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Faces of /b/ thread!

Also general chat.

I'll post my face if the thread goes anywhere.
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Bump

Id like to see some faces
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Bump
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You can’t do a faces of be without posting your face first
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>>767440134
I guess I'll post it now but I'm just not a fan of having my face be an OP pic.

Seems to "look at me" if that makes any sense
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>>767440253
Tits and timestamp of gtfo
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>>767440288
Or* idiot
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>>767440253
Way too much makeup, looks clownish
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>>767440253
No one cares, post tits or fuck off
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>>767440288
That's not how it works newfag.
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>>767440253
Tits you dumb cunt
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>>767440288
>>767440490
>>767440522

Nah I'm good thanks lol

>>767440367
I like makeup. I'm perfectly ok without it though..i just wear it to make me look older
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>>767440508
Of course it does, all girs have to post tits if they want to post on b
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No worries sister, your good to go.
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>>767440648
Fine I'll settle for a pic of your ass.
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>>767440787
Nah I'm good on that..i don't post anything sexual of nature.
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>>767440648
We dont care if youre 'good, lol' we want tits, what do you not understand?
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>>767440895
Then gtfo lmao
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>>767440253
Titties
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>>767440736
Not in threads like this they don't, otherwise you won't get any woman posting at all
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>>767440768
Sort of look like my dad lol. Slightly creepier but my dad's a good guy if that means anything lol
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>>767440915
Yea that's not happening.. you're free to leave though
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>>767440736
>>767440522
>>767440490
>>767440288
Until the post was bumped with an image because nobody was posting, your OP was anon. That isn't attention seeking. You're virginity and newfag card is showing.
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mfw i look underage and im afraid to get banned so i wont post a picture
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>>767440768
PedophileWantedPhoto/10
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tits or gtfo
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>>767441023
Just post your ID next to the timestamp... for proof of age.
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>>767440960
Good with that.
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>>767441023
Well i look pretty young too anon but it's ok. I mean if you aren't underage then they can't really b& you...it takes you admitting to being underage to get b&
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>>767441030
Thanks...I think...
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>>767441011
Stop white knighting you sissy bitch, youre a useless person who will never be loved
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>>767441225
Active duty?
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Hey it’s me chunk
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>>767441128
smh faggots arent even posting real pictures
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>>767440940
Like we care if girls dont post on 4 chan, actually I think its better if they dont
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>>767441365
Seen the move Animal House?
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>>767441315
>mad because he's stating facts
>"s-shut up whiteknight"


Lel
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>>767441414
No sir
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>>767441414
Movie?
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Prost /b/.
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>>767441354
Currently, but not after a few months.
I fucked up, and now they're kicking me out.
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>>767441481
Yep.
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>>767441490
Oh shit. So I’m sideways now. Sorry fam.
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>>767441490
INTERNET COMMENT ETIQUETTE? WOAH
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good evening b
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hi
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>>767441490
put that coors down and pick up an arizona buddy
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>>767441456
yes, you have no idea how mad I am, now post tits, bitch
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>>767441315
Not whiteknighting. just explaining how you're a bunch of cunts who dont understand how tits or gtfo works. Thread sucks anyway, but at least its a break from the constant trap and log threads.
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>>767441508
Sucks, get back on track dude, tough on the other side...
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>>767441574
i think your hair is siiiik, and your glasses are pretty cool too.
your beard is fuckin great as well.

good day /b/ro
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>>767441411
>we don't care if girls post here

>board is literally filled with guys posting women and bitching about not having a gf or wanting advice on women all day.

Lol you guys are the opposite of "uncaring" when a girl posts...in fact you're obsessed with it.

Not caring is ignoring a ylyl thread because it doesn't interest you.

However when a girl posts you can't leave her alone


Lmfao you see the stupidity?
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>>767440648
Will pay for noods
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>>767438236
I'm a handsome lumberjack.
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>>767441613
Love me some Arizona. Honestly, I’m new to the US. Trying everything I’ve never seen before. There’s no Coors Banquet in the UK. Don’t worry tho m8. There’s plenty of tea in Texas.
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>>767441641
Trust me, I know.
I joined when I was 23, shit is so much easier than civilian.
Busted tape twice in a year tho, so that's it, nothin doin.
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>>767441674
Yea I'm sorry but that just won't happen anon. Despite me being here I actually have a few morals lol
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Morning /b/
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>>767441707
shut up paul
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>>767441662
thanks anon!
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>>767441761
https://youtu.be/zI8DkfZYG70
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Fuck it, this one shouldn’t be sideways.
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>>767441783
Thats what I was gonna say, kinda, couldn't think of the actual actors name tho.
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>>767441821
Hahaha. Ok. Upside down. That’ll do.
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>>767441821
even better
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>>767441862
Yes m8.
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>>767441707
Handsome is relative...
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>>767441783
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>>767441716
oh shit, i cant blame you man
hope you have a good time in texas though man, last time i went there a guy tried to drug me
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>>767441667
What you're listing is just a minority of fags who were never loved by their parents. The rest of us realize that girls aren't some magical beings and we really don't care if they use the site.
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>>767441821
Batman!!
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>>767441723
>Busted tape

https://www.militarytimes.com/2013/05/21/experts-tape-test-has-huge-margin-of-error/

Experts: Tape test has huge margin of error

Challenge this shit, Anon!!
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>>767441930
egg boy
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>>767438236
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>>767441761
Shiiiiiii didn't work
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how old do i look?
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>>767441574
Nice jew glasses, Jews wear those kind of glasses
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>>767441965
Egg Lord*
I have all the eggs.
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>>767441888
checked
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Pray for my scalp
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>>767441911
Hahaha. I’m originally from Liverpool, England and people there have tried to do worse than drug me. But thanks for the warm wishes.
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>>767442012
fine , have you considered growing a beard?
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>>767441574
Your the spitting image of my friend..
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>>767442012
Beautiful, man.
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>>767442018
that style of glasses has been here how many? 50+ years?
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>>767442050
YES M888
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>>767442104
i have, but not allowed to for a while.
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This is me...
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>>767442052
Good luck with the scalp.
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>>767441952
Doesn't seem to want to load, but my internet is being fucky right now.
Honestly, I don't even know if I really could, pretty much all of my chain of command is happy to see me go. I'm not a particularly bad soldier, just suck at pt. And combined with the whole being fat thing, no one really gives a shit what happens to me.
Also, I'm kinda just done myself, I don't even really have a plan for when I'm fully out, and I don't really care. Tried to off myself a few months ago, but couldn't go through with it, so now I'm just here.
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I'm I missing something with the sideways photo thing?
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>>767441970
Should I trim my mustache or wax it what do you guys think?
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>>767442372
i mean wax it to the side, not rip it off lol
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>>767442108
without glasses.. do u still think?
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>>767442250
wear is your mustache /b/ra?
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>>767442372
you should trim your beard
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>>767442360
Stay cool Bro, many tomorrows for you my friend...
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>>767441490

>>767440253 here

I look at you and find it impossible to tell your age lol
Like you could be early twenties to mid 30s really


Also please tell me you don't always drink that peepee beer?

Related. What I'm drinking
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>>767442426
Yeah hahaha it's uncanny. Only real difference is your hairs longer and a bit different
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>>767442370
Phoneposters bro.
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>>767442488
Meh, life is what it is, I'm here for now.
But Imma get a couple hours in, pt in a few anyway.
Pool pt, so woo.......
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>>767442572
Thx anon
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Should I get a tattoo like this? People would think I am so cool and edgy if I did this, maybe even get laid, women might think I am mysterious and alluring !
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>>767442612
Rest well
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>>767442656
>mysterious and alluring
Ummm...
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>>767442656
Please don’t.
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>>767442634
No probs m8.
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Rate meh plz
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>>767442718
>>767442752
>Not telling him it would make him cool as fuck

fucking faggots.
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>>767441940
The smart anon
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>>767442790
Faggy Potter
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>>767442790
high school freshman / 10
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>>767442656

They hurt like hell and fade within a couple years
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>>767442790
You look like you're 10.

Being very honest here
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>>767442805
soz fam
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>>767442805
You the boyfriend?
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Bumpity boo
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Meh
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767440768
767441225
767441490
767441564
767441574
767441634
767441707
767441821
767441970
767442250
767442426


Fuck yea, beard master race, we in this!!
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>>767443441
I actually feel like you would look better without the facial hair
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>>767443643
don't listen to him, keep growing it wait at least 6 months, Beards go through awkward stages it will improve . FUCK WHAT THEY SAY KEEP GROWING IT /B/RO
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>>767442499
I’m about to turn 24.
As I said to somebody else, I’m new to the US and trying everything new. Can’t get Banquet in the UK so I thought fuck it.

And you’re a very handsome woman.
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>>767443643
This. Lose the shit or keep it as stubble.
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>>767443606
humans without beard are called women
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>>767443697
Hey, his beard’s better than mine. I’m upsidedown man.
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>>767443441
Your beard is better than mine (>>767441490). Mine’s just longer.
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>>767443606
yes m80
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>>767443702
Huh....well I guess it's good to try it all..


Also handsome?...well uh thanks?
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>>767441490
Hey you got a shitty flip phone like me ? >>767441970
I am rocking the the old samsung flip cause paranoid about government reading my mind, thing probably is 1 mega pixel
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>>767441564
honest rate /b/ros
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>>767440253
show penis
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>>767444173
Yea I'm sorry anon but I don't have one.
No special surprises here just a boring vagoo
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>>767440648
Nice eyes I only go for chicks with blue or green eyes sometimes you see red heads with orange eyes, huge fan of that, No I am not Elliot Rogers and can get laid if I want no problem
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>>767444234
Didnt you die in that quiet place movie?
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>>767444129
Oh yeah, I’m trying everything y’all have to offer. It’s exciting. I was something of a beer snob before I came here but now I just want to combat the dry southern heat.

By handsome, I mean you have striking/imposing good looks, to borrow a dictionary definition. Definitely a compliment.
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>>767444332
Unfortunately, no.
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>>767440768
You look cool. I bet you play guitar, and like beer.
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>>767444308
Really? No redhead In my family has orange eyes :/
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>>767444336
How long have you been in the US?

Also it's just a bit strange because I've never been referred to as handsome lol. Didn't think it went for women
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>>767441365
I had worse acne when I war 14-20 so bad it went away eventually, try taking that shit that dries your skin its a pill, you just need to buy moistening cream for your lips. Also try not to pick too much I a few small dents/scars from picking. Glad those years are done with
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>>767441394
bitch ass too pussy to show his face
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>>767444469
hey, can i get a femanon opinion on me ?
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>>767444469
Been here 5 months now. I love it. Greatest country in the world.

Oh it does. And I like to think it means more than just conventionally pretty. In my mind it means something about you stands out.
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>>767444391
I met one with orange eyes, her eyes looked like the sun, I had such a hard on for her, but never got the chance. Maybe they looked that way in the sunlight, but god dam. I have dark blue eyes, Its rare you see light blue eyes like yourself
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>>767444512
Where’s your pic fam?
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>>767444391
Maybe they were brown and green and in the sun they looked orange, I think that's it, what do you think?
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should i post benis
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>>767444606
>>767442426
>>767441574
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>>767440253
You're concerned about it seeming too "look at me" but this is at least the third time you've posted your face this week.. the second time you've posted it today
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>>767444739
You’re a handsome lad. 7/10.
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>>767444142
Nice teeth, they look very white and not crooked, right on ! solid 10, but I am a guy I bet women have weird scale rates on guys. My ex said that Jason Staham is a 10 and vulkcry from the OC is a 10. I think women find aggressive face types the most atractive
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>>767444739
Get rid of the jew glasses and you will look fine
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>>767444576
You think so? What state are you in?
I personally can't say how I feel about being here because I've never experienced being anywhere else.

Oh well that sounds pretty nice. I never thought of it that way
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fuck maximum file size
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>>767444832
tyvm
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>>767444687
That seems more plausible.
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>>767444907
Kid Rock!!!
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>>767444979
Not every douche bag like me from michigan is kid rock
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>>767438236
>So, I found who was behind of it...
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>>767445008
Mich, no shit?
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>>767444808
3rd this week? Uh no sir not me then. You do know other have my images as well right?

But yea I did post twice today...your point? They werent OP posts and thats what i dont like. The OP post is what people first see and I don't know why but I just don't want my image to be that
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>>767444969
The sun was facing south east to her right, have you noticed this before with your fam jam?
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>>767444907
mullet?
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>>767444282
show vagoo
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>>767444730
dat u?
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>>767444899
Texas.
I’ve been to a few different countries. They’re like here but with no guns and smaller sodas. And alcohol is more expensive.
One thing I do miss about England is being able to get shitfaced in the morning and walk around. Oh and the booze selection in supermarkets.
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>>767444943
no probs
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>>767444808
I'll White Knight, let the thread roll kid...not for you...move on.
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>>767444282
Il show you mine if you show me your
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>>767445127
No, just a shitty haircut
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>>767443441
if youre going to have a beard, maintain it. that thing looks like a scraggly fucking mess. go see a proper barber and have him straighten you out. fuck you
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>>767445074
Nope we are all pretty much blue/green/hazel eyed people.
Never noticed any orange looking eyes
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>>767445174
i think so ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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>>767445060
It was definitely you, it was a screenshot of you with writing from snapchat talking about the new Marvel movie. Nobody would have saved that, dude. My point is that you clearly don't have an issue with being seen or showing off, so it was just funny that you said you don't want to seem too "look at me"? No need to get offended
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>>767443606
most of these beards are of the neckbeard variety and should be trimmed/groomed.
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>>767445303
cute :3
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>>767445178
If you miss walking the streets shit faced then you would love Vegas.

I've only been to Vegas once and I was so used to the law in California that I was unknowingly sort of hiding my booze under my jacket as I walked around the Los Vegas strip. It can get pricey but it's so worth it
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>>767445372
I know I have a shit beard, but I’d like to think it says “I give up.” At least I have a decent mustache.
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>>767445310
/b/ sure can be a shitty place sometimes...let it go.
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>>767445049
Yeah that pic was courtesy of todays weather
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Why is everybody on here white?
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>>767445437
Nigger
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>>767444142
...you fucking faggot. you took that picture and posted it to facebook pretending your gf took it.
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>>767445386
Then to Vegas I must go. Reminds me of this one clip of a man from my hometown of Liverpool, walking the strip completely shitfaced. Perhaps it could be me.
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>>767444142
honestly rate what? the super closeup of half your face? 0/10 incomplete
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>>767445372
>most
Show me one decent piece of facial hair on here.
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>>767445303
i just asked because nobody noticed u .... think ur boobs are just fine, im not ass nor boobs guy, but i think ur body is just fine, it makes u cutier .. bigger boobs would make u look sluttier
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>>767445444
You sure got me bud, ill feel that in the morning
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glad to know i better looking than all of you faggots
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>>767445437
did u stole it?
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>>767445437
nice hairline bruh.
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>>767445437
you must be new, mein negro
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>>767445507
How could you expect otherwise on 4chan? If anything it’s the least he could have done.
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>>767445501
Anon, sounds like you prefer men
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>>767445374
meow
>>767445501
thank you, i think im kind of slutty though
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>>767445437
Mom and Dad are white...so...
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>>767445594
well that is a plot twist
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>>767445546
I expected nothing less. It's so expected that im surprised someone even commented
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>>767445594
hot trap
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>>767440253
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>>767445401
that stache is far from decent my man. do yourself a favor and go see a barber. DO IT FOR ME OR ILL KILL MYSELF
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>>767445594
Why would I expect anything else
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Post pic plz
Gril posts pic..
Togtfo....
Sounds like an autistic trap to me
Reeeeeeeee
The autism
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>>767445526
I got it fairly cheap if that's what you mean. I only pay $220 a month for payments
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>>767445310
I'm not offended though? I don't get why people think I get offended by these things.

I don't recall really but then again when I post i usually do it mindlessly so maybe you are right idk.

And of course I have no issues with people seeing me but putting my picture as an OP post just feels more attention grabbing because it's the OP pic.

I post because i have no issue with others seeing my face. I'm not trying to put my face on a pedestal though If that makes sense.


Like a person walking down the street knows people will look at them or not and doesn't really care. But a person walking down the street screaming into a megaphone and being flashy is someone who wants them to look.

I don't want to be the person with the megaphone haha
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>>767445528
Thanks, I have a crazy widows peak
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>>767445655
I’m going to shave my head in a few months, don’t worry lad.
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>>767445372
I am scared of trimming fine I heard its bad mkay
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>>767445697
Is that disability money from being a nigger?
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Bla-bla-bla i am not an attention whore look, to prove it I didn’t post my pic in the OP. Totally not an attention whore who want thirsty losers to post their pics and have their attention. Fuck everyone in this thread you’re all fucking retarded kill yourselves it will increase the average IQ of the world a bit without the shit-brained space wasting pieces of shit that you all are
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>>767445437
>everybody
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>>767445697
no i really mean if u just stole that car and found that clothes and mobile inside so u just took the opportunity ... but hey, thats nice to hear anon, hope it will serve u well and long
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>>767445636
You sound like a good lad. Would def ask you a load of racially insensitive questions at a party.
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>>767445491
>>767442426
this guys beard is okay. i would try to get the cheek lines higher if i was him, but then again, maybe he doesnt grow hair there. also, he needs to have a deeper neck line to make his face look slimmer.
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>>767445643
Needs to be a bit more transparent my dear
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>>767445739
post pic lad
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>>767445735
No it's money from my job that pays me in United States Currency also known as the dollar
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>>767445681
Does you bite your mustash hair when you eat too?
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>>767445709
Yeah I get what you mean dude, I just thought it was a bit ironic and was just having a bit of banter. I thought you were offended because of the long response, honestly. Have a laugh
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>>767445739
You first shitfucking cockgobling gutter skank
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>>767445739
We all learned something today...
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>>767445739
I bet your too pussy to show your face on here kys faggot
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>>767445768
Oh no I pay for everything I own. Im actually not too sure that I've ever stolen anything. I've been robbed tho, feels bad
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>>767445491
jewish glasses for u faggots also im trying to take care of it but it depends of what type of hair have
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>>767445808
Okay One sec I will re do it
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>>767445786
Yea I get those all the time at parties actually, it's all fun
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Ayyy
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>>767445892
you have* .. mine is curly so i cannot get those sharp lines so i go for natural
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>>767445719
no dude. from who? please, go see a barber and let him sort you out. you will look much better. part of having a beard is maintaining it. dont bring bad names to facial hair like most of these basement dwellers
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>>767445824
Haha it did get close I trimmed it before it got that bad. I hate that shit. It getting in my food and drink.
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>>767445914
Tits
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Hello, sorry if I look weird I didn’t want to get out of bed and the flash hurts my delicate eyes
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>>767445603
When your explain it like that, it totally makes sense.
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>>767445901
Hahaha. Honestly, you guys are the most fun at parties.
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>>767445988
I dont have any, fampai
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>>767445914
greetings
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>>767445914
I like your hair better this way!
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>>767446010
I would like to think the people around me agree, thanks anon
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>>767445996
You look weird because of your subhuman genes, not because of the flash or the bed.
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>>767446020
Gotta love those flat chests.
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>>767446064
say it to my face pussy
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Plz rate or tell me things wrong with me thx
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>>767446064
Oh fuck, maybe the flash helped then
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>>767445996
Pedo stashe/10
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>>767446102
I call it the Diego
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>>767445831
Ah I see. I do the same thing irl and in typing. I'm not the greatest at giving short answers because I feel like the explanation isn't clear so I tend to have lengthy replies to things sometimes lol
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>>767446078
At least my butt is nice....
>>767446052
I like to switch it up some times.
>>767446039
Hello friendo
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>>767446093
I literally replied to the picture of your mongrel face thats as close as it gets on here bud
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>>767446096
Trim those bushes above your eyes before birds mistake those things for bugs
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>>767446096
you should probably put on weight. your face looks gaunt. nice eyes. trim your eyebrows. a full 5 oclock shadow would probably fit you nicely.
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>>767446096
your upper half of face look good but your lower part is like it belonged to a midget and u had to had it sewn up after cock sucking accident which destroyed your natural lower part .. 6/10
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>>767445669
>>767445637
>>767445635
o_o
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>>767446096
Well yeah, you’re handsome, but you look like you spend so much time on your appearance. You look like one of those spoiled football/rugby playing twats called Alex. Just relax m8.
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>>767446096
The fuck happened to your cheek?
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>>767446184
Holy fuck my sides
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>>767446167
hows your day fellow femanon?
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>>767445594
you look like a Armenian Henchman
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>>767446172
you used literally wrong there you fucking autist
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>>767441394
Nice goggles
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>>767446229
That's a trap you're talking to friend
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>>767446229
Im still in bed, its my only day off this week so im gonna make good use of it
You?
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>>767446207
Lost 155 lbs and have to put back on like 15-20
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trying to avoid starting my assignments.. what's everyone else up to? :--(((
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>>767446167
Flat chest and a nice ass = even better.
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>>767446195
go seek attention somwhere else
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>>767446195
Oh wow. Beautiful like a grecian marble statue.
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>>767446287
Did you lose all that weight when your uncle pulled out of your ass?
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>>767446195
wanna fuck
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>>767446295
Trying to jerk off to your tits
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>>767446287
Better go find it, you look terribad
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>>767446287
post pics before losing weight? 155 lbs? fuck dude, thats an average sized man
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>>767446295
tits orrrrrrrrrr
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>>767446335
Poorly constructed joke at best. Am big time fag but I’m a top
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>>767446363
Average sized man? Are you fucking 15 kiddo?
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>>767446354
good luck mate, i'm with you in spirit
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>>767446363
Yea that's crazy, I weigh 153 lbs, you lost a whole person somehow
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>>767446407
For a man who is 5 feet, 9 inches tall, 128 to 169 pounds is considered a healthy weight. The average waist circumference for men is almost 40 inches.
are you fucking dense mate?
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>>767446284
im gonna do breakfast and just chill, will study later , i have day off work as well
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>>767446424
Yeah I’m 155 now I got like obsessive with it n wanted to cut my weight in half. Now I’m putting on muscle and gaining some fat back to not look like a ghoul
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>>767446452
5 foot 9 is a fucking manlet not a man
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Nigga I ain't postin shit
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>>767446473
Best of luck to you. I'm 6ft, 153lbs and have been trying to gain weight, but no luck
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>>767446407
No you're just a fatass clearly lol
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>>767446363
Here’s comparison of me when thicc
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>>767446519
youre a fucking moron. i get that youre trying to make a joke or something, cause you know, youre so big and manly, but ON AVERAGE, men are 5'9 128-160. or there about. no go shit in your hands and clap a bunch
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>>767446525
Thank you for your contributing words
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>>767446589
good for you anon.
hope things are going well for you in terms of confidence levels.
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>>767446589
holy shit dude. congrats on the weight loss. howd you do it?
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>>767446589
Yeah. Keep that weight off, Alex.
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>>767446519
>almost certain this anon is under 5'9

Cringy
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Better? I just learned Photoshop today not so good
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>>767446589
Spencer, is that you buddy?
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>>767445914
Nice eyes Green and blue eyes master race
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>>767446660
that is fucking deplorable
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>>767446605

whaaaa? Are you in England or something?

5'9 is below average height. about 5'11 maybe?
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>>767446695
no, its funny and youre a faggot.
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>>767446637
Thanks! Keto and exercise that’s basically it
>>767446624
Eh I’m definitely way more confident and getting laid more but still not stoked on the way I look.
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>>767446660
Mmm no not really but A for effort I guess
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>>767446660
I don't think you learned Photoshop, you just learned OF it, because that's horrible
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>>767445984
I think I am going to ignore the haters that say trim your beard I will keep it natural It may be annoying getting mu stash in my mouth when I eat but the look could be interesting with the stash over the lip look, seen some pics off google of people rocking it
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>>767446662
Am I missing out on a fat joke or something here
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>>767446096
Grow beard don't be a pussy just do it
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>>767446720
no, the photoshop is fucking hopeless. practice that shit, don't post your trashy half arsed attempt at it and expect people to be impressed
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>>767446096
sup Alex
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>>767446780
I’m gay as fuck and hate facial hair on dudes so never have more than stubble. Just never liked it
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>>767446774
The fat you looks exactly like a Spencer I went to school with
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>>767446660
Looks like gum.
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>>767440253
Can someone sauce this bitch?
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>>767446719
no. im talking world bro. all men on the planet earth are on average, 5 foot 9 in height and weigh anywhere between 128 and 170. the average american is 70 inches. 5'8. fuck you for making me fucking check that shit
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>>767446862
Oh lmao nah my name is josh
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>>767446839
That's cause your a faggot and you get your dick sucked by baby face faggots like yourself. Beard master race
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>>767446839
>>767446184
so i guess its the truth
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>>767446755
yea but thats not a look youre pulling off well.
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>>767446749
Help me learn photoshop
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>>767446719
No it's not...hes right...youre trying way too hard.

I'm not a dude so I'm only 5'5

My bf is is 5'8 and my guy friends and most guys I've been with have been around the 5'7 to 5'10 range.

My dad's 6'2. And I knew a guy who was 6'4 and 2 others who were about 6'1


My point I've only ever known 4 men who were past 6 feet tall and I've maybe seen a handful of particularly tall men on the streets
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>>767446881
Josh the gay skinny fat man who gets laid more often than he used to. Nice to meet you
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>>767446973
type that into google
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>>767446911
Nice dubs. And you’re correct sir
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>>767446734
Keto? Ive heard it's dangerous but with results like that....

I wanted to try it but it seems too difficult to get into
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>>767446985
Why do people space sentences like this, and why am I seeing it more often. Is it some kind of meme?
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>>767447071
theyre from reddit
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>>767447071
shit grinds my gears too bud.
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>>767447064
It’s definitely not dangerous and you feel amazing on it. Lot of health benefits aside from the fat loss too. 100% look into it
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>>767446869
Sauce me?

I'm right here though...you could just ask for more pics if you want.

Or if you want info.
I'm 28 and I live in Los angeles!
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>>767446734
impressive. do you have a bunch of loose skin? or is that only an issue if you lose weight via surgery
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>>767447140
Hey I live in Los Angeles! Neat. Can't say I've ever seen you before
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>>767447140
moar
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>>767446964
trim it or go full natural? what yall thinks ????? please be honest
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>>767447152
Thought I’d have way more but lost gradually over 2 and a half years so don’t have much
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>>767446831
Kid looks 200% like an Alex right?
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>>767447071
It's a habit. I tend to type the walk I talk. So for me it's because I tend to pause a lot during sentences I guess...?
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>>767447204
Honestly I like that name more. Maybe I’ll become an alex
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>>767447190
Au naturel bro.
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>>767447214
It suits you m8
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>>767447140
Please most more I really like your eyes for real
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>>767447172
Well to be fair LA is a big city lol.

Though if I'm being honest I'm more LA county then the actual heart of the city. I just say LA because it's a city everyone knows and it's close to me
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>>767447214
Even if you just do that at parties. “Sup, my name’s Alex. Not really it’s Josh but everyone tells me I look so much like an Alex they want it to be true.”
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>>767447238
me2
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>>767447176
Ok anon
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>>767447190
TRIM IT. ALWAYS TRIM IT. listen guys. im a fucking barber. i do this for a living. i use hot towels and straight razors. i give proper line ups and shaves. i know what im talking about. you have a solid beard, but if its properly trimmed, it can look more full with less hair. you have a lot going on there. hair going in all directions. i would reduce the volume while still making it look full. it will grow back. youre due for a trim. i tell my clients to come see me weekly if they can. never go more than 3 weeks without a trim.
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>>767447259
Inglewood? Compton? Pasadena? Woodland Hills?
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>>767438236
me
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>>767447353
Hey, it looks manly. I’m not a barber and I use straight razors and shit too.
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>>767447190
i myself have rocked the stache over the lips but it can still be trimmed and neat. your sideburns need work. id hook you up
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Need to cut weight, I hate that bit of skin under my jaw
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>>767447368
Haha nooooope.
You were close on one of those...basically my neighbor city
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>>767447353
Thanks bro that means a lot, I am 25 years old, I have never grown out my beard for more than a week or two before I was always clean shaven, I actually surprised myself, I always thought I could never grow a beard, because it looked so weak after a week. I tried Rogain for 6 months maybe that worked, but maybe it didn't cause never tried before. I will have to go see a barber, I will probably fuck it up if I trim myself hey
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>>767447500
Well i tried. If I roll singles, I'm going to bed. Good night
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i was asked for my opinion and i gave it. were all entitled to em. you say manly, i say unkempt. i have clients with very long "manly" beards but theirs differ in the fact that theyre much neater and easier to maintain.
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>>767447626
Night bro.
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