I'm bored, AMA >Gonna get married soon >Attempting
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I'm bored, AMA
>Gonna get married soon
>Attempting to write a book
>American
>I hate Republicans and Democrats both
>>767469852
is your book gonna be boring like yourself?
>>767469931
I hope not
heynongman
>>767470176
Heeeeeey
>>767470226
you're boring, man
stop being so boring
>>767470226
You're gross, man. Stop posting old guy dong
>>767470226
and stop being gross
>>767470489
Anyway, if you want me to quit being boring, post some questions.
>>767470608
why are so boring?
>>767469852
What's the book about?
>>767470850
it's about boredom in general
>>767470745
It have to do with when John was kill.
>>767470890
Nice try, guy with the old man cock pic. I meant the question for OP.
>>767470850
Depends on which part. It shifts focus through many characters and their struggles in my own weird take on the post apocalypse which takes place in a pocket dimension. The main part that I'm a little over 100 pages into follows a guy named "Cowboy Dan," inspired by the Modest Mouse song. Everyone who's read it says It's good so far.
>>767470745
Because I'm a straight white male.
>>767470897
John Dies At The End?
>>767470994
sounds pretty boring to me
>>767471141
I haven't shown it to a lot of people so I don't know if it's actually any good or not.
>>767469852
What's the deal with airline food?
>>767471417
I know right? It's almost as bad as a Seinfeld joke.
>>767470994
so it's about a mouse who struggles in a apocalyptic world, right? I can understand anything but why cowboy dan? why has he 100 pages of little girls pics? and most importantly why does he focus on his shaft? bacause of the mouse?
>>767471475
It's about an alcoholic bounty hunter that gets his wife killed and is subsequently cursed to keep living until he can forgive himself.
>>767471766
dubs checked
good luck with your book
>>767469852
do you like ecchi?
>>767469852
>I hate Republicans and Democrats both
Are you a communist?
If you are, please kill yourself.
>>767472117
No. I don't like porn in general.
>>767472060
Thanks. I hope you work out your...grandaddy issues I guess.
>>767472193
Hell no. Commies deserve to be thrown out of helicopters.
I've heard people call me a classical liberal, but the closest political party I've found to be in line with my views is "Libertarian."
>>767472256
You seem like a pretty cool dude then
>>767472703
Well chat me up. Tell me about yourself and ask what you wanna know.
>>767472764
Did you ask your bride her hand in marriage or getting married was a decision that came differently?
>>767473158
She brought it up to me pretty early in our relationship, and I told her I'd love to. We've been planning it for about a year or so. I bought her a promise ring a few weeks ago, but her real ring is gonna cost $900+ so it'll be a bit. She bought me mine just before the end of last year. It's a $30 tungsten ring and it has a nice weight to it.
>>767473371
Hey! I just found a coupon for a free sky tour near you!
>>767473467
>>767473545
>>767473650
Guess which ideology has killed the most communists?
>>767473894
The answer is communism
>>767469852
>>Gonna get married soon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>767473415
Is she a good cook?
>>767474108
MGTOW are just fags or idiots that can't make human connection well enough to find someone who legitimately cares about them.
>>767474156
Hell yeah. I could kill a man for a slice of her chocolate cake.
>>767470994
Can you send the first chapter or all of it to:
[email protected]
I will read at least the first chapter and give you feedback. Fellow wannabe author of an unpublished and mostly unwritten novel that has a chapter on /b/ and starts with:
>It only takes a second to start an unravelling. Can you spot mine?
I'd welcome feedback on that open if you care, and you are welcome to call me a faggot for writing about /b/.
>>767471475
Your trolling is epic and hilarious. I wish I knew you in real life, but I'm kinda glad I don't.
Borrowing from a question asked to Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia:
>Do you sodomize your wife?
>>767474650
I'll send it later. I've got it all caught on another old old PC that doesn't have a USB port so I'll have to retype it by hand and send it to you.
I'll try and get it there in the next couple hours, I've got stuff to do soon.
>>767474806
Depends on your definition of "sodomize," but we've never had sex and neither of us like butt stuff.
>>767474220
I have a different view. It's like angry feminists who wear t-shirts claiming that they don't need men, but their entire existence evolves around male attention. You want to go your own way? Fine. Do it. And shut the fuck up about it.
>>767474845
No worries if you do send I will keep my word.
>>767474994
What's with that email by the way?
Mine's pretty weird too but I want to know if there's a reason
>>767474263
Are you planning to have kids?
My gf really reaaaaally wants to have kids, and I absolutely don't want to have kids
>>767475850
I'm trying to figure that out right now. I think I do eventually.
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