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Have you ever been caught?
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>>767535956
Yeah I got caught doing 186km/h in a 50 zone. Lost my license for 2 years.
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>>767535956
yes all the time by my mom
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>>767536043

Don't derail this thread, asswipe.
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what is your gear?
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>>767535956
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd, lay-ee odle-ay-ee odle-ay-ee-hoo.
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>>767536300
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My neighbor saw me dressed as a girl, i tried to hide but she seen me through the window from her house. She knocked on my door, i ignored it but she kept knocking for about an hour - eventually after i was in my normal clothes i acted like i'd just woken up and answered, she pushed me into the house and forced me to change back into girl clothes before my parents got home and pegged me.

She does it weekly now.
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>>767536462
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Makes me feel more human knowing other fkers are weird
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>>767535956
got caught in a sauna. made some sneaky photos of nude chicks. but the moment i got caught i wasnt sneaky as the times before.
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>>767537699
what happened then?
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>>767537699
You're definitely from Finland. When I visited some female friends in Finland we went to the sauna and I managed to creep film one of them a lil bit. Sorr for being off topic.
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>>767535956
Got caught ones, but payed.
>be 19
>out for a walk, gay smile on my face
>walk past house with open window
>curious af
>peak inside
>hot teen undressing
>she notice me, smirk on her face
>askes me to come in, tell me not to worry
>askes if i like her body
>"why you think i looked?"
>sex
>leave
>tell bro
>"dude she's an exhibitionismism"
>lol wut
>fuck her a few more times
>no sex since, lonely, jerk of to memories
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>>767536462
kys faggot
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I've been caught filming up a high schoolers skirt during a volleyball game
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>>767535956
Got caught filming my sister in the shower one time
Never said anything
Wanna fuck her so badly but i dont know how
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>>767538431
if she didnt snitch on you then she's probably curious..

you two live together rn?
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>>767538612
Ye

I think ehe didnt snitch but i really dont know
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>>767536462
>Up next on things that never happened:The Holocaust
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Ronald?
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>>767538693
she didnt snitch, or you would know (unless she didnt know it was you exactly)

did you get anything good in your attempt? (anything you can share?)
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Always wonder if she caught me on this one. Seems like she looks right into the camera. Never said anything though.
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>>767538774
Got plenty but cant share
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>>767536043

62 km/h in a 50 zone. Got 20 euro fine and 2 demerit points...
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>>767538841
wanna kik? No trades if you dont want

i wanna help with your sis tho
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>>767538955
Your Name?

Gonna write you later cause i dont really habe time now
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>>767539015

> is on /b/
> doesn't really have time right now

Seems legit
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>>767539054
Going to meet a friend soon

Thats why
Faggot
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>>767539015
My()Premium()SnapFolder

remove both sets of "()"

write me tho, we'll game your sis
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Nope
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>>767539123

> is on /b/
> claims to have friend

Seems legit
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>>767539159
Going to download kik later

Writing you then
Thanks
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>>767539183
Well thats a really good point
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>Was caught window peeping...
>didnt know I was caught
>lights went out
>couldnt see shit so left
>come back next night hoping to see more
>She was in living room with house mate
>Can hear them talking
>"You actually got one?"
>"Yeah dude, I aint risking it!"
>"Can you show me?"
>"Sure"
>She pulls out a small black remote?
>Turns it on
>It's a tazer
>Shit looks mean
>"So if that fucker from last night comes back I will run out and get him"
>Didnt even think it was in reference to me
>Leave as nothing seems to be going down tonight
>Come back next night
>Shes alone but on phone
>Can hear her saying her address
>Think to myself shes just getting delivery or some shit...

Will continue.
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>>767539247

>Figure I should book it because delivery driver might catch me, plus if shes eating, she aint getting naked or playing anytime soon so why bother
>as I'm leaving I casually go same way as usual
>gate squeaks really loud.
>It all comes together in my head as I'm walking off the property...
>Before I could even think about what to do hear another gate across the road squeak open
>Fat land whale bitch comes marching through the gate
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
>"WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM?!"
>ohshit.jpg
>ignore her and start walking off at normal phase.
>figure shes fat, i can outwalk screaming bitch
>because land whale was screaming... houses up the street started to stir and a few neighbours came out to check what the commotion was about
>Landwhale screeches "YOU BETTER RUN BOY!"
>simply reply "okay"
>booking full speed
>honestly never have run at speed that fast in my life
>Can hear neighbours calling out and thumping of feet coming after me
>never been a runner in my life
>become The Flash

More to come
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>>767538612
Prob didn’t snitch because she’s disgusted her brother filmed her
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>>767539275

>Left turn down next street
>Another left at intersection
>Notice I'm out of view
>Jump in near by house garden and hide in shadows holding breath trying not to make a peek
>Some dude runs past at full speed after me not knowing I was hidden
>2 cars also go past at speed
>I stay in that garden for 2 hours not daring to leave
>heard sirens multiple times
>didn't dare move
>crawl out from hiding after I feel coast is clear
>only problem... in my mad dash run, I instinctively ran away from home in trying to lead them away from safety.
>had to go past that street in order to get home...
>thought for sure I would get caught
>as I crept up to that street, I peered down the road and saw people still out on the sidewalk/footpath
>lit up like it was day via house lights/car lights
>thankfully didnt look like they were looking around...
>Walked fast across the road from the street and booked it home.
>happily home but heart still racing since the start...
>wouldnt settle down for a few more hours...
>thought I was having a heart attack or some shit
>didnt sleep that night
>still get a rush thinking about it.
>never went back to that house but went to another nearby it
>for a few months after there was nightly police patrols of the area
>saw them a few times when I was window shopping other houses
>moved away 5 months later
>nothing to see in new area...
>miss it dearly.
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I’ve been caught a few times by the same person yet she hasn’t said anything to me. She took my cam last time and I’ve never been able to find it. But like I said she’s never brought it up but will say things sometimes aboutnhaving privacy in the bathroom and I’m pretty sure she’s talking about me.
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>>767535956
Yes.
Am now registered child sex offender, but I get off the list in a month or 2.

It's not worth it anons
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>>767540033
Story?
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>>767539206
Congratulations...
You have just taken your first step towards your new life in prison.

Ignore that guy, don't contact him, and do not even download KIK unless you are a teenage girl
If you choose to ignore my advice, at least remember what I've said so you can imagine me laughing at you when you're sitting in the courtroom
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wanna see creep pics of my sister in law?
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>>767540164
ye
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>>767540229
she might look like an underfed 15yo, but she is 23 actually.
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>>767540379
Go on......
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>>767538830
i think she would have tried to cover if she saw the cam. I have had several girls look straight at it not thinking it was a cam.
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>>767540379
Moar, man
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>>767540674
man honestly, she's the only reason i regret getting a divource.
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>>767540718
I have some others of her where she does the same thing and looks closer and stares for a bit. Never covers it up or says anything though!
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>>767540722
Did your wife divorce you because she kept catching you perving at her sister?
Also any of the ex wife? Just so we can see which sister is hotter
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>>767540379
Gross
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>>767540820
she caught me once, or rather found some fucking leftover pics on my pc by accident (damned videoconverter put some old pics in "pictures" folder). But i lied myself out of this.
We split cause i didnt want to fuck around anymore.

Wife is like completely different from sister, i have something.
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>>767540722
keep going. A legal loli is a dream come true.
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>>767541077
Is that the ex-wife? She has nice tits, why did you fuck around in her?
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>>767538952
>2 demerit points

Dafuq?
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>>767539287
>Jump in near by house garden and hide in shadows holding breath trying not to make a peek
>Some dude runs past at full speed after me not knowing I was hidden
>2 cars also go past at speed
I always imagine doing shit like this. But dismiss it as dumb movie shit that wouldn't work irl
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>>767541181
yeah, she has nice tits, and nice ass. i kinda miss the fucking, even though most of it was boring.

well maybe you have noticed from me spying on my sister in law, i am not a very good person. but i felt something for my wife, and didnt want to hurt her anymore.

>>767541098
fuck man, i know. i kept trying getting her drunk, but ffs she weighs 40kgs and always drank more than me. and i CAN keep my liqour.
(not creep pic of sisinlaw)
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>>767541344
What's the best SiL pic you got? Any pussy? Any full body?
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>>767541758
nothing perfect, but ill post some of the better ones. the bathroom camera was a cheap one, and the bathroom gets mighty steamy so quality is not good. it looks much better on the video, but tbh im not quite comfortable posting it, sorry.
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>>767541930
would you share privately? It's so hot.
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>>767541339
Oh it happens. I've been in a similar situation as a teen and I hid behind a trash can a foot away from the guy chasing me and he stopped and looked around like in the movies, then walked back the direction he came. It was intense
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>>767541758
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>>767535956
Ye, drunk at 15, ran from the cops as soon as I saw them like the dumb kid I was.
They chased me down.
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>>767542033
fuck now we're talking anon :)
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low quality, but fucking hell, the way she bends over.

its crazy, she's virgin and she bends over better than my wife. ex wife.
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>>767542288
Nice anon, thank you.

How did you hide the camera?
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>>767542288
Jesus Christ
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Yes, but let's talk equipment. What are you all using to get these shots?
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>>767542326
it was a "spy camera" on a little tape, so just under some basket (small basket on a washing machine, with little holes in it).
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>>767538011
>finland
sorry for your loss
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What's the best hidden camera you use?
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>>767542425
https://www.cool-mania.com/spy/spy-cameras/gsm-sim-pinhole-spy-camera-remote-listening something like this.
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>>767540722
go on
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>>767542485
and i regret not getting anything better before they moved out .
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>>767542288
how do you know she was a virgin?
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>>767542485
>>767542447
that's cool. I was thinking a GoPro inside a shampoo bottle or something since that's all i have at the moment lol
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>>767541339
As a dude that's egged houses, smashed letter boxes and stolen number plates, I can vouch that it works
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>>767542554
oh if you would know her personally you would know. she is the most awkward person in the world, and also shy as fuck, and kind of a bitch

she started talking to me after 3 years of living together.

i always loved making all the sexual jokes and innuendos towards her and threesome with her sister. just seeing her blushing gave me a fucking boner.
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>>767542629
wtf do you do with numberplates
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>>767542670
oh you could make jokes like that? but you never made a move on her?

She's adorable. I want her.
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>>767542033
She's like an alien. Non sexy alien.
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WHERE DO I GET A SPYCAM
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>>767542033
did you set up a camera in auschwitz? oh, you are awful...
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>>767542912
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1080-HD-Screw-Video-Audio-Micro-Nanny-Pinhole-Spy-Camera-DVR-Recorder-Candid-AU/273081518099
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Hidden cam on mother in law in bathroom/showering several times. Most recently as pulling up her pants she stared directly into camera lens for a good 8 seconds before leaving bathroom. She hasn’t said anything. My real mother in town this weekend staying overnight. Should I try to get her when she showers?
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>>767542759
i say shit like that all the time, most of people think im just joking. so its no biggie. and yeah, no moves . i dont think she was interested at all.

you kinda feel vibe or not, there was nothing from her, completely asexual. even when we were watching a movie toghether and she was leaning on me it was completely asexual. sadly

>>767542779
and yeah, she kinda does look like that, but tbh her face is fucking cute. and she gained couple kgs living with us.
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and i gotta walk the dog, so cu guys.

Thanks for watching my sis in law.
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>>767543041
LOL show us the vid anon

>>767543075
thank you for the contrib
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>>767542693
Gave it to a friend as a trophy
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>>767542991
thx
it says 1080 HD but i dont trust chinks
any anon with experiences on spycams?
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>>767543218
sure, where is a sample from this cam:

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/4K-Hidden-Camera-Spy-Cam-DIY-Full-HD-1080P-WIFI-Security-Camera-Motion-Detector/253003369390?
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>>767543305
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>>767543305
Got more?
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>>767543320
fucking beautiful! oh my god

where did you put this camera?
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i got my sis in law with my laptop just left in the bathroom she decided to get naked in front of it
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>>767543320
>>767543346
build it into this shavingcream can
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>>767543375
Post it
Pls
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>>767543396
Post the video
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>>767543396
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>>767543305
how do you set this up? looks like a little motherboard to me
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>>767543396
niceee

I'm looking for something i can easily put in my step-mom's shower then retrieve the next day. any ideas?
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>>767543422
its the cam i linked plus a powerbank
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>>767543438
oh ok so you just connect the thing with a usb cable to a powerbank any you are good to go? can you controll it with a app or how you make shots?
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>>767543429
>step-mom
nigger just ask her if she cuddles with you
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>>767543429
the cams i linked support up to 128gb microsd, i use them with 32gb, that equals 5+ hour of recording with a 3000mAh powerbank. so a 128gb would give you 20 or more hours i guess. 5 hours doesnt drain a 3000mAh powerbank, so i am not sure how much power you would need. It also needs to fit the can of cause.
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>>767543493
it boots in 10 seconds, after boot i just press the record button and let it do its thing for the next several hours (it records continuously in 5 minute parts).
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>>767543511
lmao not a chance shes a strict cunt

>>767543557
yeh but like what do you think i could hide it in so she wouldn't know?
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>>767543627
>shes a strict cunt
feelz bad man
what is it like to have a step mum
do you get horny by her?
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>>767543396
Is there any tutorial to do this? Or you make it by yourself?
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>>767543627
if you shower at her place you can do the shavingcream can, if not you would have to post pics of her bathroom... but if it is her bathroom and you cant just say you forgot something in there it is going to be harder, cause she will know if there is something new in there.
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>>767543601
what does it have wifi for then
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>>767543409
Genius
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>>767543692
oh yes all the time. especially when she breast feeds my newborn brother.
i've walked in on her naked once and always fantasied about doing things with her in bed
>>767543706
hmm i won't be there for another twoish weeks so can't really get a picture of the bathroom until then. i guess i'll just work something out when i'm there next :/
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>>767543696
i did it myself. press the button till it is empty, then slowly drill a hole in the bottom, more contents will spill out, dont be alarmed. then cut off the top just below the plastic cap. clean the can and remove some of the parts from the cap to make room for the lens. Glue it in there. put the cap back on with ordinary household tape everytime you need to use the cam. Hide the tape by smearing with shaving cream from another can. enjoy
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>>767543743
you can use it with wifi if you want, i havnt tested that part, i only use it as a normal on//off cam
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>>767543743
power
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>>767543758
thanks

>>767543784
feel free to kik me by then if you want pointers: TheGodLikeCreature
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>>767543798
what if they try to use it? has anyone here been confronted about their hidden cams?

>>767543850
new phone, redownloading kik now and will add you shortly.
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http://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/man-accused-of-recording-woman-in-riverview-publix-bathroom/995019887

I went to high school with this guy
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how about some more sample pics of that sweet pussy and tits
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>>767535956
Got caught modding on gta online. Banned for a month with a character reset.
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>>767544061
kek what a smart guy

tbh that's something i'd do if i owned a nightclub or something
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>>767543987
>what if they try to use it? has anyone here been confronted about their hidden cams?
then nothing comes out, and worst case they throw it in the trash so you dont get the rest of their shower on video... they wont see the lens.
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>>767543987
Don't use these do-it-yourself ones. You can buy ones that actually work as the things they look like including shaving cream.
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>>767544279
i've used the DIY ones before and they aren't bad. I'm fairly literate in electronics too. got a link i can check out though for the legit looking ones?

I get paid jack shit too so need something affordable, max $30 AUD
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i need a spycam for convention to make upskirt vids bros
what cam could i use and where do i put it in?
like these
http://asianbeautytube.com/upskirt/?viewkey=hU1HcfrcDF5
https://de.xhamster.com/videos/debajo-de-la-falda-de-primera-68-5856083
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>>767536300
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>767538011
Suksivittuun.
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I got arrested for window peeping AMA
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>>767544512
convention? if you have a stall, put it through some fake carpet at the front of it, facing up.

Or try to put it at the end of your shoes or something, then slide your feet between legs and capture it.
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>>767544638
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_convention
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>>767544730
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime_convention
ah, i would go with the DIY shoe camera then. disguise it as some anime costume
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>>767544638
>in your shoes
this is what i first tought
but where do i put the battery
its fucking huge
and i want to have high quality pics, not pics looking like from 2005 so if i for example buy this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI1j8wOBWQw
how does it fit in my shoes
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>>767535956
>Have you ever been caught?
Yes. To: stealing, peeping, fucking relatives, fucking cheating wives, fucking friend's daughters (and one femboy), fucking in public, setting up a prank, copping a feel, cheating while gambling, and dealing drugs.
I'm boring now. To catch me in anything is to catch me fapping to something you don't agree with. I'm a good guy now.
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I like to go to the local topless beach and take photos of women. I want to get caught. I want them to know some one now has a naked photo of them. I want them to think about the fact their are now nude photos of them on the internet. Pic related.
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>>767544808
guess i am also ordering a megamen costume then
kek
he has big shoes
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>>767543305
>>767543340
>>767543346
>>767543407
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I need to setup a spy cam in my girlfriend’s bathroom
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>>767544865
lets see some
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>>767538830
thats a fucking good shot dude, it almost looks fake
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>>767544855
GG

>>767544885
KEK
you should. that would be best

>>767544835
okay so for the battery, it's quite simple. you will have to snip and extend the wires (both black and red ones). Solder at least another 1.5m on each side, then you can have the battery in your pocket (wire up your pants leg). that way it'll be easy to hold on to and change around if you need.
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>>767545050
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>>767543409
Not me getting busted, but I found where my father had recorded my mother taking a shower with a GoPro. They'd been divorced for a year or two, so it felt pretty sad and desperate. From what I can piece together they happened to stay overnight at a mutual friend's house and barely spoke to each other. He'd lent me the camera and forgot to delete that off the card like a fucking moron. If anyone but me would've found that video it would've been a life-altering disaster. Stresses me out to think about how careless and close he was to royally fucking himself over. My sister would've disowned him. I didn't really care, though. I jerked off to it once for the novelty and deleted it to cover his tracks.
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you gotta upload a video of her front side. or just upload the entire clip
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>>767545215
didn't meant to reply to that post
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Yes.
>full trap mode.
>be really good about covering in baggy clothes or changing later.
>Sometimes it's just nice to hang around my house in trap mode, alone and comfy.
>neighbor is a loud dude, fights with his wife, pretty cool, always offers beers and burgers when he grills to me and housemates.
>one day alone, full on dressed.
>go to kitchen, think no big deal.
>neighbor is just outside my window, dealing with his trashcan.
>looks right at me.
>I know he sees me.
>run upstairs, hide in my room, watch anime and eat my snacks.
>think nothing of it.
>months go by, end up moving.
>get a message on fetlife.
>"hey, I think you used to be my neighbor, on anon street. You're pretty cute all dressed up. Wanna fuck?"
>chat a bit, ask him to keep it a secret, always put off boning him though.
>wasn't against it, just not overly into him.
>move states.
>regret.

I still message him nudes though. Thinking about stopping by his place when I visit my sister.
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>>767545186
beautiful :)

there's a nude beach like 1hr from me. tempting lol

got more?
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>>767545186
maybe a vola?
maybe kind sir???
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just purchased a remote camera. will arrive around the 17th. can't wait :)
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>>767545224
who are you talking to anon?
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>>767545040
how old is she? kik me: TheGodLikeCreature if you want pointers...
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the dude that had the sample from that camera in the can
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>>767545406
>>767545322
>>767545186
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>>767545636
she is also very beautiful, thank you anon.

have you ever been confronted and taken to the police about taking these photos? lol
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the dude with the spycam in the can. that chick is off the charts
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>>767545215
Good job now he knows youve seen it too.
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>>767545636
fuck that shit is hot, post it all anon!!
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>>767545026
please post the full clip or at least her full frontal
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>>767545063
I promise you its 100% real!
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>>767545688
Sunglass, hat, nondescript tourist clothing. Be confident, make it look like you are photographing everything.

99% of the time they don't react or don't know how to. Most people are too shy to make a scene if they aren't 100% sure you are perving on them.
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>>767541264
It means he got his arsehole stretched 2 whole inches by a judicially appointed Sub-Saharan Muslim.
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>>767535956
only once by two guys when I was jerking off in the woods
it was wintertime so I couldn't really say I was peeing
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>>767545728
Please use the reply function
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>>767536300
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>>767545728
Is this your first day here?
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>>767545798
haha good one. Do you use a professional camera or just a phone or something?
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>>767543409
better put some packing foam so it doesnt rattle if shaken
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>>767545842
my bad just being a fucktard... i actually forgot to click reply.
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>>767545504
She is 21 and I don’t have kik, sorry
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>>767545921
not a bad idea, will do that!
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>>767545984
install it dude
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>>767545757
He doesn't. He lent me the camera for a while and never asked for it back. When I asked him about it he said I could just have it. He has no fucking idea that he almost destroyed his life. Idiot.
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>>767545877
A variety, sometimes phone, sometimes a camera. Smaller and more tourist looking the better.
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>>767545796
yeah I believe you...
Just wanted to say that its great to see her full body
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>>767536806
Yeah I second this, to be honest.
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>>767546039
ohh my godd she is gorgeous too! any more?
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>>767535956
yeah former teacher in Asian. Got snapped with naked pics of the 5 year olds I was teaching. Never touched nobody.
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>>767545688
some even smile / smirk when they realize some one is photographing them, lots like the attention.
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>>767543041
Same here with mother in law.
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>>767546252
Others just aren't 100% sure they are being photographed, so they don't do anything
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>>767537830
im guessing an orgy?
ive seen enough porn to know how that turns out
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>>767546296
some will make sure they look good / have a good pose just in case
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>>767539247
>>767539275
>>767539287
Cool
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>>767545293
>>767545293
>>767545293
>>767545293
>>767545293
actually pretty keen on seeing you dressed up
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This girl was pretty sure i was photographing her
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>>767543396
r u Danish?
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>>767546457
Tells her friend about it to look discretely
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>>767539287
>>767539275
>>767539247
you're a sad, dumbass loser.
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>>767546480
Keeps looking my way and then........
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>>767546512
.... and then she does this, all while suspecting I am photographing her
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>>767544865
how do they react
how do you react
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>>767545026
is that your wife?
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>>767546543
Still keeps looking to see if I am photographing her as she leaves
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>>767546543
fuck anon, that's sexy as hell.
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>>767546543
hot
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>>767546543
did you get a nipple slip on some of those shots?
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>>767544865
>
how far away are you? are you using telescopic lense from far away? what if they try to take you camera and break it
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>>767546543
that. is. fucking. beautiful.

like.. anon, are you a professional photographer already by chance? fucking hell those are amazing. you probably could've asked her if she wanted to go do a photoshoot with you
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>>767546039
what do they do when they catch you?
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>>767546663
Almost, the bra padding did a good job covering her nipple. I did get some camel toe.
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>>767545026

>>767546466
no but the can was bought on a vacation there, i liked the bright colors - they are good for diverting the eyes ;)

>>767545791
i am not showing face, she doesnt turn around more than that

>>767546557
no just a friend who used our shower on a vacation (hotelroom) - we had extended our room because of a late flight.
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>>767546890
is this german? where is your nudist beach?
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>>767546949
just google nudist beaches in your area
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>>767546771
Just standard zoom. Never had any one accuse me of anything.

>>767546852
Not a pro, hobbyist.

>>767546882
Nothing. Act normal. I have had three times women ask me if I am photographing them. I just said "No" and moved along.

If you react like you did something wrong, e.g. freak out / apologize / panic etc, then you are only confirming their suspicions. Be confident, make them seem like they are just being crazy paranoid. Attitude means everything.
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>>767546890
wo genau in österreich ist das?
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>>767546543
are you a young handsome fit guy? maybe that explains their enjoyment

if you are fat and old, im not sure why they are posing for you other than they are whores who love attention
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>>767546890
got damn. more of her cameltoe
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>>767546949
I have a beach near me in Spain, as well as a few parks I go to. I vacation all over Europe and do the same, that was from Germany if I remember correctly. Might have been Amsterdam.
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>>767546066
Thanks! Do you know her?
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>>767547027
>Not a pro, hobbyist.
you're amazing at what you do, keep it up!

anyway it's 11:30pm where I live and I have work all of tomorrow, goodnight anons.
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>>767547128
unfortunately not...
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>>767547022
do you have to go there nude yourself and are there also families?
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>>767546891
soooo fucking fine!!! you got more?
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>>767547094

>>767547051
I believe I am attractive, not 50 year old bald creeper type. Random guy in his 30s.

Women go to the beach in skimpy outfits because they want attention. They don't dress up like that to be ignored. They only react negatively if they don't like who is giving them the attention.
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>>767547232
what camera are you using?
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Voy disc0rd for OC?
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>>767547176
Yeah, that is unfortunate.
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>>767547385
rather start up a Vola
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>>767547318
I have used a lot of different ones. I believe that is a Canon Powershot sx710
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>>767547385
Ditto
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>>767547510
how long does it take to learn those type of quality cameras? the complexity of those DSLRS intimidates me but man the photo quality of your pics is amazing
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>>767536043
That's pretty impressive
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>>767547626
I shoot everything on auto :D

Honestly, I get about 10 bad photos for everyone that turns out good. Take lots of photos instead of trying to take 1 good one. Keep the winners and rid the others
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>>767546891
Who the fuck showers like that? With their hair neatly done, only wetting their tits and wearing a fucking watch??

>fake and gay
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>>767547798
your film budget must be crazy
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>>767547872
also no shower curtain
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>>767539287
fucking slow ass retard
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>>767547896
Ridiculous. The shit we put up with.
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>>767547878
Only occasionally use film, not anymore recently
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>>767547896
What're you, fucking stupid? It's clearly glass. Watch the fucking video.
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well i almost got busted jacking it to my sister in laws panties once.
>sister in law comes to live with us for a while
> I think she has gone to work and i notice her laundry basket outside
>notice her panties there and i fight with myself >end up taking them and proceed to jack off smelling them and watching porn.
>she walks in without knocking and sorta smirks at me a bit tell her I was just getting changed and hide her panties as the door swings open
>she leaves and i finish my fap thiknig about what just happened
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>>767548039
What're you, a fucking nigger? Do you shower with a watch on? You fucking cunt.
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>>767542670
I FUCKING LOVE skinny bitches like this. They make me DIAMONDS
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madd times, they dont seem to care tbh
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>>767547232
any more deliciuos beach wins? blondes?
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>>767548084
usually they do nothing for me, but her being my sort of relative IT JUST WERKS. and also cute face.
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>>767545215
That's sad
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Here maybe, but she didn't say anything.
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>>767548301
this one was fun
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1m picture of skinny sis in law. and dont mind the timestamp, couldnt be bothered to change it . taken around year ago.
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>>767548078
Good reply you dimwit. Don't be mad cause I called you out queerbait.
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>>767548701
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>>767535956
got caught while creeping. pic related
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>>767548784
lol a white bathing suit? do these hoes know white become see through when wet?
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>>767548883
maybe you shouldnt creep on danny trejos sister
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>>767546252
I have a friend that even want guys to take pics, she finds it arousing.
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>>767548902
They know. Women go to the beach in skimpy clothing because they want attention, they dont want to ignored. They sometimes feel pressure from society to get mad when they receive attention from people they don't like, e.g. creepy ugly old guys

They fucking know.
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>>767548784
That's Jessica Simpson
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>>767549445
god dammit we got lied to by >>767548784
anon. why are OPs such faggots
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>>767538431
You start by putting your penis in her vagina.
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>>767549726
Nice butthole
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>>767536462
i want to beleive
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>>767549726
holy shit got any moar anon?
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>>767549791
DAAAMN! Moar?
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>>767536462
>but she kept knocking for about an hour

The very definition of TNAS ( Top Notch Autistic Sperglordry)
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i got caught once copy kicked my door in siezed 12 weed plants of various strains
pic related is a nug of my fruit punch
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>>767550056
sorry forgot to add pic
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>>767549791
MORE?
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>>767547232
>https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1080-HD-Screw-Video-Audio-Micro-Nanny-Pinhole-Spy-Camera-DVR-Recorder-Candid-AU/273081518099
somebody ps x ray this
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