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Why do you still get on /b/?
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I like to post threads about buying my sister latex gear every day
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>>767527533
14 year old habit
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To tell you to visit my twitter >>767527456
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>>767527616
What's your reasoning for that?

>>767527646
I know the feeling anon. That's how long I've been here as well.

>>767527697
Faggot.
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>>767527729
www.twitter.com/GrandpaCed
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>>767527616
And the log thing
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>>767527646
This. Habit, this place is shit and full of racist cunts, 12 year old pretending to be men and traps. I still come here though, like a shitty pub I can't stay away from.
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boredom
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>>767527792
no, I've trained myself to hide those immediately without reading the insipid shit he posts

I also did the craigslist niggerdick one but that's kinda dead now since CL removed the personals
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I have no purpose in life. I have no job. I evade my friends and colleagues like they're a plague.
I can be free here. Racist, retarded, helpful, hide from reality and see all kinds of porn.
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>>767527533
Because I miss the Pool's Closed and the GameStop raids and I keep hoping something that magical will show up again.

Anyone remember when we closed the Habbo Hotel's pool because of AIDS? That was great.
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discovered this site in 2012. then I stopped in 2015-ish. I came back again because I was feeling blue and I needed someone to talk about. Someone that wouldn't judge me and someone that would tell me the truth no matter what.

I know it sucks, but this place is like a good friend
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Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
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>>767528080
Like that friend you hate but still can not not to not not yeah not to not do not not no don't do not tok
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boredom and habit... and the hunt for that one good thread out of a hundred that makes it all worth it. you gotta dig through the shit to find the gold.
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>>767527533

Barely do. More time on reddit.

Every once in a while, though. Website feels like my teenage years. I legitimately miss Cracky, then Boxxy, and all the crazy shit people would get up to.
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>>767528157
My fucking man. I thought I was the only one
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>>767528303
The Patton Space Heater is a lovely lightweight heater that produces a great deal of heat. There are two knobs on the front. One is a thermostat and the other has modes of one and two. Mode one makes it hot. Mode two makes it fire-hot! I usually turn it on a just keep the thermostat all the way over to the end. If you leave it on any lesser settings, the space heater will turn on and off intermittently. This may help you to not get too hot but I do not like it. I prefer constant heat until I decide to turn it off.

I have never tested the automatic shut-off if tipped over.

The front of it does get super hot. No one in my household has burned themselves; however. We have used it in the bathroom and it really heats up a small room. It is a quick and hot space heater!
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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING USA
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A lot of kids at school are making fun of me saying I look like a boy (I'm a girl!). My friends say it's because of my hair but I like my hair short. What should I do? All the teasing is getting to me.
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Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has to be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.

I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.

So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical intettference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>767527864
>like a shitty pub I can't stay away from.
kekd
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I'll never understand why retards try to kill themselves by jumping off of bridges into water...you're not hitting something like concrete and you almost never die.
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!
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>>767527533
secrets and confession threads.

came here at 17 for raids and nudes, now I'm 32 and cant leave because there's shit I can't talk about to anybody else in my life or have linked to me.
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In highschool (think it was 06 or 07) I used to come for the laughs and unadulterated opinions of others cause the PC of all my peers ruined my enthusiasm on. Things... 28 now and honestly just chime in with advice for certain things... and scroll through teen porn threads.


Wonder where that Kelly chick ended up... The one who sucked off her dog. That was some real shit.
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Neagan rocks give you bad juju....
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>>767528741
I'm on the same train as you. I have emotional problems that I know for a fact I can't talk with anybody.
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>>767527533
With all shit aside this has become one of the most trusted sites for me, this is where I get my news and lulz even my jollies sometimes when in the right mood
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