God here [AMA].
>>767510985
Why did you allow Cain to slay Abel if the children of Israel were meant to multiply?
>>767510985
when will i get laid
>>767510985
what makes you think you're better than Baal? he simply wanted us to fuck each other while you demanded genocide. Baal was cool and you were always a prick. you killed everyone.
>>767511150
I was busy
siblings shouldn't fight
they might kill each other
>>767511470
you you cough up $100USD to prosy
>>767511495
I was a very accurate killer
I didn't kill indiscriminately
and people should believe in true love for ultimate happiness
>>767511685
>prosy
what
>>767511782
A wanton lady of the night.
>>767510985
What's the deal with airline food?
>>767511685
"accurate"
> kills everyone and everything on the planet except for what fit on a single boat.
>>767511685
>I didn't kill indiscriminately
you literally commanded to kill every man, woman and child. that is completely indiscriminate.
>and people should believe in true love for ultimate happiness
from my experience, there's no such thing. do you mean to love you as you have commanded? because you still seem like a total cunt.
>>767511782
prozy=prostitute
you can get all types of diseases from not fucking
I'm asumming you're a a guy as there are no girls on the internet
>>767512025
fly with Qantas
it's a decent feed
>>767512074
c'mon man you believe that story?
>>767512084
no no no
no
do you believe in intelligent design?
perhaps you'd like to be muslim and fight over women?
>>767510985
can you make my crush love me?
>>767512292
>perhaps you'd like to be muslim and fight over women?
the Judeo-Christian god is the exact same god of Islam. all these religions fight over women. seems like you don't know your own works.
When will my reflection show who I am inside?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was banging my cheating whore wife instead of actually chucking wood?
Are you capable of creating a rock so heavy that my cheating whore wife couldn't push it aside to get at other guys' dicks?
Why do bad things happen to good people who are just trying to provide for their families while their cheating whore wives are out banging lumberjacks?
>>767512385
lust isn't love
I can't make you love your crush
>>767512417
alright whitey
>>767512433
hit gym?
>>767512541
abou' tree fiddy
>>767512626
maybe you should marry your true love?
>>767512725
yeah look just read the bible
If you created the devil, and the devil is evil, then which one of you is responsible for my wife's craving for extramarital cock?
>>767513014
YHWH < Baal
>>767510985
https://youtu.be/BEfL0ih33Gs
>>767513132
Fucking kek
When are you going to let your angels blow the trumpet already, sick and tired of humanity and the lack of darwinism.
>>767510985
Is it okay to be gay?
>>767513181
>lack of darwinism
>not understanding Darwin
read his fucking book you dumb fucking child
>>767513308
no
Will the people around me and myself be okay?
>>767513448
sure
ok is easy
everyone will be ok
without help
Who did Adam and Eve's children have children with?
>>767513506
That was a quick reply. Thanks tho.
How do I get my neighbour's kids to stop throwing trash in my yard? I tried gathering it all up and stuffing it through their window at night but their dad threatened to call the cops on me.
>>767510985
why are there niggers and south america ?
>>767513361
no u
>>767513540
(not god)
There was lots of incest back in the day
>>767513540
some evolved fish
really...
>>767513638
np
>>767513743
just throw it back
>>767513853
why do you have the ability to type, but not think?
>>767513982
yeah i read On the Origin of Species and that's why i know what it's about. you dumb baby
>>767513853
I think the real question is why did your ancestors decide to leave whiteland and go fetch black folk to bring with them when they did. This is a hell of your own making.
>>767510985
God is a woman
>767512417
doesnt seem like you know much either.
>>767514095
Do you need anything?
>>767514535
I need somethings only time will provide
I can wait
I'm a patient man
>>767514162
nope, I be not americunt. Just really don't like niggers and sandniggers
>>767514095
fucking jew, answering a question with a question. No wonder your wife left you
>>767514656
I bet my left nut you're white.
>>767514653
What are these thing? Material things?
>>767510985
Why you hate me so much?
Why you make every plan that I have, fail so miserably?
Why you hate that I have ambitions?
>>767514755
let me guess
you'd love to bully but you're too weak to
you're a fan of WWE and WWF
you love Metal
You're Aryan of descent
you're not in any intelligent job
you have family that's rich
but you're poor
and uneducated
>>767514792
just a means to get to my true love
>>767514866
life is eternal
if life wasn't challenging
life would have no meaning