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What was your first sexual experience, /b/?
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I was in freshman year of highschool and we had just turned our garage area into a sort of apartment for me. My girlfriend at the time came over and while my parents had a party in the house, fucked on my air mattress. Good times man
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It wasn't ideal because it was gay and I didn't turn out homosex. Have spent the last 12 years trying to forget it happened. Stupid adolescent hormones making me do shit I knew would haunt me later
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Back seat of friends car, semi drunk, gross slut yanked my crank....didn't nut, no monies aquired.
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>>767463286
Nigga you gay
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>>767462897
Got my heart broken and on the way home from her house I picked up a hooker. got head in my car while thinking about the girl who broke my heart.

Led to about 6 years of hookers 3-5 times per week
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>>767463485
How old?
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>>767463577
How old?
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>>767463568
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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>>767462897

Catfished and raped by 2 fat guys in their 40s when I was 13.

Ended up gay.
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>be 15
>sneak into private lake with friends during summer
>some of us decide to swim naked
>me and this tomboy punk girl in our group have always hit it off, and being naked just kinda made things click
>we swim off behind some big trees and just sit on a rock and make out
>this leads to my hands wandering around her body, squeeze her small tits, rub her legs, she just opens up and guides my hand to her pussy
>Wet. As. Fuck.
>finger her for what feels like forever before she starts giving me a handjob
>doesn't take long before a blow my load on her stomach
>she washes it off in the lake and we swim back
>other friends say they could hear us the whole time and crack jokes
>tomboy gets super embarrassed and calls it a night so me and her get dressed and I walk her home
>we date for 2 months before she says she "doesn't feel it anymore" and we break up
It's so weird cause at the time you feel like it's the most amazing thing, but as an adult you look back and realize how awkward everything was
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>>767462897

> First sexual experience

Fuck you Chad.
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>>767462897
Is that a dick pic? FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
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>>767463618
I was 19
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>>767462897
12 years old, a friend and I jerked off together - I kissed his ass and sucked his cock
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>>767462897
>be around 14
>our of curiosity go have a cheeky sneak peak in the bathroom
>unzip pants
>ayy she so warm, can even adjust the pressure
>oioioioioi whats that?
>penis drips a foreign liquid
>panic at first and feel guilty but then somewhat enjoy it
>zip pants back up
>wash hands and flush toilet
Hasn't changed much in the last 23 years. I want to die
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15 years old, she was 14. Been in couple for about 5 months, touching each other for time to time, she's still unsure about loosing her virginity. One time she was touching my dick while I was touching her pussy I just said "hey what about sex?" and she said "yeah let's do it". Fucked her for about 1 minute in the missionary position before cumming like an animal. She was from asian parents, so tight man...
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> Be 19yo virgin who can't get a girlfriend
> 2/10 fattie dtf
> I'm so horny I could split rails with my cock
> We fuck for 6 hours
> She comes a lot
> I don't come at all
> Finally she says, "Want to cum anon?"
> Damn right I do!
> "Do you trust me?"
> Sure why not.
> Gives me a bj with her finger in my ass
> Presses finger against prostate
> I come HARD while she keeps sucking
> And sucking
> And sucking
> Driving me nuts for a minute that felt like it went forever

After that, most of my sexual experiences were with bored wives of rich professionals, until I got my first actual girlfriend at age 25.
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>>767462897
back when I was in Turkey there was this goat
I was 7 btw
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>>767462897
I was 9 or 10, and I was with my cousin at her grandmother's lakehouse home alone for several hours during the summer. We were both really curious about the physical differences between us and ended up with our hands down each other's pants fondling each other's parts on the couch. We took it to a bedroom and explored each other for a while but never had sex or oral or anything. I still see her almost every day and it's not weird between us at all.
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>>767463664
Elaborate please
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>>767463855
Do something about it.
Socialising is a skill that takes practice, lots of practice.
Face your fear, constantly put yourself in social situations, try to make conversation, keep trying, try with lots of people.
Take a job or volunteer where you have to speak with members of the public.
Information desk, anything.
Join clubs, activities, anything with mixed groups of males and females.

When a woman seems into you, likes talking with you, then arrange to spend more time together.
Lunch tomorrow, a walk in the park, a coffee, doing chores together, anything.
The more women you talk to, and the more time you spend with them, the higher your chances of meeting one you like who likes you.
Take some risks.
It isn't easy, but it does become easier with practice, even if it takes six months or a year.
Be bold.

Lost my wizardhood at 31.
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>>767462897

> Be 29
> Want to lose virginity before I turn 30
> Go to Backpage.com
> Find qt
> Arrange to meet
> Turns out to be a police sting
> Great, now I'm in jail for the weekend
> In a cell with 9+ guys including a fag who was arrested soliciting in a rest stop bathroom
> We get out
> He blows me
> Feels good but I'm sick to my stomach the whole time
> Finally nut in his mouth
> Never see each other again

I'm 33 now and considering going to a brothel in Nevada to have my first experience with a woman.
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>>767464426
Jesus, that didn't go the way you planned.
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>>767464045

Met this perfect girl on Facebook. Hit it off, swapped nudes, the usual. I was kinky already so when she asked for pics and vids of things like fingering my arse I did it. Absolutely loved her.

Invited me round one weekend since her parents were going away and trusted her to be alright by herself. Talked about the things she wanted to do with me. Told me what to tell my parents about where I'd be etc.

Get there after school on Friday and a guy answers the door. Bit surprised since I thought her parents were meant to be away already, but he seemed to know I was her friend and invited me in to wait for her to get home.

Offered me a drink and that's where everything starts to get fuzzy. I remember a lot of it, but not everything, and they had me all weekend.

Messed me up a lot, but I started looking for more a few weeks later.
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>>767464426
You where so close to wizardhood, and you gave everything up for snatch that you didn't even receive. you fool
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Neighbor girl sucked my dick when I was 6. Felt good but just made me have to pee.
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>>767464337
I do try all the time, just got into dating last year when I was 22, been chatting up around 4 girls since then but it always ends up with "I'm not ready for a relationship" sort of vibe so I bail and move to another one. I'm active is what I'm saying, just have terrible luck with girls who initially show interest but theres always some baggage, like the first was probably just looking for attention because shy + tinder, 2nd one was super shy and friendzoned me after I asked her out based on the hints she gave me, 3rd one was going well but she only went as far as kissing one guy so she felt intimidated by a date and ghosted my ass, 4th one is barely out of a relationship and I'm bailing now before it turns into another rejection or friendzone. I'm very good at socializing apparently and I have interesting hobbies, I'm just not a normie and I don't look like one so its hard to find someone whos on the same boat as me. Casual sex/one night stands don't seem right for me somehow, I feel like I'll feel guilty and less of a man if I let myself do it just for social status, like it means anything.

How did you go about it yourself? how did you feel and did she know you're a wizard?
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When I was 16 I was dating some redhead. At the beginning of every year, my school had a BBQ/dance/football scrimage. By the time the dance cane around, we went to the football field and started making out. Out of nowhere, she asked "can I suck your dick?" To which I of course exclaimed "fuck yes!" She sucked my dick for like 5 minutes but it was fucking freezing cold so I had her stop and we went back to the dance.
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>>767465073
Sounds like you may also just not be the right fit for them. Maybe it has less to do with their “baggage” and more to do with you not being a prime specimen yourself. Idk man if that’s happened with multiple women in a row, it sounds like you and not them.

I’m not saying you’re like an objectively bad partner, but it’s pretty shitty of you to blame relationships failing on these women who probably just didn’t like you
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>>767464671
Hmmm. That sounds a whole lot of messed up. But we're gonna need deets so we can be certain.
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>>767465759

What do you want to know?
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>>767463671
>how awkward everything was
I'm in my early 30s and hooking up with some chick during a skinny dip session sounds pretty awesome. Outside nudity is my fetish, though.
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>>767465580
See thats what I thought too. The first one I know I fucked up because it was a learning experience. With the other ones I guess could just be me misreading their intentions but if a girl shows she's really into you and you go with it and ask her out to which she agrees and then she bails, how does that make me bad?
With the 3rd one our mutual friends were trying to hook us up and once she ended up ghosting me even they were surprised after how well I did. I'm very self aware i like to think and I'm usually good at picking up on what I did wrong, seems like with these girls I just did actually get unlucky because I can't see what might've gone wrong.

I show interest in their life, ask them out to spend time with me, have a good time, make them laugh, compliments and flirting and all that, not being too pushy. I know they liked me but it just never gets past that certain stage. I think it might be because I'm too much of a pussy to make a move on the first date, usually feel more comfortable on the 2nd one but thats when things usually end
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>Be 15
>Go to beach/lake with friends
>One friend is a nerdy redhead girl with glasses. Shoulder length hair. (Always wore a purple hairband) Slightly chubby/curvy, but not obese. Great tits.
>Kinda had tension with her for a year but never put 2 and 2 together.
>Turns out she had been interested in me for awhile.
>Friends decided to go to local arcade
>Decide to stay behind, she does as well.
>Spend several hours talking and drying off
>Heavy flirting starts happening.
>She decides to go back in the water.
>"But our suits only just got dry"
>She asks to to turn around and then strips nude and jumps into water.
>"OH SHIT"
>Join her
>Kissing and heavy petting while attempting to stay above water.
>Eventually end up back on lakebed.
>She's fully wet, asks me if I want to go all the way.
>Full vaginal penetration. Alternating between missionary and cowgirl.
>Had been a heavy fapper before this so I knew how to pace myself.
>Eventually end up back in missionary.
>We both climax. I blow my load inside her while she locks her legs around me.
>Heavy cuddling on lakebed. Eventually walk home.
>Proceed to date and fuck the rest of summer.

She eventually had to move away for college and I lost touch, but I always look upon that year with fondness.
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>>767465975
I was a giant faggot too before I lost my virginity. I dated two different chicks, could've dated at least two others that I know of, and never made it past tit play and some over the pants ass grabbing. I could've gone further in both cases but was so inexperienced and afraid of rejection or, more likely, being awkward, that I didn't make a bigger move. Big mistake. It took a very aggressive chick literally grabbing my dick at a bar and revealing that she had liked me for a while before I lost my virginity. That's when I realized how spot on "putting the pussy on a pedestal" was as a shitty mindset. Of course I fucked myself a year later and got into a LTR that I'm still in, but I fooled around with two other girls early on in the relationship.

My advice I guess is just to make the move. If she says no, so be it, but you'll never know until you try. If you're into a pretty engaged makeout session, there's a solid chance you can turn it into a full blown fuckfest.
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when i was about 14 or 15 a dog started to hump me. one curious thing leads to another and i end up with a dog dick in my ass
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>>767464671
>>767465883
hot tell us more I've got a similar story but mine was through choice
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>>767464635

Yeah I pretty much hate my life.
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>>767466263
Now you got me worried with the previous post that there is something wrong with me and I'm trying to figure out what it could be apart from not making a move. See, I usually go for the quieter, shy girls because I fear being with someone who's more outgoing and forward than me. Maybe the shy ones are more flaky than others? maybe I'm right about the "baggage" thing because they all seem to have that something? i usually blame myself first but then think there might've been something else at play but I just can't point out what it might be?

next time I suppose I'll make the move quicker, see if it fixes anything, if not then I'll keep thinking on what might've gone wrong
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>be me, 2 years ago, just turned 20
>moved to Japan for language school
>mainly cause of a interest in asian girls and being a hopeless virgin in home country
>Be white, tall, skinny, Tinder game is doing magic
>Meet up with 6/10 Jap girl who didnt really speak english
>Get drunk
>Get her to my sharehouse
>Make out
>Try to take off clothes
>"No anon!"
>I stop since I respect her consent
>she looks at me confused
>takes off her top
>I get closer again and fondle her tits
>"Iyadda"
>I ask her if its okay
>she nods
>eventually eat some puss
>try to get dick in
>no dice
>she gives me an awkward handjob
>we sleep

Overall I was pretty disappointed with the whole affair. Her behavior was a major turnoff and having someone else play with your dick is just plain worse. My opinion on sex hasn't improved since then, despite ~10 more girls. In fact, I decided to go full monk mode.
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>>767466120
Also, before anyone asks: Yes, it was her first time as well. (I saw and then felt her hymen pop) and no, she didn't get pregnant. (I found out she was on the pill later for preventive liver issues.)
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>>767466513
Here's a nice tip: shy girls are just as horny as outwardly slutty girls. Most girls want the dick, it's just that some either started early and/or have zero qualms about appearing like a whore. Just make a move. That's it. Get her in the mood, start off small, hook her into some making out or whatever, then go for it. There is zero use in waiting for "the right moment" or something like that.
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>this was when I was pretty young, around 13 or so
>in the summer me and a small group of kids on my street would always play games together
>manhunt, truth or dare, stuff like that
>mostly it was me, my friend Torey, and this girl Cass
>Cass was a HUGE tomeboy. Like you honestly wouldn't know she was a girl unless you heard someone call her a she
>real short boy's haircut, wears plaid shirts and jeans, looking at her you'd think she'd end up either growing up to a trans man or a lesbian
>every now and again we'd go hang at this river that was in the woods down a hill from where we lived
>we'd usually just goof off and wade across, roll up pants, take off shoes and just kinda soak our legs
>one day it is HOT AS FUCK
>we talk about swimming in the river but its way too shallow (like knee high)
>cass just says fuck it and starts taking her clothes off
>me and torey act confused as fuck
>"I don't care, I'm fucking hot"
>takes off shirt, no bra as she is pretty much flat, takes off pants, we think she's gonna stop there but she just keeps going and takes off panties
>her pussy was the first real life one I had seen, best way I'd describe it is "skinny" if that even makes sense, blonde pubes that made a happy trail to her belly button
>dunno about torey but I am now struggling to hide my erection
To be continued
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>>767466603
>I saw and then felt her hymen pop
obvious virgin is obvious. stay in school, kiddo.
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>>767466739
>super androgynous tomboy friend gets naked and lays on shallow end of river
>me and my friend torey see everything
>guess that confirms she's a girl
>she says we should just do it, it feels good
>okay, works for us
>we get naked, both sporting noticeable chubs
>try to play it off as no big deal we just lay on each side of her
>we just lay half in the water talking about random stuff at first while obviously taking glances at her dfc
>boner is in up parascope position sticking out of water
>oh shit she notices
>"you have a boner, anon?"
>duh
>she looks at torey who is holding his down
>"you too?"
>he does
>"penises are so weird"
>she starts asking why we have boners
>try to dodge question but just say dicks "know when a girl is naked, we can't control it lol"
>she scoots up and sits on her knees and I can see her pussy again
>fuuuuuuuuck my dick
>it starts twitching like crazy
>"OH MY GOD IT MOVES!?"
>yeah it does that
>she is now super curious about dicks
To be continued
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>Be 13
>Discover touching my cock feels good
>Fap
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>>767466748

Whatever you say anon.

Yes most girls lose their hymens naturally and it's not a sign of virginity. But I knew this girl for awhile and I fully believe it was her first time.
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>>767466807
>tomboy now curious about our dicks
>she sees mine twitching like crazy and keeps insisting I'm moving it myself
>tell her I'm not, it just does that
>without saying a word she just grabs my dick to hold it still
>FUUUUUUUUUCK
>she lets go and it twitches again, she holds it still again, and lets go and it just goes right on bobbing up and down by itself
>this utterly confounds her
>she turns to torey
>"does your's do that too???"
>it does
>she does the same thing and holds his still
>"WHAT THE FUCK! I CAN FEEL IT MOVING!"
>haha yeah, dicks are fun like that
>"hold on get next to eachother, I wanna see them together"
>g-g-golly
>me and torey awkward shuffle next to eachother and she just kinda looks them over, pointing out the differences, just touching them left and right like it's no big deal
>"penises are so weeeeeird"
>torey asks if we can see her pussy
>that's why we keep you around torey, you're a thinker who asks the important questions, good man
>without missing a beat she just says "ok" and shuffles over to the edge of the river
>time to play cave explorer.exe
To be continued!
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>>767462897
>spent some time with my friends gf
>we are friends, but we always have a good time
>wonder around the shopping streets of my city
>she suddenly pulls me into a sexshop
>"I haven't been in one, and my bf doesn't want to go with me"
>just go in there with her
>see some nice things, nothing too special
>she gets more affectionate
>don't mind it
>go to watch a movie
>"lets sit back there anon"
>we sit in the back corner of the cinema
>"anon, I really appreciate that you spend your time with me, I want to give you something back"
>she suddenly starts to make out with me
>I'm completly shocked, but my brain stopped to work straight
>it gets more intense with every second
1/2
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>>767466938
>then she gets my hand and leads it down under her skirt
>she didn't wear panties and was soaking wet
>I could feel her warm pussy juice through her stockings
>I start to rub her slowly
>she starts to moan
>I take all my confidence and went under her stockings right onto her wet pussy
>rubbing her for a few minutes, she insists to put my fingers in
>tried one, not even a problem, tried 2, ever so easy
>start to fingerfuck her
>I'm hard as dimonds
>she bows forward and slowly opens my pants while I still try to fingerfuck her
>with my pants finally open, she starts to search for my dick
>"oh anon, I never thought that you would be that big"
I'm 7 inch by the way
>she starts to give me a handjob
>shit feels amazing, so I bned over too and start kissing her, why she still jerks me
>the better I kiss her, the harder she stroked me
>after a while she completly let go of me and whispered into my ear
>"are you ready for my lips on your dick?"
>I couldn't believe what was going to happen
>she puts my dick into her mouth and starts sucking on it
>her blowob felt great, she really knew how to treat that dick
>I couldn't hold back and my hand tried to enter her pussy again
>she blew me for several minutes, while I was fingering her
>I couldn't nut, because of the stress of being caught
>she came a few times, she shaked a bit
I have lost my virginity to her too
2/2
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>>767465883
I'm assuming there was no girl after all???
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>>767463590
16
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>>767462897
Fucked sister when we were kids, did it again recently
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>>767462897
15. While on holiday (vacation) 69'd with a guy in a nearby apartment before becoming his toy/property. Loved it and continued to serve him and return to the same apartment block every year til I was 21
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>>767466913
>so tomboy lays back on edge of river and lets us take a peak at her pussy
>she spreads her legs and spreads her lips apart
>BAM
>we get a face full of her clit, the best way I can describe it is it KINDA looked like pic related, it had like, a shiny pink "shaft" and the clit head was hidden inside it
>now at the time we didn't think it was out of place, because we never had any basis for comparison, but as I got older, the more I saw made me understand that her clit wasn't the norm
>me and torey just kinda stare at it in awe as she points out her different parts, she points out her holes (including her butt hole, just so we know) and says we can't touch them, "but you can touch the outer stuff if you want"
>she lets go and we just watch her lips stick back together
>I take the green light and I hold one lip while torey holds the other
>naturally I'm curious about the big pink thing and just kinda pet it with my finger
>her clit twitches
>AH HA! YOUR THING MOVES TOO!
>"No! It's different! Shut up!"
>we give her shit and joke it up "vaginas are weird lol"
>she says to let her pull the skin back cause "this part's sensitive"
>pulls her hood back and out pops a little shiny pink part that looks like a tiny dick head
>remember thinking "wow so girls just have tiny dicks"
>she let's it roll back into place and says "so that's how vaginas work!"
>today was an informative day
>didn't really do anything beyond that. We'd skinny dip again a few times but never made a big deal of it and mostly just treated her like a boy
>still to this day I have NEVER seen a clit like her's irl
>now that I'm an adult wonder if the reason she had the flat chest/big clit was because she was intersexed
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>>767462897
This all happened when we ( me and female cousin) were 14. She stayed over for a night, became a regular thing after a while, like twice to three times a week.

One night a thunderstorm had her whimpering in the living room (sleeps on couch) and I went out to calm her down (parents slept heavy, room on other side of house). I was in a beater/boxers, we turned on the television to take her mind off storm, after cuddling for a while, I relaxed and with her pressed against me I got hard pretty fast.

A few moments of awkward bad jokes later we ended up in a 69, finished with her facedown/ass up and me dumping the heaviest, most satisfying load in my life into her pussy.

We banged for about a year like I said until it came out that her uncle-in-law was molesting her. I feel bad that she went through it but we were insanely close and that went ten fold when we started fucking.

I feel bad but a perverted part of me was glad she got to have consensual sex with some one that actually gave a fuck about her.
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>>767463671
>swimming in a lake
>Wet. As. Fuck.

gee i wonder why
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>>767466903
for everyones's sake you should just put in a little more effort to make your fake stories not so fake such as avoiding cliches
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>Be me, extremely beta 18 year old working at gas station
>Qt phillipina girl comes in and chats me
>Fucking love petite asians
>Give her my phone number
>Talk to her for like 2 weeks
>Finally trade nudes
>Meet up and just make out for hours
>Start dating
>Makes me wait 3 months for sex
>Take her to a hotel and pound the shit out of her
>Dated for a year and a half
>Fucking crazy bitch ruined my life
>Finally broke up with her after she tried running me over with my truck
Pic related: It's her tits.
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>>767466351
Lol
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>>767463671
>>Wet. As. Fuck.
Of course she was, you were swimming in a fucking lake before...
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>>767466397

Drugged and raped, rough and painfully. Hit me when I wouldn't cooperate. Kept me drunk and drugged. Filmed everything I remember and threatened to show my friends and family I was a faggot. I didn't know I was at the time, but I was hard the entire time. Might have been viagra, I don't remember.

Lots of bondage, spanking, dildos, dp... a2m... Way beyond what I ever expected. Made me wear slutty girls clothes. Swallowed a lot of cum, including what came back out the other end.

I got back in touch with them after a couple of weeks... Couldn't help myself. After that it got worse. Got rented out, gangbangs, 2 in each hole, pee, dogs... caged my dick a lot when I was there and whenever I left them so I had to go back at some point.

If you're just wanting to wank over the story, stop now.

Never any condoms. Had chlamydia at 13 and more STDs later. Got HIV from someone there at 16. Gradually gave me more and more drugs, got addicted by 14, maybe 15. Mental health issues too. As I became more of a mess, my family turned on me. Ran away just before I turned 18 and got help. Never saw my family again.

23 now and still into kinky shit, but safer now. Still get messaged on that old Facebook account every couple of months by one of those men.
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>>767467242
Whatever broseph, Believe what you want. I was there.

I can give some good stories about her if anyone wants. Gotta great Halloween story that ended up with us fucking at the school dance.
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>>767467460
if i wanted to read fake stories id browse cnn
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>be me
>be 16
>be talking to this slightly chubby weird girl 6/10 for about a week
BoredAndHorny.png
>"wanna come round for a while? I'll bring a pizza"
>"sure anon, my parents aint home ;)"
NoFuckingWay.webm
>high tail it out of my house at 8pm
>get to hers with pizza
"o-oh hey anon, lets just go up to my room we'll just watch some stuff"
>"sure"
>get up there and the place is plastered in anime posters; fairy tail, black butler the fucking works
>still semi erect since thought of sex
>I pretty much put the pizza down and we just start making out
AwYes.pdf
>we start to fuck after about 5 mins of foreplay and it's raw
> I'm still barely erect since all the anime merch looks fucking weird
>after around ten minutes of pumping she just yells "oh senpai"
Holy_Fuck_What.iso
>keep on thrusting like my life depended on it
>im not even getting any pleasure out of it because the wole anime thing is actually making me feel uneasy
>keep going for roughly an hour and a half
>bitch comes 6 times and I didnt come once
>I pretty much say fuck it in the middle of it, get back changed and go back home with my pizza
>she starts crying as I leave
>it was the talk of the highschool for ages
>"anon the womanizing pizza boi" was my nickname for a couple of months
>mfw
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>>767466956

Yeah, no girl. I was a dumb kid.
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>>767467446
>>767467598
Sorry to hear your story bro.
I thought mine was shitty, doesn't compare. Wish you well on this journey.
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>Be 14
>hanging with girl on my street at my house
>We always play pokemon together and go on various pokemon fansites in the early days of the internet (AOL, webrings, anime web turnpike, the whole deal)
>we stumble on a pokemon hate site called "pikachu must die" or some such thing
>pokemon porn EVERYWHERE
>Misty getting fucked by charmander, jesse with ekans in her vag, officer jenny skinny dipping
>first real experience with porn (again, it was hard to come by in early 2000's)
>we just write it off as a joke, laugh it up at all the pics, she starts saying the boobs and pussies look all wrong and don't even look like that
>I say how do you mean?
>she tries to explain
>I play dumb
>she grabs some printer paper and poorly draws what she says her boobs/vagina look like
>I still say I don't get it and play dumb, thinking eventually she'll get so frustrated by my ignorance that she'll just show me herself
>"UGH! LOOK THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!"
>holy shit my plan worked
>she is 14 but rocking b-cups
>"see? nipples don't look like that! See my nipples???"
>yes, yes I do
>I see how far I can take this
>ask what's so different about pussies?
>she groans and says "Look, pussies look like this"
>she pulls her shorts off and holds her panties to the side
>holy shit I can see her pussy
>she has fuzzy pubes and has bright pink labia sticking out from her slit
>Oooooooh, now I get it
>satisfied that I understand she gets dressed and we just go back to looking at pokemon sites
>I masturbated like a madman to the thought of my friend for weeks after
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>17
>Ended up dating girl for awhile. Wanted it but she refused to give it up.
>Start seriously searching for other girlfriends because I'm horny as hell
>Eventually lose v-card to the local slut goth girl.
>GF finds out.
>Tries to fuck me as a desperate way to get back together with me.
>Tempted, but decide I'm done with this bitch.

In hindsight, I was a complete douche about it. However, I was at that age where I needed to get my rocks off.
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Putting my dick in my little sister's mouth
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> be me
> 6 years old
> cousin was eight
> both loved star wars
> she would always play Leia while she insisted I was Luke.
> reenacted the kissing scene
> I ask her what else we can do
> she pulls down he pants and shows me her pussy
> "can I touch anon?"
> "only of I can touch yours"
> my little boy dick springs to life
> "oh anon, that's cool! It got bigger!"
> I fondle cousins pussy, "anon why are you peeing on me"
> "i don't know. I have an idea, wanna play mommy and daddy?"
> "how?" I ask
> "put you thingy in my pussy"
> why the fuck not?
> insert my dick in her pussy
> awkwardly I move my dick in and out of her pussy
> aunt anon walks into the room
> get in alot of trouble

> years later be me 15
> cousin 17
> end up hanging out at a family reunion
> finish what we started all those years ago
> a cum deep in her pussy
> 6 months go by and she still hasn't told the family who the father is
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>>767467913
>porn was hard to get in the early 00´s
Lies, porn was easy as fuck, I grew up in the 80´s and early 90´s back then you´d have to stay up late to watch scrambled porn or hope to find a magazine in the woods. When the internet came all you had to do was to type in "big boobs" in altavista searchbar and you got more boobs in a sec than you´d see before in your lifetime
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>>767468011
did you make airplane noises?
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I love these artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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>>767468101
Depends if you had access to a computer or not.

Porn was out there in the early 00's but you can to use filesharing sites to get anything good.

The internet and streaming especially has come a really long way.
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>>767468101
If you were rich enough to have a computer maybe, my family didn't have one till I was 17-18
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Used to have an anonymous friend send me VHS tapes of bestiality for free.
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>>767468101
Lets be fair. It took like 1 minute for 1 pic to load.
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>15-16
>hang with friends
>be dumb stoner kids in highschool
>get high and decide to play truth or dare
>one girl in our group is fat heavy metal chick
>pink/purple manic panic hair, hot topic pants, the works
>game goes on for a bit and she's dared to strip
>Big ol' tiddies, big dark nipples, completely shaved pussy
>not bad.jpg
>the game goes on for a while and she is still sitting around naked
>she gets dared to sit on my face
>okiedokie
>I get a full on view of pic related as she sits on my head
>can't breath but do not care
>I even tease her and give her a few licks
>she must have liked it because after that she became my highschool fuck buddy
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>>767468346
Big girls are great....
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>>767467238
>>767467436
Pussy wet and water wet don't feel at all the same.

Not that guy though, so who knows
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>>767468230
So why didn't you buy a fucking Dreamcast? That's where I got corrupted by Pokémon hentai.
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First sexual experience or first time fugged? I can do both

1) first sexual experience
>was about 6
>me and friend found pornmags in the woods
>found it exiting as fuck but didnt know what
>next day at pre-school
>talked with a girl in our class about what we found
>hide out under a pillow fortress we had
>me my friend and her touched eachothers wee-wees and hoo-haas

First time I fugged
>be 15
>had a gf, never got passed 2nd base
>get dumped
>had a friend who got dumped the exact same day by her bf
>we met up and both was depressed as fuck
>she was a 3/10 gothchick that defined butterface
>we both talked about how we´d never find anyone again (that feeling you get when you´re 15 and just got dumped)
>we started to kiss
>I fugged her
>I was so nervous that I went to the bathroom and puked after
>she heard
>I lied and told her I ate something bad
We went back to normal and just friend and never did anything after that
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>>767467771

Cheers mate. My therapist tells me it helps to talk about it, and to an extent it does, but it still hurts. I'm living a vaguely normal life now. Rarely do drugs, take my meds, try not to drink. Got a job with flexible hours and an understanding boss. Incredibly lucky since I didn't get any qualifications from school. Got a bf and living with him. Got a couple of good friends, but they don't know much. Can't talk to my boyfriend about this stuff. Too hard. Just glad I'm alive. Nearly gave up several times over the years, including the week of that first time.

If you want to talk about your experience, go for it. I can't judge you.
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>>767463685
Who hurt you?
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>>767468213
True, I got my first computer with an internetconnection back in -94, fucking 14.4 connection
>>767468305
That is true though
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>be probably 12-13
>my mom would work late so I'd usually stay with my neighbor
>asian family with daughter
>she is super cute, older than me (14-15), long ass hair down to her waist, glasses
>my mom gets stuck at work later than usual, so I sleep over
>not the first time, but the first time during summer so hot as fuck
>I sleep on floor on air mattress, she's in her bed
>she's just wearing a long shirt over panties
>we stay up just talking after her parents fall asleep
>she starts talking about sex stuff, asking me what it's like to have a penis, does it really hurt to be kicked in the balls, blablabla
>she gets quiet for a second and just strait up asks me
>"Can I see it?"
>what?
>"can I see your penis?"
>...okay!
to be continued
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>>767468617
>Asian girl asks to see my penis
>I say okay
>I get up into the bed with her and she gets kinda giddy and excited
>I pull off my shorts and underwear and just kinda lay with my back against her headboard with my dick out
>"OH WOOOOOOOW!"
>she just kinda crawls in close in between my legs to look at my dick
>holy shit a girl is looking at my dick a girl is looking at my dick a girl is looking at my dick
>I'm uncut with a kinda long foreskin and for some reason she finds this fascinating
>"what's the pink thing on the end?"
>my foreskin ends in kind of a bright pink "tip" and she just kinda points to it while looking my dick over
>explain what foreskin is and that it covers the head and I pull it back to clean it, etc.
>"Oh wow, can I touch it?"
>YES PLEASE
>she all curious, squishing my head between her fingers, squeezing the tip, feeling my balls
>"So you pull it back to clean it?"
>Yeah
>she just kinda holds my foreskin between her fingers and slowly rolls it back as my head pops out
>she keeps rolling it back and forth over my head, saying "that's so cool!"
>she does this for a bit before we hear her dad go to the bathroom and we panic, I grab my bottoms and just roll back onto the air mattress and we both fake being asleep
>we left the light on
>dad comes back and pokes his head in
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>he just thinks we fell asleep with it on, turns it off and goes back to her parent's room
>we just laugh at almost getting caught and say we should go to bed
sadly me and my mom later got a different apartment and moved away and I never saw qt asian girl again ;-;
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>>767468038
damn
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>>767468617
>>767468718
>sequential but not

it's always sad when you get a good story but the ending is ass
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>>767468527
>If you want to talk about your experience, go for it
Thanks but I hate sharing. Was 4, she was my aunt. Into hurting me, making me eat her out and more. Wasn't ideal. Started me on a very sexual childhood full of shit with both sexes and all ages. Weird thing is i just can't do any of that now, hate being touched, you'll know what I mean.
Like you I cut off contact with family when I was old enough to make it stick.
For me therapy made shit worse. I think it's only meant for women who like to talk about shit. For us guys I honestly think it's better to keep that shit locked down.
Looks like you're doing a good job rebuilding, hope it all works out for you
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>>767468172
A man's gotta fap.
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Did a euro trip after I graduated high school, stopped in Amsterdam. I see two sexy ladies in bikinis and high heels behind a window under a red light, they're telling me to come over.
Ask me what I'm doing tonight and I say nothing, I get invited inside and there's a bed, the tall blonde one says please pay us first. I say "huh? Pay? Ohhhh I understand now.." I hadn't thought they were working girls, but they sure damn were! I paid them, took off my clothes and layed on the bed, one of them puts a condom on my dick, the girls were on each side of me, I'm feeling their thighs and they feel so good to me that I ejaculated in my condom.
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>>767469161

Yeah, I know what you mean. There are still some things that make me panic, like someone rubbing my shoulders, or whispering in my ear. I'm glad this place is anonymous. I wet myself a little a couple of weeks ago when a friend of a friend rubbed my shoulders when I was tense at a party. Had to excuse myself and cried outside until my friend found me in the park and looked after me.

Sorry therapy didn't work. Don't give up on yourself though, something might work. Wishing you the best too, Anon.
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>>767469506
It's all good man. If I didn't successfully an hero age 13 no point doing it now. Been good to talk with you. I'll step aside now, people trying to fap.
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>>767464745
You dont get to fuck the undercover cop lol
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>>767469671

I know what you mean. Didn't stop me trying a few times. True though, sorry thread! Try not to hurt people and make more of us.

Happy fapping!
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>>767462897
I put my penis in a girl's vagina.
-actually it has been pretty much the same for the last 30 years...
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>>767462897
This
>>767468998
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> Be 16
> Balls really hurt all the time
> Go to family doctor, 9/10 QT
> Feels my balls
> Feels good man
> Orders tests
> Soon after that both balls removed
> Testicular teratoma
> Three rounds of chemo
> Cancer free, finally
> But no nuts and underdeveloped
> Can't have testosterone because of cancer risk

I'm lucky to be alive but I have no idea what to do about dating or anything else.
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>>767469771
He got a blowie in jail, and that's enough for the council to revoke your ascension. sure you can try to overrule it but it's pretty rare that it's even considered
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>be around 10
>hanging on bed with mommy
>after a while you usually both get bored
>she wants to browse a bit on her phone/laptop
>tells you to go play under the covers while she relaxes
>you do
>hot af 35yo
>rarely washes feet or changes socks
>you love the smell
>play everyday under the covers
>one day, get closer to her feet, rub them
>she likes it
>start getting diamond hard every single time
>lick them while humping slowly the bed
>she says nothing
>one day, decide to put your dick on them
>no reaction again
>her sweat is the perfect lube
>hump them everyday, cum on them
>she doesn't react
>doesn't even wash them and does everything as if it's nothing
>fast forward few months
>she even wears fresh cummed socks and shoes
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>>767469945
Femboy up
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>>767462897
>be me
>be 16 virgin late bloomer in hawaii
>was chad on the mainland, now a weird white kid
>find a weeb girl who says she's asexual
>make friends, talk on skype a ton, invites me over to hang out a play games
>we do
>a lot
>she's actually decent a vidya
>one day I come over
>we watch movies together and decide to do a sleepover
>oh_fuck.shinji
>she's getting really close to me under a blanket
>I'm nervous and think it's all in my head, just chill out and watch movie
>not that good of a movie but we're really quiet, very abnormal
>she gets even closer
>we're laying down on her futon
>movie ends
>we look at each other
>spontaneously go for it, she goes for it back
>we're making out a ton
>put her hand in my pants
>she puts mine in hers
>we're rubbing each other out while making out
>no regrets
>I'm really hard
>she's really ready
>she wants to fuck but is super nervous
>I want to fuck but am super nervous
>she's so tight I can't get it in
>"anon my mom's sleeping in the other room, sleep on the couch till she's gone"
>balls blue as fuck but play it off
>go to couch in living room, decide to pass out
>wake up 6:30
>keep thinking in my head "did that really happen? What the fuck? [redacted] is really, really good. I think I'm falling for her"
>her mom opens the door
>expect to get yelled at so pretend I'm asleep
>she walks right past me, I can smell the sex on her
>ignore it, not my type
>door shuts, get up
>open [redacted]'s door
>we start making out again
>"I couldn't sleep, I need to do this." finally get naked and try again
>goes in, way fast, she winces from pain, we make out
>I start moving slowly
>holy fuck
>she pulls me in with her legs
>we fuck for 4 hours, do every position we can think of
>most intense fucking experience of my life
cont?
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>>767469945
Jeez dude. That sucks. Do you feel any sexual urges? Do you fap? I guess even if you do only prostatic fluid would come out. If you feel nothing look into a sex change perhaps.
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>>767469993

I have considered it, believe me.
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>>767470147
Or at the very least be generous and loyal, dunno your orientation but personally that's all that i personally would want in a partner. Just don't be a shit head and you'll be fine.
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>>767470147
Sex is not everything. Look for other pleasures in life. Create something! Throw yourself into something you are passionate about.
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>chubby hawaiian girl in my class
>at 8th grade dance, just kinda bored, don't really know why I came
>chubby hawaiian girl is sitting alone and sad
>I sit with her and ask if she is okay
>she just says everything is stupid cause nobody will ask her to dance
>I ask her, but she says she doesn't really want to and was just more upset that nobody asked than the actual dancing
>hard to talk over music so I ask if she wants to go outside
>me and her walk around the school just talking before we sit on the bleachers in the back field
>we just sit and look at eachother and the moment just clicks
>we start kissing
>holy shit this is awesome
>I kiss her neck (like they do in the movies!) And this seems to drive her crazy
>she keeps making little moaning noises the more I do it so I must be doing something right
>my hands are just kinda on autopilot and I just put one up her shirt
>get handfull of chubby 13 year old tiddy
>keep up with the neck kissing while rubbing her nipple hard with my thumb
>she just kinda starts heavy breathing and making all kinds of noises the more I do this
>do this for 10-15 minutes before mosquitos start eating us alive, so we go back inside
>we share a slow dance and after that she became my first gf
It was only 2nd base, but that's how most things work irl
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>>767470147
you mentioned under developed.

how so? size?
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>>767470020
fuckit I'll cont regardless
>after sex we play more vidya, fucked at least 3 times
>decide we aren't dating, just friends with benefits
>I still go over at least once a week
>her mom's almost never there now
>we fuck every time I'm over
>still play vidya, maintain our friendship
>oh fuck the feels, I want this forever
>nah I should go be chad, maybe try and enjoy being single
>fuck a few other people, was pretty easy after that and not worth mentioning in detail
>still with her
>she has a younger friend
>begs me not to fuck her despite her friend being more thirsty than a sam owen hooker
>I tell her "maybe I won't"
>was totally not gonna do it, was just messing with her
>we weren't close very much after that
>still fucked at her place a lot
>eventually we fucked at school a lot
>got caught
>her mom's a teacher so she helps us out
>finally get too nervous for this
>she sees me sperg a little, not attractive
>her friends hate me
>one friend ate her out that really hates me
>she finds us making out
>freaks out
>I make a joke about her eating [redacted] out
>she freaks out more
>girl and I slowly drift more and more
>I eventually just sperg out and leave
>still bitter from losing her for a while
I don't think about her very often at all, especially now that I'm married, but she was a cool friend. I totally would have wife'd her if things had worked out a little better. She was into s&m and shit, liked calling me daddy and shit. Most girls and my wife were into calling me daddy. Creeps me out but whatever.
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first year in new highschool in bachillerato (16 years old in spanish school levels) a few months go by, tell a girl I needed her help in technology class (I tell her and not a classmate because I heard her talking about videogames and stuff), invites me to her house
She's very touchy like, to lean in to see my exercises she exagerstelly touches my leg and stuff, start hmmmmming.
A few weeks go by, meet her a lot more, get a lot more comfortable with her
She asks me if she can come to my home to help her with an english essay
>sure girl hmmmm.jpg
comes over and halfway through the essay she says to stop for a little.
get comfy she she lays on the bed,
>cmoon anon this is your moment you know you want it, you know she wants it
>lay in the bed with her
we start the usual sexy hints chat and end up kissing her, kisses me back
>first tongue kiss ever (16yrs old :c)
This girl is completely gone (for what I thought)
>grabs me by the cock over the underpants
>shitsgettingreal.jpg
start joking and playing about how much further we can go and she ends up sucking my dick.
funny story a friend of mine called me while she was sucking and asked me how the meeting was going wink wink (he thought she was kinda into me because I told her how she behaved)
>laugh and say it's going nice, lol the next five minutes straight with the girl.
Can tell you more if stories if you ask me
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>>767463577
that's fucking expensive
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>>767467283
Jonathan, you shouldn’t post a screenshot with your resume in the background. Just saying bruh.
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>>767462897

With my wife, you degenerate fucks.
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>>767462897
Got a bad case of dick ants when I was 12.
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>>767463806
butthole or just ass?
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>>767470909
>degenerates
>is on /b/
>is in a child sex story thread
>degenerates

Finally bust your nut and filled with guilt?
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>>767462897
>22 years old
>first ever actual "date"
>met girl on okcupid, take her out to the fanciest restaurant in my tiny college town
>see her in person for the first time
>think "oh shit, she's way the fuck out of my league"
>think date is going badly but we start to click
>She reaches across the table and puts her hand on mine
>pay for our food and sit on a park bench outside
>talk for a while
>she rests her head on my shoulder
>we look at the stars
>she gives me my first kiss
>take an uber back to your place
>we watch some youtube videos in her room
>this whole time I've been so fucking wet
>video finishes and she starts making out with me
>she straddles my hips and starts playing with my breasts
>whispers "is this okay?" into my ear and i moan
>slips her hand down my dress and pinches one of my nipples
>i gasp and she giggles
>i take off her shirt and take one of her nipples into my mouth
>she lifts up my skirt
>front of my panties is fucking soaked
>she orders me to strip
>i unzip and step out of my dress
>she puts her hand in my panties and takes out my dick
>starts stroking it slowly and lightly, almost teasingly
>precum starts dripping from my cock and she licks the tip
>gets some on her fingers and gives me a taste
>i don't even bother holding in my moans as she takes my dick in her mouth
>holy shit she's really fucking good at sucking dick
>tell her I'm about to cum and she stops
>"not yet, anon. I'm only gonna let you cum if you're a good girl for me, okay?"
>i nod
>she tells me to close my eyes and i do
>hear her digging around in her closet
>tells me to open my eyes after a few minutes
>in one hand she has a purple leather paddle, in the other she has a collar and leash, and between her legs is the biggest strap-on i had ever seen

I know this sounds like a bad porn but it's true. I can write more if anyone gives a shit.
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>>767470055

I do fap. I mostly dry-cum. It feels amazing. But I'm 19 and I fap maybe once a week. My urges just aren't there like they were before the surgery.
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>>767467460
>>767467509
Don't mind him, he's jelly

What I really want though is a picture of this total cutie, face, body, anything at all
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>>767468718
>my back against her headboard

Which part of an Asian chick is the headboard?
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>>767470350

I'm 19 and I look like I'm 12.
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>>767471169
Now you must post pics.
Preferable neked
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>2 years ago
>drinking with gf and friends
>go with gf to her house
>parents not home
>start kissing
>gf tired
>"not today anon"
>I respect her so we lay around her bed
>lovin her a lot so dont care
>gf starts a blowjob
>bestfuckingdat.webm

so... good day
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>be me in late 90s
>16 had messed around with a few girls but never got laid
>usually just grabbing each other over clothes or under clothes
>17th birthday coming up
>been hanging out after school with stoner crew of all girls
>girls consist of 2 sisters, one who was a whale, and her younger sister who was kinda cute
>younger sister was a "lesbian" at the time so her girlfriend hung with us
>long hair flat as a board, basically looked like a dude in a bad wig
>4th girl was my elementry school crush
>kept her hair short, usually down to the bottom of her face
>c cup titties
>cute as button with her freakles
>was an on again off again chubby girl with big tits, cute face, nice ass
>we dated a few months, made out, groped each other but never fucked
>daily routine is we get high and bullshit at the 2 sisters house since their titty monster mom didn't get home until late
>17th birthday rolls around
>our usual crew gathered for my birthday sans short hair girl
>older sister "Hey anon can you come here a second?"
>go to sister and she is standing at door to basement
>opens the door and tells me "Happy birthday anon"
>gives me a high five, which is how she gave me a condom
>go downstairs confused as fuck
>my child hood crush is standing there naked
>get to the bottom of the steps and stand there like an autistic retard
>she walks over "Happy birthday anon" and proceeds to kiss me
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>>767463671

>be me
>senior hs
>bonfire lake party at the flats
>everybody drinking
>everybody grooving
>big titted redhead, anon lets swim!
>I didn’t bring a suit
>you don’t need one
>oh yeah! second time getting it on with this one
>out in the water up to our chests
>making out heavy
>feeling those big tits and those stiff nips
>getting my hard cock stroked on
>feeling those hips and the firecrotch
>she’s taken my cock and rubbing it on her lips
>cock blocked by ‘friend’ wanting to swim with us …
>faggot
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>>767463988
dubs dont lie thats a cool story
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>>767470840

Anon has a point. Mr. Schultz.
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>>767471341
>she breaks the kiss a few times to take my sweatshirt and shirt off
>my hands are rubbing her back
>she proceeds to unbutton my pants and slide my pants and boxers down at once
>rock hard cock springs to life
>she steps back and takes it in her hand while smiling
>"Lay down anon and enjoy, I will take care of everything."
>I lay down as she takes the condom and puts it in her mouth before sucking my cock/sliding the condom on
>almost blow my load there
>she sucks some before moving up
>straddles me
>I play with her nice tits some as she fingers herself
>she takes one of my hands and puts it on her pussy
>she is soaking wet
>wraps her hands around my neck and shifts so she is on bottom
>takes my cock and guides it in
>brain in overload over what is happening
>about 90 seconds later its all over
>can see she is disappointed in it but smiling because suppose to be birthday present
>we eventually get dressed and go upstairs
>other girls hooting and hollering
>laugh it off as we all get high afterwards

Funny enough the girl I lost my virginity too, we started talking again for the first time since high school. We met up and fucked again. She laughed afterwards saying I had definitely improved since last time.
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This girl started flirting with me in high school and we had sex. It was a lame first time but it got better. She even catered to my fetish.
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>>767470147

Anon, if both balls are gone, that means you can't have kids. That's a turn-on for a LOT of girls.
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Senior year, in between a guy and a girl. Fun times.
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>>767471110
It will get less and less as your testoserone fades.
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When I was 16 my girlfriend gave me a handjob under a blanket while we watched a movie with a group of friends in the room. Told friend we spilt something on it to explain the cum stain. He did not believe us.
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>>767471341
>be me in late 90s
Go to bed grandpa
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>Be 5 or 6
>live in super small community
>mostly summer houses
>one other kid lived here
>she was one year older then me
>we play a lot
>mostly just play pretend outside
>I tell her about things I saw my dad watching on tv (use to spy on my dad and he watched a lot of porn)
>tell her that we're suppose to get naked and touch eachother
>she doesn't want to at first
>later we were playing doctor and she wanted to examine me
>let her do whatever she wanted
>she undressed me in the woods
>touched my dick and just looked at it
>I asked her why she was looking so long
>tells me she doesn't have one of those
>wut.xls
>she undresses and shows me hers
>I touch hers and I'm rock hard
>we lay on top of eachother and enjoy the others body heat
>eventually my dick goes in her pussy
totally unintentional she said it hurt so i pulled out
>then she wanted me to put it back in
>so there we were in the woods fucking
>I don't remember orgasming
>we keep doing that everyday for a long time
>eventually school starts back up and we don't see eachother as much
>summer break when we I was about 13
>I see her riding her bike up and down the road
>take a break from runescape to see what she's been up to
>we ride our bikes up to a lake and sit on the dock
>ask her if she remembers what we did in the woods
>she gets extremely embarrassed but tells me she does
>ask her if she wants to do something like that again
>she asks me if that's what I want
>I say yes
>we start making out right there on the dock (no one is up for the summer yet so the place is empty af)
>we're both undressing and rubbing eachother
>(I had watched hella porn since I started going on the internet so I kinda knew how the "process" was suppose to go)
>we 69'd for what seemed like forever
>I was nutting like crazy but she'd bring my dick back to life (this bitch has no gag reflex)
Cont?
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>>767462897
fucked a girl I met on internet in the room of another girl met on internet. I'm not one of those normies who fuck normies they meet IRL.
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>>767472140
nice
you can leave now little autist
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>>767472111
>slip into her pussy and have to pull out because I nutted almost instantly
>fuck her for awhile longer for her pleasure because I couldn't feel my dick anymore at this point
>we keep doing this all summer even breaking into people's summer houses and fucking in their beds
>school starts up and we don't talk much again
>she eventually gets a boyfriend
>I go on a drought the rest of highschool.
I feel like loosing my virginity at 6 or whatever really fucked my life up. I am obsessed with sex now, me and my wife have sex about 3 times a week, but I'd do it twice a day if she would. I still see that girl when I go visit my parents for holidays and shit, she got kinda ugly but not unfuckable. We've never really ever talked since that summer though.
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>first gf in high school looked like Darlene from Roseanne (back in the 90's)
>after 2 monthes of just making out she surprises me by having me come to her place
>her folks are gone, we're making out on her living room couch
>she stops and runs upstairs, after a while she just comes back downstairs and stands in the living room doorway naked
>first time seeing her naked so I'm pretty speechless
>skinny, pale as hell, dark thick bush
>"hey catch!"
>she just throws me a string of like six condoms
>she just smiles and runs back upstairs to her room
>I take this as my greenlight and follow her
>we make out naked, struggle figuring out the condom, get it on and I fuck her brains out
>after the 2nd condom she says she's sore so we stop, but we end up using the rest over the course of the month
We later broke up because of dumb teen drama, I miss her but she's married with a kid now. I wonder if she thinks about me like I think about her.
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>>767471987

I'm aware.

My testosterone levels are around 100. That's a third of a 70 year old man's levels.

Apparently I can go on HRT after I'm five years cancer free, so, there's a reason to look forward to my 21st birthday. Five years is also the point at which my cancer no longer disqualifies me from joining the Navy, as long as I stay healthy.

>>767471743

That's what my therapist said, too.
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>>767468433
i was fucking joking fucking kill yourself you fucking virgin nigger lol
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>>767472871
Post pics of your feminine penis? :3
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>>767472693
i dont think so
but it was a good experience anon
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>>767463286
Whatd u do? Suck your cousin's dick?
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>>767473171
OK
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>>767462897
My ex.
Fingered me whilst I was playing Dark Cloud on the PS2. It was underwhelming but I don't regret it. That was over 10 years ago now.
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>5-6 y.o.
>parents had good friends with a really cute daughter named Ingrid
>my age, blond hair
>she was aggressive, initiated everything
>we'd hide in the closet in my bedroom while parents were hanging out elsewhere
>they thought we were just playing with toys
>sort of
>never fully naked, but pants always down
>she taught me to lick, sucked me, we touched each other everywhere
>too young to cum, too young to care
>shit felt great, especially because I knew we were sinning hard
>fooled around every chance we got
>at a cookout that summer, lots of people
>told me she wanted to, but I was afraid and said no
>she told me she'd tell on me if I didn't go into the bedroom and play with her
>so I did
>pastor's son walked in and saw us
>don't think he said anything to anyone; he was young too and probably weirded out
>after that she get poison ivy on her face, and it freaked me out so I stopped hanging out with her unless necessary
>I was sexually blackmailed by a 6-year-old
>took me 20 years to figure out that it was almost certain she'd been molested
>i wonder where Ingrid is today?
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>>767468038
Oh fucking hell story so scary my chocolate milk got sour
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don't remember the movie but my second gf sucked my weiner in a theatre sophmore year of highschool.
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>>767474329
Damn. I really hope reincarnation is real. So I can start all over and try to get some legal high school pussy
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>be me
>18 year old anon with his first ever girlfriend
>have been going out for around a month by now
>our A-Level exams finish and we decide to go to mine since no one was home
>we get home and lie in my small bed
>talk for a little but finally start kissing and eventually making out
>while Im on top of her slowly creep up my hand and start fondling her boob through her shirt and bra
>she starts laughing
>"did you think I wouldnt notice anon"
>I go red as fuck
>"do you want me to not do it then"
>"no haha carry on"
>we carry on making out with my hands on her tits and eventually flip around with her on top of me
>I get brave and slide my hand under her leggings to touch her ass
>"OI"
>pull out of there as fast as I can
>not yet
>eventually after even more making out we get to the point where I'm rubbing her pussy through her clothes (underwear and leggings)
>she seems to be into it
>do this for 15mins
>she shifts a little
>I ask "did you cum"
>she laughs again

After that we kissed for a bit more and that was that. We're still together and we definitely escalated from that and have a pretty good sex life, having sex as often as time allows it.
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>>767471082
lol took me so fucking long to figure out anon is a lesbian
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>>767474997
oh shit nevermind that
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>13 years old
>sleepover at friend's house
>wait for everyone to go to sleep
>sneak into his computer room
>girlsgonewild.com
>fap to demo quicktime videos
>headphones in so I don't wake anyone
>getting really into it
>gonna cum
>GONNA CUM
>"ANON! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"
>oh shit
>my friend's mom and dad standing in doorway
>they look pissed
>apparently I didn't realize the headphones weren't in all the way
>blasted steel drums and drunk girls so loud it woke them up
>they flip their shit and tell me to gtfo
>walk an hour home at midnight
>get home
>door locked
>sleep on porch swing
It was a bad night
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Having sex with my 20 year old boyfriend when I was 15.
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>>767471082
cont?
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>>767475226
Milo?
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>>767471169
make a man happy anon, it was your destiny. God made you a eunuch so you could turn into the perfect femboy cumslut.
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>>767463671
Is that Amy Dallen?
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>>767462897
Nice preteen hair pattern you got there
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>>767475387
who the fuck is Milo
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>>767463286

spill it faggot
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>>767462897
>Was around 10-12
>Mom take me in germany to her friends
>Hot bomb friends
>Try to act cute
>Works out
>They're like 28-30 both of them so totally into children
>I propose massage to them when they're tired and they happily accept
>This time i'm with the hottest one
>propose to massage her feet
>agrees
>she's in a skirt
>i slowly massage upper and upper toward her but
>no panties
>finger her
>i discovered my foot fetish
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>>767475524
Yiannopoulos?
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>>767473189

It's not feminine, it's just underdeveloped.
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>>767475740
So pics of your NON feminine penis
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>>767462897
Lost my virginity to my current boyfriend. He was building my computer with his shirt off and I got horny watching him. I liked the way he was on top me and I wanted him to grind against me. It felt so good and I let him do it against my bare pussy but we didn't have sex because my parent was in the house
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>read all posts
>realise how much i waste my life
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>>767464671
>Talked about the things she wanted to do with me.

Didn't it set off warning bells when "she" said she couldn't wait to rip your asshole in half?
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>>767475964
I had at least few good chuckels
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>>767475969
Kek
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>>767462897
I was 12, dating a 12 year old loudmouth girl i couldn't fucking stand. I'd go to my dads on sundays and had a friend who was a 12yo always in trouble and couldn't hang out, and his younger more innocent 10yo sister who was never in trouble and could always come hang out.

as a "joke" I let my friends 10 yo sister tell her friends I was her boyfriend because she was jealous all her friends had one and nobody liked her because she was weird. A week later we were hanging out again and she was sad she never kissed a boy, and started asking me stuff about my girlfriend making me realize I really didn't like my girlfriend at all. Told her I'd kiss her, she was happy, grabbed my face, shoved her tongue in my mouth (apparently like her friends told her you do) and I was diamonds in 2 seconds.

Next couple weeks we would mess around more and more, turns out she was just as perverted and loved masturbating as much as me so we had fun sticking all kinds of small things in her pussy like action figure arms and legs, markers, even my stepmoms little travel toothbrush holder. We also made up weird games like, I would see how hard and crazy I could fingerbang her till she fucked up in Streetfighter II, or during Mario Kart's last lap when it went DANTDANA DANTDANA I'd shove my, hand down her pants and start power-fingering her to see if I could fuck up her round.

She got more curious about my dick and ended up jerking me off and sucking it like a month and a half after we started messing around. I got condoms from my mom's boyfriend's dresser drawer, and tried fucking her a few times but furthest i got was halfway in before she started pouting and whining about it hurting too much. The handjobs and blowjobs went on for like 2 years every sunday when I'd go to my dads house until she ended up bragging to her older sister who eventually told her parents and they didn't let me see her anymore.

Sometimes I wonder if she lurks here.
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>>767467446

This is why faggots like those guys need to be shot. Homosexuals are made, not born. If you hadn't been raped, you'd probably be completely normal.

You should firebomb their house with them in it.
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>>767470423
>Most girls and my wife were into calling me daddy. Creeps me out but whatever.

nearly all girls are into this. They like male authority and for most of them the most memorable male authority is a father figure, so they project that onto men they find attractive.
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>>767467547

she cried because you took pizza
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Trying to get it in for an hour. Me boy. Her girl. Her first time. Not mine. After almost giving up, POP. BLOOD. Sex. Horribleness.
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>>767475848
Prove you are a femanon, Tits or GTFO!
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>>767477017
>to my current boyfriend
>current boyfriend
I'm in a relationship, I won't post nudes
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so i don't have a story about my first time cause it was pretty casual with my gf at the time and it just happened but i can tell you about my cousins first time cause i was there pretending to be passed out. so here it goes

>im 24
>male cousin is 15 having birthday party
>i was to leave later after the party but i decided i would crash in the garage room and leave the next morning
>didn't tell anyone so i just went there and crashed on the couch lights closed and everything
>there was a bed too but i just crashed on the couch cause its more comfortable
>so after i browse insta for a bid i hear footsteps coming over so i decided to play dead
>two people come in laughing and making out
>lights didnt go off
>they fell on bed and cousin immediately starts undressing the girl
>she said it was her first time
>he said it's his too
>so im just watching from the dark as the girl is sucking his dick
>could not really see it cause of her hair but i was hearing the sucking sound pretty good
>girl asked at some point about condom
>cousin said he doesnt have std or anything so she should not worry
>i fucking summoned the gods of the olympus to not laugh
>they start fucking, girl just sit on his cock and there was some awkward riding
>after some time of moanings and gaspings cousin turned her around in doggy and started fucking semi properly
>louder moanings
>after some time cousin comes on her back cause he was cleaning her with some paper after
>girl could not stop smiling, you could hear it in her voice how happy she was
>cousin told her they should do it again
>girl said she had to leave but she wants too
>they dressed up they made out some more and left

i have never told him
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>>767477116
Then could you ask him to post your nudes?
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>be 18
>fat, no one would fuck me, too shy.
>cousin says he wants a threesome with his wife.
>she chose me because she new, I was a virgin and didn't have diseases.
>plus no one would believe me
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>>767475969

Well "she" never said that. "She" wanted me to screw hers though...

Pretty sure they were just telling me what they wanted to do to me.

>>767476570

No, that's not fair. Don't get me wrong, I have no love for those guys anymore, but my boyfriend had a completely normal life and he's gay. If that house burned down with them inside, I'd probably laugh and cry.
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>Be 16, sister 19
>Sis tells me that taking turns in the bathroom was getting annoying because she often had to wait for me to be done.
>She suggests that we are both adults, and we could share the bathroom.
>I say I’m not sure that would work well because I didn't want to have to be dressed while getting ready in the bathroom.
>She tells me she didn't think it would be a problem if we saw each other naked if we were both mature about it.
>I tried to call her bluff saying that she wouldn't dare let me see her naked, so she pulled her t-shirt off right there in front of me.
>She wasn't wearing a bra underneath, was in just her panties.
>holyshit.jpg
>I start getting a visible boner in my pants
>I run away, sis laughs behind my back.
>We continue on with our lives, never answer her offer cuz I’m a beta pussy
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Dont wanna greentext but whatevz. It was fairly amateurish how the whole diddly-do went down, but I hadn't known I was gay until I flirted with a twink in my sophomore year of HS. We had each others phone number and talked avidly and he had invited me over to his house since we had escalated from joking about sex to, "Hey, wanna give eachother a blowjob just to test how it feels from a guy"? So I went over, his parents were gone for a party, and he had stripped naked for me. Sweet Jesus was he hairless and the boipussy was beautiful. I played with his ass a bit before we started but in the middle of it, he stops me and runs to the fridge and inserts ice cubes in his mouth. The hell is he doing, I ask. But he suddenly yanks off my pants and sucks my pengus as wildly as I've ever seen anyone go at it, and the ice cubes made the experience a hell of a lot more golden, and even intimate in a sense. At this point, I couldn't help myself but to lift him off his knees and begin making out with him and stroking his dick hard, making sure to spit in his mouth and use as much tongue as I could.

Anyone interested in me going further?
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>>767468101
90's bro. My buddy's dad had a subscription to hustler. Used to steal them fuckers an sell em off when we were tired of the same old pictures. I had it great.
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>>767478643
Nope
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>>767478643
Go on ...
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> Be 11yo
> Parents still insist I need a babysitter
> Whatev
> Babysitter is 16yo girl from down the street
> We play PS3
> I can't stop thinking about her tits.
> Notices me staring at them
> "Wanna see them?"
> Hellyess.png
> Takes off her shirt - sport bra underneath
> The expression on my face must have said it all.
> "Get ready, anon."
> Takes off her bra
> Diamond cock
> Looks at my pants
> "Let me look at it."
> I take off my pants to show her my erection
> "Can I touch it?"
> Fuck yes
> Gives me handjob
> I cum in her hands
> She licks it off
> "Get dressed, and don't tell anyone."
> MFW I was molested when I was 11 and I loved it.
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>>767479353
I also had a pedo babysitter. I was 10 and she was 17. We would mostly lick each other's junk since I had like a one ince penis.
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>>767463286
Gay 4 life
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>>767464426
Fucking kek
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Around 12, a friend spent the night and we fooled around. He had developed quicker than I and I spent the night sucking his cock. He sucked mine also, but neither came. We spent the next 3 years exploring sex. My first nut was in his ass, and his in mine.
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>>767462897
I lost it to my best friend's sister who has cerebral palsy when I was 17 and she was 18.
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Accidentally told my best friends boyfriend she was cheating on him, so he raped me.
When he was done, he spat in my face and said “women are scum” before leaving

>tfw severe trust issues
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>>767481883
....wut?
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>16 be weird loner kid who games
>7/10 qt sees me walking in the school hallway
>”Hey are you anon?”
>weirded out at first because random girl knows my name
>say “y-yeah, how do you know me?”
>girl says that one of my guy friends talks about me all the time
>asks me for my kik and gives it to her
>we hit it off about video games and YouTube
>she asks to come over in a few days
>says sure because she’s pretty cool girl
>10/10 personality
>Day finally comes
>we hang out for hours and play video games together
>wind down with our favorite YouTubers for the rest of the night
>Out of nowhere asks me if I wanted to take out my cock
>Wut.jpg
>Shat like 20 bricks at that question
>”U-uh, okay”
>proceeds to get dick sucked for the first time for 20-30 minutes
>She’s been edging me the whole time
>take it outside to her car because family is in the next room
>almost gets caught by neighbors
>finished 2 months worth in the back of her throat
>Swallows
>”Tonight has been fun, anon and you’re a lot bigger than my older boyfriend!”
>Wait... what?
>Kisses me on the cheek and leaves for the night
>find out later she has a 26 year old boyfriend and I’ve been her mistress
>Realize I’ve been cucking a 26 year old emo faggot for almost a year
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>>767481951
Yea. Long story I guess but turned out he had slapped her about a bit before hand and she was planning to leave him for his best friend.

He beat someone near to death after and tried to contact me from prison a few years later to apologise
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>>767481987
She had a date with him once to go to an amusement park and she ended up being late because she was sucking my dick and I came on her face and she licked it up like a good little slut she was eventually ended things quickly when she started to hang out with this grease lord
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>>767482194
I wouldn't even begin to try to befriend a psychopath.
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>>767481883

Ouch. Sorry, anon. You deserved better.
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>>767463685
hebrew in pic is backwards u illiterate fag
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>>767482499
I think I have the email somewhere still. He legitimately says “that night you asked me to stop several times and I ignored you. I know I don’t deserve it but I am begging for your forgiveness”

Lolnope.
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>>767482242
Don’t care if people don’t read this or anything but I eventually saw her again after like 4 years
>Be with current GF who’s a skinny cute short hair girl
>She has friend come over and we get drunk and have a good time she invited us to go to her birthday party at some gay restaurant near her work
>Makes Facebook event for it
>check who she invited out of curiosity
>see’s old girls name
>Doesn’t have profile picture of herself or any of herself since high school
>Excited to see what she looks like now
>get to restaurant with GF and sit at table with her friend
>Has some fat chick sitting next to her
>Pieces things together like a fucking puzzle
>That’s Old girl and she let herself fucking go like bad
>didn’t even recognize her at first
>Doesn’t say a word to her the entire time and flirt with my current GF almost the whole time just to piss fatty off
>checks out her Instagram a week later and see a depressing picture of how sad she is
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>>767482957
Shhh don't let the stupid goy know
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>>767483062
Good, he is what cops 2.0 domestic abuse episodes are made of.
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When I was 13 to a girl who was
My age and grew up a few houses down from me. We still meet up and fuck once a year around February (the month we first had sex). We are both married with family’s of our own.
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>>767468346
Love big girl butts even rim the assholes
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>>767481445
was she all shakey?
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>>767483646
Her hands shake when she gives handjobs but it doesn't affect her much.
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>>767462897
Roughly 8 or 9 years old me and a family friend explored each other. Flash forward two years and her dad proposes to my aunt so we dropped that shit immediately. My ass got cock-blocked by sudden incest.
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>>767484381
That's... Not how.. It works...
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>>767464671
What happened to you is a terrible thing and i'm sorry you had to deal with that, anon.
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>>767484381
Boy
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>>767467547
lost it on "oh senpai" kek
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>>767463674
please stop browsing /r/braincels. either kill yourself or learn how to get a girl
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Played, licked, sniffed, prodded a girl next doors asshole. We were both seven. Did this after school most days in our uniforms.
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>Be me at age 9
>mom has old friend over for weekend visit, friend has one year older daughter
>she's cute but annoying as hell, well developed for her age though
>I'm not into it
>over a couple of years our two families keep meeting at each other's houses
>at age 11 I get asked if I want to go to their house by myself
>sure, why not
>spend the day with her and her friends
>as soon as they leave we start making out
>first time I stick my hand down a girl's pants
>fingers come out bloody and we don't move any further that day
>few months passes, I turn 12, it's her turn to visit with me
>starts fucking the same night she arrives, no protection, I come inside
>she doesn't get pregnant and I read up on how to use condoms
>fast forward to 9th grade, last year in that school, I'm fairly popular I've just got a girlfriend
>SHE comes back for a visit, more or less dares me to sleep next to her, we end up fucking intensely
>I rip my frenulum, blood everywhere, I panic
>somehow convince my gf to stay with me
>25 years go by, I get married, have kids, get divorced
>on my 6th year as single SHE calls, she's on a roadtrip and wants to visit with my mom on her way home
>I'm grossly out of shape, I agree to come over with no hopes for a sexual encounter
>when I arrive she and my mom have started drinking
>we make up for lost time, add each other on facebook etc
>turns out she also has two kids and has just come out of a 20 year long relationship
>end up on the couch watching TV, a bit drunk both of us, my mom goes to bed and we instantly start fucking
>no protection but I'm just too drunk to cum
>repeat over a few days, decide to meet again, I visit her for two weeks, she lives with her daughter
>life feels perfect, I'm together with the girl I lost my virginity to
>we visit each other two more times, second visit feels different, not much contact, a little kissing, she vacuums the apartment the last hour I'm there
>she finaly gets cold feet and breaks it off over Messenger
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>>767463988
>virgin
>6 hour sex
>she comes a lot
something doesnt add up here chief
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>>767470840

top kek
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>>767485638
Had that happen to me, that sucks too
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I fucked a girl.
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>>767470840
Rrrriiiipppp
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>>767462897
300lb girl on prom night, came inside her, cuddled her all night.
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>>767463664
Gee... I wonder if there possibly could be a correlation?
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>>767486155
And then you broke her heart
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>>767484686

Thanks mate.

>>767486449

Yeah there is...
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>>767486714
No, she got on top of me in the morning and had sex with me again and I came in her again.
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>>767467222
She obviously was intersex. That's what it looks like.
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>>767467238
>virgin detected
Water and pussy slime doesn't mix well. Water "drys" it out.
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still waiting :(
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>>767467222
nigger that's weird
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>>767468101
I remember the days when you'd find porn in the woods. Who the fuck was doing that?
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>>767487449
I remember seeing a creepy old man drop them off when I was young
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>>767468213
More lies. Thumbnail gallery sites were around in the late 90s.

t. oldfag
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>>767466486
underrated post
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25. never had one
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>>767462897
I have a lot of stories from my childhood. First sexual experience was with the daughter of my parent's friends.

>be me 8
>she was around 13
>she got undressed and ordered me to.
>we lay down then she grabbed my hand and put it on her pussy
>ihavenoidea.png
>get told to finger her so i did
>she played with my tiny flaccid child penis
>we stop and she leaves.
>decide to smell my fingers
>iwillneverforgetthatsmell.wtf

The smell of my fingers made me gag. I went straight to the bathroom and washed my hands for about an hour. First time i had sex was at 14 with my gf i had until i was 18.
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>>767471039
kek thank's anon
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>>767489147
I'm not sure what child me had going for him but older girls seemed to dig it.

>be me 13
>get gf that was 18.
>she was the sister of my uncle's work friend who was like 23 at the time
>me and him were great friends, he kept trying to beat me at tetris but he was shit
>take a train across the country to fuck this chick.
>get picked up at the train station and took into the middle of nowhere by her parents
(This isn't a lie, looking back it was seriously fucked up)
>she was a fucking gypsy and lived in a caravan
>met my gf for the first time, she slapped me around the face
>her parents shouted "if the caravans-a-rocking don't come-a-knocking".
>lordhelpme.tif
>go inside and she gets me a beer
>we smoke on the bed, and we try to fuck.

I honestly cannot recall what happened next. I'm not sure we even fucked, but the next thing i remember is playing football with a bunch of degenerates. I fucking hate sport. Then my mum called me and she had to drive across the country to get me. Apparently what I did wasn't that great for a 13 year old.
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>>767462897
Fucked high school girlfriend.
Was 17.
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>>767489757

>be me 14
>get new qt 3.14 azn gf.
>two weeks after getting together decide to invite her over to my uncles because he was out.
>she turns up, we talk and then i pushed her onto the sofa
>we stripped and i went down on her for longer than i ever have since.
>we had sex.
>it was ok, a bit awkward but it was sex.
>came on her stomach
>cleaned up and had a smoke
>next day i sent her to get the morning after pill because fuck that shit.

We ended up together until i was 18. I loved her but i was stupid and started talking to other girls. She dumped me before we both went to uni. Biggest regret of my life.
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>>767489757
Also, she had a kid a few months after that day. It probably wasn't mine, but I'm so fucking glad my mum knocked sense into me. I could've ended up with a child at 13.
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>>767462897
Being molested by my grandfather. I was raped after getting my jaw dislocated by my moms ex. I am a male.
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I was 19, was batting few points above with a super cute redhead. She came 3 times and I had whiskey dick :/

She ended up being pretty crazy in a fun, but definitely wrap and tap way. Dated for like 4 months.
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>>767476570
>implying straight rape doesn't happen
>implying lesbian rape doesn't happen
>implying all gays have been raped at some point
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>>767490491
that's hot.
greentext it in graphic detail pls
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Sucked and swallowed my cousin after he stroked my cock.
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>>767467238
virgin detected
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Bunny fucked my ex for like 60 seconds and came. A sad story.
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>>767485648
my 1st time @28 was 2 x 3hours. I didn't came. She neither, but she never comes from sex. A lot of tried.
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>>767488228
i miss partyv& memes
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>19
>just sat on a plane for 12 hours to meet long distance girlfriend
>arrive at airport, things are awkward at first but I manage to lift the mood a bit
>our mutual friends drop us off at her place
>drop my shit in my room and go to her room
>lying on the bed
>we kinda talk for a bit, building off the tension of finally meeting
>suddenly she pushes a plush animal in my face, and while I recover from the confusion she kisses me
>climbs on top of me
>we kiss for about 5 minutes
FirstKiss.jpeg
>puts my hand down her pants
>pussy already wet
>asks me if I want to do it
>nervously nod, and unzip
>still on top of me, slowly sits down on it
>been death gripping too much, and there wasn't a lot of friction, so didn't feel as much as I'd expected
>was hot as fuck though
>rides me for like half an hour, maybe even longer
>decide to stop for tonight, told me she came 3 times
>i didn't
>feel ashamed, she promises it's okay
>we both go to bed
That was my first experience
>the next 3 weeks we do it about 8 more times
>perfectly able to finish then
>FeelsAmazingMan
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>>767468101
>1998-2001
>been fapping 3 years to this single page from porn mag (nice juicy titties and fat pussy). If I close my eyes I can still clearly see that woman, she is burned into my brain core memory.
>2002
>have 1 family computer in living room
>it's all about the timing of perfect storm when nobody is home
>have to hide your boobie pics under 7 layers of obscurely named folders

It was a different time, now kids have fingerprint locked phones with Hidden folder modes etc.
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>>767462897
God damn it... Everyone seems to have enjoyed their life while I've become an 18 yo kissless virgin... Just damn it
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>>767492757
Don't worry anon, you will make it.
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>>767467238
never touched a girl's nether regions, have you?
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>14
>fucked fat 13 yo GF in front of her even fatter dyke best friend
>exhibition fetish for life now
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>>767492757
It's not too late anon, you're still pretty young.
Go to college, drink alcohol, get over yourself etc etc
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>>767492757
exact same thoughts as a kissless 18yo virgin, then lost both at 19.
Don't give up hope, anon
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>>767492757

get off /b/ then. read books, run 3 times a week, find non-internet things you sorta enjoy and go do them. unique opportunities are better than sitting around f5ing shitty tribute threads.

the world isn't waiting to hand anything to you.
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>16; gf 15 at time
>talked for a few weeks and decided to date
>we’re really, really close and knew almost everything about each other
>decided to invite her over to Easter party my family was having.
>parents invite all their friends with their children, so my House was packed
>she arrived and we basically spent the entire time in my room
>(forgot to mention we hardly saw each other bc we went to different schools)
>hours passed and she had a few minutes before she went home
>”wanna make out?” I asked and she immediately agreed, probably because she knew the next time I would’ve seen her would’ve been a month later
>we made out for a nice 10 minutes and then I made the next move by putting my hand up her dress
>I’m constantly asking if whatever I was doing was okay for her
>I wanted everything to be entirely consensual and she thought my constant reassurance was cute
>I end up fingering her, shes wet as fuck.
>I had stripped her naked and gave her deep, dark hickeys all over her body, and a slight one on her neck
>ended up giving me head for about 5 minutes but I never came
>she tells me she came about 3 times, and I knew because she was shaking like crazy
I didn’t mind not coming. I wasn’t really big on sex. I was more focused on her enjoying it than me, bc I knew if I came, I’d lose all desire to continue, and I could just wank it after.
the entire session was like an hour and we were a mess. We were laughing about the situation and everyone was outside so we were both anxious about leaving the room.
I could tell the story of how I lost my virginity to the girl a month later if I get enough attention. I got to head out so it might be in a 3 hours
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>>767493815
thread will be F by then
interested in hearing more though
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My older cousin fucked me in the ass when I was 10. I liked it and we did it more than once.
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16 with my first boyfriend, hurt so bad
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>>767485648
i had sex for about an hour my first time and didnt cum. think it was because i was a bit boozed up and nervous
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>>767492757
Don’t lose hope
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>>767492757
Lost at 16, but ever since im just not that into it. Nowadays I want company more than sex. It's just not that great in a vaccuum
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>>767493791
this
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>>767493815
Ahh fuck it I’ll continue
>I invite her over a day on a day that wasn’t important so that we didn’t have to worry about strangers and their yelling kids
>we planned to watch movies on vhs (no I’m not that old. I just thought VHS tapes would be cool, and she also loved old Disney films so I thought she could enjoy it)
>before I had even pressed play, she took my arm and yanked me back to bed and asked if we could make out
>I said “well lemme press play first at least” so I took one step toward the television and she yanked me harder and kiss me
>I said “so you’re making the moves now?” (I was always making witty remarks bc it just made it funnier and interesting)
>she’s enjoying herself and we were just fooling around for a bit, foreplay
>I took her clothes off and did the same as last time, it’s been a month so I gave her new hickeys
>I end up fingering her for 30 minutes and I’m on top of her so I’m kissing her as she’s laying back
>I asked if I could give her head, and she’s hesistant, but she allows me
>I kinda did a mass amount of research beforehand so I would know what I was doing if this were to ever occur
>10 minutes in and she’s wiggling around and her thick thighs are squeezing my head
>I stop and just continue fingering her
>she tells me to stop, and she pulls a condom from her bag
>oh
>I put in on and we’re fucking for like 30 minutes
>years of wanking it taught me how to time myself well
>she’s making the upmost heaving ass breathing and my parents are in the other room
>she tells me she wants me to cum this time, so I proceeded with a faster pace and her facial expression told me she couldn’t control herself
>it felt like any other time I’d cum from wanking, but it was the experience I enjoyed quite much
We end up just continuing to fool around and we didn’t even watch movies like we planned. She’s exhausted and I’m just rubbing her back with lotion as Land Before Time is on the tv
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*does not approve*
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>>767468150
kekaroonie!
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>>767462897
Yet to happen
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>>767469810
>>767469671
>>767469506
>>767469161
Eat some mushrooms!
Well it worked for me. I didn't even remember why the hell I would reat so strangely some times, until after I had the shrooms. I started working on releasing the tension in my body (basically just relaxing on the floor, breathing in where there is tension), and many times I have gotten flashbacks to things I didn't remember at all. I think what happens is that the body and memory is connected, so you get muscular tension when you block something out. Look at animals, when they are traumatized, and come back to, they often tremble and shake violently, or make strange movements. This is to reintegrate the experience. It looks very "innapropriate" when humans go through this, so it is common to block the response. I was stuck in that place where I was abused, or I lived through that lense or something like that, until I started to unwind my body. Now I can enjoy sex in a completely different way, it feels like I took back the control of those parts of my body. But ordinary social contact is still awkward. There's always something to work on I guess.
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>>767462897
>my 19th birthday
>chubby 15 year old keeps feeding me shots
>Drags me into my room and has sex with me
>feeldirty.jpg
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>>767493815
>gave her deep, dark hickeys all over her body
I never understood hickeys as a kid and the dumb hype around them. I still don't.
Dumbest shit. Sucking on someone's neck? Why? Just suck my dick, you whore.
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Nobody will ever have sex with me
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>>767471110
>be trying green text
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>>767495933
On dudes, it’s pretty much nothing, but a woman’s body is much more sensitive and pretty much just stimulating their entire body turns them on. It’s not just sticking your dick in them and pulling it out
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>>767495984
100% true
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>>767471723
olivia?
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