Because Americans so stuck up and incapable of admiring they are wrong?
>retarded measurement system
>dumb gun laws
and yet they will pretend like they are perfect and the example everybody wants to follow, why???????
Dude worry about you own problems in your shithole
stop envying us we do not care one shit about you and never will... Why should we care about a dying civilization
> Be lookoing at some WW2 film with an American guy
> Kriegsmarine flag is seen on screen
> "What flag is that?"
> "It's a Navy flag" I reply
> Long stare
> "You're shitting me. What is it really?"
> Had to explain that the USA is not the only country with a Navy
Bunch of childrens, one day you will grow up and finally understand that no matter the country or the race, everybody is fucking retarded and disgusting.
>Why are Americans regarded as stupid all around the globe?
Over the past 4 decades, the USA systematically dumbed down Americans to be reactionary ill-educated and party loyal idiots. Donald Trump is the white head on that zit.
maybe because they are all double digit IQ's according to every source of the worlds IQ
Fuck yeah, fucking fucks in fucking EU fucking paying fucking more fucking taxes for their fucking Healthfuckingcare than their fucking own fucking military! Whutafuckingfuuuck, dumbcunts eurocucks.
Just fucking look at them fucking over there, not even forcing their fucking younger generations to take on massive fucking debt just to get fucking educated to pay for nukes.
Case in point >>767545628, the rest of the developed world is not jealous of you lol. If you ever traveled outside your flyover state you might realize you have it worse off than many other countries. If you had any humility that is
I'm an American sadly
I work at Wal-Mart and get the finest of what this country has to offer
I just turned 22 and I already have a whole plan set up to leave this God damn country
The people literally walk into closed doors and stare at things until someone helps them
I'VE COUNTED THE MINUTES I TELL YOU
15 whole minutes these people will stare at a closed door or machine that tells them exactly what to do
My fucking head hurts from this
And good lord are they all fat as shit
Driving those stupid ass motorized carts
I hate them all
Most Americans are struggling financially and have poor quality education. Our country screwed most of us over so that we could be controlled into voting for our own oppressors. Who then make it worse, and the cycle continues.
Im an american, im pretty good looking, I'm decently fit, I'm pretty intelligent. But none of that matters does it? Why judge on the average instead of the individual? I don't call every European a cuck or every single black person a nigger. Honestly I don't really give a shit about the average American being stereotyped as overweight and stupid, its just funny to me how much this is being pushed
Because you'requested paranoid, also "MUH SECOND MENDMENT RIGHTS", and also cults and religions are still a part of the majority's life.
There's a law that motels are obligated to give shelter to your horse while you're there. It's as dumb to defend this law as it is to defend the 2nd right amendment to bear arms.
Donald Fucking Asshole Trump. Any people that would VOTE this gaping asshole to even clean goddam toilets MUST be a JUUGE box of hammers
Does anybody remember the Eclpse? Everybody is being tolld for a month DON'T LOOK AT IT. and wha't the FIRST thing this asshole does with cameras on him? SQUINTS AND LOOKS STRAIGHT UP. Way to go Mr Brilliant Businessman who can't even make a profit on the only thing where people literally GIVE you money for NOTHING. Let"s permanently blind several thousand little kids...."but he did it and he's the President" Fuicking goddam rednec KEKS, Jeebus
Bullshit. Here is a true story.
Watching old warfilm with a brit. He's sees an old warship.
>who's ship is that?
The United states.
>I thought only the queen mum had ships.
Spent the next 6 hours explaining things
Because they're too proud and egoistic and let things go to their head too easily. Its like a cult. Its not that they're stupid, they just think they're superior and when Europeans see it, its just cute, they have to make everything their own and make it bigger, even themselves like in the picture kek. They're light years behind Europe, they're just too proud to admit it, like a child that covers his ears shouting "I CAN'T HEAR YOU SO IT MEANS I'M BETTER", silly cunts
Because millions of people knowingly and willingly voted in Trump.
I'm an American and I'm embarrassed to be one. All of these "proud patriots" are borderline fascists.
Just give me a plot of land, automatic weapons, high speed internet and let me grow my own weed. Leave me the fuck alone.
wanna know what it's look like to at the top of the food chain? you never will, because you're shit kid
Privileged white male owns land. Don't worry white boy, as soon as Bernie gets in he'll tax you so hard you can't afford to own any land or guns. You can proudly pay for blacks and Mexicans to have healthcare, housing, college and food stamps while you can barely scrape by in your cat piss apartment.
Everything that Europe has done right in regards to social welfare can be omitted thanks to what they've done in regards to Muslims. Two thousand years of rich history and culture, gone within 3 generations thanks to the Muslim horde.
When I was deployed to Afghanistan, I met an american soldier who thought Afghanistan is a part of france.
In my hometown in Germany, I met an american student that planned a trip to Berlin so he can see Hitler. He also was flabbergasted that we have cars. If you send people like that overseas, you shouldn't wonder that people living in those countrys think americans are retarded.
What you talking about America is the best nation on Earth....
but all jokes aside you have caused the death misery and suffering of millions of people around the world for the last 6 decades at least.
You willingly accept the daily cock choke from corporations, in particular the media. You're obsessed with celebrity and have no idea of what lies beyond your borders.
The rest of the world patiently waits for your nation to implode in debt and civil war.