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STOP

There has been an influx of jew sightings. The Führer has ordered a road block.

Show me some identification please.

>Dubs = jew
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>>767516890
Lol, you fucking cryptokike
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You
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=
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JEW
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Heil Obama
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H-h-here you go
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So far so good, the Führer is pleased
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rolling
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oh fuck
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No likes here!
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>>767517400
COME WITH ME
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>>767517599
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JEWISH COLLUSION
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oh shit
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>>767517599
LIAR!
I shall throw you in for Fürher too.
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>>767517677
Oh shit.
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>>767517677
COME WITH US!
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Also if you post the first time and get dubs, automatically you cannot reroll and are a jew.

Same for gice versa.
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>>767516890
Hello. I am Jewish. In no way is this thread not offensive. Delete it.
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>>767517711

Many jews lurk here
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>>767517599
I shmell frogwaffles
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>>767517779
This is /b/.

Nobody cares on /b/.
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I’m not a Jew. My last name is gold, and I’m a banker.... Why is that suspicious?
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>>767517932
..
You are not Jew, we see. Go ahead.
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>>767516890
>Hauptsturmführer
>checking papers
...I'd like to see your orders.
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All good sir
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>>767517986
>>767517996
Go though.
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>>767517207
>>767516979
>>767517002
>>767517020

Free to go, you all.
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>>767517203
>>767517273
>>767517428
>>767517595

Go through people.
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Certainly, Herr Doge. I've got my ID right here. HEIL HITLER!
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>>767516890
roll!
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uh huh
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>>767518215
I see. You are not Jew. You are here for work?

You can help me approve or you can take the filth to their death.
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>>767518242
>>767518281
Free to go in, men.
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>>767517036
>>767517502
Free to go in.
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רול
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Oy vey
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Do you happen to be hiring, mein friend? I've always wanted to root out some kikes
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>>767516890
>not having trips as the JDIF
kys
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>>767518972
Sure. Question this man:
>>767518650

Go in.
>>767518896
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discord dot gg/HuR3Kfj
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>>767519002
In.
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>>767516890
Herr Obersturmführer, the Allgemeine SS has no authority to install roadblocks, as such you are to be condemned to Birkenau and the Oberkommando des Wehrmachts is to take over manning the post.
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>>767516890
Im no jew
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>>767518304
Oh, I was just passing through, but how could I turn this chance down? I'll stick around and keep an eye out. More exciting than that novel I was working on. Die Juden werden sterben!
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>>767519096
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>>767518650
Please, take a seat. I will ask you a question, and you will respond in a manner I deem acceptable. Do you understand?

First question: Do you speak English?
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Heilu hitler...
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>>767516890
H-here you go officer. H-heil hitler...
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>>767518566
Do mein eyes deceive!? You there! Halten sie! Take this anon to the gas chambers.
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>>767519381
Yes.. a liitle bit,
My name is Yeoyachin
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>>767519381
Did you just say English?
Guardsmen! This man ist ein Ami spy!

>>767519499
JUDE!
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>>767516890
Not semetic.
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>>767519437
Traitor! Off to the Kamp!
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>>767519499
Yeoyachin, only a Jew would tell his name without being asked to provide it.

Ugh, guards! Get this filthy Jew out of my presence immediately!
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>>767516890
I'm definitely not a jew.
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>>767517779
GTFO then
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>>767519950
M-mein fuhrer!
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>>767516890
>Hm,,,,he was behind??
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>>767516890
Filthy Juden
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Passing through, gotta get home for supper
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>>767519950
I apologize, mein Führer. We seem to have some of these filthy Juden attempting to cross the border. Do not fear. We will make sure they are found and put into the camps immediately.

Glory to the Führer! Heil Hitler!
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I would never associate myself such disgusting creatures
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>>767520010
Daa ist some wundebar work you are doing. Keep it up.
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Ok
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>>767520199
How many double agents are in our ranks, Juden!? Tell us!
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>>767520199
>>767520299
GUARDS!!! JUDEN!!!
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>>767520299
SHAIZA! I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED! RUN MEIN JUDEN FRIENDS!
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>>767520299
Mein fuhrer... are you... a Juden!?
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>>767520199
You are coming with me, just into this here train car.
>>767520299
m-mein führer! Du bist auch eine Jude!

>>767520347
Unfortunately, many Just a matter of rooting them out
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>>767517779
go die kike
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Tag Offizier
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>>767516890
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>>767520384
Would you forget it for now?
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Here
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>>767516890
Oy vey
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>>767520424
Shaiza...it is no use hiding it now. Ja, ich am ein juden...
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>>767520199
I smell the blood of a juden
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Well...deutchsland will need a new Füher, i guess.
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defo not a jew
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>>767516890
nothing to see here
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>>767520722
es gibt immer einen guten nigger, das gleiche muss für den juden wahr sein
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I'm not a Jew fuck all of you
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>>767520930
>>767520948
Go through.
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>>767520999
Come with me.
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Check em im clearly not one
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>>767520999
YOU ARE A SUPER JUDEN! GUARDS, GAS HIM!
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>>767521098
Well you must stay with us for questioning then.
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>>767520722
**Scheiße

**Ja, ich bin ein Jude
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>>767521127
I shall take him away.
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>>767517711
AH HAH!
I see you escaped sneaky JUDEN!
You're coming with me!
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>>767521127
If you do not mind, may I have him burned?
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>>767520999
Gott im himmel!
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>>767521199
No. Come with us!
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>>767517779
>>>767519993 >>767520492
both of you have been reported to the JIDF
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We are having an influx of Jews! Guards, hurry!
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No dubs here sir
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>>767520722
No! Tell me it's not true, mein fuhrer! Tell me it's a sick joke! You're just joking! This is a loyalty test! Don't tell me you're a Juden! Don't you dare! You were like a father to me!
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>>767516890
Me no curly hair jew
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>>767521145
Questioning?
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>>767521199
Shiza! Ich ben Jud3n!

Get him, Hans!
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>>767521197
Ja, go ahead
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Those of you making threats against my people will be reported.
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>>767521264
Hmm.. I see. Well go through.
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>>767521302
Only cure is suicide
you know what to do anon-heimer
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>>767521325
Kek
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>>767521127
i have been found i shall take my last shekles and be burned with them as I am the super jew
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>>767521306
You had 98. It is close enough to doubles and we must question you just in case. Go with >>767521314 over here..
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25% Irish here, don't mind me.
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>>767521302
Das ist the truth....but you...you shall be the new Füher...please...finish what I have started
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>>767521236
That‘s the German „oh my god“, dumköpft
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>>767521495
I'm no Takeo Ischi okay?
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>>767521435
That seems reasonable enough to me
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Why of course I'm not a Jew
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>>767516890
ok
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>>767521435
Nein Comaraden, that was some other half-breed
My Parents were not dishonorable race traitors!
I am PURE ARYAN
Long live ze Fuhrer!
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Please don't Shoah me
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Ich shall go now, someday they will find me again and kill me, but it is not today!
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>>767521590
>>767521592
Go through.
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Nope, no jew here
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>>767521819
I guess you can go.. go on then.
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>>767521363
>>767521457
I'll... I'll do it... N-nothing personnel... mein vater. I swear by the motherland, I will finish the Jew rats. *BANG*
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>>767516890
No jew here
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>>767522011
Gas him.
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>>767522011
Throws stones at the jew
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I'm white.
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>>767522057
>>767522069
There is a mistake im no juden
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>>767521882
Der Führer ist tot, lang lebe der Führer.
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>>767522138
You are jew! You have the doubles.
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No country for old jews
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>>767522011
Vell, vell, vell. Vhat have ve here? Into ze gas chamber!
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>>767522199
Thows rocks at the jew
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>>767516890
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checkem
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poo
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>>767522366
Throws rocks at the jew
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>>767522366
poo
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>>767522199
Look at it. It makes me zick. Vhat vould our anzestors vink, to zee zuch Jewery avoot, and on ze German zoil, no less! Into ze gas chamber!
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>>767522399
Touché jude
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>>767516890
Hello I am a white dude.
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>>767522463
Gas me i caught ze jew
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>>767522366
>>767522399
>>767522411
GAS CHAMBER, GAS CHAMBER, GAS CHAMBER! ZE JUDEN MUST BE ELIMINATED!
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>>767516890
Woof mein Fur-er
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>>767522527
99 here please gas me i some how contracted jewisness
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All good here
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>>767516890
>puts on ACME non-jew disguise kit
>better hope this works
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>>767522677
Spits on jew as we are led to the gas chamber
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>>767522677
How wrong you are.
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>>767516890
mein fuhrer, is there a chance for redemtion for der juden?
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>>767522701
Heimi! You made it!
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Heil mein furry
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Reporting in with my singles
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>>767522833
shit i swear i got hacked
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>>767522669
Nice try, zoldier. Please return to your vork. Ze var vill be over zoon. Ve need you.
>>767522677
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN! ZIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! SCREW ZE GAS CHAMBER! ALL JUDEN SHALL HENCEFORTH BE DISPOSED OF ON SIGHT!
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>>767516890
please im clean i swear
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>>767522813
Schlomo! you're here too!
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>>767522892
>>767522935
You two are clean.
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>>767522833
>>767522852
NO EXCEPTIONS! ALL JUDEN MUST BE ELIMINATED!
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>>767522874
Danke mein fuhrer
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can i poo on ze corpse on anne frank mein führer?
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>>767522935
Won't last much longer i'm afraid!
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>>767522964
Hei, I'm kind of hungry.
When can I get some food?
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no jews here
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>>767523059
Just keep your disguise on and these goyim will not suspect a thing!
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>>767523124
I can tell. I am not stupid. Send it off to the gas chamber!
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Pop pop, Jews drop
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>>767522984
Is this nigga for real? Nein, you know vat? Poo vere you vill, zo long as you keep vatching for ze Juden.
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Sieg heil n such
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>>767523165
You're gonna need more proof than that fritz!
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>>767516890
no hebrew for you in this BMW
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>>767516890
roll
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Hello :))
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>>767523103
Oh, no zoldier of mein vill go hungry on mein vatch! Have zis bratvurst, mein fam.
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smash me fuckin arse
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No patch on my arm sir, I'll be moving right along now
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tehe my wittle buttcrack
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FUCK JEWS.
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>>767523488
You just played yourself
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>>767523507
>Hitler dubs

Are you sure about that?
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no kikes here
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No Jews here, just a typical Aryan on his way to the western front.
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>>767523488
...jungen, you know vat to do.
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>>767516890
Ich bin nicht Juden
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>>767520046
I need to pass to Poland sir
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>>767516890
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>>767516890
just visiting my grandmama
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somevon fuck my aryan schnitzel ya ya ya,
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cakewalk
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porplestonklesteiningtonshirecastleton
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no dubs for me
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>>767517599
>>767517677
>>767517711
Back to the gas chamber with you, money-grabber!
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If I get trips I'll kms
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>>767516890
היי אני לא יהודי
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>>767519096
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Idk why but traps make my butt tingle
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>>767516890
Sieg Heil
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>>767524233
oh shit
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No jews here, goy
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>>767524176
Crypto!!!!
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I'm not a jew, I'm just crazy.
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I'm late can I go now
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>>767520999
SUPER JUDEN SPOTTED
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>>767524399
You can go to the oven, YOU FUCKING KIKE!!!
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>>767524399
HALT JEWISH SCUM
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Surely, you can't be serious.
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Check’d
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s'up my niggaz?
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>>767516890
going through
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not jew
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>>767516890
U WOT M8?!
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THIS IS AN ATTACK ON THE CHECKPOINT
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fuck ancestry.com dubs never lies
roll
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>>767524763
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, CRYPTO JUDEN!!!!!!!
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roll
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>>767524866
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lol xD dis is 4cahn xD best 12nd birfday evar

frum minegirl6
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I'll be on my merry way. HEIL HITLER!
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>>767516890
>>12666666
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>>767524866
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OY VEY GOYIM! GET AWAY FROM MY GOLD!
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>>767516890
Im not a jew i swear!
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>>767516890
oof
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All these juden are an eyesore!
SS,dispose of these bodies properley,burning them smells!
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>>767516890
I dindu nuffin
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Sieg heil
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▲▲
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>>767525042
B-but, I'm one of you guys!!
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here you go officer
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xD so funny
frum minegirl6
idk how to sign in sry xD
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>>767524866
akusthulty noiu
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>>767525210
Also,the "Hitler" earlier was nothing but an imposter of me!
I am the real Führer!
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>>767525545
fuck up cunt
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Pls
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>>767525576
You are not a juden but you are still disrespecting me
GAURDS,GAS THIS JUDEN SPY,I KNOW HE IS WORKING FOR THEM
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guyz how do i maek a chanel 4 accownt
frum minegirl6
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>>767516890
shiet
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>>767525733
OY VEY
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>>767525733
It appears zat u are ze juden
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>>767525766
Goyims rigged my ID!
this cannot be,double juden!
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reply faggots
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Fuck you I'm not jewsh
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>>767526488
Oh really?
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Guten tag
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>>767516890
I hope everything is in order
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>>767526488
Does the 88 count? It is nazi dubs after all
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>>767516890
Gab es denn da einen Unrat, eine Schamlosigkeit in irgendeiner Form, vor allem des kulturellen Lebens, an der nicht wenigstens ein Jude beteiligt gewesen wäre? Sowie man nur vorsichtig in eine solche Geschwulst hineinschnitt, fand man, wie die Made im faulenden Leibe, oft ganz geblendet vom plötzlichen Lichte, ein Jüdlein.
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>>767516890
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>>767516890
Never a Jew.
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>>767516890
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my butt butt hurties
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look out
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>>767520108
You notice one country name NOT on that list
USA
USA
USA
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here you go
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> quietly walks in to your gas chamber
> closes the door
> waits for you to open it back up again
> stretch and quietly yawn
> take a bow, and leave, stepping around all the gassed kikes

What now?
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That's me
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