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Probably my last time I'll ever be on /b/ as I'm going to prison for a long time tomorrow. Post some memorable shit for an oldfag saying his farewells.
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>>767529418
Well, you're on /b/, so what sort of pedo shit did they catch you doing?
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>>767529556
I'll be found out for murdering everyone in my house.
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You get nothing.

Not because you don't deserve it, but because you should have memories of the past. Something to remember, and something to move on with when you get out. We can't replicate that for you.

It's not the end of the line, only a new beginning.
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>>767529556
I downloaded CP
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>>767529607
Just post something good. Don't let me go out like this.
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>>767529582
I kind of want this to be true....family name?
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>>767529582
Congratulations, you've failed at the game of life. How does it feel to be a pitiful loser. God fucking damn it you lame asses can't even save one bullet either. You think you can just walk out of this shit unscathed after murdering a whole bunch of people.

Disgusting. Good luck OP. You massive fuck up you.
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>>767529683
Maxwell.
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Should we be looking for you in the news anytime soon?
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>>767529728
Maxwell Murder is a shitty song from Rancid
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>>767529692
I don't have guns in my household to use to kill myself and too much of a pussy to stab myself in the throat. There's literally blood everywhere. I might as well share some pictures of my dead family. I'm fucked either way.
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>>767529783
Yes, look up news stories tomorrow.

>>767529800
Never heard of it.
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>>767529803
Please deliver
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>>767529803
Do it. Also find yourself some bleach and lysol. Anything ammonia based. Fucking vinegar even, and mix all of it in the smallest space you can. Better than an 80 year wait in hell.
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>>767529803
Please do. Awfully presumptuous that you would murder, find a camera, and then upload pics, but hey, I could look at a corpse right now
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>>767529849
Alright, give me about 20 minutes. I don't have a smart phone so I have to take them with my camera.
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>>767529905
Seriously, it was tax evasion, wasn't it?
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>>767529905
Nigga I aint waitin 20 minutes, keeping this bullshit thread alive for a no smartphone having dipshit.
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>>767529905
A few requests, if you don't mind:

Take a selfie with one of your family members
Sharpie in the pooper of one of them

That's about it.
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Bait Thread.
Op is a filthy nigger faggot.
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>>767529843
Neither have I. It's the first that pops up when you google maxwell murder though
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>>767529905
20 minutes is too damn long, I have to go to work, can you make it 10?
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>>767530012
Which family member? I killed my dad, mom, brother, and sister. I just made space on my SD card.
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>>767529905
Send nudes of them, if you don't mind.
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>>767530012
This, if only...
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>>767530164
Sister, please
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Bumping for interest
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I smell filthy lies
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>>767529985
>>767530149
Sorry, I have an old camera. It's going to take me a few minutes and I'll need to step away from the computer to actually get the pictures taken.

>>767530172
I'll do my sister because of the sharpie in the pooper request.
>>767530218
Okay that works, she's underage but what does it even matter I'm fucked soon as I'm caught. I have no idea what to do to dispose of their bodies.
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>>767530164
Don't forget timestamp
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>>767530311
Why kill your family anon?
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>>767529418
Good luck faggot
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>>767530311
This thread fucking sucks. You suck OP.
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>>767530351
Refrain from keeping him in the computer, we need the pictures.
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>>767530311
If she's dead she doesn't have an age now, really
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>>767530311
this thread fucking sucks
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>>767530420
Holy shit I never thought about this.
If you fuck an underage corpse, is it legally the same as fucking an adult corpse or is it worse?
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op pls
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=swQWUa5-9TM
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>>767530474
To /b/ it's better. In society, not so much.
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Bumping 4 self intrest
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bump this shit
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I'll bump, better not be bullshitting OP
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>>767530311
God I hope this is real.
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>>767530474
Legally there's always bs like obscenity laws of whatever where its worse if the jury things it is, even if it's not like written into law or whatever
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Your bait is most impressive.
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>>767529418
1488 put me in screencap if this is real
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OP will deliver, I feel it in my heart
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>>767530665
I, too, wish to be in the screencap if this happens to be true.
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op gay if he dont
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Bump
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>>767530703
I hope so. but only time will tell.
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Bumperino
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Bump
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Ok, I'm pretty scared ;-;
But the curiosity is also killing me
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>>767529418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZplY6prNhSQ
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>>767530851
Why on earth would you be scared?

People murder eachother everyday.
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I bet op can't even triforce let alone kill someone
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have hope, lads..
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>>767530925
cuz im just gay
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>>767530934
op is probs a newfag pretending
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Another bump for you OP, now do me a favor and deliver
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Starting to think OP is a fag
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>>767530934
kek
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>>767529418
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
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>>767531013
Of course he is. That's why he killed his family
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OP will surely deliver... i think... i hope
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Bump for this sad, sad thread.
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Iss been 20 minutes OP...
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>>767530991
well so am I but that doesn't mean I flaunt my faggotry like you do
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>>767529582
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Fucker got us bumping his low quality bait for him, we got played fellas
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>>767531080
mfw I think I see a quality thread.
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OP bailed
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>>767531099
skippity boop bop, skippity bay. You got hit with the mega gay
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OP here, I'm back. I just popped in my SD card about to resize the images and start dumping as promised.
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Nothing to lose, one way or the other.
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20 mins op wont deliver
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>>767531194
Fuckin do it then puss
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...toasting in potentially epic bread
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>>767531194
Please have the images be good
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>>767531194
do it faggot
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>>767531209
i contradict myself.
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>>767531194
You've got exactly 2 minutes you little bitch faggot
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>>767529710
Fucking kek
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>>767531194
HOLY SHITEE MIGHT REALLL LADSS
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INCOMING
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>>767531194
we will see. and why it gotta be a black thing now come on bru.
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you stupid fucks
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put me in the screencap
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>>767531272
This is /b/ nothing is real
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>>767531194
if this is real I'm getting back on coke.
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>>767531280
stfu
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cmon op
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where the fuck is op
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>>767531314
kek. Good luck anon
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He didn't take the pics yet because he probably hasn't finished fucking them. You gotta get those corpses while they're still warm.
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>>767531305
Rarely it is
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>>767529418
SAGE
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>>767531292
Fuck you asshole screencap it yourself
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If this shit is real I'll get a hold of my life. Put in screencap
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Hurry the fuck up so i can nut all over your dead sister
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Even if it's real, OP sucked all the fun out of it
No one wants to see your shitty dead family anymore
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Where u at? I want to fuck a corpse op
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bump
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roses are blue, violets are red.
we all got bamboozled, and OP is in bed.
fucking a corpse
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First time here, btw go op we belive in your potential
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>>767531394
Make your own, pussy
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>>767531439
Dickhead don't post a picture at this crucial time, I was blissful for a moment thinking OP delivered
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my boner is limp now
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He's probably looking for similar dead people photos on the web. You guys better reverse search that shit
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>>767531505
^
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>>767531473
my limp is now boner
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>>767531505
with a marker in the dead girl's asshole... righy
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>>767531458
I did but shes all mushy now.

Note to self. Buy more little pine trees
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OP WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE YOU HOW LONG
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>>767531194
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>>767531538
Scoopity poop
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>>767531581
stop i thought op delivered, crucial time
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666
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This nigger isnt going to deliver.
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>>767531505
he could easily crop it so image reverseers
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OP FUCKING DELIVER YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT
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>>767531637
Shit
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>>767531666
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Alrighty. OP confirmed a faggot everyone go back to to your stations faggot wont deliver
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This nigga got caught
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>>767531666
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I actually did it
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>>767531659
Not with timestamp
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I wonder how his sister's asshole smells right about now.
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niggas hyping us up so he can let us all down
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>>767531666
nice
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>>767531194
So 4chan will be down for hours tomorrow if you deliver.
Guys, download the pics when they appear
>toasting in epic bread maybe
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What a faggot
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>>767531666
Checked
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Iss been a whole half hour now, OP. I think we've been had, lads
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BAMBOOZLED AGAIN BY THE GREAT
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wew
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Newfags. Newfags everywhere
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>>767531762
SHUT UP, I STILL HAVE HOPE FOR OP TO DELIVER
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>>767531700
like shit
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Reeeeeeeeee
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>>767531788
Nice dubz anon
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>>767531762
All threads on /b/ require a hefty dose of skepticism to read. OP sounds like a fake.
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OP IS A FAG
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A

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>>767531666
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>>767531700
OP might be a lying faggot, but at least I got one more for the 'ole SNIFF folder.
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.
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>>767531830
There's a poet among us
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>>767529418
Low quality bait with no punchline, 0/10
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>>767531867
not right now DICKHEAD
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Fuck op
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we been baited boys
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OP here. will be posting the pictures in 2 minutes.
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>>767531973
OH SHIT could be fake op
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Fuck this. I could have killed my own family in the time its taken op to deliver. 45 minutes or its free
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>>767531973
Send them all at once FAST and everyone save instantly
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My man is just trying to get one final jerk in before prison
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I like that everyone here has hope. Since apparently OP just did this and hes going to prison tomorrow, because thats exactly how that works. Apparently none of you fuckers ever went to trial.
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>>767532013
kek. Stupid nigger
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>>767531994
>>767532011
jk guys, I'm not OP, I did it for the (You)s
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OP here, I decided I'll post the pictures only if you send me some BTC

BTC - H28lgj8287Faazx28fjl2875kxOP
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>>767531867
Wheres the marker?
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>>767531973
OP here disregard that I suck cocks.
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>>767531454
First time? Welcome
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>>767532074
fuck off
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ACTUAL OP here, decided to not.
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>>767531994
Phone fag here. I cant check but theres a way to identify samefags. Someone on pc do it.
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>>767532112
prove you're OP by posting pics of dead family
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Oh fuck all y'all, I could've been jerking off this whole time
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>>767532095
Thanks, starting well. Nice bait
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I'm the real OP, I'm busy fucking my dead sister.
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>>767532278
pic with timestamp for proof
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333
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>>767532278
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>>767532296
She's on my lap starting to get very cold though.
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>>767532319
:(
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>>767532319
Hah wrong, suck a dick
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OP is too busy being a faggot and trying to suck off his father's undead erection
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OP HERE
HOW HARD DO YOU THINK IT IS TO POST PICS WITH JIZZ ON MY HANDS AND A HARDON FROM SHARPIE IN POOPER?
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Real OP here, others are fake, Just letting u know i am a fag and was too busy baiting tô take those pictures
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.
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>>767532369
I'm the real OP, I'm back from taking a shit I haven't even posted anything else besides starting the thread. WTF is even going on in here? I'm actually going to jail for molesting 12 boys down at the park.
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Remember the good old days of 4chan when you wouldn't scroll and constantly find these gay nigger fag Jews shit posting bait.

Circumcise yourself with sandpaper faggot.
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>>767532436
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWlEWxEIWEo

Listen to this while scrolling down the thread. It makes it feel like 2004 all over again.
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inb4 this entire thread is just a maxwell's silver hammer reference
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>>767532457
>start a thread
>leave for an hour
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newfag here, has OP EVER delivered on this shit website?
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>>767529985
Are you turd skins able to utter a sentence of English without prefixing or suffixing it with the imaginable word 'Nigga' ? You cant even spell THAT correctly.
"DINDUNUFFIN"...... yeah, that's right. You sphincter coloured boys certainly "DINDU" english.
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>>767532547
i thought u were op fuck off
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>>767532526
Is this an ARG!???
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>>767532544
Once or twice
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>>767532547
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>>767532544
Nothing to see here Agent Smith, I think there is some cp on reddit tho, try there
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>>767532526
HA, GOOD JOKE.
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inb4 op is actively postinng in the thread
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OP is a faggot
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>>767532598
SHUT UP FAGGOT I'M STRONGER THAN YOU
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This is now a "Claim to be OP" thread
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>>767532621
Are you OP?
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>>767532547
Is he ok ?
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>>767532648
no
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>>767532657
Yes, just a little bit of nerve gas in his system, he should be good to go in no time
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>>767532657
Yes
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>>767532644
The real OP is me. I don't even know what happened, I just started thread and got bored jerked off, ate a pack of bacon, and came back. I'm going to jail for stealing cable.
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>>767532657
He might pull through
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>>767532544
Yea, there was the dude that choked his GF to death, took nude pics of her dead and made a thread here. Left her body for her son to find after school. Anons were listening on police radio frequencies listening to the police hunt him down. Some sick fuck around here probably has the pics.
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>>767532722
prove post u sitting on ground next to fridge with the middle finger up and something in ur gob
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>>767532547
Dont u have a heart?
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>>767532722
It's almost impossible to steal cable today since you can't just coax straight to the TV anymore.
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>>767532753
Are you a sick fuck or are you jealous?
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>>767532755
What the fuck is a gob?
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>>767532839
Mouth
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>>767532839
ya fucken mouth
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>>767532827
I saw it, moved on with life. Like every other day.
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>>767532857
>>767532862
I thought it meant gaping open butthole.
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>>767532722
God damnit Ken you know you're not supposed to eat a pound of bacon in one sitting, your heart is fucked already.
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>>767532909
Close but no graves cigar my friend :3
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>>767532920
What can I say, I love pissing off Muslims.
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op is gone accept it everyone
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>>767532839
The gob

Op uses his to gobble cocks
When he's not rooting himself with a mince filled old sock
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>>767532983
i’m muslim and i love bacon?
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>>767533036
Kevin Bacon
I'm a gay Muslim
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OP here, just got back from a fast and furious style chase with the cops. I'm going for being a faggot
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fuck you all im outie get me on discord Miiles#7431
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>>767533036
that's like saying you're jewish and hate money
it just doesn't fucking seem right, you dig? faggot? nigger?
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test
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>>767533115
G L O W I N G
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>>767533146
Did it work?
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>>767533298
ur mom gay
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>>767529639
it really ain't that long /b/ro but they won't let you back on a computer for a long time and when they do you will be monitored. 4chan is no longer an option. On that note take all your money and buy some fucking TRX right now. By the time you get out, you will be a bejillionaire and can do whatever you want.
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>>767534025
Not even in my deepest slumbers can I avoid /biz/ shills.
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op never coming guys
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>>767534452
Kek my linky stays stinky 1000 eoy
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>>767533115
What is discord ?
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