Actual true story inbound:
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tell my father this
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
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I can't believe you even took the time to type out that fucking turd sandwich of a story.
Don't scientists take pictures of their whiteboards now that we all have cameras in our pockets?
I mean...that's what I do when I project manage as a welder...and my whiteboards take a few minutes to draw up.
He's gonna keep on going as long as you keep giving him the reaction he's looking for.
not real kiwi hours
tbh, they're fucking stupid birds
"Yeah lets evolve into fucking prey, that's good, things don't change, nah we'll be fine. Nah we don't need to fly, or have good eye sight, it'll be fine"
right imma be honest
Did some shrooms today, wasn't very fun. They don't agree with me and it makes the whole thing kinda shitty until like, two hours later. I was just seeing everything wrong. That doesn't look like a tongue to me and you don't have that expression when you're licking your tongue.
Stop being blind. It's clearly her tongue because it's clearly a different color than her lips in other frames.
Fuck, your stupidity is pissing me off almost as much as the image.
It’s called “peripheral ebonics”. Blacks talk their own way, then other people who want to pretend that those black people are awesome catch on and start using some of their “grammar” and slango.
Yo I was here on 9/11 I went home after the towers fell and was on bing researching what I could and a link to/b/ came up so I clicked it and I've never left I can't figure out how and this is easily the worst ylyl since I joined.
Science fag here, whiteboard is most def used for ramblings butin my lab we write basically everything important down in at least our notebook and a word document, and if it’s really important, google drive. If you can’t recreate your experimental setup when some bitch messes with the whiteboard, you’re a dumbass