I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by
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I don't understand why idiots try to kill themselves by jumping into water... it's not like hitting concrete, which would actually kill you.
Now this retard has to swim to shore and try again another way.
Rekt thread
Hitting water at that velocity is equal to concete and would at least tear your flesh if you land flat
>>767479649
Speaking of GGB, from this height it's basically like concrete. Also, the current takes the victim to the open ocean finishing him with drowning.
>>767479866
Dude, at least hit the fucking head.
>>767479960
I just said that but ok. At least i'm not the only one.
>>767479649
That guy totally died. There was a documentary about this called "The Bridge".
>>767480580
It's just not possible. Have you ever seen someone jump into a swimming pool and die?
I bet you're feeling pretty silly right now.
>>767480832
Have you ever seen someone jump into a swimming pool from that height and live?
>>767480947
Fucking kek
>>767481116
Did she die?
>>767481116
>stay down
>gain shekels
>>767480947
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen. is this an airport???? best terrorist security debunk ever! this place is unsecured.
>>767479649
nice thread
>>767479649
at least you started a thread but goddamn that post is getting old man
>>767481210
yeah she had epstien barr syndrome
kidding IDK
>>767479649
Mythbusters did this one.
Turns out both will kill you bad, but it is a myth that water is as hard as cement at terminal velocity.
The big who git the cement was fucked up way more than the pig in water, but both are lethal.
>>767479815
how we shouldve treated africa
>>767481116
someone needs to stomp on her to wake her up from pretending to be hurt.
>Pretty much the same shit in the same order as every thread for the past week
Sometimes, a break is okay too.
>>767480095
murderer
>>767479681
gina
>>767481574
>based driver
>>767481062
the motorbike is legally in the wrong, but the car driver is useless.
>>767481755
wtf they don't do anything to try and save the dog, they could easily get its collar off and save it like wtf
>>767481257
Yep, I'm sure he had more than 3 ounces of liquids in that thing.
>>767479649
Hitting water at that height from that speed is basically like hitting concrete, basic physics. I'm guessing you're not particularly bright.
>>767482030
>It ain't got no clip, blood
>>767481965
>replying to stale pasta
>>767479649
Water does not compress well when hit with sudden force. Look up the water hammer effect. It is like hitting the ground.
>>767482030
new Iphone tv spot
>>767481574
I watched this guy's video he made. He's awesome.
>>767479649
>it's not like hitting concrete
>>767481917
they didn't fare too well either
>>767481755
finish the fucking story, man
>>767481574
i saw the original he doesn't hit any
>>767479835
How we shouldve treated africa
>>767481319
Lol, source?
That chink owned the nigger.
>>767482126
what movie?
>>767482240
do you have link
>>767482524
it's called "Empire of Dust"
can find it on YT
>>767482345
hahahaha
>>767480002
how we shouldve treated africa
>>767482204
gotta look good in a fight
>>767479681
>>767481116
looks like she landed on her insulin pump
>>767479726
Fuuuuck he had to watch his wife's head pop, and it was his fault...
>>767482395
>>>767480095
i immediately started reading that in raoul dukes voice without reading the whole thing
>>767481116
FATALITY!
>>767481223
nigger stole her diaper bag
>>767481574
I fucking hate migrants. Learn to defend your country you fucking cowards.
>>767482865
I hate cats. But I hate bratty little fucks more.
>>767479866
I can't take the ones with little kids since having a kid of my own.
It really does change you.
>out before the deluge of little kid gore by 13 year old edgelords
>>767481914
yikes
>>767481755
The kid caused all of that to happen. To pressing the fucking buttons to stopping the dog from running in.
>>767481695
Nigger
>>767482030
Giving a woman anything...
>>767482395
I read that in HST's voice.
>>767482126
LMAO... Don't ask about who owned the slave ships.
>>767479649
>>767479712
kek
>>767482593
Around blacks never turn your back.
>>767483517
Red niggers? what is this sorcery?
>>767482345
What happened here?
>>767482750
fucking died
>>767480095
Hero, well done. Nigger wont steal anymore
>>767483840
looks like there's a cat in a lamp socket
>>767483840
i'm guessing the cat was getting electrocuted
>>767480947
This video should have Benny Hill song
>>767482126
idgi, since u can ask a question and still be happy.
shouldnt they answer the question 1st, THEN treat them to be happy?
>>767484031
>>767484050
Nah, not in the socket. The cat's head was stuck in a decorative round spot under the lamp shade near the top.
>>767479681
Toddler survived, with a fractured skull
>>767484219
That's it. I've had enough.
Reported.
All of your IPs will be traced.
>>767482030
My sides...
>>767484336
consequences
>>767481319
That chink speaks the truth
>>767480832
>it's not possible
Please, prove to us how impossible it is by jumping off the bridge yourself
>>767484452
she's in a wheelchair now ?
>>767484690
yeah
>>767482865
little shitter got fucked
>>767480832
Jumping a few feet into a pool and jumping off a bridge a hundred feet high or more are the same then?
You should take a physics class, or kill yourself. Yeah, just kill yourself.
>>767484755
why?
>>767484219
MODS!!!!!!!!
>>767484777
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>767484864
Because niggers are uncivilized animals fit only for euthanasia.
>>767481952
bloody savages
>>767484864
according to her, because she's fat
>>767483828
As a black man, that angers me.
>>767482865
based cat
Mama miaa
>>767484755
dubs of assault. Beautiful.
>>767485064
Aww poor little nigger.
>>767484926
check out mr pouty all pissed because anon got trips, what a pussy
>>767480832
Terrible bait
>>767484059
nicely done
>>767483828
man I sure do love watching niggers getting fucking rekted like this.
>>767483046
I feel this too. Glad to know there's another human in this switboy woods
>>767479649
Trust me. Falling from that hight, the water would feel like concrete. The survival rate for that jump is extremely low
>>767484336
zxc
>>767479649
If it's a high enough drop then water acts nearly like a solid when you hit it.
people that do very high dives for fun need to be careful about hitting the water in just the right way so they don't just snap their legs or more.
>>767485410
was my post deleted??
>>767482857
it was his daughter
>>767479649
Its actually nearly identical to hitting concrete if youre high enough up. Are you retarded?
>>767485274
Trashing them so no one can use them again, im guessing?
>>767485584
yeah
>>767485584
yeah. its really wasteful, but some government places do this when they get newer systems
>>767485570
>jumping into his parachute.
he desrved to die.
>>767480832
Pretending to be retarded is the lowest form of trolling.
Bloody savages
>>767485777
r.i.p. the little orange car infront
>>767484370
story and sauce plz
>>767480832
>>767479649
try harder
>>767479649
I straight up play with my girlfriends Doo Doo to nut.
>>767486050
they were making weapons in that building, I think
I forgot, it's been a long time
Doesn't look like a good fall
>>767482964
They're not migrants, they're asylum seekers.
Migrants come to workt for their money and a better life. They understand what they have to do to improve their situation. If they fail to do so, they're easy to get rid of.
Asylum seekers on the other hand just come to get money, not work for it. They want a better life but refuse to changer anything.
Asylum seekers should leave the country when their home country is safe again, but apparently european governments refuse to take action.
>>767484997
stawry and sauce
>>767479712
possible shooting stars meme material
>>767483517
Beating up kids, what a colossal faggot...
>>767479649
How can you be this retarded?
>>767479649
hitting concrete from that height is basically like hitting concrete
>>767479891
Wtf that's horrible
>>767479929
This is one of the only two rekt videos I can't watch
>>767479649
Here's what they don't realise when they do it.
The impact only gives them a slight concussion. Standard body impact type of thing, it winds you, stuns you and leaves you physically unable to move.
By the time you come to, it's too late.
You see, underneath the bed of water is a whole lot of fucking mud. And by the time they hit that mud with some pretty high velocity, they end up stuck in it.
Mud is pretty unforgiving when you're stuck in it, the more you try to push yourself out, the further it sucks you in.
So after this painful stunning, these idiots often come to, realise they're still alive, and stuck, start struggling like fuck to get out of the mud, getting themselves stuck even worse.
And the end result is usually a painful drowning in the water, or an even more painful suffocation in the mud. Even if they suddenly change their mind and want to live, they are officially and unequivocally fucked.
Concrete is a much better option.
>>767480002
That nigger land whale just got ko'ed for real.
>>767481564
how we did treat africa
>>767486498
Same
>>767485646
He turned into QWOP
>>767479929
>THIS IS MY CHANCE!
>*grabs boob*
>>767481210
Lol that fucktard got what he deserved
>>767485174
I'll let others decide if women should ever handle guns.
But they should definately not ever be allowed to handle anything other than a revolver.
>>767485777
poor little orange car :(
>>767479845
Nah
>>767479649
Its like hitting concrete. But some people do survive the fall. I would prefer to jump head first onto actual concrete. No way of surviving that.
>>767481755
Did that dog die?
>>767486924
well that was unexpected
>>767486232
what caliber do you think the gun pods are???
>>767483737
A soul brother with no soul.
>>767482750
kek
>>767484219
>>767484997
Russians, enough said
>>767487081
I don't know, 50 caliber maybe?
>>767487496
The only thing worse than niggers are women polis
>>767481116
story?
>Assume teacher vs. student
>teacher thot 'muh feminism' gave her strength
>instead figured she stayed down, adds to the courtroom drama when suing for gains.
>>767485991
>>767479835
I'm still trying to figure out why Omar Little from The Wire is trying to helicopter fuck a hood rat
>>767481062
I fucking hate entitled cunts that ride motorcycles. The are on a vehicle what offers 0 safety from collision, and that 95% of motorists will over look at least on occasion, and still, they want to act like gods.
Buncha useless cock lovers
>>767481116
>when you fall on your keys
>>767479649
See, that's how it's done.
No hesitation.
Get up, fall back.
No fucks given.
Anyone have the new IS video where they human bombed a guy? Explosive helmet and dropped him head first from a building.
>>767484190
No idea what movie this is, but I bet the twist is that this utopia greatly benefited from it, maybe is even directly or partly responsible for it. Can't have your peasants know that their prosperity and happiness is build on the billions dead of WW3.
Or something along these lines...
>>767482857
Pretty sure it was the lorry driver's fault.
>>767479835
>waiting for the figure-4 headlock
>>767480947
>Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
>Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
>Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
>Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
>Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
>Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
>Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
>[Later]
>Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
>Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
>Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
>>767479649
That fagit is a turd floating in the devils toilet. He dead. Watch the doco on YouTube called the bridge.
>>767485274
Wait, what?? What the hell is happening here?
>>767480166
Mate, you're not getting it. Jumping into water from that height is akin to hitting concrete so he most probably would die, or be severely injured and drown anyway thus fulilling his wishes of death.
>>767481223
Around
Blacks
Never
Relax
>>767479712
what the hell happened here?
>>767485274
Wonder if they know that the hard drive is still intact and that their data can be recovered?
>>767487056
lmao what a fucking child just close your eyes and regain your composure
>>767481914
"I've got an idea! Lets use fire to unfreeze the valve on this gas truck!"
>>767485991
That's unbelievable.
>>767486293
>brutal house invasion robbery all over town
>no suspects or concrete evidence
>spread rumors of foreveralone rich dude with good loot in his flat
>wait for gang to come rob flat
>you of wantings loot? Too bad, here, have spetsnaz, urod blyat.
>>767486095
That dude doesn't even go to help, just stands there holding his beer. Nice.
>>767486446
maybe they shouldn't have been sitting in a parking lot, so actually no, it's a good thing, we got some enjoyment out of it
>>767486232
those tracers really butter my eggroll
>>767481695
he was being robbed, they had guns, it's called self defence, not even murrican
>>767489784
really now?
fucken a!
ay blyat maslinu poimal
>>767483046
I don't even have a kid, I've just matured enough emotionally to have developed empathy.
>>767484059
Smurf village is violent as fuck.
>>767483215
Lights out
>>767483380
The dude had his hands up. Why the fuck did they send the dog?
>>767487081
>>767487496
Nah, these are M134s, 7.62x51mm. Also, only every 3rd or 4th round is a tracer.
>>767490634
i'll trace you 3 or 4 times
>>767482204
Lol stupid fat fuck
>>767487496
female police are fucking useless
>>767486723
That guy got jailed for assaulting the would-be robber :-/
>>767483254
Haha chair shot old wwf style kek
>>767483828
So much anger in such a small guy kek nigger got what he deserved
>>767484336
Nice try re
>>767484926
Nice copy pasta homo
>>767484926
Why do you get on your knees like a good homo and eat this nut fag boy
>>767485064
Haha butthurt shitskin
>>767484926
I've always wanted to fuck the ass of a fake wanna be Marine copy pasta-er.
Bend over
>fag
>>767485570
Did he dieded??
