Ylyl
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Ylyl
FUCK GEESE, I was punked out by a goose when I was 4 yrs old, my dad just laughed.
Now I hope a goose wants to try me I'll punt that muhfukr like I'm going for a 100 yard field goal
>>767416028
I feel you, anon.
>>767416028
Fucking kek
Faggots scared of a bird
>>767416028
I used to go to a pond by my parents house when I was young and throw rocks at geese.
Happening now
>>767418743
Geese are literally nigger birds. You should be too.
>>767419034
>>767419069
>>767419170
>Reddit humor
>>767419339
Link?
>>767419478
>everything I don't like is reddit xd
>>767419478
At least it's new. What the fuck are you adding other than reddit quality insults?
>>767419378
Geese only attack niggers.
Guess you're a nigger.
>>767419943
>>767419034
>>767419069
>>767419170
Having shopped on wish a few times I don't doubt these could be real.
>>767419534
Check catalog
>>767420270
Only incels buy that cuck shit
>>767416028
Babies
>>767416028
sure kid
>>767416028
>punked
>>767420500
It's where I bought my crack pipe.
>>767420500
Can't you fit any more internet hipster faggot buzzwords into your post than that?
>>767420909
LEWL SO FUNNIE
>>767420909
le epic redit maymay
>>767421036
Bu..bu..but you just said faggot , you're just as bad as him you pillow bitting spear chucking Inuit.
>>767420909
Hell exists just for you
>>767415430
R E M O V E H O N K
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>>767421018
>>767421036
>>767421210
>bitting
>>767421210
So, 'faggot' as an insult is the same age as cuck and incel?
>>767421774
No, you fucking stupid nigger
>>767420350
I dinna get it.
>>767421985
That's because you're an incel beta bitch boy
>>767422061
Please stop.
>>767422170
Fuck off, you fucking stupid nigger
>>767422211
Full house commands it.
>>767422365
>>767421985
>>767421924
t.edgelord
Kiwis havin fun
>>767423399
>be a kiwi
>have fun
Checked
>>767423607
Kiwis have fun because they aren't amerifats
>>767423722
Wut
Best ylyl on page 8. Well played, losers
>>767415430
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=GjjZacZSWT4
>>767420456
no thanks. post link, nigger, or no click.
>>767425065
It's shit
>>767425926
fuck off, literally go into catalog, ctrl F and petrol
stop being lazy and go get your own yucks.
>>767426457
nah, faggot. not that invested.
>>767425065
It's full where do you think I came from dumb ass
>>767423722
>>767426555
cool shit then nigger, hope you have a fantastic night.
>>767427216
>mad
>>767427377
how am i mad? I said I hope you have a good night nigger? you just sound ungrateful.
>>767419339
Your phone is running outtake memory
>>767427603
case-in-point
>>767416028
i have good news for you man a couple weeks back i was riding my bike around a lake where a bunch of these fucking geese were trying to own the bike path and i just rode through them and ran over a couple of them. they squacked like the loser birds they are. was like a rigtheous squack of niggers getting mowed down by a cadillac of peace.
>>767427806
underrated post
>>767418743
Used to hunt geese. They are big. I didn't use a shotgun though. I used my bare hands and we fought to the death.
>>767428248
I used to take my daughter to the park on Saturdays and we would feed the ducks. The geese and come around and be general ass holes, and steal the bread. One time my daughter was holding a piece of bread I her hand and it charged at her. I booted the thing so fucking hard it flopped around on the ground for a clue.minutes before it limped away. We still laugh about it, I hate those fuckers
>>767429029
Are you niggerman?
>>767429518
Ask your mom.
>>767429449
Sure, op.
We all know you got your ass kicked by a bird for being a faggot
>>767429449
Geese never forget. They will find you one day.
didn't have it but used tineye and found lol
>>767429752
Dude, no.
Just, no.
>>767423722
Being this obsessed with America
>>767429752
thanks dude!
>>767429942
gimme handjob, not thanks
>>767429752
Any ass pics?
>>767428507
Because most ding dongs don't get it
>>767430110
Here is your ass pic
>>767430110
http://stapletely.gq/Blondes/6154-58-cute-chubby-teen.html
I think more pics of her is there, again from tineye
>>767430204
Kinda like you don't get it, incel
>>767420909
Fag
>>767430301
top kek
>>767430385
How would you know his sexual proclivities?
>>767430338
holy redirects to a shitbox scam
>>767427806
Isn’t introductory more basic than essential, making the negroids more advanced than their Caucasian counterparts?
>>767430520
Fucking newfags
>>767418995
What the fuck is it with this 'dragon spirit' bullshit?
I think Kanye also mentioned something about dragons when comparing himself to trump.
What the fuck are they talking about?
>>767430694
They're having a bromance, and your faggot ass isn't included
>>767430691
What the everloving fuck are you babbling about?
>>767430856
Go back to your furry trap thread, you fucking stupid nigger
>>767430960
The site that was posted was a shit link that redirected at least 15 times and I commented about it, and that makes me a fucking stupid nigger and a newfag? Are you off your fucking meds or were your parents already related before they married (but after you were born?)
>>767430817
Nigga, I ain't wanna be included.
>>767421579
>>767430338
Wow fucking bot cuck
>>767422568
no u
>>767416028
FUCK GEESE, I was punked out by a goose when I was 4 yrs old, my dad just laughed.
Now I hope a goose wants to try me I'll punt that muhfukr like I'm going for a 100 yard field goal
>>767431454
>>767415430
The guy has a bag of weapons
>>767421879
And Hogg never went to that school, and the bald chick told that she even bullyed the shooter.
>>767431545
What is this
>>767431571
No you won't, faggot.
You'll cower on the ground in the fetal position like the beta bitch that you are screaming about the mean bird that kicked your ass.
>>767431630
fuck I actually lost to this
>>767431571
FUCK GEESE, I was punked out by a goose when I was 4 yrs old, my dad just laughed.
Now I hope a goose wants to try me I'll punt that muhfukr like I'm going for a 100 yard field goal
>>767423399
Is this cannibal?
>>767420039
No U
>>767420909
Fuk u
>>767431331
Don't feed the trolls.
>>767429752
I want her ... barbecued.
>>767423722
>new zealand
>>767431331
Please go back.
>>767427603
>being this mad
>>767433285
>>767415430
>millennials
>>767423722
Yeah, get them goblino, get them!
>>767428507
right? wheres the dang upvote button xDD??
>>767433614
>>767433614
>faggots
>>767430301
>>767433921
>>767433533
Go back too your yiff porn, you furry faggot
>>767433945
>>767415430
Used to live next to neighbours that had a gaggle of geese.
We lived in the back and shared the driveway exit. They would always attack the car when anyone left. We ended up killing like three of them. Neighbours never seemed to give a fuck tho, probably just ate em. Fucking mexicans.
>>767433979
>>767427019
Cuckservative humor is really awkward and cringey
>>767433991
>>>767415430 (OP)
>Used to live next to neighbours that had a gaggle of geese.
>We lived in the back and shared the driveway exit. They would always attack the car when anyone left. We ended up killing like three of them. Neighbours never seemed to give a fuck tho, probably just ate em. I love Fucking mexicans.
Fixed it for you.
>>767434124
can I have one?
>>767434149
Kinda like your last relationship.
>>767434185
you can have one
trump gets two
>>767434159
Both are equally valid.
Honestly, I've probably fucked more mexicans than any other race. But I guess to be fair, I lived most of my life in an area where white was the minority.
>>767434310
So, you lived in Sweden
>>767434310
California?
>>767434408
London
>>767434382
Rarely left the US, never fucked an arab tho.
>>767434408
Yes. My house was a walk from the Mex border.
>>767434124
Not fucking cool.
>>767426151
Lost
>>767434544
Its ice cream, you spastic autist, it's not just cool, it's frozen.
>>767434310
Pics or it didn't happen
>>767434753
performed that very act, did you.....
>>767434946
Of what exactly
>>767435187
Of you fucking all those mexicans
>>767430694
It's the typical thug life nigger bullshit of appropriating Asian mysticism/martial arts themes into their ghetto life. They've been doing it for fucking decades; this is just the latest catchiest phrase they use.
Geese are complete assholes and I cannot believe I literally had to punch one out to stop it from pecking me
>>767435308
Well, then I guess it didn't happen.
I'm not one to take pics while fucking, or even of them to begin with.
>>767435308
This
>>767435433
Liar.
Post the pics or gtfo nigger
>>767434876
holy shit you have to go back
>>767435423
Pics or it didn't happen
>>767435406
You know this how?
You're probably a fucking stupid nigger
>>767435498
Fuck you want, I said I don't have any.
Here, have a white girl I was talking to a while back.
Also, she's probably dead now.
>>767435433
But, you posted all those pics in the trap thread...
>>767435731
Its a trap
>>767435731
She's probably got a bigger dick than you do....
>>767433725
a Diogenes joke?
How much "Rick and Morty" do you think we watch?
>>767435812
>>767435751
I haven't been in a trap thread in years.
First time back on /b/ since like last july I think.
>>767435880
heres a little plebbit humor for ya
enjoy
>>767435906
Bullshit
>>767435938
learn to meme tab better
>>767435971
All of it, or which specific thing, wait your right.
I've been on semi recently, I got stupid drunk and posted those to a shouldn't share thread.
>>767436015
Newfag get out
>>767436086
>>767436076
me on the right
>>767436015
>>767436202
>number 14 nothing is sacred to 4chan
i love his smoooth autistic cadence
>>767436083
>>767420909
what
>>767436157
Oh no.
>>767436270
thank
>>767436358
Is it all just bullshit now.
I give up.
>>767430467
If he's raping my mom, and obviously my mom gay, he must be a fag.
>>767436479
>>767436562
My new avatar
>>767436600
too late gayboi
check'd
>>767434124
Nobel fucking peace prize
>>767436646
>>767436713
At least he DID something for one.
>>767436775
>>767436809
>>767436892
>>767416028
I smacked golf balls at them with my driver and injured 4. Then the yotes came, wish you would have been there man
>>767436892
>>767437010
Because it's a suppository, faggot!
>>767436964
No, you didn't.
Pics or it didn't happen
>>767437096
You're a suppository, faggot
>>767437092
>>767436353
i need a name on this chick like right fucking now
>>767437106
not only do i unironically want anime bumper stickers, but that harry truman nuke sticker is fucking dope
>>767437292
There are many more facets to 4chan than just /b/ my friend.
>>767437292
Truman was a pedophile
>>767437277
woah, jesus had a monster dong when he was crucified and not hung?
>>767437381
So, what you're saying, he woulda been perfect for 4chan.
>>767437381
like i give a fuck. where do you think you are nigger?
>>767437423
Apparently
>>767421985
You are not ready.
>>767434149
>>767416028
what are the rules on this? can you kill it if it attacks you?
>>767437477
>>767437427
Exactly
>>767437292
>>767437513
its a fucking bird, you can do whatever you want to it
>>767436676
>>767437423
>>767437482
nigga wat
>>767437465
Right now, I'm wiping of on your mom's curtains.
>>767437597
im in the room next to her, id hear you
nice try
>>767437561
Do this
>>767416028
It was a male turkey for me. When i was 5. I ate him that thanksgiving. True story.
>>767437687
She's not much of a screamer
>>767437688
if you can catch it sure
>>767420909
homo
>>767437729
But, did you fuck him?
>>767437729
oh shit i wanna fug trump now...
>>767415430
>Hmm...He was behind of it...
>>767437732
what did you do with my dad? was he asleep the whole time?? did you cuck my dear sweet papa??
night /b/
>>767418743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk
geese are assholes.
the word "goose" actually means cuntbird in old english
>>767437900
I fucked him too.
I'm all about gender equality
>>767437941
Good night, son.
>>767415430
https://youtu.be/OYTnpE2rofY
>>767437966
no it doesnt
i speak fluent old english and youre full of shit
>>767437941
Get the fuck out, faggot
>>767438117
just for that im staying up
>>767438111
No you don't.
Pics or it didn't happen
>>767438232
of course i dont smart guy
>>767438173
>>767415430
>>767435969
fucking japs
>>767437374
lost
>>767431700
A good time
>>767438301
Liar!
>>767429029
Did you ever lose a fight?
>>767426151
Awh shit, got me.
