>>767533632 The last three Star Wars movies have been so god damn awful I’ve managed to love all six previous movies 1000 times more than I ever have. For the first time I’m buying EU books out of spite because Disney deemed them non-canon and they’re fucking amazing.
>>767535406 >stupid animals I heard the island where they filmed this part was infested with puffins - and instead of ridding them they decided to CGI them and incorporate them in film. Also, aren't cute animals integral part of SW?
>>767535712 That's true, the puffins where endangered so they couldn't move them and they didn't have enough time to wait . But in this film overused them as a gag and not making any real attempt at witty humour.
>>767533632 This new trilogy is actually an accurate commentary on the current political direction of society. The ageing white man (Luke) has had his day and it's time for the women and minorities to shine. Rey brings him the lightsaber (symbolising everything he previously built and worked for and accomplished) and he just throws it away because it's no longer relevant. He's had his time in the sun and now he's going off to die. Meanwhile Rey becomes supermegajedi without any training or knowledge (symbolising the unearned privileges afforded to modern women by feminism). Oh and Han Solo got cucked cos his son is clearly half-Hispanic.
>>767536195 The Last Jedi not only ruins all future Star Wars movies, it also retroactively ruins the previous films and makes everyone look like idiots.
A New Hope >"Sir, we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the Death Star. It will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-" >"Just hyperspace-ram it."
Empire Strikes Back >"Sir, the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deplo-" >"Just hyperspace-ram the shield generator from orbit then hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we won't need a ground assault."
Return of the Jedi >"Sir, they've built a new Death Star and it's even bigg-" >"Just hyperspace-ram it." >"But sir, it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-" >"Just hyperspace-ram the Endor moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace-ram the new Death Star."
Phantom Menace >"Anakin, you have to take out that droid control shi-" >"Just hyperspace-ram it."
Rouge One >"We have to take down that shield generator!" >"Just hyperspa- Actually you know what? We're going to just hyperspace-ram the Death Star anyway so we don't even need those stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."
The Force Awakens >"My god, they've built an even BIGGER Death Sta-" >"Just hyperspace-ram it."
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