YLYL thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL thread.
>>767477833
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>>767478695
Not an mp5
>>767479103
How do you know this?
>>767479739
fuckers like you need to be fucking gassed
>>767478135
Almost got me
>>767478134
Stfu nigga
>>767480512
Funny but you've got to be retarded if you think it's true.
So he was behind this?
>>767479158
Yeah it's an AB10( basically a bastardised TEC 9), but >>767479103
Just had to bring his autism in and ruin the meme
>>767479158
Cuz he's not born after 2000 fag
>>767479626
thinly veiled drug joke
>>767477833
This pretty much sums up /b/
>>767477833
How did i lose on the first one?
>>767478080
lost
>>767477833
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>767477833
ketchup on a hot dog. Nigga should be shot.
>>767477991
Back when /b/ was funny and creative.
>>767477997
Im 12 and what is this?
>>767478134
? was this supposed to be funny or what?
Whats your point?
>>767486825
nigger
>>767480217
best father of the year award, thats how you prevent jobless niggers
>>767477833
See video
https://youtu.be/0QXf45PYX9I
>>767486825
>at the time
>>beta lose
kek + 100% nigger
>>767477997
Is the face it transforms to at the end a reference to a specific person or just done to signify the rapey intention?
>>767488169
Tried to fap but I really couldn't like wtf
>>767478134
Lost
>>767484679
Fuck you.
>>767477833
Everyone just lost
>>767486825
Why would you threaten someone's mother.
>>767477997
Source??
>>767478080
fuck lost
>>767483484
the other side did this
>>767486825
when your mother is absolute cunt and you have no immunities saved on comp and she aint ded.
>>767477991
Deadass
>>767490208
Not soon enough
>>767486233
that was cool
>>767484679
ban this piece of shit fag cock eating douche
>>767490423
Immunities wouldn't save her anyway.
>>767478134
>pasta
>>767490652
Holy fucking shit is that real
>>767486233
did she ded?
>>767490869
of aids, 3 weeks later
>>767482794
>what is Apple
>>767491011
chekd
>>767477974
Dave the barbarian was a super under rated cartoon
>>767491087
want more?
>>767491112
yes pls
>>767491112
No thanks.
>>767490846
did she ever do anal?
>>767490846
i dont get it and who
>>767491194
missalice94
>>767490243
You're wrong though.
"media" is the social collective. Media exists because it is watched and hence demanded.
These days "media" is even closer and is either affirming ("I like this so I want to see more of it") or emotional responsive ("This makes me feel very strongely so I will watch more to make a case to agree/disagree with it").
So, "the media" as an entity and evil is a false mental construct. It's a personification of something that is the expression of a collective. Whatever "sells" or "gets attention" is amplified, other things fizzle out into non-relevancy.
If you see many displays of a certain physique, itis because people like to watch it or have attention for it. It doesn't mean it is the ideal you need to follow and be or "you are irrelevant if you aren't like that". It just means, the circus show that people pay for looks like this. You go to the circus and pay to see an elephant or tiger, not to see a dog or a cat.
>>767490186
I cannot be the only one who would do Lice Inspector Tammy
>>767491287
Hahahaha hahahaha!!!
>>767490819
Of course it's real how could they POSSIBLY have faked that
>>767491994
>>767492057
samefag
>>767484679
Cunt
>>767492164
>>767484679
Oy coont
>>767490819
yeah she just moved her skeleton out of the way so his head would fit.
>>767486825
Fuck
>>767492277
>women are their own evolutionary branch
lmao.
>>767486825
Fuck off eat dick
>>767484679
Just plain not funny. The your mother will die in her sleep thing has always struck me as really fuckboy mailbox chainmaily from the 1990;s.
>>767483484
>not stangerrrrrrrthings
1job
>>767492508
I am tempted to try this. Your brainwashing is working you god damned gook
>>767491994
That escalated quickly
>>767490106
Suck my dick, semen demon
>>767486233
I was expecting her to morph into her superhero form.
>>767486177
Meh. Not very funny 2/10. Nobody is going to lose to this laugh lose.
>>767477991
>tfw exceptionally open the pic in tab and then wait for the image hoover...
>>767488628
Haha! a new one! OMG fucking saved! Never seen this before
>>767477864
Shot my drink out of my nose.
>>767484679
no pls
>>767492277
kek
>>767484679
Ffuu
>>767492799
jews are actually the good guys
>>767484679
fuck you
>>767490106
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON!
>>767493164
Nigger
>>767492799
Moslim culture is garbage and that of thieves.
>>767490106
suck my dick, semen demon!
>>767493339
>>767477864
explain plis
>>767477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgDGFAjcZSQ
>>767478134
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this but whatever
nice machine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnIvhlKT7SY
>>767492368
fucking lost to the pancakes
>>767493987
delet this
>>767492534
Samefag
>>767494051
>>767491005
yooo wtf
Story?
>>767494105
I made this one, no joke
>>767493164
Agree, they kick sandnigger ass every day
>>767493717
he looks baked, it's an indoor marijunna grow, irony is it's anti-MJ Vice president Mike Pence
>>767478639
kek
>>767492719
One of the finer banana posts
only with head phones pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
>>767484679
i love my mom
>>767494530
I love you too son
>>767477991
A thousand keks
>>767486384
Lost
>>767490819
It's on the internet. It must be real.
>>767490106
suck my dick, semen demon!
>>767494888
Who is gonna pay for that?!
>>767484679
How could you
>>767494240
No its because he wants to zap fags you ignorant pothead
>>767484679
gey
>>767493715
Just curious, is she still a youtuber?
>>767494200
jews are sandniggers. they have similar culture to the arabs,come from the same genetic stock and speak semitic languages.
just so you know,salam is peace in arabic.shalom is peace in hebrew. ibn is son in arabic. ben is son in hebrew.
they're the same shit.
>>767490106
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON
>>767495233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTAbtbFzt6Y
dont you have google
>>767495233
Didn't remember her name, thanks
>>767495349
Didn't remember her name, thanks
>>767484679
which post?
>>767491287
>escape
>>767486825
what filename
>>767493164
Agree
>>767493283
Agree
>>767492215
total myth, good meme though
>>767493717
I think its cause hes against homosexuals and is for electro shock therapy on em.
>>767490747
nice.
>>767496333
kekd and chekd
>>767496730
it's called marketing nigga
>>767489166
this just made me cumbust out of my peen-eye
>>767493164
Agree bagels are amazing.
>>767484679
Fuck
>>767486825
Cmon
>>767492799
Thanos did nothing wrong
>>767493987
Kill yourself Trumptard.
>>767496321
Nyet
>>767493753
nah he just looks board.
>>767500857
I bet you think he's the Nazi too. Maybe you should be less sensitive, and not wish everyone who doesn't share your opinions would die
>>767479935
mah waifu
>>767493428
Wasn't that picture taken at a truck stop?
>>767500104
Agree
>>767484679
cuck
>>767486825
Ur a Cunt i hope you die
Magic numbers
>>767486825
this is the cancer that's killing /b/
>>767484679
normally I wouldn't reply to this bait but since my mums on a cruise right now...
>>767492119
Lost
>>767491059
You're a super under rated cartoon, faggot.
>>767478726
Erry time..
>>767492719
>Haha.
>Haa
>>767498511
Andy Sixx
>>767490131
some Korean love hotel commercial
>>767504134
No fo realz doh
>>767493584
lost
>>767491087
pig disgusting
>>767505524
lol finish your homework.
>>767492534
>still replied
Are you like... special or something?
