Desperately need a blowjob.
What are some backpage and craigslist alternatives?
>>767417537
if you are in mtl area il blow you
>>767417603
I'm not
>>767417537
Actually leaving your mother's basement and going into the outside world and talking to girls are guys depending on what kind of blowjob you want. Basically get off of /b/ and go do something about it neck beard.
>>767417537
Double list haven't tried yet though
>>767417537
Try your mom
>>767417683
cmon, it's not that easy. You can't just go up to a girl and ask for a blowjob that shit will never work. I don't wanna wait and get all lovey dubby with a girl just to get her to give me a blowie
>>767417814
ok you are right stay at home. It will increase my chances
>>767417899
dubs confirms
>>767417537
Skokka.com >>767417537
>>767417899
If that's the case then please almighty one let us know the secret of getting a blowjob (something most girls don't like doing and get no pleasure from) from any girl you talk to. I'll wait
>>767417933
Dubs love brings dubs
>>767417943
Missing that one place where girls shave.
>>767418008
>he thinks chicks don't like to smoke pole
>>767417537
Some alternatives? How about living somewhere else where the government doesn’t meddle in your shit.
>>767417537
switter.at my dude
it's where all the hookers went after twitter b& em
>>767418008
OP never said it had to be a girl, there are plenty of willing dudes and chicks with dicks that will blow you.
>>767417537
Go to a club, pick up some drunk trashy chick ez
Tinder. Pretty much everyone is looking for a hook-up.
>>767419180
I've learned that tinder is only an elite club for 10/10 guys and girls
>>767420235
This i get matched but never good ones and they are never dtf im 18 and still a virgin ive heard if you dont lose it by 20 your fucked
>>767417603
blow me blow me!
>>767420557
Don't really see how your fucked if you don't lose it by 20. I have friends who lost it at 25 and are fine. What do you mean by that
>>767420557
If you're really trying to lose you v card go to college, like literally just go to a random college and sit in a class, easiest way to be around people your age. Also don't jack off for a while it will boost your confidence
LeoList
>>767420912
he's a god damn underage faggot. he knows fuck all
>>767418008
Loooool dude I don't think you have had sex much, you are thinking about it all wrong.
I fucking love giving my gf head and she enjoys sucking me off. Yeah sex is mutually pleasurable but it doesn't mean no one enjoys giving head because they get no please. That's not really how foreplay works
>>767421215
Boom you said, "my gf" i don't want a GF. Waste of time since relationships don't ever last. ever. I just want a fucking blowie
bump. every site is down now
>>767420864
are you in montreal? pic of dick and il blow it it its good enough
>>767421974
i'm not, I also don't want a guy to do it
>>767422112
ok np
>>767422112
>>767422194
>ok np
The hungry don't get fed. Girls smell desperation. Tinder, local bar or throw some cash around and you might find something.
>>767423048
Tinder is the definition of being hungry
>>767417603
How many days have you left your beard unshaved
