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What gets you through your workday, /b/ ?
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>>767508553
I like my job
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>>767508553

/whispers/ your mom.
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>>767508553
i wanna buy all the snacks
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Some good fuckin music and a shit ton of drugs
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OP HAS BEEN REPORTED PLEASE BAN
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>>767508553
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>>767508553
Doing work and being good at it.

I actually like my job.
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>>767508553
I've spent the last 2 years maneuvering myself in my job so I don't interact with anyone outside of our office.

I don't answer the phone, I don't even reply to emails anymore.

Sometimes the job is a little dull, but I'm left to myself so I can waste a bit of time on the internet as long as I don't take the piss.

Whenever I feel like the job sucks, I remind myself that I'll never be able to have is this easy again.
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>>767508553
I've just bought a camera I was yearning for about 10 years (a digital Leica)
Now, I have no time nor inspiration to shoot it
I should just moot myself
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>>767508654
yeah this and my girlfriend, my brothers, their kids, i unno gotta get that cash.
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>>767508553
I think about what I'm going to do with the money I make. It keeps me motivated. It's stupid not to do this. Someone is paying you for your time in exchange for money. Without goals you can get pretty depressed set small simple goals first then work up from there. Ib4 drugs whores and boos. Real goals nigga. New car (pay cash) house boat dream trip somewhere, hell even a high end vidya pc. I'd quit if not for the pay.
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>>767508553
>implying i'm not a neet
topkek wagies
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>>767508553
I try to do as much personal work as possible. Exercise , Buy stuff I need, fix stuff, etc etc all on the company time. It makes the day go by faster and makes home life easier since less of my free time is spent doing boring shit.
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Imagining abusing women
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>>767508553
by not having a job, it's easy. I've been work free for 3 years now. Fucking loving life. It's one big holiday. I'll never go back to the wagecuck life. NEVER.
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>>767508553
Smoke weed until about 5 minutes away from work. Pop xanax to cover me until I can smoke more at lunch, then more xanax until I start smoking again on the way home. Hang out with the wife and kids, then smoke until I fall asleep. Wash, rinse, repeat.
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>>767508553
Making money! Don't wander onto my car lot.
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>>767509853
What do you do with your days?
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>>767509875
What do you do? Fastfood? Gas station attendant?
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>>767509966
Dicks! All day long! Dick dick dick dick dick!
Also, checked
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Made $21k in April. Average around $18k per month so that helps
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>>767508553
coworkers

day is a lot easier talking to them
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>>767508553
>What gets you through your workday, /b/ ?

Getting respect from people I respect.
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>>767509966
Go for adventures to other towns, drink (at the weekend, I'm not slipping down that hole) drugs, sex, games, films, books, programming, building PCs from scavenged parts and selling them on. Whatever man. There's always something to do. Scamming my way into Neetbux was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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>>767508553
I make a real difference in kids’ lives. And it doesn’t hurt that some very wealthy people have decided to adopt me as their face of the nonprofit.
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>>767508553
two chicks at the same time
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I no longer have a 'work day'. I was ab usiness manager for 3 years, but in october the owner took a bad turn and we found out that he had stage 4 cancer. I closed down the office and we are both just living off of company money and client donations until he passes now. I spend every day (and a lot of nights) with him. Last week i had to be at his place most nights cuz he started shitting the bed. i would scrub his sheets every day.
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>>767510588
Fuckin' A
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>>767509043
my nigga
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I kind of have the reverse problem where I'm fine when I'm at work, but I'm miserable when I'm back at my apartment because I'm pretty much alone and isolated.
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>>767508553
/b/
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My phone/YouTube when it's slow
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>>767510766
This is me. We need hobbies.
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>>767508553
Zoning out at my desk.
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>>767509879
And yet somehow I can still hate you from a distance.
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>>767508553
being unemployable
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>>767510995

I think I more need to get a wife and have kids since I've gotten bored of my hobbies.
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>>767510001
Network storage engineer
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>>767511221
Yeah, might help. I've been single pretty much forever.
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>>767511111
Checked, I hate him too now. You've changed me.
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>>767508553
the thought of going home taking a nap and forgetting it happened but remembering I have money
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>>767509853
>Fucking loving life
No you don't lol.
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>>767508553
Venting about how terrible my life is to the customers, it's fucking great cause they're visibly annoyed but don't want to be an asshole
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>>767508553
looks like someone has a case of the mondays
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>>767509043
im sorry to hear you let your life revolve around money. clearly you hate your job but are ok with sitting in it for the rest of your life
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>>767508620
this
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>tell you what I do man
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>>767508553
Watching Twitch streams all day on my workphone at my desk
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some perks and couple cigs boyo
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>>767508553
>knowing I'm the most intelligent employee on the dock
>can't wait until my "lunch" at about 1:30 or 1:40 PM
>being the most in-shape on that dock
>being able to verbally outwit my supervisor(s) at every turn without being disrespectful
>the fact that some people on that dock legit fear me because of my clothing and demeanor
>some of the other employees are alright
>it's warmer now, and not balls-cold like it was in January and February
>foreign snacks, knowing full-well I'll be jogging later anyway
>the hope that one day, I'll be able to finally leave this job and this country for good, getting more reputable work that I actually worked and studied for
>pay went up by about a dollar since I started last June
Other than that, I really just want to die everyday.
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>>767508553

I work from home. Less than 20 hrs a week and make over 40K a year. Full disclosure; It still feels like work and sometimes I don't feel like doing it at all. But just remind myself that I at least have it a little better than most people get's me through the week.
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>>767510154
what do you do?
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>>767509084
>>implying i'm not a neet
>topkek wagies

my nigga. It still sucks that most of the people around you are always busy with work and shit. No one hangs out any more once they start families and careers.
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The fact that I'm saving + getting work experience as a retail manager with a college degree where I can eventually within the next two years use my saved money + my experience to get a job in a weed legal state where I can manage a dispensary. Excuse the long ass run on sentence lol
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>>767514126
My uncle used to manage a dispensary years before it was cool. Needless to say; he's not too happy about the whole legalization thingy.
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>>767514504
Yeah I feel that. Its just the first step in my plan. Next step is to get another degree or certifications that actually matter while Im working at the dispensary. Also want to get into growing or like somehow get cool with growers and volunteer my time on my off days to be almost free labor for them in exchange for some tree. That way it'll keep costs down
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A flask of whiskey and a bag of coke frequent bathroom breaks and a cigarette for lunch.
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>>767515012
It used to be that you could pretty much do exactly that in Humboldt during harvest back in the day, but I don't know if it's still like that now.
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>>767508553

knowing i'll get my 20 GBP every week
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>>767515177
Entertainment industry or investment banking?
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>>767508717

charcoal filtered? holy shit, you go all out.
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The dicking around on my free time with the stupid shit I spend my disposable income on
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eventual lunch
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>>767508553
Right now I'm posting on 4chin
Also, dubs
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>>767508553
podcasts, i just drive around and listen to stuff
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>>767508553
I don't work, I'm currently studying
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>>767514504
Wow, what a nice mom. Mine's a total cunt.
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>>767508553
I like my job and a healthy dose of auto pilot.
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Smoking drugs after work.
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>>767513145
yeah...because you work on a dock.
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>>767514504
>>767518562
>Wow, what a nice mom. Mine's a total cunt.

damn. Sorry to hear that. Mine would do just that; make sure I was always well fed no matter what. She also bailed me out in a heart-beat the first and only time I was ever arrested. shoot, I'm calling my moms right now. I don't deserve her.
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>>767508553
I don't know. So far I'm enjoying my new job and the money that comes with it. I've been delivering pizzas, I usually make about 50 dollars in tips every night. I should be getting a check this Friday so I'll see how much that amounts to. The job isn't very boring since you get to explore neighborhoods you've never been to before. It's fun to go to the bad areas of my city, there are usually very funny people to chat with. Sometimes I smoke cigarettes in my car, or other times I may smoke marijuana before I come into work. I listen to classic rock stations or sometimes I listen to Sons of Northern Darkness by Immortal, music makes the monotony of driving not so uninteresting. I enjoy phasing out while I'm at work and thinking of fantasies or things I can do once I leave, this usually makes the time pass pretty quickly. I also like to ask strange and puzzling questions to my co-workers. My work allows me to have a free fountain drink and to refill it whenever I desire.
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>>767516003
I must be a fatass, cause that meal look more like a small snack to me.
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>>767514504
>Has place that sells weed
>It is now legal to sell weed
>Uncle sucks at selling weed

Don't blame legalization for your uncle's shitty work ethic.
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>>767519340
Until you realize how much mileage you’ve racked up on your own vehicle, and realize that even with tips, your basically working for free.
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>>767519571
Haha interesting. I disagree though and also do not understand your point.
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>>767519461
Legalization takes a huge chunk off the profits. Also, it's more of a regular business. You have overhead costs that includes a building, utilities, labor, taxes, permits, constant inspections, etc. It's a different animal. This is why many fail.
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>>767515235
Depends on who you know. Hard to make $200/lb trimming nowadays unless you’re a good looking woman. Mendo is consistently paying $150/lb and demanding output because they need their shit done and sold...and don’t want a bunch of slow trimmers hanging around.
Physical labor, building hoophouses, running irrigation systems, pulling tarp and watering etc. is pretty consistently $20/hr.
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>>767520251
But you have to also consider that you’re in Humboldt in the middle of a hot dry fucking summer on some hill an hour away from an overpriced store that’ll charge you $12 for a pack of cigarettes.
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>>767511111
>Witnessed
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the hopes of paying off my student loans
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I made a killing selling regular brownies from the .99 cent store at the Cochella music festival. I simply wrote my sign like this "Brownies". Who knew quotation marks could be so profitable.
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>>767520866
Student loans are forgiven after 25 yrs. Read the small print. I been prolonging mine.. 15 more yrs to go. However, i'm going for my masters this year. Not sure If that resets the clock, cause I'm going to need more $$$.
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>>767508553
Singing in my head.
I’m a big fan of /mu/core albums.
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>>767519629
You'll understand sooner or later if you keep the job.
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>>767508553
interacting with other people even if i don't know them i just like talking and it keeps me happy
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Playing with my galaxy s5. Set it back to factory settings few days ago and it's like new again
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>>767508553
Bullying every car across the country in an 18 wheeler satisfies me until the 3 days off at the end of the month
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>>767508553
I work from home. I like my job, just not my social life or my private life. So basically not willing to kill myself in my parents house is keeping me going
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>>767522820
This is me, but I live alone :(
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Drugs
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>>767508553
getting home so i can waste hours playing vidya
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There's this one diaper-wearing 30-something year old ogre-looking and obese half-retarded woman that spends her days scratching her vagina and asshole and wiping her tit dirt/sweat and shitting her pants.
She tells the most ridiculous lies about her life and seems to be getting catfished by at least 3 foreign gentlemen.
She's related to a higher up so they sort of look the other way and see it as a charitable act to throw her in some menial task job.

A lot of people wanna get rid of her. But honestly I've never been to the circus so it's like a front-row seat to the freak show for me that's guaranteed to provide morbid entertainment most days.
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>>767508553
>Hm,,,,he was behind??
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>>767522864
So many lonley people here would probably make great buddy material. Too bad we don't have social lives. We'll make it out of this situation one day...
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>>767508553
I smoke weed and screw around in side projects.
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>>767508553
There's a QT intern at my office.
If it weren't for her and Pokemon GO, I'd probably blast my brains out.
For that reason, I'm afraid of asking her out.
The rejection will literally kill me.
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>>767508553
>Work day
>Your day
Pick one.
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