does anyone have eric andres personal cell phone number?
>>767530436
Yes
no
Who doesn't?
>>767530463
could you give it to me?
>>767530723
No
You asked if anyone has it, and the answer to that would be yes
>>767530873
aha, clever senpai
>>767530923
Does that make me clever or does that just make me fluent in English?
>>767531069
haha that depends, are you japanese? or am i drunk?
>>767531196
I'm Japanese at heart, desu.
>>767531405
what about at your butthole?
>>767531514
My butthole is Sea Landian.
>>767531702
i dunno how that works, but whatever. i'll still fuck it
god dAMnit why ARE you obsessed with vomit, eric?
>>767532458
It's a comment on how modern society makes you want to vomit.
eric, i appreciate the opportunity to speak with you this evening. i just want you to know we need more cameras in more girls locker rooms! WOOooO!
>>767530436
Eric have you ever seen Hannibals nuts
how old are you?
>>767530436
1-800-No
ERIC.
where is my iconic slave role?
>>767530436
Eric go think of some original jokes that doesn't entail you dressing up in a bodysuit and low key raping people, or smashing your head through something.
eric fucking ANSWER us
>>767533426
listen bro, i dont rape people. and smashing your head through a set is always funny
>>767533508
Why do you like ranch so much? Were you a big fan of Tom green when you were younger?
>>767530559
>>767532995
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>>767533226
Eric confirms nubs thread
>>767533595
thank you, god
bump to legalize ranch
are you ther eric?
eric timestamp your dick right now.
>>767534211
wait aren't you ranch dubois?
Did Rosario think you smelled like you look?
>>767534572
Please dont eric
ERIC POST YOUR FUCKING CELL
8-808-XY3-36-29
now replace X and Y qith any number from 0 to 9
enjoy ;)
>>767536401
Love the eric andre show shits funny asf
eric whats your favvourite board?
