/b/ tell me your quick, easy and painless ways of ending it all
fap for 212 hours , then you should die from dehydration , and a sweet death
>>767478594
Noted, not quick though
bump
>>767478427
>>767478427
Put a bullet in your head
Or jump of a 30m bridge
>>767478427
Like this boi
>>767478427
do you own a car? and have a garage for it?
>>767479920
I like where this is going
>>767479920
Nope, otherwise great idea!
>>767478427
Go to MLK Blvd in a big city and loudly refer to the local population with racial epithets.
You're welcomed
>>767478427
>>767478427
Who is this person? Where the fuck do they produce bodies like that. My god.
>>767480527
Thanks anon
>>767480751
I have no clue
>>767480527
How much helium would you actually need, the tanks i can find are all for a certain amount of balloons
>>767478427
instead of easy and painless how about just kill as many niggers as you can, at east you go out with a bang
>>767478427
Just don't do it. I know its a personnal choice but the down phase will just pass and you will be thinking differently then
>>767481273
If you inject 3 cubic mm of helium in your vein it should be enough
>go to sleep at 10 pm (at least at 11), wake up at 7am
>dont drink alcohol/use drugs
>drink 1 to 4 coffees per day
>exercise at least 3 times per week (resistance/cardio)
>fap
>eat healthy
>keep hydrated
>dont have pointless days, try to find a goal, try to not be alone all the time
-that should minimize suffering (its not very quick but usually good things dont come easy
>>767478427
Caring about yourself and those who are closest to you anon
I recommend jumping off of a really high building if you can't get a gun. If anyone else has other painless solutions, I'd like to know as well.
>>767482864
That's the reason why, wanted to end it for a few years now but didnt do it because i didnt want to hurt people i care about, but i have nobody left so no reason for me not to
>>767478427
>/b/ tell me your quick, easy and painless ways of ending it all
Get a sucky corporate job, move to the suburbs, marry a boring woman, have boring kids. Wait to die.
>>767479598
>buy this
>make exit bag
>decide to give life one more chance
>therapy
>get fit
>get cute vietnamese girlfriend/wife to spend the rest of my life with
That how I did mine.