Can we get a incest/first sexual experience thread going?
>be me
>in right around 7 or 8 with my sister being 3 years older than me
>some night she decided to have a friend come over to spend the night
Continue?
>>767444459
no thanks
>>767444459
Incest is a bore but I’ll take more of those amazing tits you posted
Anyone have that one green of the guy who was fucked by his brother as a kid and eventually worshipped his dick and he still got fucked by his brother in college
Also have a random green
>>767444459
You gave us next to nothing. Just a basic premise. You need to write a full post to get your reader hooked
>>767445236
/thread
>>767444459
Write your story out and you might, just might, get people wanting to actually keep this thread alive
>>767445206
Fucking pleb.... what kinda potato resolution is this.
>>767445322
I don't make the caps, I just save them
>>767444459
>So, I found who was behind of it...
>>767444459
i mean... continue what? there is nothing there dude
>went on cruise
>wore doctor who shirt
>thicc girl with blue hair notices
>tells me she loves doctor who
>we talk about doctor who for 20 minutes
>go to front of boat
>dark as absolute fuck
>get handjob
>wind blowing her hair in her face because front of cruise ship
>tell her to move her head down so the wind won't blow it in her face
>rolls her eyes and gives blowjob
>cum in her mouth
>eat her out after
>make out in the elevator
>press the top floor and bottom floor buttons over and over to keep making out in elevator
>was last night of cruise so no more blowjobs
Was my first sexual experience
>>767445536
Doctor Who got you laid
bump
>>767445071
thats actually a trap with porcelain and sillicon molded around him. hence the curtain covering his dick
not trolling, ur gay now
>>767446130
kek
>be me
>20 yo
>kissless virgin
the end
>>767445390
>I just save them
oh yea? how many you got?
I have 4 younger sisters, we are pretty a close family. I had to help them bathe/shower a lot when they were younger. So I got to touch them a lot but didnt molest them or do anything bad/sexual with them, but it was still pretty fun(for lack of a better word).
>>767445322
Mobile fag, reload the page and open in new tab
>be me
>no sisters, no femcousins
>oversized fat kissless virgin basementdweller
>almost as fat as my mom
>almost as ugly as my aunts
>have a porn calendar in my room, mom doesn't complain
>envy college guys who at least CAN TALK to a woman
>watch all those incest threads
>start posting fake stories about barely reasonable incests
>self-promote my fake news with usual samefagging™: "moar" "plz cont" etc
>fags appreciate and even claim to have fapped to my fake stories
>fags ask MOAR and MOAR
>end college still kissless virgin
>got a job
>accept coffee from female coworker
>tell her I own house, car, and even a small cottage
>suddenly she's interested in me
>fast forward one year, got on first base
>marry her, still virgin
>a few weeks later she's pregnant (OMG I DID IT!! my PENIS actually WORKS!!) and quits job
>and I'm still here creating shittier and shittier fake incest stories, as if my pleasure was someone discovering my ginormous faggotry
>will continue until wife eventually finds out what I'm doing in incognito mode
>>767444459
Not OP, but found in another thread
>767444998
>be me
>I'm around 8 or 9 (couldn't remember)
>I have an older sister 3 years older than me, she just getting into masturbateson and other sex stuff
>I don't have any idea about sex
>one night she has a friend spend the night
>being kinda poor we're all in one room on a big bed
>we watch some cartoons or other tv when my sisters friend (lets call her Sam) starts to whisper to my sister (and lets call her jasmam/jas)
>little potato me not paying any attention to the girls while I'm watching whatevers on they decided to use me
>so later in the night its time for bed
>the lights go out and I try and sleep on the bed next to the wall
>after some time Sam woke me up, both girls are in big t-shirts and nothing else
>Sam leans towards me and kisses me
>not the "cute peck" kiss but full on French kiss
>"we will keep a secret if you will" Sam said while pulling up her shirt
>I just nodded my head
Continue?
>>767446824
Basically, OP is either same person, or huge faggot
>>767446824
Here, finished it for ya OP, ya faggot
>Sam spread her legs apart and jas went in to start eating her out
>"this is how grownups kiss" Sam said while holding Jasmine's head to her crotch
>"wanna try"
>again I just shake my head
>jas moves so I can start, all that's in front of me was this beautiful tight slit with puffy lips
>(god I wish I could just go back to that point and just Fuck them both till the sun comes up)
>but with me being the potato 8-9 year old me I thought I would just kiss her down there
>she told me to use my tongue like before
>Jas crawls up to Sam and starts to mount her
>with that going on I can feel my first boner from my little thing, but the adrenaline kept me focused on her pussy
>so I started to lick her, over and over... Kinda like a dog, but when I started to see her leak I asked her what that was
>she told me that it was a sign that she was feeling good and that I needed to lick harder
>I went in and started to really eat her out then, i was thinking that my tongue went in her mouth the first time we kissed so thats what I needed to do now
>so after burying my face in her smooth pussy, only to come up to get some air just to go back down to eat her some more
>this kept going until I could hear her moan and it felt like she was sucking on my tongue with her pussy
>half way through jas got off and started to finger herself while watching us
>potato 8-9year old me kinda got lost when the hole I was licking and sucking on start to suck on my so I got up
>Sam was slightly twitching while jas was still playing with herself
>"ok anon,thanks for the "kiss" but remember to keep this a secret"
>no problem
>and after that we all went to bed
I'm still kinda mad that I never got the succ that night but afterwards jas made me eat her out from time to time
To this day I still think of that night and get mad because of no succ
>>767446824
I still don't know why so many FAGGOTS love to write neverending "cont?cont?cont?" fake stories on their shitty iphones here.
Some advice for you:
> be brief: no more than two dozen lines
> be coherent: no shitloads of useless details
> be interesting: no unreasonable claims, no ramblings, no fagspeech
> don't beg for feedback
> separate important paragraphs with a blank line
> proofread before sending: loudly say "I don't give a shit" every line
> proofread before sending: loudly say "cool story bro" every line
> proofread before sending; don't awake grammarnazis
> don't be a faggot: always add some "pic related", many bonus points for OC
> final check: does your story comply with the 5W rule? "who, where, when, what, why?"
>>767446992
I just copy and pasted from other thread. This isnt my story.
>>767446992
idk i enjoy the column saga just for the random shitloads of useless details and rambling
>>767447162
This
Read it at tinyurl /columnswildride
biompp
>>767445536
age?
>>767446130
you seem to assume that the dick doesn't make it cuter
protip: it does
My sister sends me nudes a lot, we facetime masturbate with eachother.
Pic related. It's her.
morreee
>>767447566
ye, thats why he tried to hide it
>>767447732
How did that happen?
>>767444459
so is this incest or first sex? they aren't the same thing usually
>>767448686
>not having your first sex be incest
>>767447732
proof
show pic of you and her together.
>>767446992
>gives advice
>It's all bad
Listen, I'll agree with you that purple prose is bad and that proofreading is important, but I enjoy a good story. Two dozen lines is barely anything, certainly not enough for anything more than a quick gloss over of the 5Ws
telling my story again to bump
>Be 16, sister 19
>Sis tells me that taking turns in the bathroom was getting annoying because she often had to wait for me to be done.
>She suggests that we are both adults, and we could share the bathroom.
>I say I’m not sure that would work well because I didn't want to have to be dressed while getting ready in the bathroom.
>She tells me she didn't think it would be a problem if we saw each other naked if we were both mature about it.
>I tried to call her bluff saying that she wouldn't dare let me see her naked, so she pulled her t-shirt off right there in front of me.
>She wasn't wearing a bra underneath, was in just her panties.
>holyshit.jpg
>I start getting a visible boner in my pants
>I run away, sis laughs behind my back.
>We continue on with our lives, never answer her offer cuz I’m a pussy
No stories unfortunately just the time I got brave enough to take this of my sister
bump, anyone got any more?
>>767451083
Before rehab then.