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>Go to Walmart with my last ten bucks
>Grab a bag of beans and a bag of rice
>Expect to live off this for two weeks until I get paid again
>On my way out find a pair of 20 dollar bills rolled around a joint
>Some poor faggot just bought me some more groceries and something to take the edge off the stress
This is the kind of luck that I don't really deserve but am more than happy to get. Anyone else have this kind of shit happen to them?
No
Fuckin a bro. Enjoy.
>>767452208
one day ima wake up to the news my enemies have all burned to death in a volcano watching accident
the universe smiled upon you. I see the number three everywhere recently, like some signs, ever since I had a kind of manic state on a day.
>>767452208
One time i was broke and depressed and really wanted a drink. Found $10 roll of quarters. Geve it to the liquor stor dude for a $6 bottle of vodka and a tallboy..
Bout it
One day op I was out of green. As I'm walking around the side of my apartment complex I notice a blunt wrap package. But it looked different it was a pack of those cbd+ blunts. Both of them was already rolled up with smoke idk which dumbass dropped it or left them under the bush on the side of the building but it was a nice find. Congrats on your find.
>>767452208
>living off $30
>has money to waste on internet bill
>has time to waste on the internet
>find 20 dollar on ground
>pick it up
>stand back up, black man right in front of me
>hey that's mine i just dropped it
>o-oh ok hand him bill
>feel good that I kept a poor minority from losing his money
>>767452438
I had a blowout and had to buy a new tire so I could get to work. That ate about 120 bucks that was for groceries.
>>767452208
Yeah i was stranded in some suburb at dawn this morning with a travellers mastercard and no cash. the only ATM was a you-need-the-bank-card-to-enter indoor spot. I knew I'd be waiting outside this place for five hours but I found an old man struggling to get in with his card so i helped him out and got some cash on the spot.
Hoepfully youre a student, otherwise you dont deserve your luck, only ridicule.
>>767452647
>having such a tight budget that $120 wrecks it
>taking the $120 out of your FOOD budget 1st
Anon, I don't think you can afford to live where you currently are if this can so easily happen... that or your budgeting/saving of money is complete crap and you need to work that out better.
>>767452208
>>767452471
>Spend most of my life as poorfag.
>Not a dumbshit, but problems with authority. Decide college probably won't be a good fit.
>Take whatever jobs to pay bills. Work hard always, but stay poorfag.
>GF always mad because poor. "Where does your money go anon? Why can't you afford to give me nice things?" Bitch made 5x what I did.
>Get fired. Lose bitch GF. Get evicted. Move in with bro.
>White privilege finally kicks in.
>victorykid.png
>Land sweet tech job after applying for phone support gig
>Years of fuckin around with computers pays off and someone says I'm worth more than just phone help
>Move up the ranks fast. Now making over 100k salary.
>Get sweet ass apartment. Living nice and comfortable for the first time in my entire life.
>Find out former GF got fired and now makes barely more than minimum wage. Lives with new BF that beats her.
>Find bargain deal on 1200 thread count sheets
>Goddamn I love these sheets.
>Should probably get up and make myself an espresso when this bitch I met last night is done blowing me.
>>767453615
Food budget is what you hit when its the only thing left. Not everyone is in a good position in life. Some of us had hiccups and are trying to get back on track.
>>767452208
>Graduate in 1991 with BA. No jobs.
>Spend 2 years delivering packages for minimum wage, living in shit hole 1BR, getting drunk on cheap beer every night.
>Get pissed, swallow my pride, move back in with parents. Get Masters at local state college.
>Advanced degree gets me first job at 28. Move up. Get married. Have kids. Buy house Making 100K+ year.
>2014, out of nowhere job turns to shit. ragequit. Too overqualified for everything. Send wife and kids to her parents, because I'm about to go bankrupt.
>2016, finally find job on other side of the country. Move out with $70 in my bank account and all my credit cards maxed. First two paychecks go to pay the rent and plane tickets so my family can rejoin me.
>Finally fixed things so I'm not living paycheck to paycheck. Still paying back $50K in credit card debt. Taken second job at 49 so I can dig myself out a bit faster.
>???
>>767452208
>be me
>be homeless
>occasionally browse 4chan/watch youtube at public library
>one day, sitting outside, trying not to feel hungry
>young man around college age walks up to me
>dude looks high as fuck, can smell the weed on him from a block away
>"Hey man, you look like you could really use this"
>he hands me a rolled up $20 and smiles
>"there's something special in there for you too" *not so subtle wink*
>unroll it
>first of all there was not 1, but 2 twenties there, and the dude put a joint inside
>holyshit.jpg
>give it a little sniff
>yep this is some good stuff
>thank the guy with all my life
>roll it back up and put it in my pocket
>go to nearest supermarket
>fill up cart with food, make sure to grab a lighter at checkout
>your total is $32.84
>reach into pocket
>find nothing but a hole in there
>awkwardly have to explain I don't have money on me
>spend rest of day searching the supermarket and street for the money
>wake up the next day
>still hungry
>wonder if it was all just a dream
>>767454598
toppest of keks
>>767453701
nice fantasy, faggot
>>767454598
You win the internet today.
>>767454812
It's actually almost entirely true. Except for the bitch blowing me. Admittedly that was 2 days ago. The rest is legit, editted for brevity.
>>767454598
>I work 9 to 5 but it starts in the P.M. And I love the sunrise so I step out in the A.M. The street is black and shiny from the early nightly rainin'. The glory of the light it brings evaporation. Morning's fresh oxygen cleanest
I take a deep hit help my mind stay the greenest. I'm already wake so I'm not drinkin' coffee. Don't wanna cigarette, cause it's a form of slavery. Walk into the store cause I need a few items. The sun heats the blood like a hit of vitamins. Needa buy some food and some 'poo for my dreads. Can't remember why but I need a spool of thread
Man with dirty dreads, steps around the comer. He asks me for a dime, a nickel or a quarter. I don't have any change so I'm steppin' along. And as I'm walkin' past he sings to me a song...There's a hole in the bucket dear liza, dear Liza...(repeat)
>>767452208
I have the opposite kind of luck. I have horribly bad luck. Everything that can go wrong eventually does go wrong.
I did once win an iPad 2 which completely shocked me at the time.
>>767454967
>The day is pickin' up cause I'm hummin' his song
>The buses and the people all keep movin' along
>To the shopkeeper I say "was'sup?"
>And I'm thinkin' about the man who's holdin' up the cup
>I pay for all the stuff and get a pocketful of change
>Should I give it to the man's the question in my brain
>What's gonna happen if I give the man a dime?
>I don't wanna pay for anotha brotha's wine
>What's gonna happen if I give the man a quarter?
>Will he find a dealer and try to place an order?
>What's gonna happen if I give the man a nickel
>Will he buy some food or some pork that's been pickled?
>I'm not responsible for the man's depression
>How can I find compassion in the midst of recession?
>How come all these questions keep fuckin' with my head
>And I still can't rememba why I need a spool of thread
>There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza. (repeat)
>>767455273
>He's starin' in my eyes just as I'm walkin' past
>I'm tryin to avoid him cause I know he's gonna ask
>Me about the coinage that is in my pocket
>But I don't know if I should put it in his bucket
>Walk right past him to think about it more
>Back at the crib I'm openin' up the door
>A pocketful of change it don't mean alot to me
>My cup is half full but his is empty
>I put back on my cap and I start headin' back
>I reach into my pocket and I have a heart attack
>Well as I'm diggin' deep I scream "oh no!"
>There's nothin' in the pocket but a great big hole
>While I was busy thinkin' if he would buy smack
>The jingle in my pocket it slipped through the cracks
>No I have no change and it's fuckin' up my head
>But now I know the reason why I had to buy the thread!
>There's a hole in the bucket. Dear Liza. (repeat)
epic win OP. This could be the best day of your life. It's all downhill from here.
>>767452323
Oh, it must mean you're a faggot.
>>767452208
Good onya mate fucking don’t listen to any of the cheetodust no money NEETs giving you shit for the low cash, you are a good bloke for a Yankee cunt mate
>>767452208
>be me
>regular normie
>lose job
>23 y/o at time
>3 weeks later find wallet in parking lot
>$1500 cash and tons of credit cards + ID
>keep it obviously
>at home later, get curious
>look name up on PC
>guy owns tons of car dealerships and is megarich
>idealightbulb.jpg
>make myself look homeless
>don't shower so I smell terrible
>chop hair so it looks like shit and patchy
>grow shit-tier beard
>buy shit-tier bike and fill it with bottles + cans
>go to mans house with bike and garbage bag filled with cans
>hello sir, I think you lost this
>so impressed with me he actually says I can keep the cash
>then offers me a job
>mfw that was 5 years ago
>mfw now I make 80k+ a year in sales and am being groomed to own one of the locations
>mfw now I own a house
a mix of lies and luck but still... Use your brain and make your own luck.
>>767454598
Kekkkerooni
was denied disability w muscle problem,ran out of unemployment bennies,
ate at church & school kitchens,
got coffee from nightministry trucks,
alckies prevail/ed still at these places,lt evenings I walked around the hood,along streets after the bars close,found 2 20$ bills on the sidewalk,another ten that fell into a snowy puddle along street parking spots,30 bucks in a coin purse among household items put in the trash after a tenant moved out,( no IDs or pics,or I;d have got hold of the owner)
alckies do not observe along the streets,most have a place to live ,getting a 50 buck a month allowance from the state,after paying subsidized housing,they blow it on booze then panhandle saying they are homeless.
>>767452208
Had 10 bucks for entertainment budget that month. Antenna is wrecked by recent storm.
Goto thrift store grab 6 dvds for 10 bucks. Goto friends to gloom on their wifi. Find out 1 of the dvds sells for 80 bucks and anotehr sells for 100. Sell both in 3 days. Now got almost 200 bucks.
Buy quarter bag and new antenna.
>>767456147
>dvd for 80 bucks
>dvd for 100 bucks
Wat. These dvd's made of gold or something? What the fuck is going on here
>>767456210
Rare stuff that isn't out on Blu Ray yet.Cult film nerds will pay big money for hard to find cult films on DVD.
>>767453967
My point is that you need to be able to save up money over time so that when shit like this happens it doesn't make you go hungry. If a tire change can fuck up your life this bad, you need to reconsider how you are budgeting your money. Maybe find a cheaper place to stay or a roomate to split the bill. Maybe you shouldn't be using a car right now if you can't afford it's maintenance. I don't know anything about you or how you spend your money, but from the sound of things you could be doing things better.
>>767456361
Still haven't told us what cult films these were and who's paying $100 for a dvd.
>>767452323
Well it is the second most popular number
>>767456581
Same stupid tards that are paying 100 bucks for certain VHS. Or the idiot that payed 50 bucks for a how to play checkers book from the 1930s.
>>767456475
this, tbh
those things like tire changes are not super rare events that happen once in your lifetime. you should make some adjustments.
>>767456475
Not him but here's a good example.
My car was parked when someone drove into the side of it and totaled it, about 3 months ago. I still haven't found a car because my budget is about the same as op. Now, my commute to work went from 40 minutes to 2hours each way just for bussing.
So giving me the advice of "just park your car bruh if you can't afford it when hiccups happen your budgeting isn't good enough" when that means I spend 4 hours on busses each day is bad advice.
>>767457222
What kind of job do you have? Not that anon but 40 minutes is a bit of a commute for a job that makes car insurance an expense you can't afford.
>>767452208
>Some poor faggot just bought me some more groceries
>guy has money to spend on drugs while OP is struggling to buy basic staples
Whatever you have, it ain’t luck.
>>767457806
Not car insirance, I have that. The insurance paid out the value of my car (not much) but even going out and finding another beater requires time (something I have less of with my now 4 hour commute) and there's coats like getting it registered.
My work is with a lab on campus. It's highly related to my degree and is something that can go on my CV. So dropping the job is unlikely at best
>>767453701
Fake and gay.
>>767455758
If true. Good shit my dude
>>767457222
No, it's called adult advice. You're getting too hung up on the specifics on this and judging by your own story I have a feeling I know why. The point being made is that if something as commonplace as a tire blowing out can mean the difference between eating and not eating, then the REAL problem is probably a long series of bad choices and life situations or probably a combination of the two. It's time to man up and start fixing the situation from the ground up and if that means dispensing with a car until he can afford to own, operate, and maintain it then that is what should be done if he wishes to be a functioning adult. Adults sometimes have to make difficult decisions. Sometimes this is of their own making and sometimes life just deals them a shit hand. Fix the situation or don't - this in itself is a choice that must be made.
As for you, your car was totaled 3 months ago and neither the insurance of the person that hit your car nor your own insurance has reimbursed you yet? Oh wait, let me guess.... Again, more choices being made. Seeing a pattern yet?
Knock it off with the 'thats bad advice' schtick until you have some idea of what good advice actually sounds like. 3 months without a car for damages done that weren't your fault implies that you aren't much better at making good decisions than op and should probably refrain from telling others which advice is good or bad.
>>767458448
Not true kek. I really just trick seniors into giving me their retirement cash.
>>767458528
You sound like an entitled asshole. Some people don't have family and friends to help and for them to save up for a car might take them 5 fucking years.
Shut the fuck up with your self righteous crap you son of a rich bitch.
>>767455758
do you ever feel like you're a con artist and a cheat? Do you ever regret it? Do you ever fear being found out as a liar?
>>767458354
Keep hatin kid. Right time and right place to land a sweet ass gig that changed my life after a lifetime of having the shit kicked outta me. Throw in a little hard work to make it all take off. The ex getting slapped around for mouthing off to her asshole bf is just icing on the cake.
>>767458885
Nah, I target one's with memory conditions or Alzheimer's so they either A) Don't remember B) Have family members who think they just forgot it somewhere C) Die before anything can even come close to an investigation.
Can rinse repeat most of them like once every 9-12 months and use disguise just in case.
>>767452208
No not really.
Btw, if you're still living with your parents after 18, you should've been scrambled.
True facts
>>767452208
Once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
>>767452208
No joke i was homeless kinda living in a crackhouse and i scammed walmart for $40 cashback with bounced checks. I go to buy food and the money fell out of my pocket. Cus the shorts i had on had really shallow pockets.
Well 20 was for food the other was for heroin
>>767453701
Internet is srs bsnss
>>767459061
True id like to of been.
Im 25 and instead of working or school i just do heroin. While i wait for my parents to die . But ill probably die before them. Oh well life is chill.
Play vidya watch anime and do drugs all day every day.
>>767454197
>>767459415
where do u get money for drugs? lie to parents? steAL?
>>767452208
Your welcome bro. I do this shit for the inmates picking up garbage from my house. Always leave em a few smokes and joint for the day. Couple cold beers during the summer. The drivers never say a fucking thing
>>767459664
good karma awaits you
>>767458797
How in the blue fuck do you equate making good decisions with entitlement? They are almost entirely polar opposite concepts you sniffling shit. And that is affording you the courtesy of correlating the two ideas at all. I simply cannot fathom what is so broken in your head that prevents the comprehension that bad decisions leads to bad outcome. So fucking what if you don't have family or friends to fall back on? Fuck loads of people don't have those either. My entire family lives on the other side of the goddamn planet. That does not excuse anyone, including me, from seeing that they carry on in life. Life too hard? Fine, then go ahead and check out. But fuck you very much with your boohoo woe is me bitching that life is too hard. And fuck you if you think anyone else is obligated to make your life more comfortable when you choose not to do it for yourself.
>>767459602
I sell acid and weed.
I pay for my own gas phone and get groceries from the pantry. And i gige my parents some money i claim from doing side jobs
>>767459602
>>767459854
Oh and im not as addicted as i once was i probably spend $160 a week on dope and mainly smoke weed. I used to spend 100 everyday on heroin but id steal n shit
>>767459819
because entitled assholes have a hard time understanding how some poor people can spend such a long time being stuck poor....BECAUSE FOR PEOPLE WITH NO HELP IT TAKES YEARS SOMETIMES JUST TO FIX ONE PROBLEM LIKE GETTING A NEW CAR YOU FUCKHEAD dumbfuck, but for people who get help from family and friends it's hard for them to imagine how that's possible.
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DON'T HAVE A SINGLE FUCKING FRIEND WHO HELPS THEM BITCH AND ALL THEIR MONEY GOES ON BASIC NECESSITIES LIKE RENT AND ELECTRICity so get the fuck outta here with your righteousness bullshit...
Most poeple without a college education can't even find anything close to a job that will be able to afford them all their needs at least to live in decent comfort, so fuck off with your stupid unrealistic bullshit.
>>767459819
who doesn't know that bad decisions lead to bad outcomes you dumb turd? Like people that made some bad decisions when they were young and stupid all know that, but sometimes some mistakes you still have to pay for 5 years down the road.
Who doesn't know that bad decisions lead to bad consequences you turd muffin?
There are people who take xanax thinking it's just a pill that relaxes them and they take 2 or 3 and they black out. BOOM. they kill 2 people crossing the street and their life is ruined. Bam, out of ignorance.
So how do you fix that with some good decisions and money management dumbfuck? HUH?
>>767459854
You sell acid and weed to use heroin. Oh OK, you're a degenerate.
And all that talk about people who do acid are "enlightened" and wouldn't ever touch hard drugs.
Yeah, maybe you should take a hero dose and cleanse your mind dude.
With heroin you're only killing your parents' spirit as they watch you wither from that poison. Look in their eyes and see the pain you're causing them and really feel it and it'll cause you to want to change, if you still have any remnants of your soul left.
I did heroin for 3 years bro. Am clean now thanks to suboxone. You can get suboxone free, it's an opiate as well, and it's enough to be comfortable yet function. Yet heroin completely demoralizes you, and the physical side effects are horrible but the mental side effects turn you into a complete emotionless zombie and rid you of all your love and humanity for even the closest of people...make a plan to quit or it will kill you or prison. That's the end with heroin, 2 ways, prison or death.
>>767457812
OP didn't need staples he needed food you retard.
>>767459934
Dude 160 a week on dope is still a pretty hardcore addiction especially if you shoot it.
At my worst I'd spend 80 dollars a day for 2 months staright for heroin and I'd smoke it so it goes by fast....a gram a day smoking...but i quit man, i couldn't stand seeing my own father seemed exhausted and disappointed in me. I just couldn't do it anymore.
>>767457812
the stoner lost it cuz he was smoked the fuck out, not because he has a lot of money.
Stoners tend to be very broke.
>I work at a shit pc repair shop.
>boss is a greedy fuck who lives large and silver spoons his kid.
> doesn't offer bonuses, give raises or insurance to employees.
>customers are all rich dumb fucks
>I tell some customers their year old computers are dead, they buy new ones.
>I keep or sell newer Pc's on the side.
>more money in my pocket.
>>767452208
When it comes that you shop with your *last ten bucks* - kill yourself.
>>767452281
Are your enemies specifically vulcanologists? Otherwise this is highly unlikely.
>>767460395
so you're a scumbag because you think others are scumbags just because they have more money than you? Most of your customers I'm sure provide a great service to society in their jobs, yet what do you do? You like and scam people.
How exactly are you better than your boss then?
>>767459664
I wanna start doing stuff like this, but I don’t know how to approach it.
>>767452208
Well I didn't find it in a parking lot.... but I did just inherit around 6 million dollars because my mother in law died.
>>767460804
You buy an old lady in line a coffee, just do something nice wherever you are. Some old lady in a line buying coffee, pay for her, throw in a few dollar tip, make people's day bro.
I try to do something like that every once in a while and it makes you feel amazing. It feels really good to help others even if it's just making their day a little better.
>>767461052
wow, can you send me 10 dollars to my PayPal since you're so rich? Congrats, I'm proud of you son.
>>767459947
Kek, you kids are just too damn easy. You get so enraged at the mere suggestion that work and effort need to be made to improve ones own life. Sport cars do not accelerate as fast as your kind jump to gaslighting, assumption, false equivalency, and ad hom. Hell, you even threw in the bonus caps lock sentences just to show me you really mean business. Yes, it takes time and effort to improve one's lot in life. It takes interest and a drive to do so. Sometimes it even takes someone telling you that it's your own fuckin fault that you don't have a car for 3 months because you chose to use it without automotive insurance and it got totaled by some other asshole with no insurance.
>>767460062
Well for starters maybe don't put fucking chemicals that you are ignorant about into your body. Maybe put in some fucking effort and ask the doctor that prescribed it to you what effects it will have on you. Maybe stop using ignorance as a crutch to see you through life and as a means of trying to escape responsibility. Maybe don't try to make people feel sorry for the piece of shit that ruined their own life by ignorantly blacking out and killing two pedestrians. Sounds to me like it's the pedestrians that got the shit end of the stick in that deal and if anyone is deserving of sympathy it is their surviving family members.
>>767452208
>SO.o...HE was behind of it..
>>767461361
This guy gets it.
I've noticed people who have "chronic bad luck" are also coincidentally generally unmotivated and lazy and resistant to solutions that don't involve a support network solving their problems for them.
I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt for the most part. The universe gives unfair blessings to some people, so it must also just occasionally shit on others, right? But usually when someone is complaining that they can't seem to catch a break, it's code phrase for "Getting high and sitting on my couch for 16 hours is my top priority." It's not necessarily a guarantee, but it's a huge red flag.
>>767453701
>>767456475
lol it sounds like the only head you got was an avacado brain with toast, with a side of "pull it out of your ass and thats how you can afford it".
>>767456475
Like I said man I had some hiccups.
>Brother dies
>Go into deep depression
>Start drinking a lot
>Get into a drunken brawl that leaves one guy in the hospital
>Do eight months behind bars
>Clean myself up and get a job
>Hook up with a girl
>Girl ends up being a THOT and comes to my workplace and gets violent with the secretary at the entrance for not letting her through
>Proceeds to get my ass fired for her being a crazy bitch
>Struggle to find a job
>End up working at a dead end job for half the pay I had just so I could get by
>Working paycheck to paycheck while I seek out employment that will leave me enough money to save
I never said I wasn't where I am because of my poor decisions. Its just hard to climb out of the debt hole that this shit leaves you in. I haven't given up and am trying hard to improve things so that I can better my future.
>>767452208
>be me
>sadistic fucking psychopath
>feel like killing again
>go to walmart
>cut a fuckload of fentanyl into a splif and wrap it in some 20's
>drop it in the ground outside the grocery entrance for some fag to find
>hang out in the middle of row 2 to see my plan come to fruition
>see this 30 year old 350+ lb neckbeard come out, outfitted with a fedora, katana sheathed across his back, and crocs
>fatty sees the joint and starts waddling over
>car alarms start going off from the tectonics of his movement
>finally arrives after the half hour it took for him too move 17 feet
>wheezing as he bends down, nearly dropping his shopping bags
>just as fatty picks it up, the katana obeys the laws of gravity and slides out, knocking his fedora off
>faggot falls forward and looks like he's about to cry
>after about 10 minutes, he's able to roll his fat ass over to a bench where he struggles to his feet
>waddles back to the grand caravan that he borrowed from his mom, eyeing the doobie clenched in his sweaty meaty ham fist
>drives out of the parking lot, suspension creaking the whole way
I bet that fag can't even afford canned beans.
>>767460541
shut up faggot
>>767461840
Not the same poster, faggot. Leave me out of it.
>>767453701
You’d like that, don’t you ? When in reality you’re a mixed shitskin spic abomination thinking white privilege is a thing and blaming your failure of a life on it while munching the Cheetos you get from food stamps
>>767460395
op here. I guess i should have added I do offer to repair the computers but they think buying a new one is a better option. I don't just con them. a simple new hard drive would solve the problem so I Frankenstein it and make a working laptop.
>>767460521
>2018
>not having vulcanologist archnemeses
Why even live
>>767452269
Wish I had a bro to fuck.
>>767463175
ASL?
>>767462273
Topkek
Dafuq even? Im white you dumb cock. thats how I get the white privilege. that was the fucking joke you retarded nigger. I was making fun of all the spics and niggers that say i only get shit because im white. why i even have to mansplain this?
>>767452647
Should have tossed a used one on it for a few weeks maing
>>767461141
>You buy an old lady in line a coffee, just show off you're rich wherever you are. Some old lady in a line buying coffee, pay for her, throw in a few hundred dollar tip, buy the fucking store bro.
>I try to do something like that every once in a while and it makes you feel amazing. It feels really good to show off to others even if it's just throwing money around like it's nothing.
>>767461361
by your logic it's the pedestrians' fault for not paying attention and not being rich enough to be in a car and not crossing the street by foot. They should have worked harder HURR DURR.
I'm sure your kids will be perfect and won't make mistakes kek.
>>767452208
No I go to Walmart and lose my last joint and 40$ to get glasses so I now I don't have a job since I can't see and I don't have the last of my weed so I'm gonna go shove Listerine and rubbing alcohol up my ass till I die
>>767452349
One time I had 10$ of quarters for laundry and gas for my car but I got to the laundromat as my car ran out of gas and I found out I lost the quarters. I had to walk home in dirty clothes and when I came back with some gas my car was gone
>>767460208
>sta·ple2
ˈstāpəl/Submit
noun
plural noun: staples
1.
a main or important element of something, especially of a diet.
"bread, milk, and other staples"
a main item of trade or production.
"rubber became the staple of the Malayan economy
>>767453615
Dude 50$ is a fortune to me. I don't eat anymore since it's too expensive. All my clothes have holes. My glasses are broken. My car just blew two tires and the other two are wrecked with dry rot. Can't work. Down to my last can of dollar store meat spread and ghetto bread (just flour, salt, baking powder, and some ground up herbs I found in the woods that tasted sorta like celery) my shoes are held together with tape and no more gas in the house, no electricity or water I've been getting rainwater. Fucking bills and debt from doctor visits (I throw up every day and I'm shitting pure liquid yellow stomach acid)
>>767453701
>1200 thread count sheets
Truly Anon you live like the finest of kings
>>767464933
Congratulations for simultaneously making the most transparent strawman and false equivalency as well as the most idiotic statement likely to be posted to the entire internet today. You have well and truly demonstrated that you are dumber than dogshit and possess entirely substandard reasoning skills.
>Hurr durr rich people never walk or cross streets and so never risk getting hit by cars
Absolute bell end
>>767455758
Fuckin bawler moves anon. Way to reaallyy stretch out the image of being a selfless altruist.
>tfw you’re not trained in the art of finessing yourself into a job.
>>767465758
Hey man when you grow up as a poor even small shit like being able to buy nice sheets is winning. dont take my winning away from me!
>>767455065
My life can be smed up as such
>Be in scouts
>Cake raffle
>Put all 10 tickets into bowl with like 20 tickets in it
>Other kid puts one ticket into every bowl (15 bowls total)
>I don't win the cake
>Other kid does
>Other kid also wins 8 other cakes with cosmically bizarre odds
>Parents feel bad and buy a cake on the way home
>Get sick from pasta dinner at the event
>Sick for two days
>No one else gets sick
>can't eat cake parents bought for me
>Cake goes stale
I'm gonna go cry now bye guys
>>767465681
That's quite the predicament you've gotten yourself in.
How did you manage that and why do you still have internet?
>>767455758
I forgot anon, some additional background info,
Do you have/need a college degree for this job?
And fuck the hair part. Id commit too but I’d rather just wear a bald cap and chop up the hair on a wig.
>>767456210
>>767456361
Aka anon fond some hardcore snuff films that he sold on the deepweb to shady strangers
Gj anon.
>>767459819
>Make good decision
>Life shits on you anyway
>Make bad decision
>Life pukes on you
>Make no decision
>Life jizzes up your nose
Tell me good sir how do I not have life spray me with bodily fluids
>>767465681
How are you still interneting and how are you sick mat?
https://youtu.be/kbftLWeaRMQ
https://youtu.be/IMxciOsAoPY
>>767466468
You don't, just bottle up the jizz 'n shit and sell that
>>767465831
That's your logic. Nice job skipping that part dumb turd muffin.
>Found a hundred outside a movie theater
yeah, life sometimes gives you things you don't deserve.
but it also takes.
so it all evens out.
>>767461141
>You buy an old lady in line a coffee
Did this once. She thought I was pervert creep trying to have sex with her. And yes this was an OLD LADY and she thought my 23 year old self was trying to sex her. Now I don't do nice things for people. The last straw was buying a soda for a customer because we didn't have the soda she wanted after we said we did. I stopped by the store and paid for it myself.
She pretended she paid for the food with a card and pretended to call and give her number. I got back to the restaurant and she didn't call. Went back to a dark house and no one answered. Well I was out 100$ for that order plus 1.50 for that soda. Fucking people I'll burn them all in their sleep one day ill rape their faces with lava
>>767466468
I was just about to type up some (hopefully) helpful and insightful response but honestly >>767466644 summed it up perfectly. This anon truly gets it. Sometimes shit is just going to be rough. But what matters is what you do in course afterward. And after some time practicing then you work on having contingency plans in advance of the bad shit happening.
>>767466880
Bro the last 50 something old lady I paid for, walked by me silently after I paid and whispered, thank you so much, and I said I like doing something good for people every once in a while, it just feels good and makes people day's a bit better too, so it's a win-win. And she was like yeah, and smiled.
You just accidentally hit a psycho bitch who probably felt bad about it later but she's still a psycho bitch.
The funny thing though is for this lady I didn't actually pay for her, I said I'll cover the next person's coffee which was a mom with her daughter, and this older lady was already paying for her's and she thought it was for her and she had a gift card, but she took it anyway, so i was like okay, guess it doesn't matter lol.
Just do it a few more times and see if you hit some nicer people brother. I bet you will. Some people are truly shit and there's just true evil out there as well, so no surprise about that.
>Last year
>Middle of semester
>Broke as fuck
>Use the last of my money on gas for school
>No food left
>Don't get paid for another few days
>Walking to class
>$20 sitting there on the ground
>Look around for someone who might have dropped it
>Nobody else around
>Mine now nigga
Luck is cool sometimes
>>767466880
Fuck that bitch. That pizza bitch was probably a junkie so she would've done that to anyone so don't take it personally bro.
Love ya man. Fuck the shitties, it just gives us more reason to be good to good people and those few good ones to stay close to and cherish each other.
>>767466174
I charge my phone at my friend's house. Also shower here sometimes
>>767466613
Don't know what it is. Doctors can't figure it out. 3 doctors and they don't know shit. The lasy one wants me to go to a specialist halfway across the country but unless I win the lotto or come across a dead Batman in an alley I'm fucked. It's not so bad I'm used to throwing up now. I Get up, drink some water. Puke it right up to feel better and get on with my day ill usually throw up again later but sometimes I don't. It's really easy to puke now though.
>>767467185
so it's something with your stomach or intestines? I hope you're gonna be all right bro. Maybe when the symptoms get a bit worse they'll know what it is?
What do you think it is?
Don't you have a free doctor? Just try going to another doctor? what do you think?
>Out of money
>Anon we need a nightwatchman for 3 days you get 100$ an hour since it's short notice
>Mfw I made a months worth of income watching tv, studying and smoking weed
>>767467185
so what are your plans? planning to do something drastic for money or to just give up and that's it?
Social health services are exactly for people like you, why are they not helping you ?
>>767467295
nightwatchman for what?
>>767466742
It's not, not even remotely. That was just some retarded shit you said because that's how you choose to interpret what I said. Or probably more precisely it is the best interpretation of what I said that you can manage. I did not, in fact, skip it but rather informed you that you fail completely at comprehension. Again, more substandard reasoning. I truly hope your mother cries in shame everytime she remembers making her decision to not abort you.
>>767467333
Parking garage at some fancy appartment had a broken gate. Had to manually open the gate for cars between 12 and 7.
>>767452208
>something to take the edge off
Maybe you wouldn't be poor if you didn't spend all your cash on drugs, you goddamn hippie.
>>767452208
The Ganja God giveith
Enjoy Good Son.
>>767452208
>beans and rice on ten bucks
What shitty commie state do you live in nigger?
$10 gets you rice, a sack of potatoes, a head of cabbage and either some beef or chicken. Maybe even the beans too if you shop cheap
>>767466742
Doesn't seem like his logic.
A tree falls on you and breaks your leg, may not be your fault, but it's on you to improve your life from there.
>>767452438
>implying unemployed people don’t have time to spend on the internet
>implying they might not be also looking for a job
>implying you can get a decent job without having an internet connection
Funny how people tend to look down and marginalize people poorer than them. It seems to me that by comparing their elevated financial situation to those less fortunate they improve their feeling of status. If you have to measure your own succes in comparisson to other peoples lack off- it makes you someone that is insecure and unhappy.
>>767453967
Yup. Been there. At 40 i finally am learning to invest and budget properly. And damn does it feal good to have a shitty day at work and go grab a 6 pack without checking my account.
>>767467367
my mother would never consider abortion as she is a true believer and it's out of the question for her because she isn't a slut and has morals
>>767467410
wow, i'd love to do that for the rest of my life for that kind of money
>>767467693
well if you were truly wise and provisionary you would've heard the tree branches creaking and walked around it, no?
Same as his situation, if you see a speeding car approaching a crosswalk, you DONT WALK INTO IT hoping it stops but just wait for it to pass just in case.
>>767454967
YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! I hope a loaded train T bones yiur ass and you die slow..
>>767455065
>murphys law
>>767467257
Don't know. It started when I lost weight. Weighed 300 lbs and dropped 130 lbs in a year through hard work but it almost killed me I felt like shit. Gained it back but the shits and puking stayed. And no even the clinic doctor visit cost 200$ from a test they did
>>767459819
I bet you are a white male and I bet you're going to lie and say you are not one.
>>767468649
yeah, there's certain mental stability and comfort in that, just knowing that you're okay for a while
>>767461361
That's not what happened, your reading comprehension fucking sucks.
>>767455758
You absolute madman
>>767467310
I don't qualify. Ive been trying to get a little extra cash but I still have a job even though I technically do half of it now that my cars busted I can't deliver I just do all the other work to make up for it. If I didn't have a job it might be easier but faggots on here would just call me lazy for it. I'd make about 300$ more a month on SS but with medical bills and other expenses that have backed up it won't help. I'm just gonna keep trying until I snap and go stab a bunch of people in a blind insane rage or I'm still hoping I find a bag of money and drugs in the woods or come across some hidden treasures. Those are about the likeliest things to help me at this point.
>>767467693
What about when trees start falling from the sky on a daily basis and they somehow always hit you in the Dick every time. How do you improve life then?
>>767466644
Jizzus? Is it really you?
>>767452208
this one time when i was 14 i went to walmart with my mom and i felt sick so i sat down near the entrance and my mom went grocery shopping. this weird old lady sat next to me and started talking about how she was fucked when she was 9 and how instead of having parents she had sex partners. I listened to her pity story and then she gave me a couple grams of pot. Shit was weird, I was really sus of the weed but I smoked it anyway and it was really good.
>>767468877
You did not reference which portion of my post you were addressing. Here, I'll make it easy for you, pick one:
>car totaled and not replaced for 3 months
Insurance would cover this, if not the at fault driver's then your own. Conclusion - driving without insurance, or at best with only basic fault coverage. Feel free to refute if otherwise. If there is insurance coverage, then why has it not replaced the vehicle?
>Retarded Xanax story (probably fake anyway)
I only pointed out that the dipshit driving was the piece of shit and not the victim.
>>767452471
lol you're fuckin delusional, that nigger saw you pick up a 20 dollar bill and got angry because he didn't find it first and lied to you to get the money.
Retard
>>767452208
>This is the kind of luck that I don't really deserve but am more than happy to get
>finding dankerino weed kushkush to smoke and sit around lazily so you can keep being a poor worthless peasant that will never amount to anything.
Yeah, what luck.
>>767469730
kek, weed really is for fuckin losers tho
>>767452362
>Both of them was already rolled up with smoke
>both of them was already rolled
>both of them
>Was
>WAS
Could you be more of a nigger there draymond?
>>767468793
How is my ethnic background relevant? Are you about to whip out the 'poor oppressed minorities' crutch in a vain attempt at demonization me because you lack the competency to actually address the point being made? Go ahead and do it. Bring race into the mix here. By doing so you yourself are saying that anyone who is not white is incapable of making good decisions in life and that they are otherwise unable to cope as functionally responsible adults. Please go right ahead and tell us all how little you actually regard anyone non-white that you think them inherently unable to succeed in life without being afforded special considerations and dispensations. Remember now that you have no idea what my personal history or experiences have been but that you still want to open this door. Realize how weak and scripted it will make your argument and that by even attempting it you conscript your very ideology to ridicule and dismissal. Remember that at no time did I call race, religion, or arching ideology into question, and that you brought identity politics into it.
Yes, I am primarily of caucasoid decent, but with a fair amount of mixture. Now go ahead and enlighten us all on how you consider the non-whites inferior through your racial lens of lowered expectation. Do it, you fucking racist.
>>767459819
Here's a fuck you from an employed, middle-aged dude makin a good buck.
Your tone and lack of empathy/perspective earned that fuck you.
Use it wisely.
>>767460460
Your face when you're down to your last ten bucks.
>>767461361
And I thought millennials were the fingerpointers. Looky you.
>>767470452
Ok. And? As an adult that is able to carry on in life successfully without the need to paint myself as a victim at every unfortunate event do you really think I'm even going to bristle at your condemnation? Do you so egotistically believe that by evoking your fiscal stature that your condemnation carries more weight? Such hubris.
>>767467647
Holy fuck nuggets you're retarded here a one lb chicken breast costs 12$ and that's the cheap shit what poop fumes are you sniffing
>>767469793
Says the dope shooting, binge drinking, crack whore
>>767462273
Another genius who thinks his lack of melanin makes him special. Bet you have "your own" opinions on Jews, and libtards too, dontcha? You are an Individual, you are. Nobody tells you.
>>767465229
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
>>767456361
The fuck anon. I need a list. Whats boondock saints go for?
>>767470970
Finger pointing at what, exactly? I'm not the one that brought up the examples, nor did I change the context. I merely reject the notion that in either example given that the individuals making shitty choices then get to parade themselves as victims of happenstance or misfortune. In both instances it was their own piss poor decisions that landed them where they were.
>>767471191
I choose to put no illegal substance in my body actually, loser pothead. Go get high and watch Rick and Morty, loser.
>>767452208
Great thread OP.
Since its second year pople have bitched that /b wasn't as good as it used to be.
This is the kind of thread I liked about /b, before the Ruskiebots took over.
>>767459415
Dude. That sounds horrible. Get your shit together and get clean bro
>>767459754
As somepne who used to work 16 hour days in the heat i agree.
Notging like anon showing up around lunch time with a bunch of gatoraide or a cold beer
>>767460395
Ever find fun shit on hard drives?
>>767460804
>buy bigass heavy dresser
>delivery bros show up and move shit
>"anon you guys want a cold beer or two?"
>or
>here's $40. Lunch is on me boys.
>>767461052
Bullshit.
And if not you need to immediatly hide that shit while you study personal finance and investing. Easily turn that 6 into hundreds if millions.
Why settle for 6mill when you can make 6mill a year?
>>767461141
Anon, the world needs more people like you. Truly hope you have a good life man.
>>767462873
Underated post
>>767465229
Dude that ducking sucks all the worlds collective asses.
Animals to
>>767466101
This.
I would just be content finding the scrap metal and axle to build my monster mower.
Laugh all u fuckers wantm. I will be laughing even harder, beer in hand, driving it across the lake. Dude on youtube has one called gravedigger. Another guy cuts donuts in a pont in one. I'm going to cheat a little and hide some foam around it so i dont fucking drown myself in our 4 food deep mudhole we call a lake.
>>767466101
And 7th try is a charm
Fuck u 4chan
>>767466138
Fuck around anon
>>767467520
I GOT THE GANJA GOD GIFT TODAY
>>767452208
Yessir but i dont call it luck. I give 10% of earnings to the needy and sowing and reaping is a thing. People like to mislabel it as Karma but thats not accurate. Recently bought a used car as-is. 2 weeks later the engine light came on and the problem was a timing chain which is a costly expense. At first i stressed about it, then i gave it God and prayed about it and even to the service manager's surprise, the car dealer is going to cover 100% of the cost of the repair. Would have been over $4k.
>>767452208
nice man, enjoy the joint and extra foods
>>767452208
Eh. I was walking to a friends, cut across a CVS parking lot. Night. First thought wrappers. Second glance. Wad of cash. About $135. Finders keepers. If I saw a poor, elderly lady drop a $20, I’d probably make her aware of it. A spoiled college brat in $400 of gear? Dinner on him. Case by case basis.
>>767466101
It seems like for richfags buying poorfag stuffs is losing but buying richfag stuffs as a richfag is just like not winning. I don't know why god would make it that way, he is just an asshole.
>>767466468
I find that all sucessful and seemingly happy people are always positive.
You gotta cuck life anon. Don't let life cuck you.
Yesterday my truck broke down. Felt a neckbeard tantrum coming on. Descide to walk a bit and calm down. Find a few wildflowers and take a mental note. About to call for a ride and randomly run into my father. My stupid ass forgot to try and jump the solenoid. Cranks but no start. 10 minutes of dicking around i notice my radio wont turn on. Hrmmm.... ignition wire just came unhooked in the ignition. Rigged a hot wire to it till the weekend when i can fix it properly. Get to bullshit with dad some. Brownie points with the mrs because flowers.
Had i went full autist and called for a ride i wouldn't have seen the flowers, caught my dad at that intersection, and had a really shitty next 2 days cussing at it alone after dragging it 6 miles with a chain.
There is ALWAYS a silver lining or a lesson. No exceptions. My best friend an hero. I now know what depression and suicidal thoughts can do to a person. While i wouldn't wish this hell on anybody i do understand it now. I may be able to help someone. Even 1 person males it worth it. If i can't be happy then maybe i can make others happy.
This lead me to find all of those generally happy peoole in my life. You know the kind. Everyone loves them. Well, as i soent more time with them i realised that they were all the most saddest and depressed people i knew. They know what it is like to feel worthless and so they don't let anyone around them feel that way.
As i sit one of those people, the best people, i heard he has been found a few times recently passed out in his car. Anons all think he has a drinking problem. He doesnt have a drinking problem. That amazing bro needs help. That exact same shit happen to my bro that an hero. We all just laughed it off and gave him shit for it.
It's comforting to know that I may be able to help.
>>767468785
So what diet pills did you abuse and now have a life threatening illness from?
Hydroxycut?
>>767473993
Yah i dunno man thats one answer I aint got. for years it just seemed like life kept punching me in the dick and all I could do was keep working to keep my head above water. after trying and trying it finally worked and then all I wanted were simple things that I thought would be nice. like soft sheets. or my own espresso machine. or living somewhere that didnt smell like cat piss. I make good money now maybe even more than I really need for what I am used to living like. way I see it is it's up to me to call it winning or losing. maybe I don't need a proverbial gold toilet bowl to take a shit in but sometimes it's kinda nice to think that I could get one. Know what i mean? I really like my sheets.
One time me and a friend found, probably round about a half ounce of weed in a glass jar, inside a crown royal bag in a bush. Pretty fucking good day if you ask me.
>>767468817
Yup.
Hard to save when you grow up living out of the gas station and spending every dime on beer or hotrods.
I think we are buying our second rental house this week. I made such a phenomenal shit that i may be retired in a few years.
Buy shithole, fix it up, rent it out, keep every dime for repairs and upgrades. Essentially break even with another full time job. After a bit have enough profits and equity for a down payment on another. Now do it twice as fast. Over and over.
Learn asset protection and pro does and donts as we go.
Even if i dont see a dime for 10 years idgaf. I am paying 20 morgages simultainiously at that point.
thats mine give it back
>>767469162
Nah man. I was laid up for a yeah and a half. Well over 150k hospital bills. Paid off now and make 40k fucking off most of the time.
Dont let it get you down bro. One foot in front of the other man.
>>767469218
Use one to male a codpiece.
Googled codpiece.
Was not dissapointed.
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/codpiece/4005-49255/
>>767452208
Found a $20 outside of a K-mart 25ish years ago.
>>767471800
Weed > beer.
And tgis is comming from a dtunkard that doesnt smoke
>>767472206
Liberal shitlord
>>767453701
>Faggot says hes not a dumbshit
>Fuck you dumbshit
>Unplugs the computer
>Get yourself a job jim carrey
>>767472206
>Since its second year pople have bitched that /b wasn't as good as it used to be.
Welcome newfag.
>>767473895
Damn anon. Gg
>>767475622
No u
>>767476175
>been here since the beginning
>newfag
pick one
