>we're at wal-mart
>i tell you to buy 3 things to confuse or fuck with the cashier
>what do you buy?
Literally anything. They don’t give two shits what you buy. Worked there 8 years and we’d just talk shit about people trying to be funny. If you really wanna fuck with them, be polite and know how to use a fucking card/self check.
no one cares faggot, this isnt based in reality. its about the idea of purchasing 3 unrelated items that ensue hilarity. so stop being such a fucking buzzkill and think of 3 awkward items to purchase at the same time. bitch.
Only time I've gotten a comment from a cashier I was buying rope, tape, gloves, flashlights, tarps, knife, machette, and a moving blanket.
"Should I be worried??"
"No, I've got my coupon book right here"
Good ol harbor freight.
This sort of thing has been done before by far better retards than 4chan retards who won't deliver.
Faggots have just stumbled into the car park sniggering at what they thought would have been hilarious if only they had the balls to actually do anything.
You did nothing, faggots
no shit its been done before. how many fucking threads are going right now that have been done every single moment of every day for the past forever? FORGIB ME for trying to bring a little spontaneity to your "random" board.
You've done nothing. You've brought nothing.
You asked the question 30 minutes ago and you've done nothing. How the fuck is that spontaneous?
Faggot never even left his basement
>Pokemon Booster Packs
Walk out muttering 'gotta catch em all'
a CD, a cassette tape, duct tape
>ask the cashier "do you like CDs and tapes?"
>tell her "because you'll love when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CD's nuts"
>So...he was behind of it.
I feel like this thread would be better if we couldn't choose lube...
1. take a full log of bologna, unwrap the tip, hold it with both hands, keep on nibbling on it like a hamster, including the "dont take this from me" look, while walking through the ailes to get the other 2 items
2. a gynormous bag of cotton balls OR like 10 big bags of them. tuck them under your arms while nibbling on the bologna.
3. a single blueberry. put it in a plastic bag,
and tie it with a perfect ribbon
5. profit! (and a confused cashier)
>but you're not leaving without the baby food
>you have 2 bottles of baby food
>doesn't understand thread
>being this new
Whiskey, Beer, Vodka and Diapers (or baby food)
When I get to the cashier, I act like I don't have enough money, and put the diapers or baby food back.
Not sure which item is worse.