Defeat Meat Man
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Cutting him will cause him to multiply.
Burning him only makes him stronger.
Blunt attacks obviously do not work.
Drown him, in marinade, hopefully
>>767532184
>Burning him only makes him stronger.
i wouldn't burn him. i would rub him down with spices and roast him low and slow all day in his own delicious juices, let him rest, pull him apart with my hands, and toss him with sauce.
>>767532184
>It rains
Now what bitch
>>767532185
>>767532186
leave him out too long on the countertop
>Uhm meat is murder okay
*blocks u before the reply*
>>767532184
Give him to a group of vegans
He'll commit suicide eventually
>>767532184
>Burning him only makes him stronger.
>eating your steak well done
>>767532184
vore him
>>767532184
>tfw I'll never be able to make a woman a cock meat sandwich
>>767532190
*replies anyway*
what now kid
>Cut him
>Take video of meat multiplying
>Send video to news outlets, government officials, anyone I can think of
>Potential of infinite meat intrigues politicians, humanitarians, vegans, and economists
>Violation of conservation of matter intrigues scientists
>All rational people rallied to my cause of defeating meat man
>World leaders send armies and powerful weaponry to subdue him
>Guilt-free meat for everyone, forever
Why is meat man Asian?
Throw ketchup at him
>>767532192
>eating hamburger steak
>>767532197
Have you seen what they eat?
>>767532195
I didn't read your reply because I blocked you, *duh.*
>>767532192
Burning meat makes it harder, not tastier brainlet
>>767532200
Yeah like cats and dogs, right? That doesn't look like cat/dog meat to me
TAKE ME MAN-MEAT
Does piercing work?
>>767532202
Well done steak is the weakest steak, he'd be more powerful if he maintained a perfect medium rare
>>767532184
Good thing you didn't say anything about freezing.
>>767532196
This, I salute meat man, he will be tortured for ages but his sacrifice will benefit humanity
>>767532184
We all have the ultimate anti-meat weapon in us. The obvious answer is to vore him.
>>767532186
>toss him with sauce
Hot.
> bring him to a hot tub and have him get in
> start cutting up some carrots and onions andthrow them in
>hey man, just simmer- I mean sit there for a while
r.i.p. Mr. Hedburg
>>767532184
I take out my boombox, turn on Whitesnake, and dial up a priest.
Nothing personnel, meat boy
>>767532184
I make a deal with Meat Man and pay him for every multiplied cut of meat. Once we are both incredibly rich, he will adopt a docile way of life, and be robbed of his will to fight. Then I choke him out while his back is turned or something.
>>767532184
Ultrasound.
>>767532184
>Blunt attacks obviously do not work.
hey brother
>>767532184
>Blunt attacks obviously do not work.
Fool! You can tenderize him!
What now
>>767532215
thats not blunt, thats multiple pointy bits
>>767532217
That'll only increase his flow and speed.
You are seriously frickin' pissin' me off, meat man.
![cn405_dickdonorknife-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/80sj9BU.jpg "cn405_dickdonorknife-1[1].jpg")
>>767532218
That's unwieldy as fuck. Try the weapon especially crafted by sand people to defeat meat men.
>this thread
>>767532222
>have to gradually wittle away at him until he's a fucking slender man
>>767532184
I have mastered ancient europeans curing techniques, the battle was already over before it even started.
>>767532184
i cast frost ray and finish him off with arcane blast
More like
SCCHHH-MEEAT MAN
>>767532224
Upside is you have a delicious snack waiting for you after you win.
>>767532184
>Blunt attacks obviously do not work.
hammering meat rips apart the fibers.
acid, cold, suffocation, a gun.
Using my superior geomancy, I bury him in the sands for eternity. He'll become a mummified jerky boy and his regenerative powers will cease to aid him, should his body ever be uncovered.
>>767532220
if it makes him more slender and "fluid" it must also reduce his strenght and toughness in equal measures.
>>767532216
>MK literally had a hidden character called meat that was sourced from a fatality prop
I wish developers still put funny hidden shit like this in games
Just buff your meat drops
I use all my MP to summon 「The Flock」
Meatman is done for.
>Casts flesh to stone spell
2 ez
>>767532235
>the meat-seeds germinate in their stomach and now Meatman's consciousness controls a flock of enhanced jackdaws
Fool!
>>767532232
Are you a bad enough dude to test that theory out for yourself?
>>767532236
>from meatman to stoneman
What now genius?
Send him to the US, those fat fucks cant stop eating
Suck all the meat
>>767532184
STRIP THE FLESH
SALT THE WOUND
>>767532241
fag
>>767532184
Freeze him obviously.
>>767532193
stop
>>767532245
*vores you*
mm nom nom tasty :3
*rubs belleh*
>>767532246
>asterisk RP
>nom
>colon 3
>belleh
I don't care that it's bait, this post embodies everything I hate about my decade-younger self. Once we're done with this fucking meat man, you're next
Wait until he rots.
>>767532247
sorry
>>767532196
>>767532208
If you cut him straight in half does he turn into two meat men? That would increase production exponentially.
>>767532249
fuck off there's no way that's real
>>767532184
put him in a pit thats kind of like a mulcher, but with no exit. Just a pit of slicing blades.
Meat man will be cut in half, and quarters, and on an on. The pieces he gets cut into will eventually be so small he can do no damage to anything.
>>767532184
Consider yourself defeated.
Eat him.
>>767532184
Drown him to death in some salty water.
Then start cutting and sell the infinitely multiplying meat.
>>767532189
where can i get this little pepe?
I prefer my meat men with the skin still on.
>>767532184
>not using a biological attack
>not casting decay
Christ I haven't been here in years.
Wow i never tough mods lurked /v/ at these hours.
>>767532294
That meaty bastard put us here. He's trying to fight us on his own turf.
MODS = GODS
>>767532184
Pour lava on him like I do in Minecraft with golems
One of the best threads on /b/ in a long time.
>>767532236
Fucking idiot. Why not cast steel skeleton at same time you fuckwit
>>767532257
I think king would be sexier if he was all furry
but the mask+tail only makes him more interesting design wise than just a furry character
toasting in an epic bread
>>767532184
Shoot him.
Lure him into and then lock him inside a freezer
Freezerburn fucks up meat
Marinade and eat him
...or get a bigger darker meatier man
>>767532186
that's hot
>>767532184
Liquid nitrogen bath for meat man. Then he gets dropped on his chink head. Shattered nipmeat gookchunk dinkmince.
Imagine the chimpout after leaving him in any african village. The kangz would devour him raw.
