More
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Dated a Mexican in college. They are pretty much like attractive niggers
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>>767556406

¡Papi!
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>>767566377
>>767566407
>>767566431

https://www.instagram.com/alahnaly/?hl=en
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>>767554067

Cool thing about having a (born in America) 1/4 German, 1/4 Polish, 1/2 Croatian chick is she's got that hot slightly darker complexion, a bit of that piss-and-vinegar attitude, but nowhere near as psycho.
Then again, she's 40 so maybe she's just chilled a bit cuz she's older.
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Mexican
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>>767553845

Dunno bout the wife part, but had a Puerto Rican gf senior year of hs. She was this tomboy skater chick and I actually thought she was a guy at first.
I was terrified that I was gay at first. Huge misunderstanding lol.

There was this huge drama at the beginning involving a mutual exgf (she was bi) but holy shit the sex was incredible.

And yeah, that Latina fire. Nothing like it.
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B

I’ve been dating my gf for 5 years now, is Latina but born in us both parents are Mexican but her mom is more Americanized and was in air force and gf in army reserves.

So what did you guys notice AFTER you got married? I know it’ll vary based on backgrounds ect ect we are both 25
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>>767566560
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>>767571241
Uhhhh moar
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They are prone to depression and bipolarity.
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>>767571908

>hey sofia... have you considered taking to a therapist about your-

CHOO CAWLINK ME CRAYSIE? I FUKKEN CUTCHOO!
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>>767570534

Well now that's a neat trick! Who knew the story I wrote seven years ago was your fucking biography?

GTFO.
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whats the difference between latina and gypsy?
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>>767572543
my ecuadorian friend nearly got stabbed by his palestinian/puerto rican gf because i sent him nudes of this girl i fucked and she found them.

He told her he was holding them for safe keep because i didn't want my milf gf seeing them.
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>>767557198
Right on fucking point. This guy delivered good. I’m in the same situation. They sure love getting their toes and ass licked this is great cuz of my foot fetish.
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>>767563587

>chango

See above.
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>>767572834
you can get Gyp'd but you don't get Latina'd
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>mostly conservative
>won't try new stuff in bed
>sex is only in the bedroom
>doesn't give good head
>tight pussy
>gets easily turned on with light nipple play
>REALLY wet pussy when turned on, clear and clean, smells delicious
>orgasms easily and frequently
>very loyal, very caring, loves to cuddle
>keeps house tidy and clean constantly, nagging if i don't help

all in all, worth it.
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>>767574752
>won't try new stuff in bed
>sex is only in the bedroom
>doesn't give good head

Man you really got fucked. In my experience, it's been the opposite.
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>>767572837

>palestinian

wew lad, add another layer of batshit crazy!!
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never been with a latina but iv been with every other race/culture

dont know how id feel about fucking my own kin
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>>767572443
anyone want more?

inb4 more of the dog
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