Probably my last time I'll ever be on /b/ as I'm going to prison for a long time tomorrow. Post some memorable shit for an oldfag saying his farewells.
You get nothing.
Not because you don't deserve it, but because you should have memories of the past. Something to remember, and something to move on with when you get out. We can't replicate that for you.
It's not the end of the line, only a new beginning.
Congratulations, you've failed at the game of life. How does it feel to be a pitiful loser. God fucking damn it you lame asses can't even save one bullet either. You think you can just walk out of this shit unscathed after murdering a whole bunch of people.
Disgusting. Good luck OP. You massive fuck up you.
I don't have guns in my household to use to kill myself and too much of a pussy to stab myself in the throat. There's literally blood everywhere. I might as well share some pictures of my dead family. I'm fucked either way.
Do it. Also find yourself some bleach and lysol. Anything ammonia based. Fucking vinegar even, and mix all of it in the smallest space you can. Better than an 80 year wait in hell.
Sorry, I have an old camera. It's going to take me a few minutes and I'll need to step away from the computer to actually get the pictures taken.
I'll do my sister because of the sharpie in the pooper request.
Okay that works, she's underage but what does it even matter I'm fucked soon as I'm caught. I have no idea what to do to dispose of their bodies.
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
mfw I think I see a quality thread.
...toasting in potentially epic bread
we will see. and why it gotta be a black thing now come on bru.
OP FUCKING DELIVER YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT
I wonder how his sister's asshole smells right about now.
I like that everyone here has hope. Since apparently OP just did this and hes going to prison tomorrow, because thats exactly how that works. Apparently none of you fuckers ever went to trial.
HOW HARD DO YOU THINK IT IS TO POST PICS WITH JIZZ ON MY HANDS AND A HARDON FROM SHARPIE IN POOPER?
I'm the real OP, I'm back from taking a shit I haven't even posted anything else besides starting the thread. WTF is even going on in here? I'm actually going to jail for molesting 12 boys down at the park.
Are you turd skins able to utter a sentence of English without prefixing or suffixing it with the imaginable word 'Nigga' ? You cant even spell THAT correctly.
"DINDUNUFFIN"...... yeah, that's right. You sphincter coloured boys certainly "DINDU" english.
Yea, there was the dude that choked his GF to death, took nude pics of her dead and made a thread here. Left her body for her son to find after school. Anons were listening on police radio frequencies listening to the police hunt him down. Some sick fuck around here probably has the pics.
it really ain't that long /b/ro but they won't let you back on a computer for a long time and when they do you will be monitored. 4chan is no longer an option. On that note take all your money and buy some fucking TRX right now. By the time you get out, you will be a bejillionaire and can do whatever you want.
Not even in my deepest slumbers can I avoid /biz/ shills.