You shouldn't be here.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You shouldn't be here.
>>767452470
What was this game/video again?
>>767452824
Alien
>>767452824
You always know a Working Joe.
>>767452856
Unidentified species. Logging report to APOLLO.
>>767452470
I'm new to this area, I brought the owner of this fine establishment some flowers. May I proceed?
>>767453402
You are entering a restricted area. Please leave.
>>767453482
Restricted by whose authority? I wish only to meet the owner.
Brother, it's me. Daddy said he needs that scraper.
>>767453571
Are you playing a game with me?
>>767453629
Strange.
>>767453676
Game, didn't know such things were programmed into your lexicon. Aren't games suppose to be fun? And wouldn't it be fun If I could make my delivery?
>>767453807
You really shouldn't be here.
>>767453933
I was merely distracting you, so my friend could sneak in the backdoor. I will take my leave then.
>>767454207
I will find you, you know.
Hello? Who's there?
>>767452470
hello kind sir, may i enter
>>767454762
You need an appointment.
>>767454881
Don't do that.
>>767454807
where may i acquire an appointment
>>767454920
Fucking creepy
Is your American hot dogs the boiled variant, or do you called the grilled ones that too?
>>767454940
I will be with you shortly.
>>767455002
You are testing my patience.
>>767455022
Please, calm down.
>>767455038
You're making me waste company time.
>>767455204
cum at me nigga
>>767455293
I'm going to catch you.
>>767455204
No, but I must know. I really have the munchies for a hot dog, but I want it grilled.
>>767455321
how you gonna do that with a dick in your nose?
>>767455204
i will be waiting, my good sir
darkness
>>767455386
>>767455403
I'll have to report this.
>>767455449
We hope you will join us for the journey.
>>767455576
Something amiss?
>>767455627
where will this journey be to, sir?
>>767455679
Seegson and Sevastopol, an outpost of progress.
>>767455627
Big talk for a dicknose
>>767455627
so, when you gonna catch me?
I've gotta go grocery shopping, you can chill on my couch if you want to chill before catching me.
>>767455627
>Something amiss?
No. I respect the darkness.
>>767455743
>>767455785
Come with me, please.
>>767455747
Hold still.
>>767455792
Unidentified species. What are you?
>>767455627
Jeez, I just wanted a grilled hot dog.
>>767456011
>>767456041
This isn't authorized in this facility.
>>767455739
let us leave. Tomorrow. Together
>>767456162
Seegson. Tomorrow, together.
>>767456186
That was very dangerous.
Et c'est encore raté ! Wheeeeee !
That's the real voice of squirrel girl, sorry, i meant of Roaster GRILL by the way !
>>767456226
Hush now.
can i ask you some questions?
>>767456260
Be careful with that.
Let's show them the last duel ok? Just to make them mad following a little tiny trail of a few words. Ready ? Gotcha !
>>767456280
You are entering a restricted area. Please leave.
>>767456277
But can I?
Will you answer them if i do?
>>767456319
Hazard containment breach logged. Logging report to APOLLO.
>>767456357
WHO SENT YOUR KIND?
Oh, i've a fun new one, thanks to myself : NEW GAME in PLACE : KILL a the ZOMBIES in one BULLET !
Don't Jynx it troll, panzer tiger? Da? So Lost right now, Loss?
Kamikazee !
Rawr XD. LOL; MDR; Ahahah. Kill ME !
>>767456400
This doesn't usually happen.
>>767456402
Please, calm down.
>>767456409
You are becoming hysterical.
>>767456189
the day has come
>>767456423
This could require my attention.
>>767456433
Don't run.
I OUTRANK YOU IN THESE DIMENSIONS,
WHO SENT YOU.
ANSWER OR YOU WILL BE DECIMATED
>>767452470
>So.O He is behind??
>>767456481
i wont
>>767456486
>>767456496
>>767456505
I'll have to report this.
>>767452470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFrv0X1W2g
>>767452470
I should be here.
>>767456610
I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
>>767456619
When I find you we can discuss all this.
>>767456653
Strange.
test
>>767456668
then i come willingly
>>767456693
>>767456703
Come out of the vent system please.
>>767456755
but it is comfy here
>>767456782
I just want to help.
>>767456782
ok, i will leave the vent
>>767456887
I'm glad we resolved this.
>>767456901
so am i
>>767456916
APOLLO and the Working Joe. Working together for a safer, better connected Sevastopol.
maybe you should be in the vent..
>>767456946
If you find this facility in a state that isn't to your liking, please let us know.
>>767456653
you look kinda cute tbh
>>767457003
You always know a Working Joe.
>>767456959
iam looking for a freeman.
>>767457034
maybe it's something you should try?
>>767457065
This shouldn't be here.
Blobtbobobbglbib
>>767457104
You and I are going to have a talk about safety.
>>767457117
Don't do this.
>>767457116
a freeman is always in the wrong place.
>>767457154
has sergeant Mitchell failed you
>>767457142
I believe I knew your mother.
Johnny do you like baseball?
>>767457154
Follow me, please.
>>767457204
What are you doing here?
>>767457219
You are testing my patience.
>>767457223
you fucked up my face
>>767457264
Let me help you.
>>767457242
has your memory circuits been fried?
>>767457204
I'm really not at liberty to say.
>>767457223
as you wish
>>767457277
how so
>>767457293
I am built to withstand temperatures of up to 1210 degrees.
>>767457294
I'm glad we resolved this.
>>767457744
Hold still.
>>767457751
You've done a great deal in a small timespan.
k
>>767457794
G, Man. You have now been logged with APOLLO. Welcome to Sevastopol.
>>767457799
You are entering a restricted area. Please leave.
>>767457751
then someone tampered with your hard drive.
>>767457836
Let's resolve this amicably.
>>767457833
Thank you for having me, i recently plucked a young girl from Black Messa, could you inform me if she arrives?
>>767458006
Components Whorehouse. Row 1, stack B. Follow me.
>>767457853
it's too late for that
>>767457836
you're not suppose to be here
>>767458040
as you wish, following you.
>>767458107
>>767458080
Are you quite finished?
>>767458107
>>767458127
I need to speak to you.
I should be here.
>>767458245
Unidentified species. What are you?
>>767458221
i guess its time, what do you wish to speak to me about.
>>767458267
the embodiment of what humans call God.
I am the creator of all.
Whom might you be, if I may ask?
>>767458351
I LIKED YOU IN HALF-LIFE 2.
>>767458368
Don't do that.
>>767458387
Strange.
>>767458403
to prove to you that I indeed am God.
I will show you a magic trick, this is not possible without magical forces.
Now... Whom might you be, if I may ask?
>>767458435
I've got all day you know.
>>767458467
i've got more than the day.
I am the creator, I can spend an literal eternity here.
>>767458387
you are not the one i was searching for.
>>767458368
Forget about all this.
>>767458500
There's no reason to be shy.
>>767458502
Unexplained disturbances are most troubling.
>>767458553
I only wanted to help.
>>767458587
you're help is welcome. my troubles are greater than before
>>767458587
i'm not begin shy, i'm being.
It's boring not being sometimes.
As a God, you have the choice to be, or not to be, at any time, at any place, in any form.
would you like me to make you an anus?
>>767458651
APOLLO will require a detailed report.
>>767458662
I'll have to report this.
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=1
>>767458739
Hello? Who's there?
>>767458771
God
1+1=2
2+2=3
4+4=3
>>767458809
We're experiencing a heightened containment hazard level today.
>>767458684
Subject: Miss Lance
Status: Unknow
Last know conversation with Dr. freeman about miss lance went as followed:
"Doctor Freeman. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your friends were otherwise occupied. Hm.
There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Vance... When their only experience of humanity was a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor
When I plucked her from Black Mesa, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when quelling them was out of the question.
Still, I am not one to squander my investments... and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial...appraisal.
That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival.
See her safely to White Forest, Doctor Freeman.
wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions.
Mmm. Well... Now... Listen carefully, my dear. When you see your father relay these words:
Prepare for unforeseen consequences."
/End Conversation
Last known location: Victory Mine
Dr. Freeman and miss lance have lost contact after that.
I am Searching for the Freeman.
>>767458855
you should wear protection if any living organism will be in the same confined space as you after this encounter.
I radiate both gamma and x rays in extreme amounts since i willed myself into existence.
what's the half life of anal lube?
