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I'm muslim.Ask me anything.
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Why do you eat cows but not pigs?
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>>767540236
pigs are filthy animals
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From where are you, anon? What makes you want to remain muslim, or religious in general? Are you from one of those countries where muslims buy underage wives from their families and then proceed to rape and beat them up? If yes, why are you a part of such an awful practice?
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>>767540147
Rammadammadingdam is about to start.
How do I lower my chances of being peacefully slaughtered during your peaceful religions most peaceful of months.
Is there a phrase from your holy book I can quote that will keep me safe?
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>>767540147
If you femanon why are you still muslim?
If m, what kind of Islam (Shia, Sunni, Wahab, etc.)
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>>767540147
Do you fuck with the hiyab on? I love it.
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>>767540274
It's ironic that muslims think pigs are filthy animals.
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>>767540274
they were in the middle east around the year 2000 BC, which is when the Jews formed their laws against eating pork. they didn't know what trichinosis was, but they knew eating pigs was bad.

pigs don't have trichinosis any more.
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>>767540147
Why the fuck would you believe in this embarassing religion?
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>>767540696
german christ here.
even i think pigs and dogs are filthy animals.
where's your god now
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>>767540745
in the toilet
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>>767540702
They are to stupid to realize this. They still do the useless thing, just because their holy text says so. Even christians are smarter than this.
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>>767540147
Can i cum on your hijab?
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>>767540745
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bump
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>>767540147
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>>767540702
Nah, it's because pig flesh is similar to human flesh. Those dirty goat-men were feeding eachother people and calling it pork, so the heebs and muzzies made the rule to avoid inadvertent cannibalism.
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>>767540842
>>767540658
I'm male
>>767540609
shia
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>>767540147
derka derka mohamed is a faggot derka derka
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>>767540738
What is embarassing about islam?
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>>767540147
Why do come to the west when you hate its culture and values so much?
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>>767540929
Not progressing culturally since 1095CE
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Where's the next one gonna take place?
Antwerp?
Vienna?
Milan?
London?
Helsinki?
Basel?
Frankfurt?
Lyon?
Birmingham?
Barcelona?
Oslo?
Amsterdam?
Cardiff?
Zurich?
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>>767540274
yeah but bacon tastes good. pork chops taste good
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>>767540274
this is incorrect. Muslims prohibit pig because Islam is a religion founded by desert nomads.
they had no ability to butcher or keep pork without it spoiling, and would become ill.

This is why they eat goat. More goat is eaten throughout the world than cow OR pig...by far.

ps OP is clearly not a muslim
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you marry and have sex with children that's a pretty sick and messed up religion you have, also islam encourages fucking goats which is fucked up too. And The Quran encourages lying so you will say that what I say is not true. Your filth and no one likes your kind in Europe. We know about the Quaran teaching you to migrate and kill the non beleivers. We know you lie, and deny.
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>>767540900
what do you think of the saudis & other sunnis, working with the jews & the west, to destroy shia countries like syria & iran
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>>767540147
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>>767540147
How’s do you put up with the smell?
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>>767541059
>2018
>sticking to rules that applied to a desert tribe thousands of years ago
Why do you do this?
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>>767540274
would you have one as a pet?
perhaps even hug and kiss a mini pig?
wtf r u talking about then?!!?!?!?
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ur mom gay.
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>>767541125
i didn't say that i do
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>>767541093
that also sounds like judaism
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>>767541179
Nice try but I am not Jewish I hate the Jews and the mudslime sand niggers
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>>767541093
r u retarded
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>>767541179
I see you like saving pictures of guys sucking dick on your computer. faggot
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The Quran is a declaration of war
The Holy Bible is basis of thinking behind Most Civilisation
Which are you going to prefer?
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>>767541234
jews are the niggest tho
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>>767541168
"You" as in "the muslims".
You know, since you state that you are a muslim in the op I assume that yoj are a muslim because you said you are a muslim in the op.
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>>767540147
if all the sharia conditions are met, do you agree that the punishment for apostasy should be death ?
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>>767541272
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>>767540900
>shia
serious question. why sunni think that shia is not islam?
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jews are natural born traitors & dirty judas goats
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>>767541168
i am not op retard ass motherfucker
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>>767540147
I'mpretty sure that 90% of the anti semite bullshit on this board comes from butthurt muslims.
They took your land because they could and the us protects them. Live with it.
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>>767541313
>>767541313
>i am not op retard ass motherfucker
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>>767541439
not OP

because they believe that muhammeds ddecendents were also prophets , whereas sunni stop with muhammed
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>>767541485
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>>767540147
How does it feel to know you follow a religion that demands you murder but can't enjoy a pepperoni pizza?
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>>767541373
Fuck off noseberg go suck some more nigger cock for your greasy shekels somewhere else. Get off my /b/
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Kys you fucking retarded robot
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>>767541049
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>>767541560
still better than being a filthy jew & getting your cock sucked by a rabbi
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>>767541666
satanic trips checked
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>>767540147
Why do so many muslims emigrate from islamic countries to liberal secular nations only to keep practicing strict islam and even to advocate for the enforcement of religious law?
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>>767541651
why you ugly jew devil...i am the king of /b/ bitch
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>>767541485
I agree with your first point but that land was never muzzie to begin with.
Various tribes > then some areas Jewish and other areas Christian > then in the last 1500 years muzzies developed and started slaughtering people and claiming shit for themselves.
Dude, don't buy into the 'mid east is muslim land' bullshit. It's Christian.
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>>767541512
No

It's a split based off leadership. One group thinks the most qualified person should lead islam while the other believes it is better for muhammed's descendants to rule
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>>767541815
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>>767540702
Between 2002 and 2007, 11 trichinosis cases were reported to the CDC each year on average in the United States
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>>767541984
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>>767541723
No one here came to bash jews, they get their negative attention plenty fine. How's it feel to know your existence is to spread pain and misery wherever you go, though?
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>>767542066
negligible.
>>767541723
that's haredim, they cray.
>>767541002
trotwood ohio, obviously
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>>767542066
Don't ignore the rest of the wiki article: "..., these were mostly the result of consuming undercooked game or home-reared pigs"

Also 11 cases a year is fucking nothing compared to the number of people that eat pork
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>>767542222
>How's it feel to know your existence is to spread pain and misery wherever you go, though?
i wish i could holocost you lol
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>>767540607
in my country, whenever they are fasting, non-muzzies are not allowed to eat/drink in public. some are also not allowed to sell foods/drinks during fasting. it's a pain in the ass for us.
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>>767540147
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>>767541179
Islam stems from Judaism
>monotheism was a mistake
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Why wouldnt you sandniggers stay in your shitholes.. instead you invade working societies and convert them into shitholes..
Islam is the problem, i hate all religious fucktards but muslims are the worst by far.
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>>767542530
wow you must line in a cucked shithole
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>>767540147
As a gay battle helicopter, how fucked am i?
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>>767541321
yes
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>>767540147
show evidence of god, u stupid cunt
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>>767540147
Can you gift me some money to not live on the streets?
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>>767542663
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>>767540147
Has anyone in your family ever been a suicide bomber? Also, what is your opinion of the United States Military?
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>>767540147
there is no god
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>>767540745
Du scheiss Schwuchtel
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>>767541234
So you're a white american?
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>>767542434
Sorry bro, scots-irish, wouldn't make a difference.
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>>767543543
Cont.

Also, thanks for proving my point, sand nigger
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>>767540147
Are you ever embarrassed buy your fellow Muslims? The simple minded ones that believe in jihad and kill innocent people.
Thanks in advance sand nigger
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WHAT the hell is wrong with you people -and- What the is that you want?

You people are worse than animals and I do everything I can do to make your lifes
a living hell.
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why did you not put this on /pol
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>>767541307
Turks are cockroaches. Niggers are like ticks. Complete parasites that carry with them long term crippling disease in the form of poverty.
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>>767541512
Topkek. Definitely a good reason to wage war on each other for hundreds of years. Such low IQ sand niggers.
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>>767540274
nigga have you ever even seen a cow?
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>>767541774
I would like to know this as well. If your religion and countries are so amazing then why move to disgusting western valued infidel countries? Perhaps your shithole countries are just that. Please leave your cult religion at the border and be normal.
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>>767542530
So your in Sweden? Fucking cuck bitch
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can i paint Muhammad with bacon grease for you
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>>767542663
Lol. If someone doesn't agree with the terms of their mortgage and wish to break the contract, do you believe the penalty should be death?
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>>767544123
This, you wouldn't be leaving if it was all sunshine and fields of flowers. It's a religion of hate and you sand niggers won't be happy until the rest of the world is just as miserable as you are.
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>>767540274

actually the mud protects them from parasites and helps them regulate their body temperature

the actual reason to be disturbed by eating pig is that they're remarkably intelligent, emotionally sensitive creautures and also that their flesh is physiologically the closest to human flesh, those who have eaten human flesh claim it tastes like a strange version of pork

i eat it anyway of course, I like to use the koran to age my bacons
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>>767541774
The political state of those areas has pushed people towards a more extreme viewpoint. That and people turning towards extremism of religion because they don't feel as if they have any other identity in the society they now find themselves in.

Most of those people are just running with the crowd, and holy shit is it a bad crowd to run with but that's how society goes when things go to shit. It'll chill out eventually as more people find their place in the new culture and leave that shit behind. The same way you used to have big areas of only one culture in the States, like the Irish, the Jews and the Chinese. Eventually they'll just blend into one another.

Most muslims are really chill people and come from a different sect of the religion that's a lot more progressive, you just don't hear about them on the news.
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Have a >>767542556
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>>767541272
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>>767540147
Why do you revere a kiddie fucker?
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