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>23.
>Single and masturbate constantly.
>Unemployed.
>Living With Mom.
>No talents or skills.
>I'm a fucking bitch, I can't do confrontation.
>I literally shake when I'm around people.
>Everyone thinks I'm gay.
>Im starting to wonder if I'm actually retarded.

Should I kill myself? It seems like the only logical thing to do.
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>>767524428
yes
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No, kill Jews. Rape a kike whore.
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Make sure she is racially Jewish
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Lift Weights
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>>767524428
Can you live stream so at least at the end of your life you can give others a little bit of entertainment?
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Lurk in a fucking synagogue and say you are Jewish.
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>>767524428
>LOGical
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>>767524641
I don't have a pc.
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>>767524428
Get a job in construction. The dickwads and douches will toughen you up a bit and help with your confrontational skills. And you'll get strong while you're at it. Yes, I'm serious.

No real skills required you can learn as you go. Gotta find someone desperate for work at the getgo though
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>>767524428
join the army loser
kill some middle east moslems
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>>767524639
Can't afford membership and if a friend takes me people stare, whisper, and laugh about my form. I feel like a dumbass every time I hop on a machine.
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>>767524428
Wow, are you me?
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>>767524428
stop masturbating and it will all come together
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>>767524699
Go out with a "bang" then. I'll let you determine the "bang" for yourself, don't disappoint yet another person, give a good "bang."
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>>767524897
Depends do you have JOI fetish?
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>>767524893
Buy handweights then
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do literally anything.
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>>767524428
I'm similar. Anxiety makes work a bitch.
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>>767525002
I have now
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>>767524801
I have no car to transport me to a job. Also wouldn't most places require you to have experience, or at least know how to use tools?
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>>767525092
Have any tips to deal with it?
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>>767524893
Go to goodwill or whatever and buy a set.
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>>767525147
Not really, no, unfortunately.
You could always see a therapist though.
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>>767524428
Nah just find yourself a fatty
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>>767524893
Do prison workouts
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>>767525248
I freak women out. I have a staring problem.
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>>767525231
Would love to, but I can't afford one.
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>>767524428
Since this seems to be a cry for help:
> 30, virgin, but kissed at least
> Did temporary works in my past (max 1 year)
> Realize something wrong in my life
> Discover I can write anything I'm able to picture in my mind in C programming language
> Still with my parents, still no gf, but companies now pays shitload to have my services

You just need to find what that job which comes natural to you. I wont be probably able to have a gf in my life, but I'm happy because I feel realized.
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>>767525107
Not really, there are a lot of places super desperate for work, that they will hire anyone looking to learn. Roofing, for example. This is a good time for it, too, going into summer. It is hard on your body but it could get you on your feet, and seriously that is the hardest part.

The transport IS an issue, however. You might be able to figure it out with a foreman or something.
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Whatever you decide to do, just don't do what I did. I sit in front of the computer 18 hours a day. Now I have terrible back problems, my arms are a mess, my hands hurts 24/7 and my wirsts are destroyed, and I'm not even in my mid 20's
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>>767525411
It is. I'm to much of a coward to do it. I kind of hope I die in a crash or get killed by someone.
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>>767525577
Nah, you just need someone which say: you can do it.

You can do it Anon
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>>767525472
I have a fear of heights, but I get what you're saying.
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>>767525520
I'm sitting in front of a PC like 12 hours a day. Start to have similar conditions, so I started to do some sports and now I'm ok
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>>767525520
Are you retarded? I'm 29 and sit in front of the computer all day every day and don't have any of those body problems
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>>767525804
You'll find problems once you stop sitting in front of the computer 24/7, you retard
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>>767525804
When's the last time you had interact with people outside your own home?
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>>767525804
Come back when you are 35 and unable to move, fucking sack of shit.
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>>767525979
Are you my neighbors son?
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>>767525871
>>767525946
I go outside to see a movie or eat every week or two and I still don't have those problems
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>>767526091
>still
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>>767524428
X2

(Except for the gay part)
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>>767526091
Yea but do you go with anybody? I'm capable of going out myself. But in social situations is when I panic
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>>767526091
Work any job that requires lifting things or just you to bend your back a lot and you'll notice
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>>767526417
Yeah but they said back problems and problems with every part of the arms and I can lift things without pain... The only pain I have is just a little sore every once in a while, and not bad.
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>>767524428
enlist in the military. you WILL make it and it WILL solve most of these problems.
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>>767524428
Film it.
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>>767526921
I have thought about it, for the discipline. It could also increase my chances to get killed, which is a plus.
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>>767527226
How would I upload it though.
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>>767527254
Stream it while it happens.
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>>767524428
Just run with the idea that everyone thinks you're gay and get a sugar daddy. You'll never get with a girl anyways so you got nothing to regret so it should be an easy choice.
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>>767524691
Youre the only one still on this kid.
How does it feel having a folder with literal shit.
That's you, youre that guy.
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>>767524428
t-nation.com
5x5 starting strength
jim wendler 531
/fit/ sticky

or fuck off and kys either way dont come back
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>>767527340
>shit
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>>767524893
Your form... Are you a triangle or something?
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Watch the documentary I made today its called society is brainwashed, it will make you feel good about yourself knowing their are people more retarded than you, I will post part 1 and 2 if your interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-HgekLzotE&t=6s [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev-4UgNmP9E [Embed]
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>>767524428
Yes.
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>>767525411
>Realized I'm a fucking idiot savant

Not everyone is born with some kind of innate talent.
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>>767524893
This literally never happens. God you sound just like me making excuses for everything.
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>>767527233
it'll be the experience of a lifetime /b/ro. seriously, look into it.
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>>767524428
I was exactly the same. Got my first job at 24, as webdev.
Life is even more miserable now.
Let's an hero together m8
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>>767527867
I do have a habit for making excuses. (don't try to) But it happens a lit when I go.

Guy with his friend at bench press.
"Watch this inexperienced motherfucker"

Guy with his girl. I was on a stretch machine they have at PF, I don't know what I was doing wrong.
"Hey babe look at this guy" *laughs*

A group of people were laughing because I had sweatpants on.
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>>767528670
They're the assholes for laughing at someone trying to better themself
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>>767524428
Just try different things, dude.
I was exactly the same way, and one day I woke up and decided to take a motorcycle lesson and I did it.
I love motorcycles now and ride them everytime I can.

Then i tried a woodworking class and now I'm building a model doll house.

Then I tried writing a book and hated it and now I know not to spend any money.

Just get out and try shit, even if you think you won't like it. You'll meet new people and conquer your anxiety.
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>>767527370
FUCK OFF YOU IMMATURE LITTLE BITCH. FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN OBSESS OVER SOME QUEER TALENTLESS SINGER'S SHIT ON AN INTERNET IMAGEBOARD ALL DAY YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE
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>>767528870
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>>767528905
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>>767528988
Dubs logged
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>>767524428
Ask your mom if she will masturbate your penis.

That will give you a new hobby.
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>>767528870
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>>767528870
Don't respond to it. It doesn't know it's retarded. We're hoping it'll tire itself out eventually.
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>>767524428
Hey asshole, just get out of the house and do something. Literally anything. Killing yourself would only hurt your mom, stop being a faggot. If you can't think of anything, join the Navy.
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>>767528870
Stop replying to the spamming trolls, you fucking idiot. We were doing fine up until you took the fucking bait.
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>>767524893
I think you're right, you should really kill yourself for being such a massive faggot. You are beyond repair. You are a weak maggot and should get the fuck out of the gene pool.
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>>767529049
WE'VE BEEN HOPING FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS, DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHY THE MODS WON'T JUST BAN THIS NECKBEARDED SCATOPHILE FOR WHAT IS LITTERALLY SPAMMING THE BOARDS ALL DAY
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>>767529053
>join the navy
Op confirmed as pole sucker
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Become a pornstar.Bitch.

Gay porn is in demand.
and i'm serious.
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>>767529127
Grow up
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>>767528753
THIS. If someone feels the need to constantly judge others who are clearly trying to improve themselves, they have issues.
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>>767529137
Don't ask, don't tell
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>>767524428
Been at exactly the same point at age 23. Then at some point that year I got sick of it and started to fear for my future. I decided to confront my insecurities and big fears.

First step was getting a job. After a while I found a great job as a cook (still working there happily). This started to boost my social skills.

Next step was getting a haircut and starting to actually approach girls instead of only fantasizing about it. Of course the first steps were rough, this first date went horrible and it only broke down my self esteem. But I was going to change myself so I decided to get back on the horse and it happened to be the start of many dates, fun nights, sex, love and also a few broken hearts. But I felt alive for the fucking first time. It all ended in finding a sweet girl I'm still together with.

Final step was moving out from my parents', because having loud sex with your date next to where your parents sleep is only going to make things weird. I found a great appartment with a view over the sea. It gave me the final self esteem boost I needed.

So when I got my job, girls and a home, the transformation was complete. It was like I went from child to mature in a year. People around me didn't believe their eyes, also because my appearance changed a lot. That's also when women started to come to me like flies on shit. It was a weird experience after being pretty much the most unattractive and ugly guy on earth.

So long story short: there is hope! It isn't even that hard to change. Like always, it feels like it's gonna be a crazy scary mission way beyond your comfort zone, but when it's done you're like: that was it? Is this what I was afraid of all these years?

Cheer up bro, don't sit around waiting for things to change. YOU have to take action, climb onto the surfboard and start riding the wave. It will be bumpy and suddenly you will experience greater highs and deeper lows, but trust me that it's a million times better than feeling flat.
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>>767524893
Dude seriously nobody is paying anymore fucking attention to you than anyone they pass on the street. Get over yourself.
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>>767529127
Hey, whatever generates traffic. That's all that matters to chinkmoot. Log poster thinks he's saving us from bad threads with his posts. He's fighting fire with gasoline. He's a literal retard.
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>>767528870
Poop
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>>767529249
Feeling flat is enjoyable enough to ride, but I'm 19 and riding until 23 sounds like a beta move. Already been working for 2 years, but outside of my job I do fuck all and stay up all night instead of waking up during the day. Inheriting my dad's gym membership soon, so I'm just gonna grind out my body and sleep schedule first. Focus on girls after becoming fit enough to not look like a troglodyte
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Working outside is really healthy. I work for a privacy fence installation company and I do interior house Painting on the side. Ever since I started spending 40+ hours a week in the sun I just feel good lol
I started at the fence company 2 months ago and it was a good choice. I had spent most of my time before that working inside houses and being inside was demoralizing
Anyways the commitment of working overtime most weeks feels good try it if you don’t have anything better to do I had a lot of your problems but working hard helps with literally all of your issues
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>>767525107
Okay, here's the dilemma.
When I was dirt broke, I needed a job. So I walked 5 miles a day to be a janitor that cleans up human waste everyday. When I could afford a car, I got one. You have to make sacrifices. Surely you have at least a bike or something, then you can make the excuse you're trying to be healthy. Secondly, a lot, and I mean a lot of businesses will train you on the job. You'll start off small or be an apprentice but since you're already living with your mom, you obviously have no financial problems at the moment. Even if you don't want to go far away to do you job, you can even get part time position as a bagger for a few months, I mean fuck, you've had 5 years. If everything fails, join the military and use that money after a few years to invest, or to buy a car and get a real job. There's so many ways this can go its funny. Just start doing something and work it out from there. It opens up fast
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>>767524428
I'm literally you
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>>767525577
If you get a life insurance policy I'll do it for you.
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>>767531492
I see these threads every damn day.
It makes me fucking upset no one has it in their minds that they have to start early or even attempt to live.
>I live with my mom
>Oh I dont have a job or gf
>My CRIPPLING ANXIETY
It seems like none of you, or not a lot of you have actually experience what it means to work and when hit hits you like a truck, you get shit stomped.
Make a plan, lay out the steps, do it until it hurts, and then keep on doing it you fucking pussies
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>>767529053
>Hey asshole

goo goo gaga u mean
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