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(ITT we are traveling first class and conduct ourselves like civilized gentlemen. Until trips, when they run out of champagne. Then we abuse the flight crew and each other.)

London to Hong Kong twice a month is brutal. What line of work are you in?
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Enjoy your fucking ban OP HAS BEEN REPORTED PLEASE BAN
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>>767510242
I'm a sex trafficker. You?
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>>767510349
Don't mind him he is my Autistic cousin. Taking him to Hong Kong to abort him legally.
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>>767510512
We supply prisons with cells and weapons. One can't be too cautious around those people these days.
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>>767510242
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Me? I'm the mile high assassin. My job is to kill targets on planes
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>>767510242
What are the lavatory facilities like in first class?
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>>767510775
Assalamalikum. Care for a drink?
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>>767510850
Much better than those... BACK THERE... if you know what I mean. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those filthy things.
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>>767510874
Sure why not.
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I'll take five bottles of champagne, please.
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Unfortunately the airplane only have this in their movie storage. So i think we'll have to watch this for the next few hours looping it.
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>>767510242
kill yourself faggot
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>>767511079
Autistic cousin again. Sorry about him guys.
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CUMMIES CUMMIES AHHHHH CUMMIES AHHHH UGHHHHH CUMMIESSSSS AHHH AHH
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>>767511137
It's quite alright. I simply adore the disabled. What's your name, little fellow? Do you enjoy cartoons?
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>>767510584
could you please be quiet? I'm trying to study my medical heart surgery procedure. You are not alone on this flight, please be more respectful. Thanks. I'm jack by the way.
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>>767511523
He is mentally retarded. I can't stop him. Be a little more respectful "jack"
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>>767511523
Hey jack, interesting job you have there. Any experiences of doing heart surgery while mid-air falling with a big guy ?
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Could the assassin kill the retard and see if the heart doctor can revive him for a laugh old sports?
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Excuse me, mr. attendant. Can i have some more champagne, please?
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HOW IS EVERYONES TRIPS GOING??
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all this legroom, soooo nice
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Fags
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how about this weather huh?
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Such a nice day
I'm enjoying these saltines.
Would anyone care for a saltine?
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i heard there was a masseuse on this airline
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pardon me, is there anything higher than First Class that I could upgrade to?
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Stewardess. Are there any other free in-flight movies, besides “Let’s buy a zoo”?
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Stewardess, are there any lower class ticket peons for me to sexually abuse?
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>>767514655
;^( so clos
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Hello fellow first classers, got any news?
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nigger
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double nigger
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triple nigger
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quadruple nigger
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pentuple nigger
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>>767511523
Ben Linus is my name I'm in charge of a spiritual retreat you should drop in by sometime.
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sextuple nigger
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>>767514998
AGH FOCK M8
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septuple nigger
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octuple nigger
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>>767510242
So nice up here in the 1st class seating. 1 champagne please and thank you. Btw I am a black
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seems like some of the rabble has made their way into first class. shame, airline travel isn't what it used to be
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nonuple nigger
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decuple nigger
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undecuple nigger
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>>767510242
Hi, I'm from coach, and there's a line for the bathroom there. You wouldn't mind if I used yours for just a sec, would ya?
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what a nice flight
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duodecuple nigger
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>>767515307
why go ahead sir, seems to be unoccupied
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>>767515307
Fuck off poor cunt
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>>767511789
Excuse me. But I couldnt help but over hear your conversation. I dont think retards like being called "mentally" retarded. Im Jacob, by the way. I travel the world looking for retards to sell on the black market as sex pin-cushions
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tridecuple nigger
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quadecuple nigger
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quindecuple nigger
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sexdecuple nigger
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>>767510242
highly recommended movie if you've got nothing to do on your flight
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septdecuple nigger
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>>767515307
*kicks coach peasant squarely in the balls*
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octdecuple nigger
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>>767515361
Ah, I see. May I buy one? A young female shall do. Of course, we can speak of it over wine after the flight lands.
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nondecuple nigger
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>>767515543
(Why)
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>>767515558
(Does this count)
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twenty fucking niggers just give me trips
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>>767515558
why what and no it doesn't
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>>767515652
(Why.. because you're counting FUCKIN NONDECUPLE NIGGER)
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>>767515469
It's heavy on slapstick and one-liner jokes, which might work as a 10-15 minute comedy set, but as a feature film it wears thin. It was like the Scary Movie franchise before it existed. I personally think it's one of the most overrated comedies that exist and that it's not very good.

And honestly, for the same brand of humor but just refined and made better (read: actually funny), I think the Naked Gun series is better.
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>>767515530
Wine?? AFTER?? No, no. Ill be having mine with this cigar... right about now.
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>>767515742
Well maybe you have any female mentally disabled ones? I'm looking for only a slight bit of retardation in one. I'm fine if it's a bit more retarded than usual though..
Would you pass the champagne please?
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>>767515683
i enjoy counting
turns out i fucked up a lot of those but ill just pick up from where i left off
speaking of
vigintuple niggers
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Gentlemen.

Too bad we are flying with Southwest Airlines, and we are all going to die.

NIGGERS, TONGUE THE PILOT'S ANUS.
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>>767515997
SO CLOSE AGAIN GOD DAMMIT
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unvigintuple niggers
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duovigintuple niggers
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trevigintuple niggers
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quattourvigintuple niggers
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quinvigintuple niggers
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>>767516019
We are flying our own private airline, silly!

Don't worry, you probably are just a bit woozy. First time up in the air? Maybe you drank a bit too much?
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sexvigintuple niggers
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septenvigintuple niggers
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>>767516224
oh my lord
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>>767516224
(How the fuck do you know how to count like this)
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*DING-DING*
~This is your Captain speaking.
We are now over international waters. all guests in FIRST class feel free to visit the onboard casino lounge. Passengers in coach will notice the isles will get a bit smaller do to the needed space for the casino. Thank you for unders-
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octovigintuple niggers
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>>767516267
Ah yes. Perfect. Come on gentlemen!
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>>767516264
celtic magic
novemvigintuple niggers
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>>767516333
(HE DID THE TRIPS)
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>>767516333
BLESS THE RUNES CLASS WAR NOW
FUCK YOU COACH FAGS IF YOU WHINE ABOUT AISLE SPACE I'LL RAPE THE FIRST I SEE
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Things are not quite ideal. However, things could be much worse on this flight
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They're.. out of our alchohol.
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>>767516395
and it only took twenty nine invocations
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>>767516333
Suck my dick you fucking cunt.
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>>767516333
fucking bitch i paid the fucking money to get free stuff fucking bitch
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Air bithc, another jack daniels
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>>767516405
There are some beautiful females on board of coach! Come on, gentlemen! Raping spree!
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>>767515307
STEWARDESS
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>>767510799
oh? that sounds marvelous fun, do tell me, who is your next target
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>>767516437
Keep going!
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WHAT??? you are out of the 30 year Scotch... fuck this goddamn airline anf fuck the niggers in coach
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>>767516333

What do you mean you’re out of champagne? I’d like to speak to the head stewardess please.
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>>767516512
Mind if I take her for a minute?
I'M GETTING FUCKING HARD.
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>>767516572
BRING ER TO ME, I'M GETTIN A BIT.. HORNY..
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>>767516333
YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG SCUMLORD CUMRAG CUMWHORE. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF THINKING YOU CAN GET OFF? I WILL SHOVE YOUR OWN TITS UP YOUR OWN ASS
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>>767510799
Well met mile high assassin. I'm the ground assassin. My job is to kill planes over targets.
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O
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>>767516539
well alright
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>>767516666
HE DID THE QUADS!
EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL.
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>>767516666
QUADS
NICE
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>>767516699
NO
THEY RAN OUT OF PLANE
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>>767516722
Everything go back to normal until the next trips.
Chaos and then peace and then chaos repeat is fun.
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>>767516743
They have wine.
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trigintuple niggers
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Sir, this is a classy flight, not your low class economy SPIRIT airlines flight. If I can’t get my champagne then I expect a full refund. Do I need to call my lawyer?
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it seems like they only misplaced the 30 year scotch.. well, its about time
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NIGGERS LETS TONGUE THE STEWARDESSES ANUSES!
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Hello please stay calm we are sent from Muhammad and this plane is headed straight to NYC world trade center
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>>767516872
GIVE ONE TO ME, I'M GETTING A BONER.

MAKE SURE TO HOLD THEIR WRISTS DOWN. THEY TRY TO ESCAPE THE RAPE.
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>>767516872
i declare, sir. this is a fine idea. But we are about to have the 3rd course in the 7 course whiskey sampler from every major land mass on the Earth disk. Maybe after we cross the equator.
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>>767516963

YES, NIGGER!

PUSH YOUR TONGUE DEEP IN HER ASSHOLE!

AWWW YEAH~!
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>>767517077
WELL MAKE SURE TO TIE EM UP IN THE SEATBELTS OR YOUR JACKET OR SOMETHING.
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>>767517122
I'M STICKING MY DICK IN!
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>>767517122
/leaves the galley at the far end of coach towards the spacious first class separation curtian. maybe a nice read will settle my nerves..
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>>767517298
NO, COME ON! YOUR NERVES ARE YOUR HORNYNESS. WE HAVE SOME OF THE FEMALE CREW TIED UP OVER HERE!
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>>767515361

Laughs discreetly before ordering the hostess politley to hand me my 4th glass of chardene
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>>767517453
:)
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>>767510242
Real Estate. I'm traveling to Hong Kong to close on some property in the Philippines.
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I feel uncomfortable doing the body scan.
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>>767517381
i just sketched a self portriat while i was waiting on the busty young stewardess to bring my cigar humidor. I look nice in sunglasses.
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>>767517836
Wonderful. I would like a cigar as well.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THERE'S NO CHAMPAGNE LET ME OFF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>767517901
SIR CALM DOWN!
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>>767516333
WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T MY LOBSTER ENCRUSTED WITH DIAMONDS YOU FILTHY SLUT BITCH GIVE ME TENDIES NOW NOW NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>767517743
well hello sir nigger. you might be lost.. your seat isnt here in first class..
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>>767517917
GET ME OUT OF THIS TIN FUCKING CAN, LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
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>>767518050
Somebody please get security! We must detain this man!
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i'm guessing nobody here has actually flown first class
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>>767518050
your retarded awoke and is thrashing about... hello? sir!
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>>767518098
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE TRAPPED WITH ME!!!!
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>>767518160
Mind if you get him in a cage with the rest? In fact, if you sedate him, I might take a minute or two just to have him.. alone....
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>>767518372
Please calm down.. hurry, get the retard cage!
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>>767518444
We can all calm down and be regular gentlemen now..
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I'm crashing this plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
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