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Finally watched it, it was garbage
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>>767533632
The worst jedi
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Yes
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>>767533632
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd, lay-ee odle-ay-ee odle-ay-ee-hoo.
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>>767533632
I was waiting for a good thread to pop off.
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That shit was so bad it made me miss the prequels
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>>767533632
The last three Star Wars movies have been so god damn awful I’ve managed to love all six previous movies 1000 times more than I ever have. For the first time I’m buying EU books out of spite because Disney deemed them non-canon and they’re fucking amazing.

Didn’t see this coming, pleasantly surprised.
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>>767533632
Nah, it was fine.
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>>767534763
>EU books
>fucking amazing
Shit taste confirmed.

Well, to be honest, i believe the Thrawn trilogy is actually pretty decent, but after that...
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>>767534828
I’ve read shadows of the empire and the truce at Bakura, they were amazing and you’re a faggot.
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>>767533632
Wew, Luke drank the gross green titty milk straight from the sauce.

The moment the entire franchise jumped the shark.
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>>767533632
Would have been better if they didn't fill it with so much kiddy humour and stupid animals to sell as plush toys.
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>>767535406
>stupid animals
I heard the island where they filmed this part was infested with puffins - and instead of ridding them they decided to CGI them and incorporate them in film. Also, aren't cute animals integral part of SW?
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>>767533632
>So...he was behind of it.
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>>767535712
That's true, the puffins where endangered so they couldn't move them and they didn't have enough time to wait . But in this film overused them as a gag and not making any real attempt at witty humour.
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>>767533632
Did you expect a Star Wars film with out Harrison Ford or James Earl Jones to actually be good?
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>>767533632
This new trilogy is actually an accurate commentary on the current political direction of society. The ageing white man (Luke) has had his day and it's time for the women and minorities to shine. Rey brings him the lightsaber (symbolising everything he previously built and worked for and accomplished) and he just throws it away because it's no longer relevant. He's had his time in the sun and now he's going off to die. Meanwhile Rey becomes supermegajedi without any training or knowledge (symbolising the unearned privileges afforded to modern women by feminism). Oh and Han Solo got cucked cos his son is clearly half-Hispanic.
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>>767533632
Sadly I do agree.
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>>767533632
>le last jedi was bad meme

nobody is dumb enough to fall for this bait
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>>767534763
Try Heirs to the Empire
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My wife hated it and Really I knew it was going to be bad. I didn't care the watch it. However am Looking forward to Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom those.
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>>767536195
>nobody is dumb enough to fall for this bait

Nor yours.
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>>767533632
I didn't think it was possible to degrade the star wars franchise more than the prequel trilogy did, but lo and behold, Disney actually managed to pull it off.
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>>767536195

Calling the original post bait while baiting yourself...
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>>767534944
Not flying space grandma?
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>>767536253
Your wife is a keeper
Congrats anon
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>>767534763
>Disney deems them non-canon
Which is fucking hysterical considering Kylo Ren is basically a remixed Darth Caedus...
pulled directly from the EU.
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>>767536195
The Last Jedi not only ruins all future Star Wars movies, it also retroactively ruins the previous films and makes everyone look like idiots.

A New Hope
>"Sir, we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the Death Star. It will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-"
>"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Empire Strikes Back
>"Sir, the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deplo-"
>"Just hyperspace-ram the shield generator from orbit then hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we won't need a ground assault."

Return of the Jedi
>"Sir, they've built a new Death Star and it's even bigg-"
>"Just hyperspace-ram it."
>"But sir, it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-"
>"Just hyperspace-ram the Endor moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace-ram the new Death Star."

Phantom Menace
>"Anakin, you have to take out that droid control shi-"
>"Just hyperspace-ram it."

Rouge One
>"We have to take down that shield generator!"
>"Just hyperspa- Actually you know what? We're going to just hyperspace-ram the Death Star anyway so we don't even need those stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."

The Force Awakens
>"My god, they've built an even BIGGER Death Sta-"
>"Just hyperspace-ram it."
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I dont even like star wars and i enjoyed this. literally went in preparing for a piece of shit and it finished and i loved it. The world would be a boring place if we all liked the same things
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>>767538114
Im not a super big fan and hated it, good for you tho...u didnt feel like u wasted ur money or time
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