Confess.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Confess.
>>767414139
i stole my brother's weed
>>767414139
I am happy with my life
>>767414619
Weed is a degenerate drug. You must clean yourself from such unholy acts.
>>767414139
I'm pretty sure I'm the father of my buddy's kid. Had sex with his wife one night after a party when he was passed out and she was feeling lonely. They were struggling to have a kid (he has motility issues), so when she turned up pregnant shortly afterwards, he was ecstatic. We look enough alike that no one would be able to tell.
Don't want to fuck up his life, so haven't said anything. Never will.
alrady did Saturday
>>767415342
>Don't want to fuck up his life
lol
>>767414139
i wanna get on my knees and beg for forgiveness from the lord while i suck off my best friend’s brother LOL. not a faggot, btw.
>>767415342
Hahaha cucked your friend
>>767415519
Still his kid for all intents and purposes. Telling him I fucked her and his daughter is my DNA and he'd probably lose his shit. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
>>767415692
Wasn't really my intent. She was just really hot (still is) and alcohol was involved.
>>767414139
The worst thing i ever did was have sex with a guy
Then again he was twice my size at the time and I was a minor and he wasnt so it was technically rape.
Oof
>>767414139
fixed pic for you
>>767415917
pics?
>>767416111
A recent pic
>>767415917
If you gave a shit about your friend you would. He wouldnt be friends with you anymore and hed probably kick your ass, but at least he wouldnt literall be living a lie with a woman whos not worth him, and a friend who keeps dirty little secrets about the stunts hes pulled.
Like fuck dude, hes married to a cheating whore whos kid isnt his. He'll die thinking that kid is his. He'll die thinking his wife is a good person. That kid will NEVER know the truth about their true father.
Fucking his wife was bad, but lying to someone whos your friend about something like this is fucking disgusting. If you dont tell him, I hope you burn in hell.
>>767415917
show pics of her, bro
you won the darwin game
>>767415519
He already fucked up his wife
>>767416242
>hot
I just spent the whole day wondering if I'm a tranny because someone called me an egg.
I urinated on the floor once.
>>767414139
This is the moment i realise i have done nthing bad in my life :(( . Ok i am 18 and a kissless virgin although i am a 8/10 and got compliments from girls several times.
been bangin my friend's wife
>>767416518
Id give myself a 6/10 and didnt cash in my card until i was 19.
Your time shall come
>>767414139
I'd like to start a second civil war
>>767414139
I have a really important job but I literally wing all of it and play CK2 on my computer. Sometimes EU4 or HoI4
>>767414139
I owe someone 400$ and I'm afraid he'll try to come after me.
>>767416718
I wish... wheer did you meet het? Was her your gf when you fucked?
>>767414139
Fucked a bitch forgot her name then I spent three racks on a new chain
>>767414139
I put a knife in my friends locker and spread a rumor that he had it. Teachers heard the rumor and he got suspended. I think he knows it was me as I'm one of like 5 people that actually know his combo.
>>767416284
>He'll die thinking his wife is a good person. That kid will NEVER know the truth about their true father.
Happens often. World is full of it, as saddest as it may be.
>>767415950
What happened, anon?
>>767416284
Shut up, faggot.
Crippled a guy
>be 16 year old me
>hang out with friends around soccerfield at night
>exact field like in pic
>field has a net over the top to keep ball in
>theres a road right next to the field
>friend happens to have scissors
>friend gets an idea
>lets cut a chunk out of the net and block the road with it
>Think we are going to block a car and annoy the driver
>hang the net on the 2 lampposts beside the road
>hide behind parked cars waiting
>somethings coming
>big fat fucking guy comes driving full speed on a motorcycle
>guy is seriously obese
>sees the net last second and swirves to the left
>sparks everywhere from the bike sliding over the concrete
>run home
>lie in bed with ny heart pounding thinking i killed the man
>brother comes home
>tells me a man crashed his bike and he’s taken away by helicopter
>guys spine is fucked up
>walks with crutches till this day
I dont even feel guilty. Looking back it was really fucking funny
Jacked off to my step moms naked modeling photos when I had no WiFi for a week. I regret it now.
>>767417092
you do that to your friends? Are you a jew?
>>767417382
What's she look like?
>>767417373
at he isnt dead, right?
I've fucked my girlfriend's twin for the 3rd time in the last week
>>767417580
No, but made him handicapped
>>767417494
>>767417860
Moar
>>767414139
I hate all religion due to the fact they all indoctrinate pretty much from birth, and at this point in time religion is not needed anymore
Lost my virginity to my stepdad when I was 16... yup, hooray for daddy issues.
>>767418097
You guy or girl?
>>767418076
low tier bait
>>767417298
Well retorted you retard
>>767418168
this is an unimportant question, I will craft them into my princess via hormones if required
Killing myself in the next 4-5 days father.
Literally in a motel 6 ordering pizza/junk food, playing my favorite games and sleeping like crazy.
>>767418076
>tips fedora
i am not even a believer, idiot just post or fuck off
>>767418274
Don’t do it anon. It’s not the answer. Think about your family
In case youre shitposting: fucking kill yourself faggot
I used to snooped through peoples computers to find wins of their wives/gfs.
Was pretty successful too, always was an adrenaline rush and found it hot that I've seen people that I know naked when I'm not supposed to.
>>767418401
I haven't talked to my family in years, brother.
The emotional state anyone is going to be in is of no concern as of right now and literally cannot be a concern given the state I'll be in.
I'm GOING to do it--just confessing.
>>767418666
satan confirmed an hero
>>767418666
So basicly if you would commit suicide no one would care?
>>767418253
not really, that's my confession, admitting I hate religion is my confession,
>>767414532
No Newfag
I kill and eat the local homeless. FREE MEAT!!!
>>767418932
I think they'd care but if I cared what they cared about then suicide wouldn't be an option--that or I'd have to momentarily disregard.
>>767419115
FREE AIDS
>>767419229
ARE YOU A neet of poor?
when I was young and first found out about masturbation, I peed on my mom's new bed during masturbation.
>i was into pee
>i was into masturbating everywhere like an animal marking its territory
she thought I did it because I was envious of her new bed lmao
>>767419489
easy on fap, bugs
lmao what heppende afterwords?
I matched with a girl on tinder and she didn't reply to my initial message so I found her insta dm'd her and she replied. Now I'm going to request to follow her and try to get her to date me even tho I full well know she's probably not interested
>>767419390
As can be friend.
>>767419789
both? lol i am not surprised you all end up the same wae
>>767419631
she woke me up that same night after she came home and pinched my thighs like a crazy mad bitch and yelled at me for hours on end. basically guilt tripped me about it, told her then boyfriend and everyone.
it's been about 12 years since that and she's only brought it up once since then lol. she used to hit me up until I was 15 where she actually made me bleed and it freaked her out.
>>767416242
Avg. American MILF
good job anon
>>767420139
kek are tou black be chance?
>>767420349
nope white
>>767414139
My younger brother fucked me once. Am male.
>>767417373
You're a fucking psychopath if you feel no remorse
>>767420969
How'd that go down?
Did he cum in you? DId you like it?
>>767418274
Good for you man, I wanna kill myself but I ain't got the guts and I have the responsibility of taking care of my poor family
>>767418727
Check em
>>767418274
have fun
I wanna confess something but im scared uncle sam is watching and I dont have a vpn :(
>>767422412
/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
uncle same aint no fool anon
>>767414139
I came in my friend's shoe
Thank god she didn't notice
When i was 7 i had a girl who ook care of me when my parents were at work, we used to go to my bed and start touching our bodies, even she showed me her pussy, but then she disappeared and an ugly woman started to go to my house. In that moment i wasnt sad but now i have realised that i could have lost my virginity as a kid, i lost a golden opportunity
>>767421109
It went on for about a year, until we realized it was gay and a sin, not just something fun you could do with your body with someone else like we thought at first. He would orgasm in me and I'm sure he would squirt in me too at least toward the end, because his penis came out once and sperm "blurbed" out and dripped onto my sheets.
>be 15
>bro 12
>family super religious (mormon)
>bro corrupted by neighbor friend (porn, masturbation...)
>be ignorant about all that
>still haven't masturbated at 15
>share room with bro
>bro says wanna try something fun, my friend showed me
>God gave us this way to enjoy our body, it feels good to both of us
>ok bro
>gets cooking oil from kitchen for lube
>lay on stomach
>bro lays on top, warm and comforting
>I put my wiener in you, older bro, it's okay because we're brothers
>like holding hands
>sounds legit
>feels messy with the oil, but okay
>bro not that big, so not really pain, just discomfort
>bro somehow knows to go slow and let it expand
>I rub like this, older bro
>like a massage
>his cock suddenly hits prostate (I guess, in retrospect)
>suddenly feels oddly good, like itching a scratch
>don't know masturbation, so closest thing I've experienced to it
>God this feels really good
>ask bro does it feel good, "IT FEELS AWESOME"
>bro cums, pulls out smiling
>we do this all the time for like a year
>do research on google, find out it's called anal sex, done by gays
>tell bro
>stop
>never talk about it again
>>767414139
Once drank my period blood. Took the pad off, got curious, and licked it.
Worst. Decision. Ever.
Have you seen that clip from spongebob where he yells "BBLLEEGGHH" so loudly that the entire world hears it? Yeah that was me.
>>767414139
Back in high school, after this savage huge dude in my class gave me a monster wedgie, I started wearing a thong every day I could so he'd keep doing it. He didn't disappoint. Not even gay. Just have a wedgie fetish.
>>767418076
I fuckin hate people like you. It's their choice, they can believe whatever. They just want the best for their kids, mate.
>>767424189
that is fucking disgusting, what is wrong with you
>>767424463
>wedgie fetish
>wore a thong every day so a bully would give you a wedgie
Nice. Way to live the dream, anon. What's the worst wedgie you ever got? Also,
>Not even gay
Anon, I...
