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ITT: SECRETS
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>>767535427
you're quick off the mark today
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>>767535390

my mothers car finger father back.
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i keep having intrusive thoughts of the people that got killed by a truck i try to forget but i just cant the smell of burning hair and the heat of the fire is just too vivid
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>>767535778
Go see a shrink anon
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>>767535778
You just gotta work through that shit mate. It's everyday life, people can go at a moment's notice and in nasty ass ways.
Use this experience to grow and develop as a person. It sounds as though there was nothing you could do to save anyone. Just appreciate your own life that little bit more.
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waiting for showers man....
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>>767535953
is he in the new avengers movie or something?
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My fiance of eight years just found out I was cheating on her. I feel so stupid man.
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>>767536020
>engaged for eight years
clearly you weren't wanting to be with her regardless
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I'm deeply in love with my step-daughter. I spy on her when I can and try to find ways for her to experience me sexually (and vice versa) whenever possible!
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>>767536020
say sorry and it was the 7-year itch, but the experience taught you that she was the only girl for you and you only hope she can forgive you one day

then get better at cheating you fucking idiot
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I tell people that she is my sister but she is really just a 14yo fuck buddy
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bmp
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I lied to my girl about being in a threesome. She'd break up with me if she found out. Sounds stuck up, but I can understand. I'd hate the thought of her being pounded by two dicks as well.

I've lost count of the amount of times I've "cammed" with random girls online. I always leave my face out and hide my tattoos. Another reason she'd totally dump me for.
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I made it my personal mission to cum in every room in every office my company has.

It's been years but I've nearly achieved that. I've got under ten rooms to go, and even got creative and came in some stairwells, balconies, and on the roof of one.

We've just opened a new building. ten or so new rooms, but it has security cameras and floor-to-ceiling glass everywhere. it's going to be a challenge.
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>>767536115
That's the thing my dude, I don't want to cheat anymore. The funny thing was, the woman I was having an affair with knew of my situation and that I was trapped in a loveless relationship, and said she was fine with it. She also broke it off a month in and I said I was fine with it and that we should still be friends, then she delivered the motherload of screenshots - everything to my partner. Ugh
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>>767536591
shit, dude. that's pretty fucked up.

I'd say she had an attack of conscience, but taking and keeping those screenshots implies she was planning to burn you from the start.

sometimes we have to learn the hard way, I guess.
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>>767536073
I just don't want to get married man, it's weird having all that attention on you for one day
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>>767536591
So she developed a secret crush on you and tried using a screenshot of your chats to make you break up with the GF and date her instead.

>I don't want to cheat anymore
Not after getting backstabbed like that, you don't.
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>>767536720
Absolutely my man. Women are shady characters. Atleast with us men it's just a stupid primeval physical thing. The thing is aswell, she has a daughter who is married with three kids, who is cheating on her husband - do I tell the husband anonymously to take the heat off me? Her mother knows (the woman I had the affair with) and practically encourages it - talk about double standards
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>>767536740
Nah because she broke off the affair with me first. She's a fucking mixed up bitch.
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experimented with another girl i found on craigslist while my (now ex, for unrelated reasons) boyfriend was studying for exams
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>>767536902
Was it what you thought it would be? Did you get enjoyment out of it or was it too awkward. What was it like tasting puss for the first time?
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I stilk want to become a veggie to make my family and ex suffer for what they put me through . also being retarded seems much easier than having to deal with my thoughts night after night.
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>>767537016
You'll find it more fulfilling for yourself and better in the long run if you just grow up and deal with shit. Nothing to be gained by brooding petulant thoughts of revenge. That's childish, and I know you're better than that. Use your experiences to become an actual adult, it'll be much more satisfying anon.
You can do it, I've got your back.
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>>767536959

not what i thought it would be like, no. she was really nice though, knew i was nervous and let me warm up to it with just touching first. once i loosened up it was more enjoyable.

i dont really remember the taste, was just like licking skin. the smell is much more noticeable than any taste. luckily she was clean so i didn't get the fish smell people like to refer to it as. was more just like generic female (clean) body odor

Though not sure if i'd do it again, i guess i was just super curious at the time.
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>>767537016
You will still have the thoughts, you just won't be able to move....
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>>767536591
You're that narcissist that fucked your fat friend and was too dickless to leave your loveless relationship with your big-titted girlfriend.

HAHAHAHAHA
You made ALL THE WRONG DECISIONS!

I'm glad it's all blown the fuck up in your face.
You should have just left that frigid bitch for that fat chick with no tits, but instead, you had to keep thinking with your dick and only your dick.

Still think you're not a narcissist?

HAHAHAHA!
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Saw my sis get gangbanged and set it up
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>>767536902
Did you make her cum. I feel sorry for your man, you should have let him get in on that shit.
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Shared my drunk gf with some buddies from work
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>>767537413

i didn't no, but again, she was nice about it, telling me what to do to her etc. she made me cum though.
I'm sure he would have loved to join, he would have been very jealous if he knew, not jealous like "I can't believe you would do this" but more, like you said "should have invited me" he knew i wanted to try it with another girl and had i told him, he wouldn't have minded. though if he was there probably would have been more awkward than it already was haha
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>>767537592
haha
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>>767537274
Huh... She was as skinny as a rake dude lol from FL
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>>767537592
>though if he was there probably would have been more awkward than it already
Yeah I imagine exploring that side of things with your bf excitedly watching your every move would be off putting.
Would you do it again or happy to leave it at that?
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>>767535390
>I have a severe case of shizophrenia
>I left my family and my gf because of that
>i left my home town without telling anyone
>I live a new life far away from everyone right now
Getting some distance between me and people helped me a lot
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>>767537774
probably not. it stated my curiosity. I'm glad i had the experience, i certainly don't regret it
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>>767537517
Cuck
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>>767537887
Yes
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>>767537356
Who?
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>>767536154
How'd it begin?
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>>767535390
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiRLG3oHbrw/?taken-by=adi_edri9
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>>767537283
Greentext that shit
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>>767538532
Got kik?
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>>767538657
Animamessorem1
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>>767538097
kik me. "Englishl10n". I wanna see more pics of that fucking slut.
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Caught boyfriend sexting another girl. I’m acting like I am fine and completely over it. However I am super self conscious and broken.
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Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>767538848

dont act; u'l dig the prob deepr.

you prob cant trust him;

i'd lean strongly to break up

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>>767538848
>I’m acting like I am fine and completely over it. However I am super self conscious and broken.
trust me, it's better this way. My gf is super self conscious and broken and acts like it.

we're all broken inside. you're just more aware than some.
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niggers tongue my anus
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I'd like to get rid of pretty much all of my facebook acquaintances, as they're unwashed social failures who promote socialism and try to stay relevant by posting anti-nazi memes of all things.
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I am writing this post while standing in front of a window and openly masturbating
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>>767536591

this: >>767536115

Also fuck man. That's why you never cheat with people who know you're in a relationship and/or know your girl.
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>>767540174
I am writing this post while sitting on my landing outside my son's room waiting for him to fall asleep.
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>>767536096
how old is she?
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I have a huge kink for girls who were molested.
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bump
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My friends and I were strip searched and humiliated naked in front of each other when I was 18.
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>>767535390
Last night, I jerked off in bed next to my sleeping wife to videos on my tablet of her teen daughter maturbating.
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>>767541677
how old teen and where did you get the video?
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>>767541677
>videos on my tablet of her teen daughter maturbating.

proof or it didn't happen
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>>767536591
This is why you NEVER give your side chick information that will allow her to contact your partner. Fucking idiot.
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My sister have big boobs and this make me hot
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>>767537274
Holy fuck, Heisenberg says RELAX.
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>>767536727
No wonder you cheated. You consider a wedding attention placed upon you and not your relationship
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>>767540029
That's called growing up, anon. Congrats.
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>>767541717
15-18. Planted software on her phone that captured pics taken, vids taken, and texts in and out.
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>>767541780
Nice try faggot. Try harder.
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I regularly fuck a 14yo when I'm babysitting her and her little brother.
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>>767542477
nice. how old was she when you first became attracted to her?
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>>767542498
eh was worth a shot
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My GF tattoo is gross and trashy but I can’t being myself to tell her I hate it.

My religious belief is unfairly veiwed and I don’t tell anyone I’m that denomination anymore because it either attracts weird looks or tinfoil hat morons jabbering about Satan
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>>767542533
Do you fuck the bro?
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My son has developed a disability which requires 24 hour care. My wife left. I have had to stop work to look after him because only alternative was putting him into care. I couldn't farm my own child off and as a father it's my responsibility to make sure he's looked after.
But not working is turning him and I into a life of poverty. Plus I really miss social life. I'm lucky if I can get a few hours a week away from him.
Social workers keep telling me to put him into a facility telling me I deserve to live my life. But I think it's because they usually only deal with women and that's the feminist line. They are genuinely confused and can't understand when I say a parents role is to keep their child safe and at home.
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>>767540478
She's 19.
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>>767543336
Bummer buddy. Your next life ought to be a good one.
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>>767543408
how old was she when you fell for her?

19 is a hard age for step-kids. you want them a little younger when they are trying to rival mommy
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>>767543280
Not my thing. Also, he's 5.
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>>767535390
this is my pp
https://youtu.be/mAi84LWK7b8
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>>767543539
Probably 13 or so when I really started to notice her in that way.
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>>767543583
you are ugly and my secret is i cannot lie
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>>767542595
Only when she started budding and getting curvy. Primo ass, even at 14. To fucking die for.
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i'm how 2 basic
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I’m a compulsive liar. Anytime I’m in a fix, I just start lying. I’ve claimed I’m in Sweden, which to be fair I did visit Sweden at one point with family, I’ve catfished online, and one time told a girl I was straight and awkwardly dated her for a month before she realized I was gay. Feelsbadman.
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i am the leader of anonymous
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>>767543764
no i am how to basic
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>>767543628
ever take her dirty panties or try to catch her naked?
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My brother and I used to trade blowjobs

I fucked my sister when I was 12 or so

A middleschool friend showed me his dads playboy collection, which eventually turned into us fucking

Had a long bout of celibacy since then, didn't have normal sex with a girl until I was 20. Since then I have had a fee partners, married now and totally vanilla

Human sexuality is weird
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>>767544046
All the time! I'll suck on her dirty panties when I'm jacking off and cum into er clean panties! Seen her naked many times since her early teens!
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>>767544116
does mom suspect anything?

>>767543715
what's the hottest video or pic of her and what's she doing in it?
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I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"
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>>767543523
Thanks man. It's all good. I'm only doing what I would expect someone to do for me if I was in his position.
I'm pretty disgusted that professionals can say 'nah fuck it, get rid of the cunt, you deserve better.'
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>>767544186
Have read before. Am starting to think it actually happened.
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>>767537283
Nudes
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>>767542477
Name of the APP?
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>>767542595
Nudes oft her at 18?
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>>767544152
You're talking to 2 anons here. But for me, nothing too outrageous in the vids, just masturbating, and a few up close shots of her pussy. It doesn't look like her mom's either. I have grabbed her dirty panties off her floor, and jerked off into them, making sure to cum right on the part where she left white discharge, and put them right back where I found them. One day, I was convinced she knew about it, because I had cum in a pair that morning, and later on, she came out of her room wearing the exact pair, and I know this because she had the front of her jeans opened up and clearly exposing them to me. She knew, and it turned her on. Makes me fucking diamonds. I coukd jerk off for two hours to porn trying to get off, but as soon as I start thinking about her, or watch her vids or pics, I cum in 60 seconds.
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>>767544186
holy shit thats fucked up! I can't imagine how traumatizing that would be.. I'm so sorry you had to go through that anon
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I forced my sis to suck me off when we were kids
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>>767535390
I had sex with my biological mother for almost a year before she knew who I was. I still pretend like I did not know before. I actually found her hot when searching for her, we were drunk, she was a cougar, I lied about my name, etc.
We have a fucked up relationship now.
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>>767544379
Spy something. Mobile spy i think. You need to have access to the phone to install it though.
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>>767544458
Please post nudes
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>>767544570
And dont you See the APP in the phone?
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>>767543803
are u god YES I AM AND I HAVE A NEUROPHONE SATELLITE AND TALK TO ALIENS
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>>767544570
>>767542033 current conversation on these spy cams n shit
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>>767544503
How did she find out about you being her son anon?
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>>767544606
Not a chance.
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>>767544665
Nope. It's gold.
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>>767544724
Where can i geht it?
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>>767544826
Fuck, man, the Play Store, where else do you get apps?
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>>767544152
Not really. There was one time when she was about 14 or 15 when we were really close and playful and she said sometime about it.
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>>767544497
Cool. I fucked my sister after she came back drunk from a party and passed out on a couch.
I cummed buckets in her pussy
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>>767544703
Snooping. She saw my photo ID that I normally kept hidden, saw my name, recognized it, searched the SSN, found out I was her biological son. I created a fucked up situation, but she was damn hot and I never had the "normal" bond that stopped it. If she never snooped, it would still be a fun cougar-young guy thing.
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>>767544940
> There was one time when she was about 14 or 15 when we were really close and playful and she said sometime about it.

I see.... she's probably been watching you ever since.
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>>767536823
>is cheating on gf
>gets mad when he gets exposed calls women shady

fuckin retard
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>>767544497
I was forced to suck few dicks, but I am a male
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At 13 I fucked my cousin she was 12
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>>767544497
>>767545130

How old were you?
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>>767535390
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609725#2980&5609725
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609724#2980&5609724
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609723#2980&5609723
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609721#2980&5609721
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609720#2980&5609720
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609719#2980&5609719
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609718#2980&5609718
http://www.pixsense.net/site/v/5609717#2980&5609717
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>>767543336
Much respect, anon.
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>>767543583
And I am pregnant and lactating
Bazinga new king of B and ruler of rule 34 on God
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>>767545047
What do you mean? My wife or my step-daughter has been watching me?
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I like to corrupt women and change them from cute daddy-loving littles into full-on pedogirls.
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>>767545273
She was 10, and I was 15 when we started.
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>>767545506
did she swallow? Did she ever threaten to tell?

did you get to play with her, too?
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>>767545554
I forced her to swallow.
She was too scared of me to tell anyone.

I didn't fuck her, but I played with her body
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>>767545697
what did you do to her? When did you stop?

Is she hot now?
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>>767545273
I am the male one. I was 16 the first time I was forced to suck a dick
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>>767545836
Besides forcing her to suck me off, I licked her pussy and fingered both her pussy and ass.
Also, I made her stand in front of me naked while I jerked off

I stopped 5 years later when I moved out.

She was really hot when she was young, but right now she's a whale.
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>>767545414
Wat r u
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>>767536096
don't, and stop using exclamation points to make weird things sound "exciting", it just seems like youre yelling
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>>767536154
ew
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I'd fuck either of my wife's busty sisters if given the chance and wouldn't mind if either of them got pregnant.
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>>767536154
Sweet, I have one too.
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/b/ made me obsessed with cock
now I help anons cum evvery day in kik with my trap pics ;D
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I discovered my sons 12-13yo friends spy on my wife when she sleeps naked or showers. I caught them watching her but haven’t said anything to her. She’d flip out if she knew these boys had seen her naked
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>>767547055
does your son spy too?

would you let them use her?
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>>767544083
How often did you and your sis fucked?
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My son has HFA and for the most part is a normal kid but he has no social skills and while he is 7 he has the verbal skills of a 4 year old. I love him to death but and secretly worried that he will never be able to live on his own and will be living with me and my wife for the rest of our lives.
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I'd be willing to partner swap my gf instantly.
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>>767547294
moar?
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>>767547333
because of trips
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>>767547404
who would you swap her for, anon? she's hot af
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>>767547443
Well I'd have to see what other guy's gfs look like. He could have some fun with mine while I'll have some fun with his.
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I'm cheating on my girlfriend with her younger sister
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>>767547604
Pics of both? Is the younger sister hotter?
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>>767547271
I don’t know if he spies. He has less reason to as he’s seen her naked plenty. I overheard these kids teasing him about how they’d fuck his mom though.....thought that was hot. I’d let them probably
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>>767547589
fair's fair. what do you like?
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>>767547282
He'll probably just live with you longer than 18 years, I wouldn't be too worried about it anon. Sounds like a late bloomer
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>>767547639
Sorry, no pics. I know you fuckers would easily find their fb from that.

Sister is way hotter, but she's also underage.
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>>767547700
I like many types of girls. I'm actually pretty open about that. What could you offer?
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>>767535390
>1/2
I once worked for a magazine crew (door to door magazine sales) before the Internet could compete with magazines. We had some good times out there on the road. But my last trip with my crew was to an upper Midwestern state with a large agriculture sector. I had planned on staying on until I started college the next August, but, well...

It was there that, while waiting for my last pickup on the side of the road, this local Sheriff's deputy passed by me three times. Local cops will rip off your receipts and cash, then buy themselves donuts. It always sucked, but it rarely happened to me. He roared off with his lights and sirens on after the third slow roll. My ride was late, which never happened. I called our hotel and was told to walk toward town and hitchhike, there was a "problem".

When I came around the bend, I saw in the fading light a some flashing lights behind a vehicle... our van. I ducked behind a stand of trees running along the road (windbreaker trees) and watched. The cop drew his weapon and I saw the driver get out of the cab. Just as the cop started to cuff him, I saw my manager duck his head out, put his hands up and duck back in. Then one hand emerged, with his .38.

I watched in seeming slow motion as the cop's head snapped to the left. He didn't die immediately. I saw him try to steady himself, drop the cuffs and then convulse a little on the ground. Then he curled up in a fetal position. My boss shot him in the head again. I am a Bosnia veteran, but this was greasy-ass murder. He was always sleazy, but I never got the hint he was murder-ready. And he never fucked with me, anyways.

I stayed down as they drove by FAST and the blinking lights from the cop car got brighter in the darkness. I managed to get back to a house where I had sold a qt3.14 magazines & got a ride into town. Before I had her drop me off, I called and said I was getting dinner (and treating my ride to one). I needed to steel my nerves.
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>>767547957
girls that would get me b&, mainly .
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i killed a shit ton of people in the military and it literally destroyed my life. i just want to die to atone. but i cant because i have a family and ive seen the destruction it leaves on them.
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>>767548142
What do you mean?
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>>767548439
you'll have to figure that out for yourself.
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>>767548364
cont. i have uncontrollable rage episodes. my wife cheated while we were living with a second family in a duplex. she held her self in ther side for protection. But i just completely reverted to the past, ripped their door open with and ax and then beat up everyone inside. it was my worst day of my life.
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>>767548528
I don't get what you mean by "b&"
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>>767548769
Banned. B + and
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>>767548841
Oh I get it, I'm sorry. I see.
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>>767548769
welcome, newfag.
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>>767543336
Fucking respect man, sincerely. I'd do the same for my daughter. You're a good man
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>>767548962
I’m not even the original poster. No problem though.
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>>767549179
beside fucking her?
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>>767543336
recpect man. females dont understand that these days.
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>>767535390
once got drunk and did a shit in a shoe
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>>767543336
Your an idiot for doing that. You have a certain amount of responsibility, but he might be fine in a facility. At least the children I worked with were happy there.

It might do both of you good to be apart from each other for a while.

Some things are just too much to ask. Be egoistic, you´ll be happier in the long run and your son is only a potato anyways.

I´m not even trying to be edgy, I genuinly believe you shouldn´t ruin your own life for anyone, not even your children.

Also in case you knew it was going to become a potato before it was born, you´re an idiot for that too.
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>>767549232
No you stupid pedo fuck. I hope you die in a house fire
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>>767549712
I won't
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>>767543336
Yes, you have multiple responsibilities here. You have a responsibility to yourself to stay capable and employed to ensure your son's long-term care as well. Analogy: oxygen masks deploy on a plane while you are sitting next to your child. Put the mask on YOURSELF FIRST, so that you remain conscious and can put the mask on your child properly and ensure your child's safety. This goes against parental instincts but it is vital for the safety of the child that you remain conscious to ensure their safety.

Your priority isn't any different than when those oxygen masks drop. Do the thing that helps you both survive with the optimal care for both of you. Let a professional care for your son while you provide for the both of you by working. And if your wife is that son's mother, sue the shit out of her for child support.
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>>767549657
p.s - was my own shoe and accidentally put it on the next day
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>>767549712
post her pics
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I voted for Donald Trump
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>>767540772
Mmm damaged goods. Yeah, I getcha
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>>767550363
They're easy targets for rape
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>>767549876
this.

Also it has nothing to do with manlyness, you idiot.
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Im living in long distance relationship and cheating on my bf. Even if he is way more attractive than my "friend". I never sucked my boyfriend's dick but i regularly do it with the other one. I just hate men and hope that they will suffer like i used to do it
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>>767550767
Where are you from and how old are you?
I'll help you make your bf suffer.
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>>767550767
Did one of us fuck you in the ass?
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>>767550873
19, from Germany. I'd love to get fucked in the ass, but my bf think its gross
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>>767551295
Post pic, I love anal
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>>767550363
so many of them have rape kinks, daddy kinks or even secret pedo tendencies. Fun.
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My secret is that I want to steal the virginities of younger boys, like 13 - 16.
I'm a female, almost 18, and a virgin myself. I doubt I'll ever get to.
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>>767550767
found the gay
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>>767551450
This is 4Chan. Don’t underestimate the cesspool of virgins here.
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>>767551450
> I doubt I'll ever get to.

You could do this tomorrow. There would be 13yo cock lining up round the corner or you.

Why do you think you'll never do this? Do you get off to younger boys?
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>>767551450
I'm pretending this is true for fapping purposes.

I, too, would like to corrupt young boys.

And I'm femanon too, definitely. In fact, I'm on my womans period right now.
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>>767551450
Are you fat?

Are you disfigured?

Are you shy?

Post a pic, pls. You don't even have to obey the rules, just a pic of you that you're comfortable sharing.
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>>767551295
And which Bundesland are you in?
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I deleted 50GB of cheezy pizza this week.
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>>767552895
whyyyyy
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>>767552915
was too stressful. But AMA.
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>>767553052
How young?
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>>767553111
pick a number under 18, it was in there.
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>>767553219
what kind of pics?
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im related to hitler but i don't tell anyone because i'm also very right leaning and i don't want to alarm them.
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>>767551757
i'm not even really eye melting ugly, just a bit shy.
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I have sex with homeless junkies and street girls.
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>>767553359
Show pussy
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>>767552895
..............dude.

How in the world does someone need THAT much cheese? Also,why? If you dont mind me asking.
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>>767550767
Why do you hate men?
Why not just break off the relationship?
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>>767553432
no can do. haven't shaved in weeks.
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>>767553359
Face is nice enough but those glasses are severe, especially without a smile. Forget that guy that wants a pussy shot, nipples are where its at, thus tits or GTFO.
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>>767553278
nothing too painful or nasty but everything else.
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>>767552125
Sachsen, you?
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>>767553502

file sizes are big these days. HD video etc. plus there are so many varieties.

Deleted it cos I was doing riskier things and I was worried.
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>>767553359
if you want to suck s 14yo virgin cock and take it inside you, you could probably walk outside and get one immediately. You're cute enough and 14yo virgins are horny af.

How young would you go though? 12? 11?
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>>767554638
riskier than owning 50gb of cheese? Such as?
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>>767553624
They are always playing, never care about you.
Even here, all you want is fuck.
Because I am enjoying it. Fooling him is fun. He thinks that I've never seen a dick, thats why i don't wanna have sex with him
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>>767554598
Not too far away, would fuck you up your ass any time. Got Kik?
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>>767554771
sharing 50GB of cheese with curious or horny people. Or showing it to strangers on Omegle.

Risky enough?
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>>767536546
Anon,

Just tell the bitch
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>>767536546
I'd love my gf have been in an MFM threesome. Hot shit.
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>>767554905
You are probably ugly /:
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Everybody I work with and most of my friends view me as a happy, jovial sort of a person who always sees the upiside and tries to bring levity to a situation. The truth is that I hate myself with an intense passion and have been having suicidal thoughts for at least the last 15/17 years. I come home from work and watch videos of people killing themselves in the hope that it will give me that last bit of inspiration that I really need. Some of my family know about my thoughts, but they don't know how far gone I am. I can't bring myself to tell them for numerous reasons.
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I have a video of a friend showering. I convinced her she banged me when she was drunk because I know about her tattoo that only guys she bangs know about. Yesterday she whizzed another question at me anout her naked self, and I answered correctly. Now I'm in that wonderful land of possibility where I get her sexual advances if she's bored or horny, because I'm just there. This morning she gave me a big kiss and fondled my junk, next thing I know my dick is bouncing off her tonsils. Get video my friends, it is truly the gateway to heaven.
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I found out a female friend has a major loli and incest fetish. I also have stolen her panties, cum in them, and then sneak them back into her place.
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>>767554736
mmm probably 11. any younger and i'd feel like a real fucking predator.
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>>767553359
the glasses are ugly, but at the same time really cute.

Before you do it, you should get experience though.

Once you know how to have good sex (vs just how to have sex), hook up with the boys and tell them to relax, give them a blowjob and then take the lead during the fucking.
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>>767554814
>Even here, all you want is fuck.
Men would want a lot more of you than just your pussy if there was something more to you than just sex. Sounds like it's your fault for being a shitty, boring person.
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>>767555362
good age. Most boys can cum at 11.

any interest in older men? or girls?
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>>767555175
at least my peers tell me otherwise. got kik or sc?
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>>767554598
Fuck, I´m from BW.
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>>767554905
>>767555436
It sounds like one of you had better be brown.
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>>767555175
I´m this guy: >>767555436

Was told this on tinder just today. Granted, by a Sandnigger, but still.
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>>767554814
That is not true.

If you feel that all men are doing that,then that tells me you need to meet better people that DONT do that. Just because some of them do that,doesnt mean they all will.

It may seem like it is fun,but eventually itll all blow up for you. Speaking from multiple experiences of cheating,it rarely ends well.
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i used to spy on my stepsister (she was 13 i was 18) taking pics and everything. i got cauggt my my stepdad and now i cant look her in the eyes anymore
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i am in love with one of my best friends, but she's supposed to get married in the near future, and if i say anything i would fuck up the dynamic of the group. I also have a few dates set up for next couple of weeks, but i can't stop thinking about her, and i think i won't feel happy even if those dates went well.
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>>767554814
You sound edgy. Although the part where you fuck everyone but him is funny.
Are you surprised that people here only want to fuck you?

>>767555772
You´re a whiteknight. Did you cheat or get cheated on? Either way, cheating isn´t that bad anyway, as long as you keep it to yourself and use a condom, no real harm is going to happen to either party.
Stop lying to her. All you want to do is get in her pants by being "nice" to her like the standard cringelord.
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>>767555422
honestly, letting an older man do whatever he wants to me sounds like fun, and i'd love to watch other chicks with lolis or shotas.
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>>767555804
did any pictures survive?
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>>767556081
nahh i deleted all of them, he saihe would kill me if he found out i still do it or finds them
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>>767556081
nahh, i deleted everything. he told me he would kill me if he found out i still do it or finds them
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>>767556054
you're gonna make someone very happy some day, anon.

Ever seen a girl with shotas or lolis? It is, indeed, very cute...
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>>767556054
Try to find someone for the first time who is experienced and careful. Even if you´re a woman there´s more to fucking than just spreading your legs.

If you get the right person even the first time can be very fun.

Although, there´s nothing wrong with awkward teenagersex. Most of us have had it.
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>>767556081
but i still cum in a pair of panties i stole off her from time to time
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>>767535390
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>>767554598
I'm from Sachsen too. It would be a pleasure to take you anal
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>>767556048
No.

I have been on both ends of the cheating side,and yes it is bad. I dont really care about having sex with this girl.........some of us are intelligent enough to realize that being kind to someone,doesnt always end in sex.

If she really wanted to have sex with other people,then just be single and dont have a boyfriend. Plain and simple. Theres no logical reason to lie to someone,and string them along.
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>>767556490
I imagine this said with a Saxon accent.
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>>767556048
calling some guy a white knight because he's not a fucking moron. And if nobody gets hurt by it, that means you're not in the right relationship (unless you're in an open relationship and welcome that stuff). i've cheated and been cheated, and somebody always gets hurt unless they know we're just playing... then it hardly counts as cheating

being edgy on the internet doesn't make you cool anon.
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>>767556623
....this nigga gets it!
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>>767556553
I can think of multiple reasons to do exactly that.
She for instance gets off by cheating on him and the thought that she´s punishing him for some made up bullshit.
That´s a reason.

I cheat on my girlfriend regularly because I like the thrill of getting into someone new's pants, but I stay with her because I won´t ever find someone better and I love her. I´m having the cake and eat it too.

Another reason that is quite logical iseconomical dependency on your partner but wanting to fuck someone else.
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>>767556623
If she never finds out she´s not hurt, that´s my logic. Not even trying to be edgy, it´s just my opinion.
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>>767547055
How do they do it, and how did you catch them?

Your wife still goes naked in front of your 13yo son? I just ask because mine stopped being naked in front of our 8 year old this year, after noticing that he was staring at her pussy ever time she was naked.
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>>767556788
I understand that line of reasoning,but that is cruel and childish behaviour. If i get a "thrill" from stealing something every day,does that mean its a positive event? Its not.

Its called being impulsive,and filling a void with an addictive habit. Especially in your situation..........if you really felt that there is no one better than your girlfriend,then why bother going for a petty thrill of fucking someone new?

Youre chasing a fleeting feeling that will never be fulfilled.
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>>767556936
did she talk to him about it? Or did you? In like a non-judgey way? natural to be curious.
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>>767557056
No, not yet. Still a little early I think.
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>>767557054
I'm about addicted to sex as any man in their 20s.

I know it is a fleeting feeling, but it is fulfilled every time i fuck someone new.
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>>767535390
I want to fuck my wife's sister.

She's a few years younger and married, but we've had some interesting sexual tension.
On a recent camping trip she was always finding excuses to be near me, and giving me a look.

Then, one night when we were all at the pool she "Accidentally" flashed me her vagina.

Sometimes I'll catch her staring at me at family events.

It's very odd but it makes for fantastic whacking material.

Pic is unrelated but looks 80% like the sister.
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>>767557170
if it's not too early to stop going naked in front of him, it's probably not too early to talk about it.

I assume he's at least had basic sex talk stuff?
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>>767557223
.......exactly my point.

Its a never ending cycle mate. Just be single,and fuck whoever you want if thats your life style choice.
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>>767553650
Aw, pleeease? That sounds perfect
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>>767556585
Kekd hard
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>>767547604
GREEN TEXT!!
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>>767557304
Accidentally flashed her vagina? How so?
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>>767557369
No, not sex talk yet. Feels a couple years early for that.
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I shit on the side of a highway while a state trooper vomited from the smell. I posted the green text in a ylyl thread like yesterday
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>>767555362
mmmmmm fuck. Where were you when I was 11!? I was masturbating 3 times a day! And I could've done that all to you! haha.
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>>767557717
really? I guess everyone has their own ways of doing things, but I had my sex talk at like 4 or 5.

These days where every kid has access to the Internet and most 8yos have already seen hardcore porn, it seems risky to wait.
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>>767557702
She was wearing a dress and Took off her swimsuit under it.
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My wife and I found out her mom and step-dad are swingers. We found out when we were sailing with them in the Caribbean. We were all high, and conversation moved to how to keep things exciting (we've been together for 13 years, they have been together now for almost 30). They told us, and somehow we ended up swapping with them that night. It made the rest of the trip interesting to say the least.
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>>767558214
more details. You fucked her mom? she got with her step-dad? Did he raise her?

Did you watch each other?

was it weird after?
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>>767544278
I dont know man.
Copy pasta 100
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>>767535390
Me and another guy bullied and raped a boy in soccer practice in middle school and I dated him for awhile after
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Gf and I where drinking at home with one of my friends. She fell asleep and I sucked my best friends dick on the couch. Swallowed and everything. Not gay but still have the urge to suck another dick.
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>>767558656
most likely bi, must have been someone hot, you wouldn't casually do this i suppose
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My niece knows what it feels like to have my cock inside her and my cum on her tits
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>>767536560
Why tho?
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>I plant drugs on all my friends teenaged kids...because that shits funny

I've posted that before, but I think shit just got real.

>Random text from a number I'm not familiar with
>"Anon the last time you were over, did you go in my room?"
>"Nope. And if I had I would've been on can, so wtf is really up?"
>"I went with femanon and slutanon to blah blah and found a gram of coke in my purse"
>Doesn't check out, meth is cheaper
and coke prices aren't worth my lulz
>"Well we did some of it, well all of it, and now I think slutanon wants more"
>"Umm hit me up later"

For context, friends daughter is 18 and fem and slut are 17, I know I didn't plant anything on her or her friends, so why would she ask me about drugs? Idk. If this goes any further though I'm going to bang her barely legal ass out. My friend be damned, she's grown and graduating soon. I have to do this thing, however, she has a big mouth and fem and slut will definitely hear about it.

I think my friend is banging slutanon anyways. He's 44
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>>767558813
how old is she?
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My gf doesn't like to have nude pics taken of her. But I sneak shots of her whenever I can. She would probably be mad if she found out I have thousands of pictures of her naked
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>>767535390
im 18 and i get off on sharing hot pics of my str8 twink friends to random guys on snapchat. like 100 guys must have seen their ass by now
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>>767559080
She had been around for a decade and a half at the time
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>>767558350

Yes, I fucked her mom and she fucked her step-dad. She was 13 or 14 when they got married, so she lived with him for about 5 years.

Didn't watch each other, she just spent the night in their cabin, and her mom spent the night in ours. I woke up the next morning in bed alone (her mom had gotten up to make breakfast) and a little hungover. About an hour later, my wife came back to our cabin.

Was definitely weird after, until my wife broke the tension with a "so that was unexpected." We were pretty relaxed around each other the rest of the time. They started sunbathing topless, and there was more nakedness in general. We fooled around one more time on the trip. It was late afternoon, and we had just gone swimming and all four of us were naked. Came back up on the boat and were just relaxing, and her step-dad got hard. Her mom started blowing him, and watching her blow him got me hard, so my wife started blowing me. We were probably 5 feet away from each other. We had had some beers, so were a little buzzed again, and he looked over and said, "wanna switch?" I kind of shrugged and then both women sat up. My wife said, "are you sure you're ok?" I said I was, and she and her mom switched spots. Was hot watching her blow her step-dad. She's REALLY talented in that regard. When he started cumming, watching her throat move as she was swallowing caused me to bust too.
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>>767558656
I'm a straight guy but I think seeing a dick cum is hot.
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I've fucked three different girls in the asshole who definitely didn't want it in their butt. I did it anyway
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I have hooked up with a co-worker who has a kid already with another guy we work with. I currently have a partner and this will probably blow up in my face.
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I once fucked my then gf doggie while I watched videos on my phone of me fucking my ex gf. It was actually pretty cool. She had no idea
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I have no friends. No FB account nor other social media shit. I meet people only at work. They want to become friends. I do not. I like the way it is
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I have participated in two gangbangs with the wife of a guy I work for, and because we could wear masks, he doesn't know it's me. I've fucked their daughter several times too. They know we are friends, but don't know we are fucking.
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>>767535390
At 16, I chased my ex girlfriend across the country (she called for help). I caught up with her and her overage boyfriend (she was 15, he was 26) in Tennessee at the Tennessee welcome/rest stop near Chattanooga where he was camping out at about midnight. It was dead, just one semi and his car. I rolled up by the semi in my uncle's old Silverado and pulled my jacket collar up, put my John Deere cap on and pulled it down low over my eyes, and circled around.

I watched them for an hour from the thick stand of trees just off a grass area. I watched him uncuff her and take her to the bathroom, waiting outside, then when they came back cuffed her to the door handle and listened to him say if she made a single noise while he was in the bathroom, he'd cut her nose off. I walked over to the men's room exit after he went in and heard him pissing. When he came out and walked toward the car, I could see her watching. I swung my bat and crumpled him with a solid whack into his right side. He puked and then shook a little. I found his .38 and pocketed it. I swung over my head like I was chopping wood. The Louisville 36 sank into his tweaker skull and his top went forward, but his ass went backward. He folded over nearly in half and shit himself on the spot.

I called the police to report a fight in a parking lot. She never got a good look at me and I was wearing clothes that were pretty much not my style. The police got her home and since I had told nobody where I was going, nobody knew. She told me the story, testing me. I never took her back, never told her. I never will. I didn't do what I did for her. That fucker stole, raped and then kidnapped my girl. I could have stopped with one good liver-crushing home run, uncuffed her, cuffed him and played the hero. Fuck all that. She was a dumb whore, and he was a meth addict selling her to truckers for his fix.

The only thing that might catch up is that .38 I took. I like it. Fucking shiny to this day.
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I found a stash of nude photos and sex photos of my wife that she had taken with a college boyfriend that were co-mingled with their vacation photos. Have fapped excessively to them.
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>>767544713
[email protected]
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Going to my home town in a few weeks. Plan on staying at my son's for a night or two

Contemplating on trying to get her to blow me. For reasons I don't feel like explaining I'm confident I could bring the subject up in a casual, indirect way and get her to agree to it.

We talk a lot and she knows I'm in a sexless marriage and in very sexually frustrated. She even said once that she wishes I lived closer so we could talk about it in person.
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>>767560707

Meant to say mom's***
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I suck my cousins cock when he sleeps
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>>767560814
M or F?
this will determine wether this becomes my fetish or makes me disgusted.
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>>767560917
Take a guess stupid
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>>767551450
Kik?
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>>767560967
male, you disgust me.
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>>767551450
My fetish is to pretend im a boy at the age of 13-16 who wants his virginity taken by an almost 18 year old girl who is also a virgin
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Last week at this time, I was just being discharged from a mental hospital after being involuntarily committed due to amphetamine psychosis.
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>>767561194
Well i dont do it to please you faggot. The world doesnt spin you for you
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>>767561410
who are you calling a faggot? faggot.
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