ITT: We share a house
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ITT: We share a house
>>767429911
>4chan in one house
Well..... it can't be THAT bad right?
>>767429911
Don't mind me, just taking a shower.
>>767429911
Aaaaaaand it's gone
>>767429989
The fuckin'house burned down last time. Wouldn't have been a mass casualty event if everyone had walked the dinosaur.
Dinner's ready!
>>767431040
I'll beat you to death, if you don't leave right now. RIGHT NOW.
>>767430941
And nothing of value was lost.
>>767431040
Get the fuck outta my kitchen
WHICH ONE OF YUS DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER THEY TAKEN A SHET
Thank god this happened
>>767430941
Before this
>>767431040
House was doomed from the start
I brought dinner :3
>>767433304
Is that fucking Popeyes!? YUCK!
>>767433619
Popeyes is the shit fuck you
>>767431941
wasn't meee
>>767433619
Y-you didn’t save the fries? Fuck you! I would’ve eaten them!
I'm being raped!!!
Oh boy, we're going to have so much fun
>>767435608
God damnit, not again! DOWN ANON! DOWN! GO BACK TO YOUR CAGE!!!
>>767434845
>>767435491
Enough. I won't have the devil's meat in this house. I made some stuffed chicken breasts. They're in the freezer. You're welcome. I'm gonna go to my room and jack off.
>>767435693
I'm done anyways.
>>767435737
How do I know jizz wasn't part of the ingredients?
Woah fellas make sure to knock when you go into Jame's room hah
Alright. Which one of you mother fuckers did this?
>>767435758
Alright, anon. You've had your turn. It's time for you to lube up that boipussy and let me go for a ride.
>>767430941
i called the fire department.
it still looks livable right?
>>767435877
forgot pic
>>767435800
I swear on my waifu's tits, I did not put jizz in the chicken.
Ffs get whoever's dog this is get em out my room
>>767435867
I'll bite your dick off, if you try faggot.
hot water is out again boys...
>>767435857
It’s your dinner, eat it
>>767435996
That's how the fist house burned down
>>767435952
I'll take your word for it anon.
No one will dare disrespect their waifu's tits.
>>767435994
Alright, well, at least help me tie up one of these fembois.
>>767435996
Damnit! It must’ve been James again...he likes to take the nozzle and shove it in his ass
>>767436110
That's my specialty. Do you want one with tits?
>>767436141
I can go either way, whatever's easier.
>>767429911
When’s the last time you niggers fed the dog?!
>>767436136
fuck you too man
hope u guys don’t mind. i invited a friend to sleep over
Are we a religious home?
Should I prepare my muslim conversion kit?
>>767436188
Is this good enough? >>767436284
>>767436340
You're the gimp
shitters clogged
Yo, I'm putting this Diet Dew in the fridge for later, please don't drink it. No seriously, please don't.
>>767436340
We only follow the word of our lord jesus christ
>>767436305
Whew. Sup, baby, you single?
>>767436279
You should've known this would happen.
All animals and kids left unattended will promptly be fucked to death.
>>767436542
Sorry anon
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DIDN'T REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL
AT LEAST THERE WAS STILL ONE WITHIN ARM'S REACH
>>767436786
Peace was never an option
>>767436719
Anon, no! That was piss Dew for April Fool's! I TOLD you, dawg! I TOLD you not to drink it!
I'm framing this picture in the living room.
Any objections?
>>767436915
Never said I drank it. Just said sorry, because I found it empty
Who shit on the floor?
>>767436967
Oh... good. But one of y'all drank my piss, just FYI.
>>767429911
Jesus Christ, there are only 2 adults for every 1000 13 year olds!
You STUPID sons of bitches...
>>767436944
>>767431040
Someone shoot the shit loggers before they spread!!!
>>767437160
Don't be silly, anon. You have to be 18 or older to post here.
>>767437179
What's wrong, anon?
My homeboy is gonna come through to play fortnite right quick
>>767437248
Get that fucking darkie out of here!
Hey guys. I invented a time traveling machine that allows me to get memes from 2012.
>>767437236
The toilet paper seems to be in an improper position.
It should be rolling over and not under.
>>767429911
Just clogged the shitter, one of yous can deal with it.
>>767430792
Move over bro, I'm getting in.
The milk goes before the cereal.
Fuck you all.
>>767437347
2007 is where its at anon
Tom and Jeremy are being autistic in the basement again
>>767437359
Shit, fam, I'm sorry. I didn't realize. I have a bad wrist and it's just more comfy that way. I'll make sure to turn it back around when I'm done... you fucking OCD nigger...
>>767437453
Someone put chain them back up.
>>767437517
put chain?
>>767437394
Welp... that was my limit. You're all gonna have to die.
>>767437616
God damn it Dan, I'll make you some tendies, just stop acting like your stupid vest thing you made is real.
FYI
I'll be late. eat dinner without me.
>>767437570
Take out the "put"
>>767437807
Damn it Andrew, again?
>>767435964
done
that dog sucked anyway
it wouldn't even lick my dick while I was giving myself an enema using the garden hose
>>767437805
second way keeps the cat from tearing your toilet paper apart, faggot.
>>767437849
someone out put the chain them back up?
>>767437711
It's real, bro! I'll do it, I'll fuckin' kill us all!
Hey nobody eat this samdwitch, im putting it in the fridge to take to work as my lunch tomorrow
>>767437958
You got it
>>767429911
I'm looking to move to a pants free consequence free environment where no one will berate me for building a Tesla coil naked and frying the cat at 10 feet with a lightning bolt.
did you let the slaves go?
>>767435350
Well it was FUCKING one of yus'!
>>767437899
Which is great for cat-owning bitches.
Real men have dogs.
>>767437958
someone out put the chain them back up with the do unlike to you
>>767437984
https://youtu.be/OYTnpE2rofY
>>767437805
If you use the way on the left you're a tranny cuck, the one on the right is for alpha Chads.
I see you've made your choice
>>767437616
>>767437972
I can't hear you over the sound of me pouring milk into a bowl before the cereal.
>>767438084
My mountain lion would eat your dog.
>>767429911
Which one of you fucks keeps taking my socks and hiding them in the fucking cereal!? You absolute degenerates need to fucking stop while your ahead with this shit!
>>767438239
See this is why you pour the milk first, you never know when a sock is in the cereal.
>>767438223
your mountain lion can suck my dick you lil nig
>>767435648
Someone call pest control, he's in the bushes again.
>>767438084
anon stop stealing beers from under my pile of cum rags. Your dog's had enough.
>>767436305
I'm unlocking anons cage for this!
>>767438412
I'm out. Who's the next rape victim?
>>767438392
Man, fuck my dog.
Little shit can't even give proper bj's no more.
>>767438288
I'll kill the anon who does this! Mark my woof!
>>767438436
My bets on James. You never know tho
any of you /b/ros want a bump?
Hey. We should buy a shit ton of drugs. And where is FBI man?
>>767438216
Okay, you caught me on the bomb vest but these are fuckin' real! I'll shoot every last one of you!
>>767438288
THEN YOU'VE WASTED THE MILK AND THE CEREAL! YOU'D BETTER APOLOGIZE BEFORE I START SHOOTING!
>>767438412
You gonna let him get fucked by that trap?
I like your thinking.
>>767438525
Milk first, cereal 2nd, socks 3rd
>>767438585
You
>>767438612
This
>>767438566
Not into coke. More of a pepsi guy myself
>>767438593
Gotta teach anon a lesson somehow
>>767438612
ITS SOCK THEN MILK THEN CEREAL THEN BOWL.
>>767438563
James' asshole is gaped beyond repair. One of you anons shoved a bowling pin up his ass and ruined it forever.
>>767438612
NO FUCKING SOCKS!
>>767438689
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS PUTTING SOCKS IN THE CERAL ARE'T YOU!? FUCKING DIE
>>767438703
Hence why he rapes Timmy from next door. Now the puzzle pieces are clicking together
I found this on the side of the street guys. What do?
Will someone help a brother out? Its been at least sixx days since my throat has been clogged.
>>767438752
Its cool I needed to put them in the wash anyway give me back my socks plz.4
Argukents over wether thr toilet paper goes over or under...
Arguments over wether the milk or cereal goes first...
Arguments over cats or dogs...
Now the FBI's at the door...
You're tearing this house apart, anons.
>>767438817
I know who anons gonna rape next~
>>767429911
I want to make note that for 3 weeks now I have been the one buying tiolet paper. Between the explosive dhiarrea because of all the fast food, jacking off to loli, and picking up Andys logs this is getting brutally expensive.
>>767438752
BUT YOU LOVE IT FAGGOT!
>>767431941
It was a gift for you roomie.
>>767438704
>>767438752
>>767438689
I think we can all agree the milk and the socks come before the cereal, and the bowl comes last.
The real debate is which comes first, the milk or the socks...its obviously the milk.
>>767438874
Arguments*
Cereal or milk*
>>767438874
The FBI just wants tom and jerry chill the fuck out, they're still in the basement.
>>767438874
Stay with us. Sides we have to wait till it burns down again to leave. Wanna see my setup?
>>767438848
TAKE THEM FAR AWAY FROM THE CEREAL!
>>767438954
IS THAT MUFFIN? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?
>>767438891
FUCK YOU
>>767438954
Ohai.
I sell Opium and penis enlargers. Just thought I'd put that out there.
>>767438954
Im up for stir fry! Is it cat or dog this time?
>>767438874
Its cool they are here for me. Turns out if you donate one kidney your a hero if you donate seven its the fucking Spanish inquisition. Someone make a beer run I will be back in two hours.
>>767439073
you shut up.
>>767439031
You put the socks down before I end you.
I want cereal, and my milk is already poured.
>>767439073
Hey Anon. Remember the tendies I have you last night? I just wasp eggs in them.
>>767438802
hey guis i bought a sex doll and shes all mine
>>767439137
The sock makes it better.
>>767439137
The cereal isn't real anon, its only socks now.
>>767439131
see its all fine, they just wanted jerry...where the fuck is tom? Jerry, before you go, where the hell is tom and his chainsaw?
>>767438874
>>767439191
damn right it does.
>>767439031
Oh. Hey. That reminds me don't eat the peanut butter. Turns out I am missing my pocket pussy and you know I drank all that home made moonshine I was making in the basement so that thing could be anywhere.
>>767439150
Great, I love wasp eggs in the morning. Thank you anon!
>>767439166
The fuck, James is gonna take that from you. You know that right anon?
>>767439166
Ill check your dubs, but you need to check your privilege. I'm a demisexual dinosuar. If you don't let me have it first I will scream oppression.
>>767439253
This guy is right, what the fuck were you thinking. you just bought the community cumrag bucko.
>>767439216
I'm losing my fucking mind in this house, give me a bowl of socks before I go mad.
>>767439294
I'm calling a house meeting immediately.
>>767439230
But I forgot to tell you that the milk for your cereal was my "milk"
>>767439310
To late now, James heard about it and is already banging the sex doll
>>767439315
Thrown some used underwear in a bowl pours milk on it and hands it to you. "Here there are children in Africa who dont have any underwear to eat damn it."
>>767439294
>>767439343
Let's take this all the way up to the United Nations.
Anyone want the rest of these pancakes?
>>767439355
I don't put milk in my cereal, besides what point is there in it? It just makes the socks all soggy.
>>767439315
This is all we have in a bowl buddy, they're all yours though
>>767439343
OPPRESSION OPPRESSION! YOU DIDNT CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE YOU SCUM!
>>767439447
Plus I always cum in the milk when u lot are asleep
>>767439414
Fuck those commie cock suckers I declare war on the UN. I demand you all put on your suicide vests and convert all of Europe to Islam or die.
>>767439408
Underwear or not I don't care. I'm going to eat the shit out of this
>>767439315
underrated post.
>>767439483
All in favor of burning this anon at the stake and claiming it was niggers say I.
>>767439457
I-I'm good, I'll just go buy some ramen from the store.
>>767439536
Bad news turns out we are out of milk. All we have is a six pack of Natural Ice and its piss warm.
>>767439612
I'm black but I second this.
I'll bring the milk and the socks.
Hey! Any rules on pets? Cause Chester is angry!
>>767437371
Sure, hop in.
>>767439535
That is a macro-aggression right there, buddy.
>>767439444
Monster.
>>767439628
Would you get scissors? I lost our last one.
>>767439710
Good Job Anon. *Hands you a bag of weed*
>>767439612
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>767439723
the rule is no pets in the sock box. we eat that.
>>767438223
It's called a leopard and it almost killed Kareem this morning you fucking lunatic
>>767439723
I love Chinese food.
>>767439812
What about the Pet box? Or is it filled with them dirty apes?
>>767439556
Just need some ramen from the store and I can go back to fixing the dryer. To whichever one of you fucks put a dragon dildo in the dryer, I'm gonna find you and force you to clean the laundry room.
>>767439777
Got it, also nice trips. Better hide em before Johnny comes up from the basement.
>>767439869
Kareem doesn't even poo in the loo. He can get fucked.
Made everyone dinner!
>>767439683
I already said I'll eat it without milk besides I'm buying ramen.
>>767439903
But you're ruining the aesthetic of the room if you clean it Anon!
>>767439869
I believe that's a cheetah m8...
>>767439903
Here, now chill the fuck out
>>767439993
Looks appetizing I'll eat some after fixing the dryer anon.
>>767439993
those are some weird looking socks, where's the milk?
>>767440032
Nonense, it's the wall-climbing spotted housecast. They're a recognized breed by the American Litterbox Association.
>>767440012
We have to clean it, it's a fire hazard.
>>767440065
Thanks, anon! Community college culinary school is paying off!
>>767440073
Its a new recipe he made for us Socks.
>>767440040
Thanks, means I don't have to leave the house now.
>>767439993
Pretty sure there's jizz somewhere in that food...
It's just what I've vome to expect from you guys...
>>767436305
how the fuck did you get cuck9 sneaky in the house get him out right now anon
>>767440082
I stand corrected.
>>767439997
Fine.
*wakes up*
I am an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free hell with NAACP
*looks to the other anons*
Oh hey good morning mates
>>767440155
My grandma used to say everyone needs to eat a gallon of jizz before they die.
>>767440098
Oh please. We ain't afraid of no damn fire. We came over every spot in this house. As far as I know Jizz doesn't catch fire.
>>767431040
>>767431040
back to your mom's anus, shit eating piss drinking mother shiteater, father's shiteeater
>>767440222
how'd she die?
>>767431941
DISGUSTANG MATE
>>767440266
Ol' gummy is still alive
>>767440266
She was drown at a gang bang.
>>767440229
I'm not at all sure where you got your information from, but it is entirely wrong.
>>767440222
also chek'd
>>767440216
Don't hit me with that one word response, you know I buy the ramen for all of us right?
What the fuck did y'all do to my toothbrush?
who shit in the bathroom sink?
>>767440219
Morning, how was the lynching last night?
>>767439993
NYEH! WHERE'S THE PROTEIN!?
>>767440335
If you brush more than once a year Cletus, you might have 2 teeth left
>>767440229
I told you it was a fire hazard and now look!
>>767440335
Thats leopard shit homie. Wouldn't use it if I were you.
>>767440331
Fine buy more cardboard and boil it. I will stick to socks.
>>767440382
We covered this. It's in the creamy, creamy, sauce.
> hint: it's semen
>>767440380
Sorry, someone had the toilet paper on the wrong way.
>>767440380
Well someone filled the toilet with fruity pebbles. >>767435857
>>767440408
We need a woman to do chores. Let's go down to Home Depot and see if we can buy a Mexican.
>>767440317
Well Fucking Thanks Obama. My educartion never passed 8th grade.
>>767440426
Ungrateful, but understandable. Socks are a healthy alternative to ramen.
>>767440427
My bad. Lemme try some of that shit. What did you call it? Seamen sauce?
>>767440440
11/10
>>767440440
shit in the pringle can next time retard.
>>767440465
Just eat around the big brown fruits, they taste nasty
>>767440487
Oh... I call shotgun.
>>767440518
Learned the recipe in the Navy
>>767440487
Can we buy this woman?
>>767440580
I call Assault Rifle 15
>>767440408
When you know jizz is flammable but nobody listens...
GO AWAY
>>767440580
I'll come too, keep my socks warm for me guys, I'll eat when we get back.
Idk who's mouse this was but it ate the bathroom sink turd and died
F
>>767440424
Why is there leopard shit on my toothbrush?
>>767440592
Bitch, do she look Mexican to you?
>>767440487
I'll be the woman, boys. Teehee
>>767440592
I think all the blonde weebo beaners are whiny Dreamers, who are no good for anything except hiding in sanctuary cities. No, we need a good brown one.
>>767440526
FUCKIN, EVERYONE JIZZ ON THE FIRE OR SOME SHIT! ITS SPREADING!
>>767440552
But that defeats the purpose.
>>767440580
>>767440605
Are... Are we really doing this?
I'm not entirely in favor of shooting up a kindergarten but if you guys are game...
>>767440672
It was purple
>>767440605
Should I get the water board out? You know for......science.
>>767440688
It's a trap, guys. I'll telling you because I know half of you are drunk out of your minds, and the other half are stoned.
>>767440721
We were planning on going to Home Depot, why is it always kindergartens to you?
>>767440721
No ididot, we're shooting up a home depot and kidnapping a mexican. weren't you paying attention?
>>767440761
You're overly suspicious m8
>>767440709
IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN. THIS IS THE 30TH TIME TODAY
>>767440709
Sorry were heading to home depot to get some Mexicans
>>767440803
>>767440807
Can't blame me for trying.
>>767440807
It's because jimmy here will never get over his pedophilic instincts.
>>767440761
Shit, trap or not, you'd have to be gay to pass up a qt like that.
>>767440721
Meh. Theres a grade school on the way. Lets just cruse by and see where that takes us.
>>767440814
Last time you said that, you woke up next to this
>>767440761
I'm neither, I'm enjoying a delicious bowl of socks and milk.
So is someone going to put that fire out or what? this is the 2nd time the house is burning downl.
>>767440709
Here use my cum bottles to put the fire out
I was saving them for an emergency like this
>>767440607
HELP WITH THE FIRE THEN! SHIT IT SPREAD EVEN MORE!!!
>>767440897
I've no regrets, my friend
>>767440884
>>767440855
WERE NOT SHOOTING UP A DAMN SCHOOL YOU ASSHOLES. WE DID IT LAST WEEK, THATS ENOUGH.
>>767440829
FUCKIN THAT DRAGON DILDO IS THE CAUSER OF THIS
>>767440899
Not my job, firefighters is what we have socialism for
>>767440899
You worry too much. The house is always burning for some reason or another and it's still standing. It's FINE.
>>767440903
OMG the smell man! The smell!
>>767440907
Did you try resetting the modem?
>>767440986
To be fair, she had a nice personality. Very... desperate and accommodating.
>>767440996
BUT THE AESTHETIC
>>767440995
What if we only shoot it up a little then go to home depot and kill a Mexican with a coke bottle?
>>767440995
How about a daycare? No one would see that coming.
>>767441035
8/8
>>767441079
We're not killing a perfectly good appliance
>>767441086
>>767441079
No means no, unless you're raping in which case the safe word is "don't stop"
>>767441035
It's finally out! But the whole house smells of brunt semen now... so a win?
Someone go to the basement and un-chain the gimp before he dies in the fire.
>>767441063
Clean the laundry room or so help me god I will strangle you.
>>767441164
I call dibs on the top bunk, that ash looks comfy
>>767441146
What if we buy a slightly damaged one and take it apart to see how it works?
>>767441164
>It's finally out!
Not on my watch, mate.
>>767441180
It didn't spread that far, besides Timmy from next door went to feed him so they should be fine.
>>767441214
Come with us to Home Depot, they have Mexicans for that
>>767429911
Why is there a dead pregnant woman in the bathtub upstairs?
>>767433304
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
>>767441161
I thought the safe word was pineapple. Oh..Shit I forgot the safe word! Drive damn it! Drive!!!!
Finally arrives home wondering what's been going on since I've left
>>767441224
Keep your amputee fetish under control, I'm not helping you dispose of any more torsos
>>767441224
You clearly wan't to die tonight. Thats it, you must have a death wish.
>>767441311
You mean why isn't there one in the bathtub downstairs.
>>767441264
Shit Timmy went?
Fuck someone go check on them.
>>767441311
Shhhhh
Don't tell the cops 'kay?
>>767441264
holy fuck, tom and jerry are in the basement, and you retards let the neighbor kid go down there? He's dead already. Thats the 7th one this week.
>>767441344
Hey not every thing I ask you to do involves disposing of a corpse in dumpsters all over town. Some times I just need you to listen.
>>767441362
I know, right? But she's getting full. Isn't it your week to empty her?
>>767441340
30 fires and we unlocked anons cage, also, Socks for breakfast
>>767441368
I tell them every week, don't let normies go in the basement, no one ever listens to me.
>>767441086
Sorry I'm late, guys. I was just getting my gun.
Can you please tell me more about this thing we're plotting?
>>767441320
I said. NOT. On MY watch.
>>767441368
I mean Johnny was already down there so Timmy should be getting dismembered right aboooutttt....
Guy I didn't want to tell you guys this because I didn't want to scare you but I found this creepy doll underneath the basement floorboards around the time that the mystery fires and phantom shits were happening and since then I've been hearing weird noises and voices at night
I think we've angered some spirits by fucking with this house so much
>>767441441
I'll help you dispose of dismembered corpses, but I draw the line at sharing feelings
>>767441506
She's kind of hot
>>767441443
We havent emptied any of them in like a month, we just keep throwing them in the basement with tom and jerry.
This is why we need a mexican, nobody does chores anymore.
>>767441506
I feel sorry for the spirit.
>>767441475
Get the fuck out of here, Chris!
>>767441469
>>767441501
Yup. They're fucking his dismembered body and eating him. Fucking shit, what are we going to tell his parents?
>>767441621
she gunna git fuked
>>767441506
oh ya I was using that dolls hair as a jizz rag the other week because the toiler paper roll was fucked
>>767441650
His mom's upstairs in the bathroom, and you really need to empty her out
>>767441639
you shut the fuck up.
>>767441475
Chris we were planning to do something big, but first could you go get my gun from the basement?
>>767441350
You know no one wants to kill me. Especially after I cursed them all to see my ghost for all time wearing a neon mankini every time they have sex or a woman is over.
why do people keep using the name james as a catchall for the typical 4chinner
>>767441523
Ha Ha you have feelings.
>>767441689
Fuck it, im throwing her in the basement, I'm sick of this shit. Tom, jerry, and johnny will handle it.
>>767441650
Well, I mean we tell them what we always tell them, James took him on a 'trip' to the mountains for a year
>>767441689
What about the dad?
>>767441762
Shut up James.
>>767441702
who the fuck in this house has sex? huh? answer me that. name one person here that has sex WITH A WOMAN.
Jamelius reporting in.
>>767441762
Because we know that you hate it, James.
>>767441831
Basement.
Fuck it.
Whole family, basement.
THE DEMON IS RAPING ME!!!!!!
ITS RAPING MEEEEE!!@!!!@@!!!!!!
>>767441867
Does it have to be a living woman? Asking for a friend.
>>767441881
Welcome home
>>767441639
I'm not me.
I'm a memer just like you guys,
>>767441825
Then a "horrible accident" happens on the trip, right?
>>767441936
Oh, you too? I thought he only raped me :'(
>>767441851
>>767441926
fuck off faggots
yall aint as dank as mee
>>767441936
Someone just let anon out of the cage again for the fourth fucking time.
>>767441936
Just ignore him and he will lose interest and go away. He does that to all the new fish.
>>767441945
Just get in the fuckin basement, before we murder you.
>>767441953
Duh
>>767441978
Your right. I am stoned as well.
>>767441985
I got him back in last time, its someone else's problem now.
>>767441996
you knew he was retarded when the conversation started, what were you expecting?
>>767441867
Misty counts, right? >>767440688
>>767441985
If he shits inside the all again so help me I will burn this bitch down and piss on the ashes with you all inside!!!!!!
>>767442038
Let's just let him rape everybody so they learn not to let him out.
>>767441937
Take your dick out of Tim's mom when you say that, it's hard to hear over the gurgling.
>>767442114
get in line kiddo.
>>767442107
of course not.
>>767442139
That reminds me, are they done eating his body in the basement?
>>767442117
agreed.
>>767442117
why cant we just feed him some sleeping meds in his next liter of mountain dew then all take turns just dumping our cum jugs into his butt using funnels?
>>767442139
Its cool shes dead.
>>767441448
Yum I hope they're fresh socks
>>767442243
Because everyone in this house needs to learn not to let him out.
>>767442243
no no, you try that. tell me how it goes.
Uhh... guys...?
GUYS I FUCKED UP
>>767442297
Hes just being affectionate don't be a drama queen.
>>767442297
yeah, we could just pump him full of our jugs, put a buttplug in him, then stomp on his stomach and watch as the white rocket shoots from his ass
>>767442337
>>767442342
son of a bitch, WHAT DID YOU DO.
>>767442337
Quick put it out with this!!!!!
who keeps parking that fucking van in front of the house.
The FBI are already looking for Timmy we don't need unwanted attention
>>767442337
Jizz on it and it'll go away,
>>767442389
no really, give it a shot, just TRY to do that. you wouldn't be the first.
>>767442342
I BROKE MY CHAIR!
>>767442479
my bad, we went to home depot and got a couple Mexicans.
>>767442359
It's easy so that when he hasn't gaped your ass yet.
>>767442389
Time for his punishment.
>>767442526
I see nothing wrong here.
>>767442493
w- would he like that?
>>767442549
for raping all of our roomm8s
>>767442430
Nothing, I was just making some pizza! Fuck!
>>767442436
Tha- AAAAAAAH! GODDAMMIT!
Guys, I'm turning myself in.
Please accept (pic related) as my parting gift,
>>767442430
TERRY STARTED THE FIRE! BLAME HIM!
>>767442526
>>767442618
What else, that's all that good for nothing shit stain is good for. Why do we even have him here?
>>767442549
Thats why I wear cast iron underwear.
>>767442618
No, he wouldn't. In fact, he'd probably turn it around on you guys pretty quick.
>>767442640
Take a salt tablet and walk it off.
>>767442643
You monster.
>>767442661
>>767442688
well, he is a rape demon
>>767442681
You think that will stop him? That only makes him rape you more.
>>767442643
Thanks anon, sorry about the van party. I'll be there on visiting day.
Anyone else get a sore ass after eating that chilli last night?
Alright, where the new Mexican bitch, I mean dish washer at?
>>767442761
Not like my farts make a sound anymore anyway.
