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What's you're excuse?
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Am a lazy fuck, thats it
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at least I know how to spell
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I don't own photoshop to do a better job?

Or I don't want to take roids and have real health problems in my 40's?

Maybe I just like pizza.
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I'm not interested. That's honestly it. I work out to maintain my trap aesthetic, and that's all I want.
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>>767529070
I like being a twink
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I'm lazy, demotivated and poor.
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Weed and porn thats my reason
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Got shot 3 times
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>>767529189
Saying everyone that's muscular and cut is on steroids is a soyboy excuse. I'm fat as a walrus but i know great gains are attainable with time and effort.
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>>767529831
That guy is on steroids though. You can disagree and say he isn't but that doesn't stop you from being delusional
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30, use to go to gym early twentys got bigger and lost most to stopping and stress. Wanting everyday to get back to gym after 6 years but cant stop smoking green and wont do both
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>>767529070
I dont want to look like that
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Mental issues and lack of drive, Ill think HELL YEAH TIME TO DO THIS and then lose the passion right away. I will die a lonely fat slob
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>>767529831
>>767529928
>>767529070

>steroids make your dick smaller
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>>767529831
Eh, I'm like 1/2 the guy's size in OPs pic, and nowhere near as cut for that matter. Regularly hike and do workouts. Have been for years and eat relatively healthy. I can tell the difference between chemically fit and actually fit. Most guys don't have the willpower for these 3-4 hour workouts /day. Pretending a majority of those who are this size aren't skittle popping testoserone boosters and other things is turning a blind eye. Their choice though.
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>>767529070
Food, mostly. I like carbs. I can bench a bit over half my weight now, tho, so that's something.
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>>767529070
I'm prefer's to's get's drunk's instead's of've working's out's
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>>767530842
citation needed
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>>767530842
They make your nuts smaller not your Dick fag. Dick gets noticeably larger while flaccid and slightly larger while hard due to the increased amount of blood produced while on steroids.
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>>767529831
you cannot get such a body without being on roids
and being on roids means health problems and they arent worth it for a body that will looks nice only for few years..
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>>767529142
That's not a spelling mistake, it's a grammar mistake you dumb shit
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nice head replacement
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>>767533483
Taken from the late 1800s. Calisthenics is the way to go. Genetic limitations are limiting unfortunately
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>>767529070
Why are his wrists so small?
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>>767529070
>What's you're excuse
Hmm, let's see... how about the fact that I'M A FUCKING MANLET! Makes not difference how good my body looks when I'm 5'3".

Fuck you, OP.
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>>767529070
I don't like roids, igf-1, HGH or thyroid hormones and a least I don't like passive ass fucking and fisting.
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Thats its largely a waste of time. Im part of a few fandoms where we just have sex all the time and its not really a big concern of spending every waking hour to look ripped. Id rather just gain money, do drugs, and have sex at cons constantly than do any of that. As long as i stay skinny, i have 0 reason to give a shit at all.
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>>767529070
I like retaining the ability to unzip my own fly.
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>>767529070
I have cancer.
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>>767529070
I dont like injecting streoids in me and they are expensive and it would just look like im compensating for my small dick
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>>767538873
>has a small dick
>compensates with roids
>dick gets even smaller
>oh fuck it, more roids
>almost nonexistent dick
>ROIDS!!!111!
>dude in ops pic was born
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>>767529070
you're mom gay, pee is stored in the balls, boneless pizza LOL XD MEMES
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>>767529070
I don't fancy the shruken nads, heart condition and random fits of destructive rage.
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>>767529070

I have a job
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>>767534812
Good genetics
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>>767529070
I want to be a cute little girl instead
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>>767529070
at least i knowmy grammar
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>>767530058
Said no man ever
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I’m too busy tryin to get muh dubs
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>>767529070
You think getting like that is cheap?
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>>767529070
I don't understand how that is supposed to be attractive
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>>767529070
Clearly he has a small dick from all those steroids, it’s really not really worth it.
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>>767535793
Big boi here. My HGH is critically high, so high the prof expected me to have acromegaly. Turned out I don't. However, maybe I should start working out
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>>767539503
His neck is literally about as thick as my thigh.
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>>767539595
Plus he looks like he has alot of Cro-Magnon in him
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>>767529070
Now Im hungry'.
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I work out, but cant shoop that well
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>>767529070
If that isn't a fag then nothing is.

I lift, but I don't look like a fag.
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I prefer to stay hydrated
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>>767529070
>What's you're excuse?

I have a job, friends, a wife, and kids...
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>>767539945
He clearly gets enough semen to solve that problem
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>>767534927
because he doesn't work any of those muscles out of the gym...

I bet he wouldn't hold a day in an actual heavy job.
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>>767529070
I like to wear belts because they keep my pants up. Why, what's your fucking excuse?
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>>767539388
so close
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