My cousin always laughs at my big nose and refuses to respect me.
How do I change that?
Pic related.
Beat the shot out of your cousin. It’s the only way.
>>767452507
Well besides rape
Plastic surgery
all of the above
>>767452423
Got nudes?
>>767452507
>>767452553
I wanna beat her, but uncle would probably punch me afterwards.
>>767452517
>>767452553
Hmm.
>>767452521
>>767452553
No! My nose is beautiful!
>>767452609
(:
>>767452666
Beat uncle too 666
>>767452666
Vola
>>767452666
want to see nose
>>767452423
Why do you care what s/he thinks?
>>767452666
Upload them
>>767452423
I'm going to assume you're not just a LARPing neckbeard shitposting out of boredom, so congratulations on making me waste my time for no reason if you are.
Own it. I have a big nose too. I'm also fat, have an enormous bushy beard, and smoke a big, stinky pipe. Yet despite all of this, I get plenty of admirers because I carry myself with confidence and own my looks by doubling down on what I have. I'm one of the very few people who can even look good wearing a fedora (I own three of them), even according to the locals in /b/.
It's all about flying your freak flag high and proud.
>>767452666
Post the nudes
>>767452780
I'm shy.
>>767452832
She's my spirit animal. I just wish she would show more respect.
>>767452883
I'm relatively good looking, I don't think my nose is too bad and it's not like I hate it. She just likes to make fun of me for some reason.
>>767453241
Then grow a spine and ignore it. Christ, if being teased about your nose is the worst thing in your life, you're depressingly sheltered.
>>767452883
you smoke a pipe? like a fucking cobb pipe? post pics wearing fedora while smoking pipe please
>>767453329
I can ignore it from a moron like you. I won't ignore it from a person I consider close.
>>767453347
Before you ask, I'm a community organizer and the tac vest is for practicality so I can bring all my pens, notepads, recorders, pipes, tobacco, bug spray, knife, medication, etc. without needing to carry a backpack everywhere.
>>767452883
cant be baited if you are bait
>>767452883
>>767453487
Is that the bitch who did the Kanye West response rap?
Tell her she has hairy ass and make fun of her...
>>767453465
Holy shit man. Alpha as fuck. im a barber and would love to shape up that beard
>>767453525
i dunno
>>767453536
She doesn't have a hairy ass.
>>767453585
Got nudes?
>>767453559
Nah, I like the shaggy look. One of the things I've learned over the years is that looking (and smelling) like a hobo is a huge advantage. The police, politicians, and capitalist scumfucks I fight have so much ingrained class prejudice that they simply refuse to recognize my skills even when I've repeatedly beaten them in court, in the media, and on the street. They look at me and all they see is a bum. That suits me fine.
>>767453559
do you talk to your customers about /b/?
And that's why you should continue to mock her hairy ass. She will prove you wrong *wink wink if you know what I mean, WINK WINKK*
Anyway, girls somehow mocking guys for some minor reason is flirting - she shows her interest AND is testing your responses. Especially if she's young or not very experienced, the kind of relation gives her "free tutorial" on hitting... You can take the bait if you want to and see where the rabbithole goes. Of course not if she's underage, it would be irresponsible, criminal and nasty - only a bad person would like to caress the pokies and be the first one to kiss her and stroke het rair in a very special way...
>>767453958
4chan yes, not b specifically. i tried to show the other barbers i work with 4chan but theyre normie as fuck
>>767454068
She's my spirit animal and I love her, it just she always protests almost everything I suggest and make that light spirited mockerino. It is getting on my nerves. She might be flirting or just doing the "old pals" fun and that's the problem. I don't want to kill the flow by asking her to stop. But at the same time it bothers me.
>>767454298
How did you not lose your job yet? Talking to strangers about 4chan is like going to public transport and start hailing Hitler.
>>767454356
Do what he said so you can see her ass
>>767454458
You reminded me my own ass is hairy. And I don't know how to shave it without killing myself.
>>767454356
So, to cut the spirit animal bullshit:
1. You like her
2. She's trying to flirt
3. You cannot / don't want to go on with it
4. You also don't want to "kill the magic"
I don't want to be too rude, but you should know what is it you really want. But IMO the mocking of something really normal about or irrelevant or funny or non-existent (like the hairy ass) might deepen your bond while not hurting her, also it will let her know how is it like... just don't be a puss...
>>767452423
> cousin laughs at nose
> how do i change this?
Show her your penis. Fucking newfag
>>767454436
he brought it up not me. i also own my barber shop.
how is that pic related...
>>767454862
I'd go for it, but she's hurting my soyboy feelings, lol. I know I sound a little bit autistic, but ultimately I believe best pals shouldn't mock themselves all the time.
Also, you wonfer she has no respect? If you tell her to stop (and mean it, even force her to if necessary), she'll respect you. If you take the flirting bait, she'll pussy out. But if she mocks you and you just take it with blush in you face, what kind of respect do you expect? Mate, if she comesand dances in her bikini in front of you, than slaps your face, what are you going to do? Nothing? Tell her "Hey stop it..."?
Also, I'm listening to Get the Buck in Here...
>>767452423
convert to a proper religion and stop being a filthy jew
>>767452423 see >>767452517
Rape solves everything.
>>767455338
It's not like that. All the mockery is with laughs and good spirits. For my own taste, it's too much and all the time. I always get annoyed how she questions everything I say. I just want her to take what I say without answering the meaning of the Universe.
I literally cherish every time I come up with some thing to do and she's just up and running with it.
I listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5BmPCVQbP4 Very random, anon.
>>767455213
Yes they should. Strong partnerships are based on knowing of mutual limits. She cannot see your inside, but if there is no (ar almost no) reaction, how can she know she crossed the line? And if you mock her, of course don't make fun of the acne on her face, but something really funny or unimiportant. Then continue and she'll let you know too...
> be me
> kid, 4th class
>have this giant neighbour, 2 yrs older than me, but much bigger
> we go to school together, so kind of friends
> I always make fun of him, beat him, choke him, just for fun
> He's OK wit it, we fight ocassionaly, but not eriously
> Once, when I was hanging from his neck, he just put me down and said "well that's enough, don't do it anymore."
> I totally understood the true nature of our strenght difference and respect him ever since the day
> Still friends today, but don't see eachother often
>>767455543
Sorry, don't know that one :-(
OF course, the mockery is good spirited, but young people are looking for their limits. First, they need to try it out in "safe environment". I think this is the case. And because you don't react, she cannot know she's trespassing
>>767455677
It really doesn't feel like she would be hitting limits or trespassing. It's her flow. I fear if I say something is too much I will cut some good stuff between us.
I just want to win her respect naturally so she will stop or ease the mockerino naturally. Or maybe she never will. Might be her personality.
As long as it's not a potato
lessee the honker
Tell cuzin girls want big nose up their pussy.
Big nose is big dick. Everybody knows that.
>>767456309
>>767456325
I'm well aware of those jokes.
>>767456390
Those aren't jokes
>>767452423
Put your dick in his ass and don't come back here again you filthy kike.
>>767456432
She says them as jokes.
>>767452423
I've been lurking these boards for a long time. That's not your cousin.
>>767456723
Precisely. OP is a pedo and or a faggot
>>767455059
i bet you cut casey neistat!
>>767452423
so many newfags in this thread. you're pathetic if you don't know who pic is
>>767457193
Casey Neistat on 4chan. The darkest of timelines.
>>767453465
why do you need multiples of all the items on your list? Also, post pic of you playing one of your recorders and smoking pipe.
>>767458360
is that a fedora?
>>767458636
Is what a fedora? What hs is wearing? No. some verision of German hat actually.
>>767458862
i always wanted to know, merci anon
>>767452423
Break her nose with your cock, then rape her ass with a baseball bat. Record it all and threaten to show all her friends the video of her anal bat rape, along with an audio track of happy moans as if she is enjoying her ass being stretched by a baseball player's play thing.
If she still doesn't respect you, beat her to death with the bat.
>>767452423
post your nose, don't be a fag
>>767452423
Your cousin is based. Blame whichever parent it is that married a kike.
>>767459233
I won't violate her, she's my best pal.
>>767459478
I'm too shiny.
>>767459584
She ain't. She's an adorable goof. It just she mocks too much for my taste.
>>767459739
You fucking worthless cuck. Kill yourself.
>>767459791
Bless you, anon. Happiness is not too far!
tits or gtfo
>>767460000
Why are you doing this to me, quads anon?
>>767452423
Just ignore it. She's a piece of shit for doing it. If you really want, just tell her to fuck off.
>>767452423
tell him thatz antisemitic
that he hitler and should die
>>767460057
I can't ignore it, because she knows it triggers me. She laughs like a maniac afterwards, lol. It's all good spirits. It's just too much for my soyboy parts of soul.
>>767452423
Find out what objects she loves the most (things like a phone, favorite clothes, whatever) and tell her that you will break her stuff if she doesn't shut up.
OP stop being a fag
>>767460376
I bought some of her favorite phones and clothes (if shoes can be called clothes), lol. I ain't breaking anything.
Stop being a kike maybe ?
>>767452423
SO MANY FUCKING NEWFAGS IN THIS THREAD
That picture is clearly Jess...
>>767460598
It's just to scare her a little, you don't really need to break anything.
>>767460824
Hello my good friend anon, lovely to see you here.
>>767460867
She's a scareless goofball, lol.
Put nair in her shampoo and when her hair comes out laugh and call her baldo
>>767460824
Who the fuck is Jess?
>>767460973
this nigga knows
>>767461149
lurk more
>>767461036
I once put something else into her shampoo. I never knew when or if she used it, though. Took away all the fun. Hard to time these things.
>>767452517
rape is the only option
>>767452883
Since you’re so confident post a pic of you
>>767461189
t. pedophile
>>767461595
Are you lost, lil guy?
>>767452423
Give her a nose job!
>>767452423
Next time she talks shit, rape her ass. Show her who is boss.
borrow someone elses nose while she's around
>>767462401
She has the cutest nose I've ever seen. No!
>>767462448
I can do that by slapping her ass, too. I prefer natural evolution of earning respect.
>>767452423
Stop talking to her?
>>767462860
Acknowledge this, you faggot >>767460824
>That picture is clearly Jess..
>>767462914
She's my best friendo. I talk to her most of days (we live close).
>>767456723
finally someone who isnt a newfag
is that salty milk ?
>>767463278
No, just her saliva.
>>767463278
...lol
>>767462518
What is that drink? I remember this bright green juice from my childhood.
bump
>>767460666
checked
Any decent pair of bolt cutters should take that finger right off. I don't see the problem.
Pin her down. Rape her cunt hard.
>>767466033
Nice dubs, but I need that finger so her hands can still carry breakfasts to my bed.
>>767466080
She's too sweet for that. She's mean only in a goofy way.
>>767452883
>Ugly niggas be like
>>767466200
okay then rape her cunt gently instead
>>767466581
Don't want to rape her. I could spit on her, lol.
Why so many people suggest I rape her? What exactly do you think will happen afterwards? I go to jail, she gets all my money.
bump
>>767466754
>Don't want to rape her.
Don't be a faggot. It's for her own good. The next time she disrespected you, grab her by one knee, pick her up, roll her over on her back, rip her pants off, lube your dick and shove it up her cunt. Then fuck her HARD. She'll get the message.
>I go to jail, she gets all my money.
Rape her HARD. She'll get the message and never say a word about it to anyone. Plus, when you see her at Thanksgiving you can demand oral sex from her on sight and she will comply without hesitation.
>>767467445
>>767467521
Friendships are built on trust, rape takes that away. She's my best friendo.
>>767467730
>She's my best friendo.
A little rape strengthens friendship. And keeps her in her place.
>>767467789
It establishes a dominance. I think she likes to be dominant now in a goofy way. It should be me who should be raped!
>>767452423
Get a nose job?
Kill your cousin?
Kys?
>>767468024
My nose is beautiful!
I wanna marry her one day.
Not planning killing myself.
