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Secrets thread
>>767480448
I swear on christian minecraft servers
>>767480448
This is FUCKING CANCER
>>767481038
REPENT SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>767480448
I invite my best friend over to hang out and I leave the house so he and my wife can hang out by themselves for a bit. I am hoping that she will want to have a threesome with him one day. All because I really want to suck his dick with my wife.
I go on /b/
My self deprecating humour has reached the point where my friends can't tell if I'm genuinely contemplating suicide or joking
>>767480448
I often contemplate my parents demise,
not that I would initiate this event.
I know the correct response is to be sad but,
I've had other family members die and I felt nothing.
I have the evidence Comey is looking for.
I had a human hand in a jar
I recently threw it away
I stole it from the scene of a car accident
>>767481915
you should have mailed it to the police off with a hand joke, ie "I've got to hand it to you, you guys do excellent work"
>>767480448
This all happened when we ( me and female cousin) were 14. She stayed over for a night, became a regular thing after a while, like twice to three times a week.
One night a thunderstorm had her whimpering in the living room (sleeps on couch) and I went out to calm her down (parents slept heavy, room on other side of house). I was in a beater/boxers, we turned on the television to take her mind off storm, after cuddling for a while, I relaxed and with her pressed against me I got hard pretty fast.
A few moments of awkward bad jokes later we ended up in a 69, finished with her facedown/ass up and me dumping the heaviest, most satisfying load in my life into her pussy.
We banged for about a year like I said until it came out that her uncle-in-law was molesting her. I feel bad that she went through it but we were insanely close and that went ten fold when we started fucking.
I feel bad but a perverted part of me was glad she got to have consensual sex with some one that actually gave a fuck about her.
>>767480448
this could be me
had the same experience with a cat once.
Some mornings I can't even motivate myself to step into the shower, until I look in the mirror, and convince myself that one day I am going to kill every living creature on this planet. Not just say it, I literally have to repeat it until I believe myself. I don't know why I am this way. All I know is, if you could harness my hatred for this planet, and everything on it, we could solve global warming. I'm a husband, and a father, and some mornings, much like today, I can't find catharsis, without believing that one day I will bring an end to it all.
i can solosuck and solofuck all the way up my mouth/anus. never told anyone. not homo yet, i still love pussy.
>>767480448
I have started jacking off to Cannibal Cupcake. You faggots did this to me, I want off this ride now. I want to be a normiiieeee.
>>767482251
Seek help anon.
>>767482251
What the fuck dude
>>767482141
Everyone has his own tastes, but fresh roadkill is probably more what you're looking for.
>>767480448
can't help it i am sexually attracted to my own sister and would give anything just to fuck her
>>767480448
raped a girl and then left the state
I think about her voice a lot. the way she was crying and saying no really gets me going.
>>767482977
Your sister is hot... U got any more pics of her
>>767482936
i got into the rotten side of things, but normaly they stop smelling after a few days.
used to make porn like this for others to enjoy, but some asshat leaked some images made by me and therefore i will no longer share my porn
>>767483100
her body
>>767483333
How did you two meet, if one might ask?
>>767483157
sure
>>767482270
Hell yeah.
When she is on all fours and calls Mr Big, Papi. Makes me diamonds
>>767480448
i have shared this multiple times but it is cathartic so here i go again:
>be me, live next to family who has now-19 year old daughter
>have loved her for many years from afar
>not "i wanna fuck her" love but true, genuine love
>she does not know
>needed to find a way to be near to her and protect her from this world
>every day i check my dingleberries
>if they do not smell, i discard them
>they never do not smell
>each night, usually around 2 or 3 a.m., i deposit them in her yard
>this way a part of me is always near to her
>i hope to someday marry her and spend my life with her
>i will always love her
>>767482251
Please find a therapist.
>>767480448
Someone get the popcorn
This fuckin shit
>>767483432
Post a pic of your sister's tits
>>767483557
>multiple times
You mean each days for the last 5 years.
Get some help
>>767483413
we were friends, but she never knew my real name, this was by design of course
>>767483413
>>767483734
internet
>>767483734
No one wants your copy-paste, fuck off edgelord
>>767483530
It's hot, yes. But that is the problem. Why can't I just be a fucking normie like all of my friends? I just had to hop in the deep end.
>>767483733
no i have only shared it about 10 times or so
and i don't need any help, dingleberries aren't heavy after all, i can do it all by myself
>>767483734
Forward-thinking in other words. That is actually impressive.
>>767483894
not really, I've seen and done way better things than that
>>767483700
not revealing her just like that, especially here
>>767483557
I hope this is bait. If not, get help.
>>767483975
gtfo
>>767482977
here is what you need to do:
>one night before going to bed, tell her "sis its ok if your mad but i'm just telling you the truth here
>i find you incredibly attractive, and i want to be with you
>its up to you, you're in total control here
>i'll be in my room going to bed
>i sleep nude so if you want to explore, just come on in
>g'nite
this is exactly how my sister and i started fooling around
>>767480448
[spoiler] OP practises faggotry [/spoiler]
>>767483946
Oh? Care to share?
>>767484007
like i said i don't need help, dingleberries are not heavy
>>767483894
something like that, I worked a job where I had mass access to peoples personal information, just picked one near my age and had a fake ID made.
>>767480448
I'm incredibly normal despite having browsed 4chan since I was 11 back in 2009.
I got married and am separated because I have issues opening myself up completely and engaging with people. My wife eventually couldn't take it.
I know which planets have photoplankton visible via Hubble, and by now it's been so long that they may even have sentient life on them.
I sincerely regret nothing, despite so many opportunities having been lost in life. I feel like it was very intentional choice to leave my world alone and let it develop, because religiously I believe we're in a multiverse and I want this timeline to be the one in which i watch a lot of cool shit happen instead of doing all the cool shit until later on in life, so right now I'm a Marine getting super fit and training to become an officer.
I like people a lot but I have issues with keeping friends. I know how to make good impressions but that's where the line ends, and sometimes I feel so shallow that it comes across that way in interviews.
My best friend from childhood is a pedophile, nobody knows but when I found out I was the one who got the FBI involved. I resent him for abusing children and he resents me for being so successful.
My wife is a spoiled child and I still love her, despite her drug addiction. I have to separate for a few months to a year.
Can't think of anything else.
>>767481816
Ditto man. My dad's worth about 15 mill and I'm a poor fag.
I have a friend since childhood who is a girl, we've always been best friends but when both of us moved from our parents' houses we moved away with quite a distance.
A bit before that we also started the whole physical stuff with each other. We both knew there was never any love interest from either side, but in the span of a few years we went from having a look and having a feel to sex on a regular basis, all the firsts with each other.
Contact faded a bit as I got a girlfriend, and she got a boyfriend but never really too bad. We still visit each other from time to time, and both our partners are cool with our relationship and hanging out.. but the truth is we always find a place to have sex.
Lately we've visited each other on a more regular basis this way, her relationship is not going well and I have a serious opportunity to just be with her and have her all the time.
I know in my mind I shouldn't do that (and I won't), nor continue meeting up with her like that because my relationship is good but you know, there is complete trust and very good sex.
I don't have to pick, my friend can be trusted but it is a secret I have to keep.
>>767481788
I mean, why not both?
>>767484007
>everyday I check my dingleberries
>>767480448
>>767484287
You'll get her once other men have finally used up her body to the point where she knows she needs to settle, and then you'll have to raise tyrone's baby. Enjoy throwing the sausage down the hallway
>>767480448
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said, "No... No... No..."
>>767480448
I lost my virginity with my sister
I think her mother suspected but nobody seems to know or to be sure about
>>767481880
Too bad Comey is out...
There is a guy from Craigslist down the road from me that has a public glory hole in his storage unit. I'm happily married with a child on the way but my wife hasn't once in five years given me a blowjob because she hates the act. I'm on the fence about visiting it. Have gone as far as to park outside of it and jerk off to get my nerve up. Am thinking tomorrow may be the day. It may be cheating but I don't want to go the rest of my life not having my sexual needs met.
>>767482251
This is probably partly because you are unsatisfied in your marriage.
>>767484742
Look who fucked up marrying a prude, now go be gay and ruin your life.
>>767484510
You're probably right. I don't think I should let it become anything more than what we have going on now. As of now she's a very good fuck and knows exactly what she's doing, both high libido.
>>767484742
You haven't gotten a blowjob in five years?
Good god.
>>767484742
Can't you just ask a blowjob from your wife? You fucked up in the past?
>>767484154
>I'm incredibly normal despite having browsed 4chan since I was 11 back in 2009.
>I know which planets have photoplankton visible via Hubble, and by now it's been so long that they may even have sentient life on them.
Uh huh.......
Chomp down another tide pod, precious snowflake.
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>>767482567
Where would I go, that wouldn't wind me up sitting in some little room drooling on myself from all the meds they'd pump into me?
>>767482835
I honestly wish I could explain it. Almost every day, at SOME point in the day, I look around me, and I see flashes of scenes that would make "Saw" and "Event Horizon" seem tame, inside my own head. And some days that is the only thing motivating me. It's like that's the only ambition I'm working towards.
>>767483604
And what would I say to them? "Scuse me doc, but I want try this whole pesky planetary annihilation thing. Is that wrong?"
>>767484902
She just honestly hates giving them so I don't bother asking her
>>767484063
i wish it was that easy. she is sickened by incest, so my chances are so slim to none
>>767480448
>be in hs
>16
>crush on best friend
>we're both guys
>he's cool with it
>fool around a bit a few times
>play truth or dare with his friend one day on webcam
>dares us to make out so we do
>other spergy friend finds out one day
>invites me to play halo 2 or someshit @ his place
>eventually his brother wanted to play and had a fit so he lets him play with us
>sperg friend moves so he's near the doorway when his brother sits down
>I get up to use the bathroom and sperg boy touches my ass
>think "it was the sofa"
>get to bathroom, etc.
>leave bathroom
>sperg boy is outside the door
>wants to play table tennis to avoid little bro
>says he has the table set up in the basement
>say ok
>he closes the door as we go downstairs
>there is no table tennis
>there's a rug a sofa and an exercise ball
>tries asking me if he can fuck me
>turn him down
>comes close to me asking "please" and saying he likes me
>back into sofa and turn around
>grabs me from behind
>holds my head down into sofa so I can't really make loud noises
>starts pulling both our pants down and trying to stick it in my ass
>mfw basically shoves it in and rips my asshole
>now i'm bleeding and bruised
>his bro comes down eventually
>when he gets his brother out of the basement I run out of the house
>phone other friend in tears
>walk 40 min to his house
>explain what happened and spend night there
>take next 2 days off school at his house
>best friend beats the shit out of sperg boy and gets suspended for 2 weeks
>never tell anyone else what happened
>>767485204
Hate ? That's sad... hopefully you love her tho
>>767480448
The only person I've ever had sex with is my fiancee, and she's disabled, so I've technically never had sex with a "normal" woman.
>>767485391
Of course I do.
>>767485405
Normal is boring.
>>767485359
Fuck man! So sorry this happened to you.
Glad your friend stepped up to beat sperg boy at least.
>>767484831
This started LONG before I ever got married.
>>767482977
more
>>767480448
I jerked off to my mothers vibrator
>>767485535
Still, you should try to talk to her.
Don't cheat on her just for a blowjob.
Why does she hate it so much ? She's gross by the taste of cum ? She don't like being sub? She was raped ?
>>767485927
Sad, anon. Sad..
2010
>>767485670
So, based on what you described, it sounds like you are suffering from "intrusive thoughts". Bloody torture scenes, thinking of wanting to do that shit to other people, but never having done it?
A therapist's response isn't going to be "Tie him up and pump him full of meds, lol!" If it is, choose another therapist.
They can't commit you and lock you up unless you tell them that you have actually committed a crime or are planning to. Seriously, it's hard af to get someone committed.
>>767485579
I can't argue that. Our sex life is pretty good and we work around her disability just fine, but sometimes I wonder what I'm missing out on.
>>767486006
fuck I know
>>767485222
You know, they say people who react the most negatively to a subject, are just trying to cover up their own personal desires. Kinda like how most homophobic people are secretly turned on by the thought of two hairy biker looking dudes cornholing a Filipino twink. I think if she says it sickens her, she just might be lubing her bloomers at the though of riding your cock.
>>767486011
Nice ass, She's fatter now ?
>>767486026
>trying to get psycho anons thrown in prison
Gods work, anon
>>767486086
Physical or mental ?
>>767486182
Or she is a legit prude who never gets wet. Start calling her desert pants
>>767486026
How are they intrusive if I not only enjoy them, but embrace them? I also DO have a history of mental issues. I have PTSD from severe physical, and sexual abuse, as a child. Complete with night terrors, and hyper-vigilance
My average, slightly chubby co-worker gives me handjobs/blowjobs on a regular basis. We work in a semi private office together and have long periods of time in which no one is bothering us. I get her off as well, though not nearly as much and when circumstances allowed we've had pretty good sex. Neither of us is in a relationship, so who cares.. but I guess it's not something I'd proudly tell my friends or other co-workers.
>>767483432
Too be fair, I'd love to fuck that too. Pretty hot. Have you got a face pic?
>>767486394
>average
>slightly chubby
She wants to be or thinks she is in a relationship with you
>>767486367
More like concrete cunt.
>>767485809
>>767483432
>>767483975
>>767486182
yeah but is hard to approach the subject just like that especially not making it more awkward than it is now with the aftermath of knowing what's her opinion on incest and bro-sis relationship. but would be the luckiest man alive if she was secretly into it
>>767486407
as i said here>>767483975
>>767486495
That would imply moisture at some point.
>>767486343
Physical. Paraplegic, waist-down paralysis.
>>767485200
You are either the greatest bait master in the history of /b/, or are the next Carl Panzram. I can't tell which. But whichever you are, you need to get some serious help /b/ro.
>>767486561
>the only time "is it in yet" isn't an insult
>>767486394
Sounds cool, even if she was ugly it would be still nice.
>>767486561
ANAL ON DEMAND!
>>767486656
She said that first time but we learned she still has some sensation in her vagina and can actually cum.
>>767484576
>I lost my virginity with my sister
this is why i married a only child
>>767486656
Para doesn't always mean she can't enjoy sex you dumb dumb
>>767486480
Don't think she does though, she just likes to get me off at work and I return the favour.
>>767486746
Man... making a cripple cum... That must be like laying railroad ties with a set of jewelers tools.
>>767486746
Stoma?
>>767486719
I guess so, she's not ugly really. but also nothing special. I wouldn't be attracted to her in another situation, but it feels good to both of us so why not.
ITT : FEMALES
>>767485957
>Still, you should try to talk to her.
Babby, you got to give me handjob ...
And you'd best be willing to go down on her if you're begging for blowjobs.
>>767486952
sorry wrong anon
>>767486521
>yeah but is hard to approach the subject
Nothing simpler. Just load up a playlist of bro/sis porn on your phone/laptop/tablet, and "accidentally" leave it where she will find it. Then wait for a while, and then ask her if she's seen your device.
I'm fucking my best friends fiance. Pic related.
I had a 14yo girl blow be regularly.
I'm 26.
>>767486826
She gets aroused and cam cum in other ways. If I nibble on her earlobe gently while playing with her nipples she has a similar sensation to an orgasm.
>>767486873
She can go to the bathroom normally.
>>767486826
I just spit beer all over myself reading that.
>>767486394
>My average, slightly chubby co-worker gives me handjobs/blowjobs on a regular basis
fuck buddy!
get her to a hotel for a weekend and tag that ass
>>767486998
Why would fuck your best friend fiance...
I always push them back if they tried...
I wouldn't be able to look at my friends after that...
Don't you feel weak ? Just proud ?
>>767486998
nudes or it didn't happen
but fantastic if it is!
>>767487187
I don't think I'd try anything beyond work, besides even at work we've had sex on several occasions.
>>767486392
>I have PTSD from severe physical, and sexual abuse, as a child
Well, you just solved your own mystery anon.
>>767480448
>I'm in a long term relationship with my wife's sister on top of being with my wife.
>At my wife's insistence (long story).
>Their parents don't know.
>>767487318
Nah keep it like that. Bed will make it look normal and romantic.
>>767486972
you obviously don't have a sister
>>767487435
tell that story?
>>767487111
>checked
how did you end up with her?
>>767487318
yeah, i get it. good on you.
pic?
>>767487517
I have 2. One from my mom's side. One from my dad's. My mom's daughter hates me, simply because my mom hates me (long story). My dad's daughter I've never met (I've only met my dad 4 times in my life) and she hates me because she views me as some sort of competition for dad's attention. My mom's daughter I wouldn't fuck with YOUR dick. My dad's, since we've never met, and she is kinda cute, I'd let her put my dick in her mouth.
>>767487851
A lot of fantasy, how old are you ?
>>767484742
wife won't give you a blowjob so your answer is to go be a fag? Dude hide some money a pay a girl to do it you fucking moron.
>>767482251
Just because your life is meaningless and miserable doesn't mean the rest of us aren't enjoying ours.
>>767487442
Exactly, also the chance of getting caught is exciting. Even though there isn't a great chance. It's a great relief, especially with tedious work and she's a good fuck, tight.. swallows etc.
>>767487518
>how did you end up with her?
We were lab partners in high school and we were in the library together one afternoon. She said that us working together was the closest she'd been to a guy and she'd never been on a date, I blurted out would she want me to go on one with her. She said yes and that's how we started dating.
>>767487707
I could find some, but rather not to be fair.
>>767488009
exactly my point
>>767480448
I go on this website called 4chin and I shitpost on \d\ all day long because beginnerfags need to know there place.
I think I’m addicted to being choked. Not in a ‘tehehe choke mi daddi :3’ way.. in a legitimate “oh shit, is he actually going to stop” way.
Started out with me just enjoying the discomfort of a hand on my throat and the idea that I was being dominated.
I’ve recently been meeting with a guy I met on r9k. We spoke about kinks a lot and between us, we have many. The first time he choked me, I realised the guys is been with before were pussies. Id become comfortable with having restricted breathing and didn’t consider there was more to it..
A few times now I have been on the cusp of passing out, I think I did once for a few seconds too.. (if I tap or grab his arm he stops instantly)
The sensation is incredible. Your entire body tingles, it feels like tiny angels dancing on your skin while your bones turn to jelly and your mind is clear and overwhelmed with euphoria. I love it. I love the feeling, the fear.. the adrenaline.
That combined with being absolutely pounded at the same time makes me so wet and tight, he cums pretty instantly too. Leaving us both exhausted and cuddling, enjoying the rush.
>inb4 basic bitch, yeah I know
>>767481543
Your wife is fucking your friend already and you're being a cuck bro
>>767488009
I'm in my late 30's. And it isn't fantasy. I never said I wanted to fuck either of my sisters. I was just rebutting someone's claim that I didn't have any.
it's raining outside.
>>767482251
Fuck the haters. I get through my days in a similar fashion. I maintain existing because I want to watch it all end. Otherwise Im a mild mannered happy successful person to your everyday bystander. Let the hate flow brother
>>767488033
And I should care about you enjoying your life why exactly? The whole point of my post is, I don't who is doing WHAT with their life. I just want ALL of them to end.
>>767489639
STOP GIVING HIM PSYCHOLOGICAL VALIDATION!
Im a 21 yo woman and i make rich old men pay for my life. I regret nothing, they think im serious but im just getting plastic surgery and fucking whomever i want. I also fucked my boss and got a raise of 700€/ month
>>767489778
Tits or gtfo.
>>767480448
I accumulate more and more stolen topless vids of my 15 yo stepdaughter but it's loosing it's attraction to me, the rush is kinda getting away. I dont know what to do to keep the excitement... At least theres still her big sister which is harder to catch
>>767489916
share?
I often fantasise about killing other people and myself
>>767490071
Wont share the 15 yo for obvious reasons (even though i did sometimes, pretending she's of age) but have the big sister.
I still have only this vid of her and a dark panty vid
When my nephew stays with me I let him shower with me and my gf
I’m a good looking guy (i’ve worked as a model), gonna be 20 in a week. I’ve had beautiful gfs and now that i moved to another country loooots of girls fall for me because im a foreigner. The thing is I’m a premature ejaculator and i dont wanna be laughed at. Last gf i had was a solid 9/10 and after a couple of months she asked me why i just gave her orals and fingered her but never fucked. What would u do in my position dear /b/tards
>>767490258
that works for me... share the vid?
>>767490411
I am a woman and boys like you are worthless. I refuse to call someone a man who cant even fuck right. My girlfriends and me have had lots of boys like you, we made fun of each one of them.
>>767490749
Not edited yet, sorry. Like her ?
>>767490866
yes... nice tits.
>>767490966
I know right ? Makes me want to see them more. And i have no ass or pussy shot of her yet. Sometimes i imagine these babies in my hands when fucking her mother with way smaller ones
>>767491242
same here... snuck a camera in the bathroom?
>>767491337
nice tits, how big? I cap my sis in law and mother in law for the same reason
>>767480448
Two of my friends are bringing up my kids, they have no clue I fucked their wives.
They work together and were away on a job one weekend, I called into see one of them but it was just their wives hanging out together, we ended up getting wasted and talking and the subject of sex came up, then the subject of mff threesomes, one of them had never kissed a woman before, the other had done a lot more than that, then the one that had never kissed a woman just grabbed the other one and started making out with her, I thought that's going in the spank bank, but then they continued kissing, then started groping each other, then undressing each other...
We spent the whole weekend fucking.
Both found out they were pregnant on the same day.
Both have used those home dna testing kits to check if their husbands are the father, they're not.
>>767491357
Yep, for this vid they were at my place, they dont come often so they didnt notice the cam (a tiny spy one) hidden on the shelf. Too high sadly, only got the girls over the waist.
>>767491475
better than nothing... would like to see the video though
>>767491475
are her tits bigger
>>767480448
I watched a 14 year old boy get circumcised.
>>767480448
I constantly think there is something wrong with me, wheater it's true or false, I can't stop believing it. I can barely function as I think I'm dying very often and I don't know what the fuck to do, cause I seriously do belive I am sick but I keep getting answers that it's stress or w/e. Anyone got any advice?
>>767489031
That's hot. Tell us more. How long is he choking you. Did you try plastic bags over the head? Do you cum when suffocating or is it just the helpless feeling? Etc
>>767489777
Tripshekd
He has given me psycholigical validation if anything. Drink your pharma cocktail and get back to your colorless life. When the end comes there will be no stopping it.
>>767489778
I would do the same. Well done. But be honest with them and their feelings. They have more power than you.
I'm infatuated with a girl I game with.
>>767491619
The 15 yo is way slimmer with firmer tits, so they stand out even more.
>>767491808
FUGG
>>767491839
And she wears pajamas without bra underneath, even very thin ones, likes to cuddle a lot and doesnt mind crossing the house half naked. Thats why it's easier to catch her, i even have a short pussy vid...
>>767480448
My girlfriend wanks off her son to help ease his behavioural problems .
>>767491412
That's going to make for some uncomfortable times in the future, I bet. With the spread of cheap DNA testing, you know that by the time they reach 20 at least one of them will have their DNA listed, and not long after that will be contacted by one of YOUR relatives as an unknown relative of theirs.
Look what happened with this guy:
https://www.vox.com/2014/9/9/5975653/with-genetic-testing-i-gave-my-parents-the-gift-of-divorce-23andme
>>767492018
hot damn...
>>767482251
Edgelord kys
>>767482075
Did she moan or keep quiet?
when i was 16 i gave oral sex to a 9yo girl several times
>>767492120
One of my goals is to let her see "accidently" my boner. She already saw me naked while i was changing with the door open, but quasi immediately turned back
>>767492658
nice... what reaction are you looking for?
>>767480448
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiRLG3oHbrw/?taken-by=adi_edri9
I watched my uncle fuck my sister and i didn't realize it till years later.
>>767492752
How do you feel about it?
>>767486006
No... sad is when i came on mums brator and rubbed it all around it before she went to bed ... she bates be4 sleep every night and im usually wanking outside her window... the bottom slat of her blinds is broken ... she has no idea how many times we have had simultaneous orgasms
>>767492734
Dont really know to be honest...shes very blunt and not shy at all, im a bit afraid she would joke about it and tell her mother. Of course, id love if after that shed tried herself to see me more. I even sometimes think of letting her feel my boner when presses her beautiful boobs against my chest through her clothes
I stalk women on their way home from work. I never do anything, I just watch.
>>767487046
what? explain this
>>767492969
i see... maybe try getting caught jerking off to pics of her mom (to cover you butt). If she ends up watching, look at her while you cum.
>>767492042
Details?
>>767492575
Have fun in the pokey
>>767493003
If thats true, you are a creep headed for trouble
I'm literally constantly cheating on my girlfriend.
I have a lot of work for 90 minute or two hour long lunches to bang any of my latest fuck toys.
I'm on Grindr and Tinder whenever she's not looking and even though I'm very discriminating I still connect with at least three people a week.
I never never use condoms and I never want to stop this.
I'm a bad guy.
>>767489031
Diamonds
>>767491704
>How long is he choking you?
He said it can be between 10-60 seconds but it depends how hard he is choking me. I figured my past experiences the guys were aiming to block my windpipe, where as he has such big hands he can squeeze both neck veins and cut off oxygen pretty quickly.
>Did you try plastic bags over the head?
We haven’t, no.. but the one time I passed out I couldn’t tap quick enough, he saw my eyes rolling and stopped.
Part of me thinks we shouldn’t so that he can see me (he gets off on it) the other part of me would be turned on by the risk.
>Do you cum when suffocating or is it just the helpless feeling?
I haven’t yet, but the four times I have gotten to that point of ‘tingling’ it has been so euphoric I honestly can’t imagine cumming at the same time.
>>767493112
Her seeing me fap would be a huge turn on im sure... We always sleep with the door open and the girls pass in front of our room to get downstairs. On summer when i sleep with only my boxer, i sometimes let my dick out with a full hardon when i hear their door opening and pretend to be asleep. Not sure if any of them already saw it
>>767492752
I put him in the hospital
I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!"
>>767482031
Hi Ed Gein.
>>767491666
Ouch. What for?
>>767485204
bruh youre about to fuck up
>>767493614
I would sleep naked, sometimes on top of covers. Family would get a view all the time doors had no locks and morning woods oh my
I am having sex with my first cousin on the regular.
I’m 35. She’s 18
>pic related
>>767483975
you're from Europe and your country name starts with an F
>>767493958
We sometimes go to a spa with my gf, naturist sauna and pool, 18+. Too bad the eldest one is too prude, but i think the youngest could like it.
>>767493176
will do
>>767486554
Haahaha nice
>>767487046
FUCKING LIVING THE DREAM
>>767487210
Best thing is to fuck your friends wife.
>>767493166
One of her ridiculous hippie friends told her it would stop him being such a little shit and would improve his attitude towards her because he can be violent. The idea is that the release keeps him calmer. Seems to work tbh.
>>767485200
First off they wouldn't prescribe you drooly pills but anti=psychotics. That keeps the extreme thoughts at bay so you don't have to deal with that, next you'd get SSRI's (aka anti depressants) so that for once in your life you'd start feeling happy. However drugs are but a crutch and therapy is the real road to progress. In therapy you'd explore why you feel this way and what it would take to actually make you happy without any pills or anything else. Worst case if you're unstable (which you don't seem) they'd give you lithium which'll numb you out, however you never lose conscious control. You can talk to a doctor who will recommend a psychiatrist who will suggets medicatiuon combined with therapy (atleast thats the protocol in my country). As long as you're not making direct treats you're directly going to act out on everything is protected under doctor patient (this includes doctor shrink and psychiatric), so as long as you dont say I'm going to murder my wife tonight you're fine and no one can put you away or make you take drugs you dont want to take (they (and I) will heavily recommend it though). I'd suggest you start now while you still have control over your life because at some point your mental disorder will own you and you'll just be a puppet. Right now the control is all in your hands, go seek help. If you dont like the doctor or shrink SWITCH, if there's no one else in your region so be it but you're going to end up destroying the ones you love the most and you'll never be able to forgive yourself or stop the pain and you wont let yourself kill yourself so again I really recommend you see a doctor and get a referral. Yes it's pretty normal people have desires to kill their family members, loved ones or destroy society in general. It's your dissatisfaction with your life that has turned outwards.
>>767494458
14-15 are the best... Lucky man id love to learn to a teen how to do it properly
>>767493997
More pic related... ama
I sometimes wish i was never born. All i seem to do is make people miserable when im around.
>>767481915
I recognize that human hand story!
So you finally got rid of it? Ever come to terms with why you picked it up?
>>767494684
She's hot man, got any pussy pic ? How did it start ?
>>767480448
I let my brother spunk on my tits when we were drunk at a party and I haven't spoken to him for a week because I'm mortified.
>>767489492
I'm kinda in the same boat as you. But I wanna fuck the shit out of my cousin. I'm worried about shit, kinda like how you are. Here and I are close. We don't talk as much as we used too but we still tell each other deep stuff. My parents and her parents are really close. So if shit goes south if I try anything. I wouldn't want anyone to shun me or something crazy. My cousin and I kissed when we were really young. I mentioned it to her one day to see how she reacts, and if she remembers anything. All I got for a text back was "that's something I wouldn't want to remember lmao". I played it off really well and we keked about it. Internally I was pretty sad, and was hoping for at least a little something. I had a feeling nothing would happen, but you never know. Ever since then I've had this meh feeling. I still hope for the best, and expect nothing.
I have such a boner for my young redheaded neighbor across the street.
I often dream up scenarios that would get her in my apartment and begging for my seed....
>>767495034
i have the same thing with my neighbor...
>>767494684
How did you end up getting that too work? I wanna fuck the shit out of my cousin. It sucks cause I'm 22 and she is 17. Plus her parents and mine are close and I don't wanna get shunned by my family. We kissed when we were a lot younger. I asked her recently if she remembers. She said "that's something I don't wanna remember lmao". Nothing has been said since i mentioned it and she did promise to keep it a secret. I wanna bring up the idea with out it going to shit right away.
>>767490754
this
>>767480448
I hate having sex with my boyfriend.
>>767491412
my fucking sides when you bomb your whole life when they'll find out and the stress you'll live through every single day from now on.
Thank you anon, your retardedness made my day
>>767493384
ur fucking men, youre a homo
>>767495263
When you hand start thinking by itself and commenting on 4cents
when wife said someone at her work has a crush on her, first thought on my mind is how can share her nudes with him.
>>767494810
Have been close with her for a long time. Tutoring her for school and helping out as my uncle was always on travel and couldn’t. After she grew up and developed this amazing body I couldn’t stop thinking about her sexually. Started just after she graduated high school last summer.
>>767480448
I posted this a while back, but people found it interesting then, so here goes again:
>be 14
>sister is 18, but still lives at home
>sister used to get severe panic attacks
>gets tranquillisers for bad episodes
>so doped up she doesn't notice me in her room
>on my knees, start wanking beside her bed
>accidentally come too soon on her face
>she doesn't wake, but i run the fuck out and never do it again
>>767494684
Are you Pakistani?
>>767495482
I am indeed part homo, lol.
>>767494962
He probably feels the same way but dudes are easy. Just fuck him.
>>767495228
Had her at my apartment just having a chat and talking about her career path over wine and cheese. Then we just started horseplay and punching each other and she jumped on me trying to wrestle me down. After we both fell to the floor we kinda just started kissing. One thing led to another. Now we do it a lot. She had the crush on me since she was 12...
>>767496600
Nice
>>767496196
Italian and Lithuanian. She’s Italian and French. Our dads are brothers
>>767496600
I thought at one point my cousin had a crush on me but I always had doubt. Yeah we kissed when we were really little like I explained. After the answer she gave me I feel like I have no chance and really shouldn't attempt anything. Plus I don't really see her much as I used too.
>>767480448
I want to have a girl i dont know be my remote slave. Meaning i could ask her whenever i want to send some pics, wear what i order her to, masturbate on the phone for me... Sadly i dont think any girl would be up to it
>>767496711
Thanks. She told me her first time masturbating was to a photo she has of me at a beach in swimming trunks.
>>767492129
Sad thing is, you think I'm trying to be edgy. That is the reality of my life. I'm not joking, or baiting.
>>767492044
I gotta be really stupid for not gettin all the fuss. So a man finds out his dad isn't the one he thought and that escalates into a divorce? Sounds a bit extreme.
>>767496883
Unfortunately I don’t have a magic blueprint for you. With us I think part of it was daddy issues. She kinda resents my uncle for not being there for her and I kinda filled that void a bit by helping her and mentoring her. She drove the action more than I did. I kinda just went with it.
>>767494601
You make a lot of sense. The problem is, I have a history of mental illness. I worry they might use it to commit me. I live in a VERY blue state. It doesn't take much to get put away here.
>>767497359
I'm not expecting any blueprints. Maybe more so with suggestions. She doesn't have daddy issues. She had a half brother that ended up drowning a few years back. That's what brought everyone closer. She looks up to me as a big brother and kinda fill in that spot. The rest of the family pretty much thinks that too. I just feel like the response she gave me is pretty much a no go if I think of anything else. I've always wanted to be blunt with how I feel towards her, but I would feel so bad if she changed her view of me. Along with family. Ah well, I guess if the situation reveal itself I'll take the chance. If nothing shows any sort of luck. I'll just leave it alone.
Tricked my gf into fucking three black guys from my factory job. Convinced her they got dirt on me that was firable.
Freaked her out and said we’d be homeless. Took a bit of finessing but it worked
I came in a 5th graders mouth that gave me a blowjob when I was a freshman in high school.
Once a girl cute af went to a friend's house, so I decided to record her changing when she had to do it, after i saw the vid, i realized she had smaller tits than i thought because she wore a big padded bra. I couldn't hold myself back so I decided to upload the vid and share her all over the internet. She got like 500k views before the vid got taken down.
>>767498543
cute girl* fml
>>767494134
maybe
I cut all the time
I touched a 12yo boy's cock earlier today
>>767480448
for the last 4-5 years i have been dreaming about killing myself and hurting other people
I shoot birds to relieve stress, hunting them and then a huge release when I nail one, as a little experiment I shot a robin, and wanted to dissect it but felt sick once I'd cut the head off
I'm 25, should I be alarmed?
>>767484287
You can never trust her, bro. Once a cheater, always a cheater
>>767497662
Maryland? Don't say a word, they'll lock you up.
I "came out" when I was a kid and to this day I tell people I'm bisexual but I have absolutely zero same sex attraction and never have.
>>767485200
Let me join you, /b/rother
I have 7 million dollars in my bank and one million in stocks at two major brands from partnering with a real estate investor I met at a party four years ago. My family doesn't know; I still live with my parents and they think I'm lazy and poor, but it's just convenient and cheap.
>Inb4 exploitative
>>767500069
sure
>>767494158
Do you have a Kik mayhaps?
>pic somewhat related to the convo
>>767487435
Now this looks like a story worth telling, go on please
I tell people that she is my sister, but she is really just a 14yo fuckbuddy
>>767483975
That dress is hideous
I'm cheating on my gf with my ex gf and have been for a couple months. Gf is super reliable but ex gf is super hot. A big reason I don't just leave is because I would miss our cats.
>>767482251
>
Lighten up Francis!
>>767482075
Did you keep nutting in her pussy after that, or did you pull out.
>>767497245
No, his dad is his dad. His dad fucked around and knocked up some thot.
I found out something similar. Dad went for some therapy and lost it, started wondering if someone could come after him for back child support. I had a “nigga WHUT” moment. Talked more about it afterwards, when things calmed down. Turns out I have at least one, possibly two, half siblings.
>>767499523
Even worse. New York.
>>767500046
Which part?
>>767480448
A guy cheated on his girlfriend with me. I was ok with it at the moment.
Some weeks later i start thinking about that and I had never felt so bad
>>767480448
i come to /b/
>>767492042
Moar on this plz. Extremely relevant to my Mommy's Boy Kink plzplzplzplzPLLLLZZZZZ
>>767502685
second that
>>767480448
I'm cheating on my current gf with my ex because the sex is easy to get and the ex doesn't know I'm dating current gf, it's been a few months of this and I want to kys myself
>>767490258
I'm 15 add me on discord, if i'm not major that cannot be pedophilie
>when I was 16 we were dirt poor and I lived in a very small appartment with my mom and my sister.
> It was literally a livingroom with an open kitchen and two other rooms adjecent which we used as bedrooms. My mom had her own and I shared a bunkbed with my sister, who is a year older than I am.
> My sister started masturbating way before I did, and she used to do it in the bunkbed, thinking I didn't notice. I did, and by the time I sicovered the joy of jerking off, I secretly jerked off shen she did.
> By the way, I slept in the top bunk and she had the lower bunk because she didn't like sleeping that high up. It's important for what happened next..
> My sister had a secret didlo she stashed onder some old bra's in her drawer which she thought I didn't know about.
> One day she goes out, drinks a lot, gets home.. waaaaay too drunk. She goes to bed as soon as she's home. My mome already turned in, and I'm watching the tail end of some crappy movie on Tv. The movie ends and I decide it's time for me to go sleep too..
> I get to my room and there she is, lying on her bed, on top of her blankets, naked, dildo halfway inside her pussy and totally passed out..
> At first I was shocked, but my dick reacted immediatly. Diamonds.. She was just laying there, on her back, thumb in her mouth, suckling it like a toddler. That is when I got the wickedest thought.. what if...
> I wanted to make sure she was out of it, so I decided to push the dildo a bit further in.. No reaction. I pulled it out a bit.. again nothing. I got a bit bolder and started doing it faster and deeper.. She opened her mouth a little and her breath hastened.
> With her thumb out of the way I decided to test the waters and stuck my finger in her mouth. She immediatly started suckling it. My groin tingled with anticipation.
> I pulled out my finger and she was breathing quite heavily from me fucking her with dildo. I decided to not waste anymore time and stuck my dick in her mouth <tbc>
>>767503872
<cont>
>And yes.. she started suckling it like it was her thumb. Felt good!!
> Al this time I kept fucking her with the dildo and she let out little moans and groans as she sucked on my dick with enthousiasm..
> Prety soon I couldn't contain myself anymore and I came inside her mouth. She just continued suckling and swallowed my load, clean..
> I was done for the night and slowely removed my cock from her mouth and replaced it with her thumb.
> I gently placed her right hand on the base of the dildo and she started moving it herself.
> I slowly got to my bunk and listened to her finishing herself to orgasm.
> I think that woke her a bit because she got up and put on her panties and a long t-shirt and got back in her bed.
> It never happened again after that one time, but everytime she would go to a party or go out with friends, I secretly hoped it would..
My girlfriends sister flashed her ass to me in the kitchen a couple days ago and I didn’t tell my girlfriend lol
Her sister is a 10 so my girlfriend would just lose it out of jealousy
Pic is girlfriend
>>767490411
Zoloft (setraline). Shit is golden
