Any of you guys out there curious to try sucking dick?
I've done it and can answer your questions.
>>767540267
What a gay homosexual... Also, fag kys!!!
>>767540267
did you enjoy it
>>767540267
are traps gay?
>>767540422
Yes and no.
>>767540479
Yes.
What does it taste like? I mean both cum and the dick itself?
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>>767540913
As long as it's clean dick just takes like any other bit of flesh. Suck on your thumb until it doesn't taste like anything in particular and it's just that same taste.
Cum just tastes a little bit salty. Has a consistency somewhere between saliva and phlegm. It can taste bad if the person is a smoker or has a bad diet. Sometimes a little bitter but mostly only in aftertaste.
The real trick is that cum is a couple of degrees warmer than your mouth, and it doesn't "spurt" in the way you'd think. The head of a fairly average cock actually takes up a lot of room in your mouth and a decent load of cum will take up practically all the rest. What you get is an effect where just kind of all of a sudden your mouth will be totally filled with warm salty stuff.
>>767540913
Not OP but dick tastes like nothing but skin, I was pretty surprised with the lack of taste for some reason. Cum varies but it's more the texture/consistency of it that feels really unusual in the mouth, doesn't necessarily taste bad or anything. I prob just haven't tasted enough of it though
Bump
>>767541202
>>767541213
Thank you. I was always thinking it would taste great. I mean I have a penis myself and lets be honest they're not the cleanest things in the world. Interesting though that its like that.
>>767541914
It tastes as good as you want I think. If you like it then it tastes good and if you don't then it doesn't.
The taste isn't really what I'm looking for anyway but more the way a cock feels on your tongue, hard but still weirdly soft anyway so that it compresses just enough to fit down your throat.
>>767542053
Well that just triggered a whole other question. How do you actually get it down your throat. I mean I can hardly take pills because my tongue pushes shit back and going to the dentist is hell. I mean I have tried with a banana and that went slightly better but still not super
>>767542195
I don't know, you just do. I don't really seem to have any problem with gagging on dick even though my gag reflex works if I stick my finger down my throat. You just put your lips around it and aim to have the whole dick fit in. Most guys will be 6" or under and at that length only like 1-1.5" goes down your throat.
Is the act of sucking cock a pleasurable experience in itself?
As a man I want to believe that a girl enjoys doing it
>>767543224
I can't speak for women but I don't derive any direct pleasure from it so to speak.
The pleasure is all mental and is wrapped up the fact that it feels good to make someone else cum and sucking dick can be either a pretty sub or dom act so there's room for all different kinds of people to enjoy it for their own reasons.
I think that really the most satisfying (but not pleasurable) part is that last 30 seconds before a guy cums. You can always tell because even a guy who just lies there and lets you do it for the rest of the job will roll his hips and sometimes thrust in and out. Making a girl cum is complex and then they do shit like push you off them while they have their mini seizure. But bring a guy to orgasm and the mouthful of cum is kind of like him showing his appreciation, and no guy has ever pushed me off for continuing to suck after he's done.
>>767540267
Do you like cum? I find the thought of eating cum hot only while fapping, so when I tried tasting my own and I immediately regretted it.
>>767543467
Getting a guy to moan and whimper while you suck his cock is what makes me love swallowing their cum. It's like their way of saying thank you for pleasuring me, please have this salty treat as a reward.
>>767544184
I don't enjoy tasting my own cum, but am totally down to swallow load after load from a hot guy with a nice cock.
>>767540755
>Yes and no.
splain
this thread is making me horny af
>>767540267
Have you ever sucked a fat man's cock?
>>767544393
Me too.
>>767544184
Honestly I don't like it. Even if I can objectively say (after the fact) that it wasn't really that bad, it's the same as you've experienced tasting your own where it seems like a really hot idea until you've got a mouthful. This is really gay but my favourite way to end a blowjob is for the guy, without warning me or asking for permission, to just blow in my mouth and holy my head down so that I have to swallow it. It's very submissive and very hot.
That said I don't mind the taste of my own cum. Feels less weird than a mouthful of someone else's for some reason. Helps that my diet is good and my cum is just barely salty and not even bitter.
>>767544203
It's way more tangible than a woman's orgasm for me. Having a guy cum down my throat is like the biggest pat on the back for a job well done.
>>767544292
I am bi, and if you picture straight vs gay on a spectrum with bisexual being in the middle, actually lean to the straight side. I'm not romantically or physically interested in men, only sexually. Sucking dick is hot in all the ways I've talked about in this thread but it also comes with things that are downsides for me, like the way guys smell (the way guys smell even when they are clean I mean, is totally different from how women smell) turns me off, and they do stuff like try and shove fingers in your ass almost all of them want to suck my dick too which I'm just not into.
>>767544467
Yes. My "type" is men 40+ and at least a little overweight. Probably has something to do with the fact that it feels very submissive to pleasure a dude who could be any one of the average joe male role models from my childhood, and also sex with people my own age is something I do with women and it's intimate and when I've got some dude's balls touching my chin it's pure carnal desire and I don't want any intimacy involved because das gay.
Also also I really like the way chubby pubic mounds look. Fat dudes also seem to have the thickest dicks and girth > length.
>>767540267
isn't that gay?
i wish i wasnt gay.
>>767545003
I mean who really gives a fuck anymore is what I think. No I wouldn't tell my friends that I like to gargle balls on occasion, but I also don't tell them about the girls I'm with.
>>767544969
When did you start sucking cock?
>>767545080
Not until I was 21 sorry I don't have any underage stories for you to bat off to.
>be ~21
>been playing with my ass since before I even knew about masturbating
>go on a huge tranny porn bent and watch basically nothing else for 6 months or more
>have to move house
>throw away the dildo and butt plug that I own so that someone doesn't accidentally find them in the move
>new house
>missing dildo
>tranny porn
>go on craigslist and read some ads, reason that it would be very easy for me to meet up with a guy but not a tranny
>figure who cares
>post some ads but chicken out
>finally respond to an ad where a guy is specifically looking for anal virgins
>dick looks normal size and not too giant
>go to his house
>he's short and fat and 40 but I don't care
>told him I want to do anal but he tells me I should at least give sucking cock a go so that I can say I've done it
>try it
>meh
>he fucks me
>decide I wasn't into it and move on with life
It wasn't until after that where I got the urge again and ended up meeting this one guy regularly for nearly a whole year. I got very good at sucking dick and there's basically nothing blowjob-wise that I haven't tried.
>>767544969
Given you description, I don't think going gay for a fatty sounds bad at all.
>>767545607
You'll never know if you don't try. Fat guys are good too because their bar is low. Willing to suck their dick? Good that's all they require in a guy.
>>767540267
>Any of you guys out there curious to try sucking dick?
I already tried. It's kind of fun. I don't do it often but from time to time it's fun to have a dick in your mouth. I like when they start out soft and you can feel them get harder and hotter as you work the shaft.
Everyone should try it at least once.
>>767545914
Their low bar combined with my fat fetish should make it a very enjoyable experience all around.
>>767545988
The last guy I sucked off was actually the one with the longest dick I've ever done anything with (he was 7.5") but he had this pretty drastic taper so the head end was actually a really reasonable girth and only the base was thick. Anyway he started out soft but his soft dick was long enough to already be a little bit down my throat. He got hard in about 10 seconds and I could literally feel his cock growing down my throat.
Remembering that disappoints me because the dude was just so fucking weird that I don't want to see him again.
>>767546103
You'll have fun anon. If you are thinking that you're more into being submissive then I honestly would suggest asking a guy to take control and gently fuck your throat a bit. Doesn't have to be throat bruising porno style facefucking but giving up control is something totally different to sex with women.
Make sure to let him cum in your mouth and try to swallow. If you don't like it at least you've sucked AND swallowed, but if you only suck him and decide you don't like it I promise you will be haunted by the idea of wanting to taste cum and swallow it.
Is OP a femanon?
>>767546580
Lol
>>767546460
I'll keep you advice in mind. And yes, I'd want him to have full control and use any hole he wants.
>>767546625
Genuine question I'm not sure
>>767540267
Every thread on /b/ is a troll thread.
>>767547046
Not a troll. I've seen plenty of guys express curiosity on here over the years.
>>767547008
Not a girl bro.
>>767546747
If you think that getting your asshole dominated is a good way to lose your virginity then you are wrong. Unless of course you have a collection of sex toys and your asshole is plenty stretchy.
Play with your ass on your own time if you don't already. Buy a toy and stretch it. Look at your own dick for reference, you will need to be able to take something of approximately that thickness. Shave your ass, feels better and most guys like it better. Buy something to douche with. Either a proper kit or a squeeze ball douche will work fine. Don't bother with missionary it just sucks. Face down ass up positions feel the best. Don't cum first or you will lose all interest in having a cock up your ass when he still has another 10 minutes of thrusting left in him.
do you think guys from grindr would be okay with me taking it slow if I told them it was my first time?
what would be the best way to find a middle aged married guy I could just discretely suck off for years o:
>>767547416
>do you think guys from grindr would be okay with me taking it slow if I told them it was my first time?
Yes. My experience has always been that other guys are keen to provide a good experience. Like the guy who took my anal virginity was a good experience, he didn't hurt me and it felt alright. The second time I did anal I told the guy it was my second time and asked him to be kind and he mostly was.
>what would be the best way to find a middle aged married guy I could just discretely suck off for years o:
No idea really, mine arrangement like that was luck and craigslist. Don't offer to do anything on the spot. Tell them you can't meet until later and that'll weed out most of the people who are looking for a blowie now. The guy you are describing is out there. I am literally talking to one right now. If it all works out I'm hoping that he will let me fuck his wife though it feels like he's hinting that she's picky and might not be interested.
>>767547416
I'm with this anon, if I went on one of those sites looking for a dick to suck regularly, would it turn out okay?
I'm siding with OP, I'm bisexual leaning towards straight, but God do I love sucking dick
>>767547790
Yeah, my fantasy is to be totally dominated and used but I know I won't like that so much the first time. I really just wanna find a guy who'll let me suck him off and mayybe fuck him if I'm feeling comfy.
Craigslist was what I was gonna try before but yeah. I feel like it would force them to be discrete if they're hiding it from their wife, and won't like, fucking rape me on the spot because they have something to lose lol
>>767540267
>Any of you guys out there curious to try sucking dick?
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>>767547832
Well it can't turn out badly if you never agree to meet with anyone so it doesn't hurt to try and see what kind of responses you get. If you specifically say you are bi and are looking for a regular dick to bruise your tonsils you'll probably get at least a few serious responses.
>but God do I love sucking dick
Have you ever tried just suck on the very tip while he strokes his own shaft? I fucking love that. The feel of the cum hitting the back of my throat and then having him squeeze the rest out of his cock onto my tongue.
Uh no i'm not a fucking faggot
>>767548034
>>767548034
You can definitely get facefucked on your first time and enjoy it, but your bumhole will be a little more sensitive. Try and find a guy whose wife actually knows about it.
>>767548119
I'll try that, thanks for the tip
>>767548395
I don't like being facefucked, but I love it when they guide my head or push it down on them, it just makes me want their cum even more
I love the smell of cock too, I'll stick my hand in my pants, and just smell it. Not like nasty dick smell, just the natural manky smell of it sends me to diamonds
>>767548395
I wanna find a married guy who hides it for security reasons tho. Defeats the purpose if she knows
Also I play with a lot of toys, i think im ready to take dick :D maybe not a huge one tho
>>767548587
I'm not into rough facefucking either but I do like the guy to hold my head and basically do it at his own pace. I've done the porno thing where you hang your head over the edge of a bed and he fucks your throat and that was fun but hanging upside down gave me a headache.
>>767548589
If you play with toys then you can probably get brave and tell the guy that he needs to start slow but you do want to try it harder and faster. You're not in control so it's pretty dissimilar to a dildo but still fun.
>>767540267
Do you enjoy swallowing? What's your least favorite thing about sucking and your favorite thing. Do you prefer uncut dicks or a cut one? I'm a virgin but for about 2 years I've wanted give someone head. The idea of turn a guy on until he blows in my mouth gets me hard.
>>767548959
totally, I just think im more prepared than your average anon. I really really like the sensation
im really honestly scared of getting raped cus im like your quintessential femme twink, theres no way i could fight back x:
>>767549164
I don't really like cum as I said above but I love to swallow. Feels very submissive and as a bonus it's much less messy than the alternative.
Most favourite thing is the way that the head gets darker and darker the closer a guy gets. Least favourite is the way guys smell and it fills your nose.
Cut cocks have a nice look and you can feel that distinct ridge around the head with your tongue, also because I like older men most of them are cut.
>>767549388
Does a shower not help with the smell before sex?
>>767549488
No I'm talking about the natural smell of people even when squeaky clean. Stick your nose up to your forearm and breathe in - that smell. Women have one too it's just different and is a turn on.
>>767549870
Smelling a woman's body makes me feel dominant. Smelling a dude's body makes me feel submissive.
Either way, it's a turn on.
>>767549997
Honestly how I feel. Unless the guy is pure sweat and musk then it would be gross. I don't want some hairy ogre guy though.
>>767548092
I'm very surprised that you haven't realised every OP loves cock
>>767550112
I gave a high school soccer player head after practice. He was super hot so I did it anyway.
It's all about the specifics of the person I'm blowing.
>>767540479
traps are incredibly gay.
>>767541202
>and it doesn't "spurt" in the way you'd think
This depends on the guy, some of us are shooters.
My wife will gag if I blow it in her mouth unless she has her tongue and my cock in the right position because I shoot really hard. If it shoots right to the back of her throat, she will gag to the point of almost hurling. She says it's like putting a squirt gun in her mouth and pulling the trigger.
>>767551559
Your wife sounds like a lucky woman :)
I sucked a dick a couple of times. tasted like soap.
