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When did you lose your virginity? I lost it to a 33 year old

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When did you lose your virginity?
I lost it to a 33 year old entrepreneur when I was 19.
The fucker didn't fuck my pussy only, but also my ass.
It was quite a strange experience.
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i was 16, she was 15. drove her home from school. nobody was at her house. took her upstairs, bent her over, and fucked the tar out of her. feelsgood man.
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>>767527135
did you ask him to fuck your pussy?
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>>767527135
Timestamp brah or u fake
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>>767527683
It was more of a challenge.
Challenged him to fuck and satisfy me, he accomplished the first task only tho.
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>>767528026
i think he just played you and didn't really care about the challenge. but at least he didn't impregnate you.
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I was 13, she was 11.
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40 years old.
She was 9 years old.

Did I mention that I'm Muslim?
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>>767528431
Nah, he cared way too much so I just fake it. The dumb fuck kept asking me if I was liking it.
At least we were in a nice and expensive hotel room.
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>>767528673
Muslim are furry pedos
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>>767528725
so... is the challenge still open?
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>>767528779
so just a regular pedo bear then...
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>>767527135
have ever tried anal since then, and if so do you like it?
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16 she was 23.
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>>767528673
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>>767527135
tits or gtfo whore
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Right...
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I can't believe you idiots think this is actually a girl
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>>767527135
>>767528989
also sharpie in pooper plz
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>>767528725
You gonna green text the story or just string us along like the faggot you are?
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>>767528850
Probably yes since I still haven't had a fucking orgasm.
>>767528894 yeah, but the dumb cunt hadn't bought the lube and it hurt quite a lot so we had to stop.
Spit doesn't work, and neither does Hans lotion.
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We had the same age, 15, and we both were virgins
She literally raped me while we where alone in my house, i had to get on a date with my gf, so i was nervous as shit
I couldn't even came after 30 minutes
Worst experience i ever had with sex
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>>767529319
that's good news baby because i will fuck your pussy silly with all 4 inches of my manhood ;)
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>>767527135
21, as was she
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>>767527135
her 16 me 20
her 18 me 24
her 22 me 26

taken 3, all winners
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Here you go you fucking fags
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>>767529724
its may you retarded cunt
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>>767529724
lift the shift now show one boob
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>>767529724
are you at work? was >>767527135 taken at the same place?
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>I was 19 and still a virgin because I'm too picky
>this hot older rich man kept hitting on me
>turned him down but he wouldn't accept a no
>so I challenged him to fuck me and satisfy me
>I was a dumb cunt and still am
>he took me to a nice expensive hotel
>I finally got my cherry popped and also my ass fucked
>it wasn't that great but it was quite a way to loose your virginity
>I think he fucked me like five times but I never got off
> he took me home and to this day he still tries to get into my panties again
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>>767530087
is this true OP
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>>767529841 I'm at my university's bookstore so nah
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>>767530156
> I'm at my university's bookstore
that make's it hot like pic related. just give a quick little flash when no one is looking.
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>>767530131
Yeah, a virgin until 19 then a promiscuous girl with a liking for older men. I should revaluate my whole life tbh
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>>767529724
>>767530156
go too the bathroom and show a tit
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>>767527135
You should fuck a 33 year old loser next...for comparison
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>>767530362
Probably should.
I have only fucked entrepreneurs, lawyers, brokers, quite a handful of lawyers tbh
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>>767530527
how do you even meet these people?
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write on a piece of paper "old cunt fuck hole" then spit on it and take a picture showing your hand with only the thumb and the ring finger rest leave them as a fist. That's the only way ill believe your retardation
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>>767530563
Idk, they hit on me.
Maybe because I look older or I'm quite different from girls here since I'm a foreigner.
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>>767530527
Any of them go down on you?

Have you even had an orgasm solo?
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>be me
>15 years old
>band trip
>3 in the morning
>everyone sleeping but girl beside me
>girl notices im watching breaking bad on laptop
>asks to watch
>notice her groping me
>kiss her
>gets on me and start fucking
>over in 7 mins
>day became awkward as fuck
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>>767530729
All of them did and loved it.
For very long times too.
Just couldn't have an orgasm, by myself I have no problems with that. Only with others.
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>>767530853
i think that means you're self conscious
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>>767530702
Female sex privilege
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>>767530853
What do you usually do to get yourself there?
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>>767531020
damn
only one girl has ever hit on me, meanwhile op is getting dogged by multiple guys every day
life sucks
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>>767527135
I was 22 and my friend set me up on a date with a coworker because she was always talking about kinky stuff too, and was gay, so why not. She was 8 years older then me, almost a full foot shorter than me and kinda butchish in a really charming way. She bought took me out to dinner and treated me like I was something to show off and then took me back to her place, plugged in some blue fairy lights, and fucked me for hours before we fell asleep cuddling. She treated me right the next few months, although when she found out how much younger I was and that she took my virginity she freaked out a little.
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>>767531084
Girl at a bar once wanted to suck my dick in the bathroom. I was pretty put off that she was so aggressively slutty...also I'd like to stay disease free
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>>767531224
a-are you a boy?
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>>767531240
BUT WAS SHE HOT?
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>>767527135
I was 13, she was 14. I liked it.
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>>767527135
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
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>>767531335
I'm a trap. This person was one of the few lesbians that was cool with that.
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>>767531463
oh hey that's pretty cool/hot
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>>767531356
She was like a 7 i guess...i like sex and all, but I'm not desperate
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>>767530702
>foreigner
That explains everything
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I'm 25 years old (male) and never kissed or had even a friendship with a girl. Pretty sad.
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>>767531240
Urghh you gotta be slutty with class and elegance. And not with random people you meet at a bar, smh
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>>767531497
It was definitely hot going through it. It was really nice having a woman dressing me up the way she was into and exploring my body while hormones were changing everything about it. Also having a pregnancy scare with a 30 year old lesbian is the funniest fucking thing, because like she was so on top of everything else and she just had no idea how to deal with this.
Anyway, 10/10 relationship would recommend getting fingered by a charming older lesbian until you cum so hard the neighbors hear
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>>767531523
What do you mean anon?
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>>767531463
So a faggot, just say so. Stop with all the retarded labels
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>>767528949
Sauce on original pic?
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>>767531929
I mean. If fucking girls makes me a faggot, sure
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i want to watch as my virgin crush esther rides a cock for the first time ever, begging for more
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>>767531533
>slutty with class and elegance
Hoe detected.
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>>767527135
n o b o d y g i v e s a f u c k c u n t
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>>767532145
You fucking cuck
>>767532159 at least I have always been faithful, never cheated once
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>>767532289 get the fuck off this thread then you fag
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>>767530853
I wouldn't mind being the loser that you experiment with your sexuality with
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>>767531463
>trap
wearing a bra doesn't automatically make you look feminine let alone hot. faggot
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>>767532304
Then why be a hoe? Flirting and hoeing isn't really being faithful, cunt.
Either you are fishing for a better option, which is being a cunt, looking to get some extra attention - which is also being a cunt or never had a relationship to be unfaithful in - which, surprisingly, is also being a cunt.

But hey, being a prostitute is also a profession. Nothing to be ashamed of.
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>>767532479
Passable traps are hot as fuck
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>>767532007
Google sea otter grabs girl.

The otter mistakenly thought she was small prey. It let go of her as soon as she hit the water because otters don't eat chinks.
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>>767530276
Looks like the in n out near my area
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>>767532145
Fucking sad. Please >>767532159
kill thyself.
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>>767532479
A dyke falling asleep sucking on my tits after fucking my brains out makes me feel pretty feminine, and I don't really care what anyone else thinks after that.
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>>767532501
I have had two relationships, you dumb cunt.
And never once I cheated or looked for a better option.
Don't talk shit if you don't know shit you fucking faggot
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>>767529038
I cant believe you still cling on to
>teh good ole days of 4chan
Where everybody had to abide by some arbitrary standards in order to ‘fit in’ (much like reddit) in this case everyone should have told op to ptogtfo
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>>767532671
Sorry for making you so butthurt.
I wonder why sluts get so agitated when they realise they really are sluts and not elegant ladies (that they often firmly believe to be).
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>>767532671
Two relationships but still being a slut and a cunt doesn't make you any less of a slut and a cunt.
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>>767529319
>Spit doesn't work
Have you never throat fucked that thick saliva up? That is awesome anal lube.
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>>767532867
Doesn't last
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>>767532669
That's a pain to take a picture of with a phone tho
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>>767530286
Sounds like you have daddy issues.
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>>767528673
muslim and lost your virginity at 40?!
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>>767532804
Because it wasn't cheap fucks in a dark alley or a shitty bathroom with total strangers but people I have dated if you don't count the first dude.
Exploring your sexuality doesn't equal being a slut.
Now you can go back to jerking of with thinking of your mommy, you fag
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>>767532919
it does the way i do it. Sometimes need to go a little ATM depending if air con or something is on
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>>767533033
>exploring your sexuality
Always wondered who fell for that. Now I know:
It's ELEGANT & CLASSY LADIES!
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>>767533174
>>767533174
this.
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I came in here to see some fucking nudes, not to watch this dumpster fire of an argument

0/10 thread, shame on you all for allowing this to happen

oh and I was 22
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>>767533174
sad to see her go, but apparently she still hasnt cum.
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>>767533174
It's not like I have fucked over 50 dudes duh
Only four
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Uhhh i'm 17 and still virgin.Pretty sad.
A complete asshole and a chain smoker.
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>>767533281
Get a vape and quit being an asshole
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>>767533281
Same 18 tho
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>>767529319
Making u orgasm would so easy lol
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>>767531459
He sure was behind of it.
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both 18
did everything but penetration in high school with girls
finally go to college and meet a friend from elementary
shes "sexually liberated" in other words a whore
both bored one day after class and we go back to my place to chill and we eventually fuck
sex is aight it wont change ur life but having an emotional connection with the person it makes it 10x better
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>>767529724
Buon giorno!
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>>767533281
ohmagawd i'm 17 my life's a mess, last week my asshole parents didn't give me enough pocket money, I'm like so depressed now my life's a tragedy


This thread is gold. I think the influx of underaged bitchkids has been fun. 'Exploring sexuality', having 'pretty sad life and chainsmoking' when 17 - it's become an endless YLYL.
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I tried vape and i kinda use it
because it has more varieties of flavors than cigarettes. My fav is coffe is vape.
But i still perfer cigarettes.
Even if i vape it doesn't make me feel alive.

Being an assholes has made my life more comfortable and easy.
Cause no mothfo wanna mess with me.
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23. She was THICC. Since then, I always go for the THICC. Bless the THICC.
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>>767528555

Greentext time. Also describe her pussy, how she felt, and whether she enjoyed it.
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>>767533579
>>767533258
I think 'sexually liberated' should be the new word for whore.
I love it when you can say things like 'an independent woman' and 'sexually liberated' straight to somebody's face and they fuckin' light up with the proudest retarded expression exclaiming 'yes!!'.
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>>767533810
I can smell you incel fags from over here
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It was the day before I turned 18, I'd swiped her from this guy-with-guitar-at-party dbag, she was my crush through highschool. Solid 9 petite readhead with freckles errywhere. I took her out for the day, she invited me back to the shithole she called a house, didn't matter one bit to me. Bedtime, she slipped into bed next to me buck nekkid, then proceeded to tell me I couldn't put it in because she wanted the moment to be special. Said fuck that and found as many loopholes as I could before we tuckered out. Early next morning I rolled over and right there was a beautiful nekkid redhead laying next to me, so, like any red-blooded american would, I startled her awake with a cock between the thighs and pulled her on top of me. We fucked till the sun came up and walked across the street to get doughnuts, then went back and fucked some more.

Kinda shitty I feel like I can't really top how I felt then, I'm 24 I shouldn't feel like I've peaked
>>767533230
yes
>>767533258
You gotta be discerning with where you throw the puss, otherwise the puss ain't worth nothing. It's basic economics
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>>767533810
I improved your image, anon.
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>>767534184
Having an opinion contrary to the majority doesn't mean I have to stand on a barrel and shout about it. Trolling butthurt teens on /b is fun. In real life I live my life according to my principles without the need to advocate them - if you wanna be a hoe, good for you, hell, if I have to talk about it I'll be encouraging - it's not my job to protect anyone from poor choices. You'd be surprised at how many decent principled people there are - they are simply too decent/smart to scream like the SJW affected individuals do.
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>>767534403
Thanks, that's great.
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>>767534456
You've just gained 1 Autism Point!
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>>767534643
Sure I did, sweetie.
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>>767534643
>Mom! Too many words to read!
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>>767534643
I'm gonna start filling this thread with my autistic renditions of these cats unless you fucks kill yourselves

pic very related
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>>767534901
Go on. I'll provide material.
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>>767527135
Lost my virginity at 14 to an 18 year old who had her own car. She wasn't the best looking girl but she had really huge titties and gave me lots of pretty good head. Highschool through my mid 20's were some really great times.
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>>767534901
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>>767534901
.
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>>767534901

I made this one into food
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>>767535245
But there's not enough cat visible. You can do better.
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>>767535245
Here's more.
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So I'm 30 & I have the chance to fuck my 19 yo co-worker. Should I?
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>>767535553
Not since you had to ask, dipshit.
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>>767535752
I respect this answer now that I think about it
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>>767535553
Should already have fucked here instead of asking us, you fag
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>>767527135
When I was 14. Wasn't that good.
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>>767536438
What happened anon?
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>>767533230
Agree
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>>767535553
>co-worker
Not a good idea, but if you are not a retard and nobody will know, then go for it.
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20, my friend took me to a strip club in Tijuana where he also paid for my bitch so I can fuck. God bless Tijuana
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At 18, drunk, fucked a 17 yo, didn't cum and the sex only lasted for a minute because she had pains.
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