Alright /b/, two truths and a lie.
1. I've broken my neck.
2. I've been electrocuted.
3. I'm banned from Petsmart.
GO!
>4. you're not a faggot.
found the lie.
>>767439717
no, that's true.
1. I'm tongue tied
2. I'm a girl
3. I've been to a foreign country
1. ive fucked a mom
2. ive fucked a dad
3. ive fucked a mom and a dad at the same time.
>>767439642
1.
>>767440107
2.
There are no girls on the internet, it's a rule.
>>767440223
Fuck, I read that backwards, as two lies and a truth.
>>767440223
Well you're wrong unfortunately
>>767440314
Tits with timestamp or you're lying
Given that you're still alive, you can't have been electrocuted. Too easy.
if you were electrocuted that means you were killed by electricity so thats the lie
electric+execution=electrocution
1. I'm underage.
2. I go to glory holes every weekend.
3. I have gotten paid to draw porn of Flowey from Undertale impaling the girl through her pussy.
also check'm
>>767439642
1. I fucked my sister in law
2. Im schizophren
3. Im a drug addict
>>767440687
2 nobody does that
>>767440687
2 is a lie
1) I'm a multimillionaire
2) I'm married to a fashion model with a Masters degree in Physics
3) I drive a Lamborghini
>>767441124
3 lambos are for fags
>>767440506
Op here. I guess I wasn't electrocuted then, as I only blacked out and came to later.
1. I have slept for 14 hours today
2. I am about to be evicted by my parents
3. i am a converted Muslim
>>767441310
3 even the muslims dont want to be muslims
>>767439642
1. I've killed 2 people
2. I've raped 3 woman
3. I hate my entire family
>>767441159
Correct
I drive this.
>>767441420
2. - lie
>>767441420
2 because it'd be 3 women not 3 woman
>>767441124
2, again, lie
>>767441684
yep! Dope guess bro
>>767441739
Op here.. whats your guess for me?
>>767441899
I would say 1 given the likelihood of being banned and electrocuted.
1 i have 700 dollars om my nightstand because i don't trust banks
2 i still haven't gotten my driver's license even though i've been able to for years
3. i've only had 1 job which i kept for a week then quit
I'm a virgin but I've had sex several times
I'm a hermit but I work a very customer service related job
I'm American but I can and do drive stick
>>767442409
yeah I worded that obvious... but I'm not a virgin... had multiple relationships very often up until I turned 21 and then just... stopped playing the game. I'm almost 30 now and I just never again made any sort of effort to get with a girl again... no real reason... I just 'stopped' for lack of a better term
>>767442035
U right
>>767442199
3 you faggot
1) I am an actor
2) I really like star wars
3) my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs
>>767440201
If 2 of these must be true, only the third can be false.
>>767443337
Op here - 2 - lie
>>767439642
1. Five 4chan boards worked together and raided me for over a week
2. I started the Epic Fail Guy meme
3. I use Christopher Poole as a reference on my resume
>>767443848
Op here, that's a hard one...
I say #1 - lie
1. I had consensual (subjectively) sex with a 9yo girl
2. I touched a 12yo boy's dick earlier tonight
3. I live on the moon
>>767444071
No, that's true.
1. Im Jesus
2. Im gay
3. Im pedo
>>767439642
1. I still love him.
2. He still loves me.
3. I don't want to live anymore.
>>767444423
You're a straight Mexican pedophile named Jesus.
>>767444423
Gay and pedo goes hand in hand
>>767439642
>So, I found who was behind of it...
>>767444507
A large percentage of gays are pedos. A small percentage of pedos are gay.
bumpp
1 I persuade a schizo to kill himself
2 I got 4 girlfriend in the same time
3 I don't respect the rules of this thread
