Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
You're a faggot
hah
as vietnamese and japanese this made me chuckle, nice old b8.
>>767416085
Now that's some old copy Ramen.
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>>767416085
This makes me nostalgic
Vaya con dios ken sama!
>>767416085
Incorrect word bait aside, its Gomen'nasai. Feel free to update your notepad.
>>767416085
despite the copypasta, this nigga married and fucks
Every time I see this these days, I feel like I want hug Ken-sama.
>>767416085
I straight up play with Ken-sama’s doo doo to nut.
>>767416085
>tfw this pasta is about a decade old
Kanji isn't even a dialect.
also, Osaka is shit tier dialect.
bad weeaboo is bad.
6/10 bait tho
>>767418175
dude, fucking every comedian speaks Osaka-ben, the fuck are you talking about? It’s the coolest shit in Japan. Everything outside of Kansai is normie-ben or fucking inaka. Special exception for hot girls who speak Kyoto-ben.
Ni Hao Ken sama
>>767416085
>first time back to chong in 3 years
>old old old fag
>people still falling for 10+ year old bait
>saddened
>>767417921
this. i don't regret moving on from the chong. facebook is somehow a better shitposting site now
>>767420222
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>767416085
Slam Piggy !?
listen gweilo, you are asian banana, nothing more.
>>767416085
Good ol Ken, with the bait thread
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!
>>767416085
https://www.theonion.com/report-58-of-world-s-japanese-speakers-white-23-year-1819576309
>>767416085
>Sword license
Every time
>>767422464
Shit, now I want to see more of these. Like a German guy who wants to move to Australia and become a Crocodile Hunter, and a Australian who wants to move to German and join a Brewhaus Polka Band.
The possibilities are endless.
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>>767424480
Less then a year ago. This pasta is way older then that.
