s/fur
help me burn through the last of my monthly mobile data edition
did my ns just break again?
We need to lynch all indians
No joke, just slit their throats
Yes
>>767536359
Hey, Faggotry. How's it going?
>>767536397
Preannoyed
>>767536359
you living on the designated shitting street now? lmao
>>767536413
Why is that?
>>767536429
You done much with iis settings?
>>767536431
Ill rant after dinner
>>767536359
red dot or red feather?
>>767536448
All of them
>>767536445
had to fuck around wish iis a fair bit to relax the security settings on my web server, but i don't claim to be an expert by any stretch
>>767536312
mems dikordd XjRX9M
joine r chat u nigery niger
>>767536478
Essentially a user had a problem. I fixed the problem but then their worker thread would memory eventually grow to like 3gb
Now I dont support IIS and I cant really help them but do you have much of an idea with the worker thread memory limit shit?
>>767536494
go here for even more hilarious memz
https://github.com/Leurak/MEMZ
>>767536532
i've only had to configure permissions and max-runtime for the app pool
some useful sounding deets courtesy of our lord and saviour SO: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/30128481/iis-worker-process-on-windows-server-2012-memory-limit
>>767536732
I was looking at it on the train anyway.
They definitely messed with their settings.
From memory, they didnt have a private memory recycle memory limit set OR they had it set to like 5gb.
Which is probably the cause
But still. 50% of the day was on the phone, talking to shitskins which either wouldnt let me talk or just wouldnt listen
I would normally be home 30 minutes earlier but I was delayed by the shitskin and missed train(I only have like 5 mins spare)
this is the most pajeet shit i've seen in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0628oUIssFA
network security is pain
Every single day
Why every single day
Imma sleep, night all
>>767536815
I'm a cyber security major and this just hurts my brain.
>>767536813
cucked by pajeet fucking lmao
not just hanging up on the fucker is unaustralian
but honestly, what the hell are they doing that requires gigabytes of ram, for a web based app
>>767536921
Sleep well, Twitch.
>>767536932
let me in on all your HMAC secrets
need to waffle about it for an assignment
>>767536921
ni ni
>>767536956
They had an issue where one of the most intesive parts of our software was being run and not generating anything.
I fixed this issue but during that, I saw(And got the error once or twice) a memory error. Checking the server, the worker thread was at like 3gb.
Im 99% sure theyve changed something but Im going to recommend changing the max limit so it cycles the app pool and makes a new worker thread
e.g garbage collection
To sum it, seems like a unique issue with them, not our software
>>767536312
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiRLG3oHbrw/?taken-by=adi_edri9
>>767537089
>not lucario
die
>>767537053
you're writing backend software for a webserver?
the only time i've ever ran into gb's of memory in .net was when i couldn't manage memory for shit. surely 3gb is a bit out of the ordinary
>>767537036
sorry bro but I'm studying for my cisco 4 final in 8 hours.
>>767537089
Nice ass. I can appreciate a slim body, but I like my women on the larger size; thicc and voluptuous, and preferably also tall and muscular.
>>767537205
understandable
less shitposting, more study
>>767537193
I dont write the code.
I dont have any clue as to how the software works
>>767537502
you might have a bigger pajeet problem than first thought
perhaps something to bring up with the devs
>>767537619
Again, its not an issue with our software
Reading is hard
>>767537641
what else would cause it to eat ram?
come on abo, you're the support guy
>>767537719
Them fucking with their iis settings
Like I said
>>767537788
Whats the hap anyway gayboy
>>767537827
shitposting and assignment werk
wbu
>>767537890
No one cares that you're failing uni you abo
>>767537827
Quite well actually. Earlier I realized that, for the first time in 16 years I am truly happy and content with my life. 6 weeks ago I was wanting to kill myself, yet because of this medication, my confidence in it, and consistent positivity I'm an entirely different person. It's an incredible feeling, so much that I actually cried tears of joy, and I'll be sure to thank my psychiatrist at my next visit. So I've been playing a lot of Breath of the Wild since I can finally enjoy games again for the for the first time in 6 or 7 years.
How about you?
>>767537916
life consists of nothing else at this point
however boring that may be
>>767538039
Add me on twitch you gaybo and we can chat when im at work
Im mostly just annoyed at dealing with shitskins
>>767538059
Get bf1 you abo and we can play games
>>767538074
nah too poor
>>767538074
I'm pretty sure I did unless someone else sent me a friend request.
>>767538157
Ah there we go
>>767538333
good one
Are you playing as neked link
>>767538112
Im fairly sure this will fix their issue.
Essentially IIs is like "Is this worker process using more than x memory. If so, let it finish its current requests but make a new one to take over"
>>767538557
Nope. Soldier's armor mostly.
>>767538579
Havent gotten trap shit yet?
>>767538557
just so long as it doesn't lose important state information when rebooted, it'll probably be fine
but that sounds like a memory leak
>>767538654
Stop intentionally being autistic
>>767538585
Got that long ago, one of the first things I got. Also the Gerudo women are tall, muscular, and hot as fuck.
>>767538701
hurr durr reee
nah
if the app can be restarted without consequence it should be k
>>767538791
Fuck the loli queen
>>767538907
Nah, not my type. Urbosa is my mommy waifu tho.
>>767539026
ridiculously hot
>>767539051
Idk who that is
I havent played it
And I suck at names lmao
but the queen thot is a qt
Fuck kass
>>767539106
She's the champion of the amazon Gerudo women. Nintendo knows what they're doing.
>>767539222
now post the boop one
Thats qt
>>767536815
https://youtu.be/2WPCLda_erI
>>767539222
uggo
>>767539240
Don't know which one that is.
>>767539309
Fuck you faggot, she's perfect. 10/10 best mommy ever.
>>767539334
nah
best milfs have fur
>>767539334
lazy ni
>>767539389
She's the best without fur, and by far the best amazon mommy in any video game.
>>767539396
Oh yeah, that. I like that one.
>>767539478
im sitll pre annoyed
tell me more random shit
>>767539478
no fuzzy snuggles is a waifu deal breaker tbh
>>767539591
Fur is nice but humans are great too.
>>767539675
big butts are a must
>>767539607
more like this?
dash show me your butthole lmao xd
like this
>>767540100
Nah, I'd rather not, it's gross.
>>767540148
damn
do this one then
brain is ded
just wanna shitpost & sleep
>>767540403
fuck off
You did nothing all day nigger
>>767540593
neither do you lazy abo
Oh yeah. I forgot that I actually dealt with like 4 shitskins in total.
One was a women who essentially had a user delete a bunch of shit in their database
Tldr I think theyll eventually fuckup their entire db
>>767540636
Im at home for 4 hours a day, work for 9 and travel for 3. Sleep for 8
You had to study about security? OMEGALUL
>>767540727
i sleep for like 8 hrs
then shitpost for the rest
hard life
considering i can't write to save my own life, i've put in a reasonable effort
>>767540832
How many semesters left of une?
Prefunny though. in like the 6 weeks, ive gotten 4 public holidays inc next weeks
>>767540880
don't even keep track, so idk
everything got fucked after developing insomnia a few years back
that's pretty lucky
though they've been fucking with my study schedule, so for me they've having the opposite effect
only 3 weeks of study left thankfully
>>767540945
whats the plan for weeknd
>>767541017
When I unied, I only went like 2 days a week at most so I'd never reap holidays
Gp check
>>767541056
seems i just have to apply to graduate, but it doesn't really tell me when i'm eligible. i highly doubt i am though
2 days a week is nothing
shit. you took external subjects or something?
>>767541197
3 units a semester and just IT isnt 'be here' heavy
>>767541019
I dunno, might go to my mom's house then stay until mother's day, and hopefully we can go to the Renaissance Festival. I bought a really nice tailplug btw, I'm going to go full faggot and wear the plug and have the detachable tail on my pants, also kinda want to put on eyeliner since I'll fit right in kek.
>>767541255
at my uni we're forced to attend graded prac classes
often they're each on separate days, which is a bit of a bummer
lectures are recorded and posted online but i try to attend lectures in person because i have trouble focusing otherwise
>>767541291
Whens mothers day lmao
Show me when you get it
>>767541382
depended on class. Rarely had many 'have to attend'
Also I didnt watch a lecture in my 2nd half of uni ever
>>767541434
May 13. I hope it'll be here tomorrow. How about you?
>>767541434
prac classes are nice for education, but the forced attendance feels a bit unreasonable, especially when the prac work is posted online in advance and it's often really easy
i'm pretty brainlet, so i'm forced to watch/attend them help me understand the content
>>767541531
Show me dank pics when you get it
I'll be resting and playing games mostly
too tired to fap
>>767541683
Will do.
>>767541681
Im naturally gifted
I watch like 2 lectures last year and that was for management course
Post pics of your butt and I'll do your assignment for you
>>767541721
give me pics which involve qt dicks
>>767541763
I hate my dick tho, and I don't really like taking lewd pics.
>>767541797
Nah I meant porn pics
>>767541797
Sorry, I'm high and retarded. Not going to post any gfur and my folder is too big to do requests anyway, so only sfur with dicks.
>>767541731
rather neck
my butt is sacred
only the most worthy of individuals may lay eyes too it
doing the stupid assignment will help drill the content into my head
>>767541926
fine
What changed with your drug shit to make you better?
>>767541931
Stfu abo and show your boipussy
>>767541976
It's one of the best for bipolar disorder, not just depression, and my dad's gf and her daughters take it too. It's incredible how much I've changed so quickly, and I was already trying to be more positive so it's worked wonders for me.
>>767541976
maybe later
what did you make for dinner
gonna have frozen pizza again like a lazy abo
>>767542119
Just up the daily butt fugging to increase happiness
>>767542138
Mum made corned beef which im not a big fan of but it was alright
>>767542184
Nah, I'm not always in the mood, I only do it about once a week so it's a lot nicer than doing it every day.
>>767542269
same but thats mostly time + energy + privacy constraint related
>>767542184
it's the thought that counts
coming home to a cooked meal would be comfy
>>767542297
post butt nao
>>767542553
>>767542587
show boi hole
>>767542600
>>767542587
WHERE IS THE FUR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>767542636
>>767542647
on my bum hole
i dont want to sleep
>>767542776
did mummy say it's bed time already?
>>767542805
wake at 6 so sleep at 10
>>767542823
best butt
>>767542825
i don't envy you tbh
>>767542866
Yee, horses have the best asses of any animal. I love those big muscles and stronk, thicc thighs, and their pussy is great too.
>>767542866
>>767542939
good persuasion
gimmie dollar jew
>>767542924
thicc thighs are always a turn on
kinda hard to find art that captures it well
>>767543080
Nah
I'll never give you a cent
I get to wear shorts and a T to work tomorrow. Chill af
>>767543084
Ima sleep anyway
If you do want to chitchat in like 10 hours onwards, Im normally idle on twitch at workz
>>767543170
Yeah, I need to sleep too, it's 8AM here. Night, Faggotry.
cya abo
>>767543198
cya qt
>>767543132
>I get
lmao dress codes
>>767543170
night fag
>>767543198
night dashie
this is the part where it gets really quiet, and i begin my solitary shitposts
And the part where I start archiving the current thread, just for fun.
>>767543569
strange idea of fun
Correction, the buttplug I funded for him to purchase because of a challenge I gave him some nights ago, is ergo I sorta bought it for him? Ye
>>767544130
yep
>>767544209
Sup? Just woke up because classes.
>>767543613
That's actually right. Even /b/ gets archived from multiple sources these days.
>>767544270
Yep, I used to archive shit back then, the "detour" sites come quite handy.
>>767544243
finished uni stuffs for the night
chilling & shitposting for now
>>767544270
i've visited a couple on occasion
i try not to feed my porn hoarding addiction too much though
>>767544130
$30 for 30 hours and it was $67 after shipping, but yes. It looks really floofy and high quality, but I'll see in a couple days.
http://www.thespankacademy.com/long-tails/20-22-black-fox-tail-butt-plug-withwithout-detachablenon-detachable-stainless-steelsilicone-butt-plug-choice-of-3-sizes
>>767544360
Nice
>>767544508
$67?! Fuckin hell. Least you got the good one.
>>767544508
can only imagine the horror of removing it, to find you had one knocking at the back door
oof
>>767544616
something indescribably alluring about ghost pupper
>>767544616
It was actually $66, $58+$8 shipping for the large stainless steel with clasp, so still pretty expensive, but I don't mind. I always prefer to spend the money and get higher quality than cheap out because it's nicer, lasts longer, and in this case is way more floofy which is definitely better.
>>767544682
Nah, I'm a clean boi, and it helps that I'm practically anorexic and don't eat anything.
>>767544508
It's weird how they emphasize those are 100% real fur or definitely synthetic material (I've seen customers on Amazon ending up with the former while purchasing a cheap version of the latter) depending on which site you're ordering them from.
>>767544881
i don't doubt it
but i'm curious as to how you'd feel a bowel movement with that thing up your clacker lmao
>>767544812
Yee
https://youtu.be/fs-j6qBJ1ns?t=3m20s
>>767544834
Yeah, that's true. Beats a cheapo plastic tail.
>>767545029
perhaps it's a bit of a dom fetish
wouldn't mind a ghost pupper waifu tbh
she can seduce and scare the nuts off me all night long
>>767544891
I actually prefer real over synthetic just because it looks and feels more natural, and they're kinda right about real fur being biodegradable. And it's just all around better so it makes sense. It's cheap and easy to put on a random silicone butt plug, a fake tail with hardly any floof, and not removable either, so it's definitely worth it in my opinion.
>>767545029
This.
>>767545210
Same
captchas are brutal tonight
Gtg, I'' drop by in a bit. classes.
>>767545564
cya
>>767544989
After the insertion and outgassing of the little amount of air you shoved into your rectum, you don't feel much aside from the pressure, even with the bulgier ones.
If you REALLY have to go, you'll notice early – it's not painful, but a distinct unpleasant feeling.
>>767545725
i'll bare that in mind for when i inevitably go full degen
cheers anon
>>767545652
Ok, I'm bacc
>>767545725
Interestang
>>767545878
i want classes more like yours lmao
that was quick
>>767546015
Yes, we're fast af boi. Just came in class tho, was in the car when I posted that.
>>767544363
fucking lord.
not even a chiropractic wizard god can fix that.
>>767546243
That's called being flexible, dood.
>>767546193
you must live pretty close to campus
>>767546307
Nah, it's only an 8 min drive minimum, takes me like half an hour to get there.
>>767546393
ah
yeah, guess that's pretty inconvenient
sitting in traffic is mind numbing
could potentially ride to campus and use it as an opportunity for exercise
i live a 50+ min drive from campus, but it's all cruisy highway driving
>>767546542
Eh, there's barely any obstructive traffic om the way. It's a mixed bag off a few rights and turns.
bump for saves
>>767546619
that's not too bad then
opportunity for some spirited driving
good fun
finding parking is always the worst
>>767547089
Not here, it's fairly open here considering not many come in the mornings. That and I don't drive, I get dropped off because no car, oof.
>>767547380
the only time it's not busy on my campus is before 9 & after 3
pretty rough getting in during the middle of the day
we get forced to buy parking permits because if you don't you're relegated to parking in a dust-bowl lot which is always full, and patrolled by parking officers
do you end up having to stay the full day as a result? i remember doing that before getting my licence. that wasn't particularly fun tbh
>>767547676
Up intil 4pm, sometimes earlier if my mother gets out from work sooner than expected. I get to chill, buy a drink and watch videos or look at furry LAY-DEES
>>767547898
sounds pretty comfy
me & my friend i had at the time would troll yahoo answers and shit between classes
was fun
i had to be there by 8, and picked up as late as 6 to work around my mothers schedule
that bit was a little tiring
>>767548265
Rip, least that's over with.
>>767548535
yeah, that only really ended after my parents split and i had my life turned upside down by insomnia, so it's a little bitter sweet
but driving home to chill after class is nice
i should honestly look into doing more things while i'm in town for uni, but i'm too broke and dunno what there is even to do
>>767548964
Might as well enjoy the sights of the land or something, since it's costs nothing.
>>767549112
i'd love to just cruise around, but fuel is becoming ever more expensive unfortunately
once i get out of uni and into work, i'd love to go for a few /nightdrive/s. it's really nice out my way during the night, with such little light pollution. and it's really comfy cruising around at night.
>>767549334
Rip, yeah. Nightly driving is cozy and calming, very therapeutic too.
>>767549624
not something i get the opportunity to do often, but i agree. great way to get away from it all. something i kinda look forward to.
what classes do you have on today?
>>767550095
CPMT, Microprocessors and Intro to computers.
>>767550740
nice
you doing EE or something
i've love to get into low-level stuff like that, but i'm probs too much of a brainlet
>>767550904
Nah, just getting a mix of what I can for the moment. Might take into Home Ec or some shit next year, then get back to computer shit. It's pretty easy tbqh, just gotta make notes of the important shit and take pics if they let you.
It's almost 11AM, why the fuck am I still awake? I'm not even that tired.
>>767551592
You're a vampire, Harry.
I dunno, might as well try to sleep, your body is like that when you're doing something.
>>767551479
ah that sounds pretty decent
i'm doing an it major, with some random filler subjects
trying to take it easy
>>767551592
you can eat lunch like a regular human lmao
>>767551748
I don't really want to honestly. I don't think I'd be able to fall asleep anyway, I'd rather keep watching videos for a while and play more BotW. I'll try to sleep around noon though I guess.
>>767551856
I already ate breakfast a little while ago, or I guess what would be my dinner technically.
>>767551856
Yeah
>>767551899
That could work, maybe around 3-4pmish? How far have you gotten in BoTW?
torn between fap, or movie
got some time to kill before sleep
>>767552340
Fap during movie
>>767552314
That's probably too late honestly, I'll be up at midnight or later. I've beaten 3 of 4 dungeons, and I think 15 of 30 hearts, so a little over halfway.
>>767552372
oh man
that's a challenge
>>767552340
Watch Pirates
>>767552417
Mid day? Ah, pretty nice. If only it wasn't a Switch exclusive, I might get it. Been wanting a game to burn time in, a lengthy one too.
>>767552517
Watch a porno movie then, a good one starring your favorite pornstar.
>>767552526
that'd make for a strange fap
arrr imma plunder that booty
>>767552602
bit too degen for normie porn nowadays
rip
>>767552744
Gay pirate porn then?
>>767536312
>help me burn through the last of my monthly mobile data edition
> monthly mobile data
Bro it's 2018. Come on.
>>767552687
You're probably thinking of wrong Pirates.
>>767537788
Can we get a source
>>767552811
Not everyone can afford unlimited data m8
>>767552811
pay per minute was last century
what other payment method is there now?
unlimited mobile data basically doesn't exist
>>767552826
very likely. dunno what you're referencing
>>767552976
The movie is LITERALLY named "Pirates". Not Pirates!, not Pirates of the Caribbean or any of that crap.
Pirates is a Pirates of the Caribbean spoof that stars Sasha Grey in it.
>>767553206
bit too vanilla
