I have no regard for my own being and have no motivation to change.
Well I was always a chubby kid, around like 150lb at age 8. So it's taken a lifetime.
I usually eat pizza, chicken, or something else unhealthy. I like all fruits (except for cantaloupe), but they're not quite as cheap as the foods I get. Not to blame my weight on lack of finances for food.
I dunno. Maybe I'm fatter than I think, I checked like last week so I can't imagine gaining more than 5 or so within this time.
I get that a lot.
Count your calories with a phone app. If you're really that weak of a fat retard you can still eat like shit, just come in under your daily allotment. I had a stroke in Feb (not due to weight issues) and weighed 378. I got out of the hospital, started counting calories and went vegan. Today I weighed 343.6. Do it you pathetic lack of good sex machine, I honestly believe in you.
Are you eating your feelings, OP? Nothing taste better than thin, and it's never too late to change.
im addicted to food as well. been gaining weight for years with no end in sight. just can't resist those delicious carbs and sweets. maybe we can hit up a buffet together one day OP. good luck
Thanks for the tips.
I'm aware, however I have no desire to change. What purpose is there for me to be thin outside of being more flexible and possibly getting in some girls walnut? I don't care about health issues, we die eventually so why not die eating. And no, I'm not depressed.
Sorry to disappoint, but outside of being a fatass I've also got a microdick. I wasn't circumcised right as a kid, so I've got a turtle for a dick. At full length it's below average.
Hope I made you feel better.
Welcome to Lard Kingdom, my brethren.
Not sure why fat is a kink, we're like the licorice jelly beans of humanity, but sure.
luckily you're pretty tall at 6'1, so it's not as noticable. try being 5'8 me who is fat, and also i have stretch marks which you don't. feelsbadman. hope you beat the eat and get in shape op. god knows im trying
I am a lazy shitstain just like you, but herr is what I did, it was fast and easy.
1. Call your psychiatry
2. Make an appointment telling you feel a bit depressed
3. Fake "ADD" by telling them that there is constand noise in your head, do some research on google
4. SUGGEST for dex-amfetamine when you get diagnosed
5. Ask for double dosis the second and third apointment. Untill you get about 20mg/day. Also ask for seroquill50mg or quetiapine50mg because you cant sleep otherwise.
6. Do not take the dex pills everyday, just take them once or twice a week. But take like 60-80mg in stages through the day, at the end of the day put yourself to sleep with 50-100mg of sero/quetia.
7. Repeat for about 2-3 months.
You wont feel any hunger anymore and you just be moving all day because you cant sit still, or go diehard gaming and beat everbody and be better like never before. I recommend gaming thou because it was what I did. And buy a shitton of chewing gum to burn the fat under your chin.
I went from 180kg to 105kg in 9 weeks.
With 105kg I hit the gym with full confidence from the dex pills. Eat chicking like there is no tomorrow about 2kg/day.
Am 110kg 205cm pure muscle now and I fuck bitches on a weekly basis.
From a lurker to a friend, goodluck bro.
I suggest to safe this and If youre bored just start with step 1. Because it can take a little while before you get the pills.
This is for all you fat fucks here.
Also if you need to pay for the pills, just do it. Go make some internet monies while high on the pills, EU fags like me get the pills for free.
WARNING take the dex pills too often and you might get addicted but its an easy kickoff when you fuck bitches allday.
Help me here.
I'm 300+ lbs (6'7")....and I don't look anywhere near OP's pic.
Semi-muscular, have "some fat", could lose 20lbs and lose the love-handles, if I wanted to.
Yet, BMI charts (several versions of it) classify me as "obese".....although I don't look nor feel it....
>what is right?
Not that I'm aware of, actually. I'm susceptible to becoming sick from contagious diseases more than the average kiddo, though.
I'd rather not get addicted though. May try it regardless, thanks /b/ro.
I did, actually. But i didn't notice I was getting too fat until it was too late. Now I have no confidence to hit up a gym, nor motivation, and honestly I don't care for having a slim body. I want it, but I'd rather not work for it. So, I'll just be a little shitstain on earths butt cheeks unless I have an epiphany or something.
>I'm aware, however I have no desire to change.
How old are you?
Because you will be 35 like me one day and be on blood pressure medication, cholesterol medication, your joints will hurt, your heart will hurt and you will feel like you are dying because you are.
I am losing weight now and it feels great.
You are going in one direction or the other, life or death, and trust me you WILL die early
Fair enough. I just cant see giving up. Im 5' 10" and 260lbs. I have been eating right and doing cardio at least 4 times a week and I havnt lost or gained a single pound for 5 months now. Theres no way in fuck that I'll ever stop going to the gym even if I'm not losing weight. not gonna lie I was super skeptical about the gym improving mental health but HOLY SHIT. I feel fucking great. I look like a fat shit but feel like a happy fuck.
No, not oh well, you are going to be SICK and you wont be a fun fatty anymore because you will be DYING
You don't even have to exercise at your fatass weight, just fast and drink water and ignore the hunger for once in your fat life
At your weight the pounds will fly off and you will feel better, it feels good to feel good and you can even eat bad shit when you get thin enough and throw in some exercise and still feel and look good
If I get too fat to the point you were at, I'll just off myself. I serve no purpose to this world, and neither does anyone else, so might aswell speed up the inevitable. I'm going to enjoy life, no matter how brief, and then go.
>If I get too fat to the point you were at
Here is the scary part, I never got as fat as you
I'm an inch shorter at 6'0 but I stayed roughly 275 to 280
It does matter if you get fatter but the point is you are ALREADY OBESE and its killing you NOW
You don't have to get fatter just stay where you are and you will still die early
You will die of a stroke or a heart attack or whatever early, there are no obese old people
Its your problem and I know you won't do anything now because you are young and stupid
Maybe you will get old like me and change your mind when you realize time is up
>What purpose is there for me to be thin outside of being more flexible and possibly getting in some girls walnut? I don't care about health issues, we die eventually so why not die eating. And no, I'm not depressed.
fellow lardass here,250 pounds and 20 years old
gonna die when i am 30 from a heart attack becuase of a blood clot so might as well eat tons of shit food and pig out in the meantime
If you honest to god have a bigger build, more muscle mass, and reasonably tall, then sure, you can be OP's weight or more and not look as shitty.
Think of BMI is a guideline. With your height you'd probably look svelte if you dropped 60lbs.
Don't want to work for it? Easy, just drop your calories, bruh. If you can commit to just dietary lifestyle changes you'll start shedding weight. Even if you eat garbage you'll lose weight if you cut the cals though. For your fat ass I would put you on a very low calorie diet, but realistically maybe start at 1500/day and work your way down to 1200. Cut out the soda for diet soda or crystal light to cut a bunch of easy calories first. Also increase your water intake.