>walk in >see this on bed wat do???
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>walk in
>see this on bed
wat do???
>>767413920
Fuck it, easy
>>767413920
turn 360 and walk away
>>767413920
Easy, fuck it
>>767414118
>>767414221
that was just a somewhat flattering angle though, it's a whale, pic related
>>767413920
>>767414260
Fuck then never speak again
>>767414260
Dude... You clearly have no comprehension of the absolute TRAIN WRECKS I've woken up next to after a night out at the bar. If I saw that waiting for me in my bed, when I got home, I'd be balls deep in her so hard I'd bruise the head of my dick on the bottom of her brain pan. She wouldn't even be in my bottom 10.
>>767414204
This
>>767414457
then i feel really sorry for you if that looks good
>>767414457
>the absolute TRAIN WRECKS I've woken up next to after a night out at the bar
OK. This needs clarification.
>>767414260
still just fat enough to fuck, I dont want a lardo but this is fine
>>767414260
>/b/ actually thinks this is unfuckable
god you virgins need to get the fuck off the porn and meet real women, you faggots would be lucky to land something half this decent.
6/10, would destroy in a one nighter.
>>767414547
Looking good is subjective though. By comparison to some of the bitches I've hooked up with in my life would be like 8.5/10 when standing next to her. Some of them would be 3/10. The point is, she's not the worst I've ever given a helping of nut butter, so I'd probably try to lock her down til she told her hotter friends how good I eat pussy, then dump her for her eventual upgrade.
>>767414576
I was the kind of guy, whose buddies would pay for all night long at the bar. Because I would wingman the fat chick, while he tried to fuck her hot friend. By the end of the night, I was usually kicking in her back door in the back seat of her car, while my buddy was getting shot down by her snotty cunt friend. I have fucked some REPULSIVE chicks in my life. All for the price of free drinks all night. My dick AND my liver hate me, but in the end I got my buzz, AND my nut, so I don't give a shit.
>>767414457
Lmfao, too true of an experience..
Personally, tho for her, I'd slap on a jimmy, smash the piggy, then kick her the fuck outta my house & have a drink
>>767414701
>>767414953
A chick like this would let you just absolutely USE her body too. This is the kinda chick, you push her left leg up to her shoulder, and her right leg out to the side, and just fucking jackhammer. I'd make her my little fuck piggy.
>>767415156
MAH MAN! That's what I'm saying! She's like a trampoline. Just jump on and enjoy the ride.
>>767415242
As long as the face is good, and the personality is solid, I'd stick with her for a while.
>>767414997
You need to write a book anon. And show the rest of these fucking neckbeard incels how to just fuck for the sake of fucking. They seem to forget they have even less to offer, than this future single mom.
>>767415353
I can get around a face somewhat. I mean most of the time I'm only gonna be looking at the back of her head anyway.
>>767415495
I'd want to not freak out in the morning when I inevitably wake up with her in my face, I'd much rather have a pleasant discovery.
pull my dick out and get busy
>>767413920
Fill in the missing part on the top.
>>767415649
My current cock pocket has a kind of cute face. But when she winds up staying the night at my place, she knows she better have my coffee on, and my dishwasher running before I wake up. I made her do the walk of shame on her third morning. I had picked her up the night before, and when I woke up and she was on my couch eating toast, and shit wasn't handled, I pushed her out the door still putting on her panties, with bus fare in her hand to get home. Two days later, I got breakfast in bed, and she was actually doing my LAUNDRY when I woke up.
>>767415927
mmhmmm, okay I'm done with the conversation now.
sniffbutthole.jpg also rollin for trips
>>767413920
>Walk slowly out of my room
>Go into my Girlfriends room
>Retrieve my 18th century sailors outfit I used at a costume party 8 years ago
>toosmall.jpg
>Squeeze into it
>Get long sharp stick from backyard
>Return to room
>Shout "Thare she blow lads"
>Spear the fucking whale on my bed repeatedly
>Return whale carcass to England
>For King and Country!
