>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
How do you react /b/?
"would like to see my trap hentai collection?"
scramble around and make sure she doesn't find any crusty fap tissue
>>767470574
Remind her of the restraining order.
>How do you react /b/?
1. Offer her a cup of tea
2. Chat about cats
3. Rub her feet
4. Lick her tits
5. Let her blow me
drop to the floor and lick her feet. duh anon.
I'd probably say "You look familiar..."
Ask her politely to leave and tell her she is welcome to come back at a more suitable time, but I can't have unannounced guests in my apartment. That way I have time to delete my fakes of her and clear my web and netflix history before she comes back.
>>767470868
>>767470940
Footfags are degenerates
>>767470574
Say hello. Tell her everything is fine now. Give her a big hug and gently guide her face to my crotch.
>sees Taylor standing by my car
>fiercely pulls out penis
>cum almost instantly
>miss Taylor altogether and hit the cat
Feels bad.avi
By my cat not car fml
>>767470574
Call the police, and tell them there is an shapeshifting assailant in my house.
Wtf are you doing in my house!?
>>767470574
> Assume I'm hallucinating
> Ask what shes doing
> Assess the situation to see if we're alone etc
> Assume im hallucinating
> Assrape her
>>767471910
> Wake up and realize I was hallucinating and just assraped my hairy overweight male housemate
>>767470574
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>767470574
Offer her a bowl of eggs.
>>767470574
I wouldnt recognize her without being told who she was.
So I'd probably approach her with the patient outrage one affords to a white, female burglar.
she better have fucking made me a sandwich
Do a 360 and walk the fuck away
>>767470574
I would tell her "you're no Carrie underwood" and then I would do a 1080 and walk away
Teach her how to play my board game :x
